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Update April 2025

Sorry for the portrait video. Forgot to turn the camera lol.

Also, reminder: I take ADHD meds regularly, me talking about taking them isn't me taking them illegally. I am a good boy.

Also-also: THOSE THORNY FUCKERS WRECKED ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHIRTS!

2025-04-23 23:13:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Update March 2025

Heya all! I’m really sorry I once again went radio-silent for so long. It wasn’t my intention, but life has been… busier than I was expecting, honestly.

I’ve attached a video I sent to my family in Australia, mostly as padding, but also to show y’all what I’ve been up to.

And I have come to an importa...

Preview/Update January 2025

Holy shit, where did January go? Like, no joke, I looked away for a few seconds and the month was over. I’m sorry for not updating sooner, but… goddamn. I’m not experiencing ‘missing time’ or any shit like that, I just got busy. 

So, as you can see from the update, I have been doing some writing! Yay! It�...

Merry Crimus!

Hope everyone’s holidays were great, filled with food, family and friends and stuff.

Just wanted to pop in and give that (belated) message.

Thank you all so much for everything this year, and yes, I will do a proper preview/update before the end of the year.

Happy Nagamas, friends!

November Update and December Rune Reading!

Okay, trying out something different here. I like to do this kind of rune-reading thing for fun, and I figured I'd do one for anyone who wants to watch it. It's not, like, fortune telling or anything like that, it's more just a vague nudge to help you think about stuff. Like I said, I think it's fun and wanted to share it wit...

Metallover's Self-Insert Book 3 - ch17

Okay, so maybe 'today', when I said it the other day, was a little optimistic.

BUT!

TODAY IS THE DAY!

Yes indeedy, it is finally time. And, as always, a massive thanks goes to the incredibly talented MercyArt for her beautiful sketch. How heart-warming, right?

I hope y'all enjoy! I'm working on other...

Update November 2024

Holy crap, it's already November. Where the hell does the time go?

Anyway, long time no talk. Sorry, that's on me. It's been a rough couple months. Like, real rough. Lost my job, so had to go onto 'income assistance' (Canada's version of welfare); haven't been able to find another job, although I'm hopeful I can at the...

I’m Not Dead!

I just wanted to drop in and tell you all that before I upload the next Self Insert chapter and do a proper update. I know I’ve been real quiet lately, but there’s a bunch of good reasons, and god damn life has decided she is done with my bullshit lmao.

The next chapter is done. I have some very minor edit...

Important Billing Update

Okay, so firstly and quickly, I have some good news: I have a new Twitter account y'all can follow for updates and pictures of my minis and stuff I'm working on (so many minis...): @lonepineben

Now, if you follow other creators, I'm sure y'all have heard of the upcoming changes to Patreon's subscription model. Ba...

A wild update appears! 1/8/24

Alrighty, long radio silence again. Sorry about that. I have a good excuse this time, though!

I got sick. Again. But!

This time I got real damn sick.

There was a lovely product recall here in the Great White North on some plant-based milk replacement products about a month ago (by a company that, f...

June 2024 vlog

oh my gosh, a second vlog!? two full months in a row!? MADNESS!

June Update/Preview 2024

Heya everyone! Preview time!

So, it’s a small preview, but it’s the rejected opening for the next chapter. Just wasn’t working for me, and when I sat down to redo it, I smashed the scene out in one sitting. I am planning at least half the chapter from Morgan’s perspective, though, and I did write a full scene an...

May v-log 2024

it's in the title lol

Quick Life Update 5/11/24

I'm not dead! Sorry for the super long silence, but I made it. Finally. I'm in Canada. I just wanted to drop a quick message here to let you all know that I'm still alive, still moving forward and I'm still writing.

I'll have a fancy new video-update in the next day or two explaining everything.

Thanks for all y...

Life Update 3/16/24

So, I know I've been kinda quiet lately. I actually haven't gotten a whole lot of writing done so far this month. There's a good reason for that, actually. 

METALLOVER'S MOVING TO CANADA! WOO! 

Yes, you read that correctly! After literally an entire decade of trying and failing ...

Blunt Force Trauma ch16

Oh my god it's finally done. I did it. I finished this absolute chonker of a chapter. 

There were a few revisions to the latter half that took me longer than they should have, mostly because I had to add a whole bunch of extra detail and some entire scenes. I didn't actually check the final word count, but...

Happy Valentine's Day!

Howdy all! 

I wanted to share this amazing piece of art given to me as a gift by the amazingly talented MercyArt, and I figured "hey, what better day to share than on the Day of Love?" Obviously, I've cropped it to make it safe for the thumbnail, the full version is available as a download at the bottom of the post...

Update January 2024 (and a little present)

Hello all!

Long span of time between updates again. I know, I know, I'm a butt. No excuses this time, I've just been enjoying the last of my post-surgery time off before going back to work. Not to say I haven't been writing, though. I'd say this chapter is about... ugh... I wanna say 80-85% done? It's another whopper, i...

Preview/Update 9/12/23

Howdy all! Gasp! Am I doing an update before the end of the month!? The sky must be falling! 

Well, it actually might come pretty close to that here, because there's a category 5 cyclone coming right at us, and I wanted to update before I ran the risk of losing internet access for an extended period of time. <...

Update 24/11/23

Wowsers, I am so sorry to have left y'all hanging all month. It's been another pretty busy one for me, and no, I have no goddamn idea how I've been so busy despite being off work, either. 

So, obviously from the image above, you can tell, I had my second surgery! Both hands fixed! Yee! Hopefully, this is the last o...

Start Here Part 2 - Metallover's Self Insert Dark

So, here it is! For your reading ease, the story so far of the Metallover's Self Insert Dark collection, for your easy access. 

This story, while usually a patron-directed story I do with Patreon's poll system, has been on hiatus for the last year or so due to my failing health. Now that I'm getting better now, tho...

Start Here part 1: The eBooks

Hey all! After, like, five or so years of Patreon, I figured it was about time to start posting the previous rewards in an easier to access way. Because, honestly, this profile is a mess lol.

This particular post is part one of what I think(?) will be a three-part series meant to compile the afore-mentioned rewards of y...

Update October 2023 (and a special surprise)

Heya all,

Sorry for the lateness of this update. The last few weeks have been a really wild ride, which I will get to shortly. Still, though, I should have made this post at the start of the month. Whoops. 

Chapter... fifteen? I think it's fifteen... is planned and underway, although unlike the last few, I'm ...

Self Insert Book 3 ch15

Oh my god, I swear this entire chapter grew out of nowhere. The first half was kind of reactionary, where I realised that SI!Ben hasn't really seen the consequences of any of his actions politically yet. There will be more of those. But, the second half kinda just happened organically but started to run long and GOD DAMMIT I'...

Update/Preview August

Hiya all!

Sorry for the long radio silence again. It has been a wild month for me. I’ve got a good excuse this time, though! BEHOLD!

I finally had the first surgery, and now my hand is fixed! No mor...

Self Insert Book 3 ch14

Oh. Your. God. 

I actually did it. 

I actually got another chapter done. 

Hooray!

Fair warning, things get a little spicy towards the end, so... yeah. I've uploaded a clean (well, cleaner version) as well, for people who aren't into that kind of thing. 

I don't know h...

June Update 2023

Hello everyone! How we doing? Sorry for the long radio silence, but there's a reason for that... and it's... well...

... yeah. And this is the lighter one. You should see the brace, and the splints I gotta sleep in. ...

The Long-Awaited Self Insert Chapter 13!

Oh my god, it's finally done. 

IT'S. FINALLY. DONE.

This chapter ended up being waaaaaay more work than I'd expected. I'd originally planned for the politicking to go much more in-depth, too, but decided that it just... wasn't working, and didn't match the story I'd been telling.

That's my excuse, and I...

Update 30/4/23

Oh my god, I did it! The chapter is done, and with MinuteRice and TheRealOG for editing. Holy crap I can’t believe this thing took nearly a year to get done…

Clocking in at just shy of 20k words, this was an absolute beast of a chapter to write. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find a place to split it, but I’ll see wh...

Update 19/4/23

Hey everyone! I’m not dead, i promise! Im so sorry I went radio-silent for so long; it’s been a real shitter of a few months. Though, for once, it’s not because I was sick! Yay!

This preview is a look at the pre-house of lords meeting, a humorous joke with Maribelle that I wrote the other day. Yes, I am still work...