This is probably meaner that it needed to be, but whatever. Do people still say "kiting"? Do people know what that is?
The first pin was originally going to say "I'm not a gender. I'm ME." as a reference to the best loiter s...
2022-05-05 16:18:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Pictured below: A teaser image of Koji Shiraishi’s latest spine-tingler.
I worry I went to far with this one-- too verbose, to many jokes-in-jokes and callbacks, getting lost in the sauce of it all and muddling th...
2022-04-18 16:10:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Apologies this one is a little late-- my tablet has been on the fritz
2022-04-06 16:52:46 +0000 UTC View Post
(it's not really him)
2022-03-02 18:06:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Kat: Ummm okay… what just happened?
Fezco: fuck is this… sum kinda fucked up thing…?
Cassie: Guys… *sniff* I think we’re in Gantz
Yeah? Whatever. I live with 3 girls, sue me.
I don’t know if the Brokeback mountain joke reads clea...
2022-02-28 18:04:45 +0000 UTC View PostRead it here. No pdf version, unfortunately, due to image sizing issues.
I'm sorry that it took so long. I hope you'll stay by my side as I continue to grow in my comics journey.
2022-02-18 10:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Obviously, everyone in the comic is meant to be viewed as a reactionary moron, but I think the Tradcath guy gets off kinda light here. Really, all we know about him is that he hates Pope Gayis.
Let’s go inside the mind of the creator for a second. Page 1— the joke here is that these reactionary weirdoes are so paran...
2021-12-30 18:04:21 +0000 UTC View Post
This was originally going to be pitched to The Hard Times, but I figured why should someone with my amount of followers be giving my ideas to less funny places? I can get eyes on it without help. A brief flash of excitement, at any opportunity to get paid to be creative (it's probably a paltry sum, though)
Sorry, anothe...
2021-12-20 18:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I liked to imagine “Me and Michael” by MGMT playing over that last little panel in the bottom right.
Ah, smokers. What can you say about ‘em? On the one hand, they’ve been duped by one of the most vile and evil marketing campaigns in human history (through no fault of their own, of course) but on the other, I’...
2021-12-09 17:56:27 +0000 UTC View PostHello, party people!
In case you somehow haven't heard, I've been spending the past several months working on an illustrated novella... and here it finally is!!!
No epub format, unfortunately-- doesn't play nice with the finicky image formatting. Sorry!
Oh, and a quick content warning ...
2021-11-29 16:58:55 +0000 UTC View Post
A spooky ghost tour, rendered a little moot now that it's November...
I probably could have delivered that third panel rug-pull a little bit better, with a little more oomph, but whatever. Live and learn.
My novella is nearing completion! Please bear with me! Your support is greatly appreciated.&nbs...
2021-11-02 18:12:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Aww, look at that little guy— how could you say no to someone like that? No, really— how would it be possible? Richard Nozick would like to know!
Anyway-- this comic draws on two fairly well known (I think?) philosophical concepts— Nietzche’s Blonde Beast, from the Genealogy of Morality...
2021-10-18 16:42:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Alternate punchlines included; Abel seeing the names of a bunch of pornstars or that list of files that Bin Laden had on his computer. Remember that?
Apologies that there haven't been any comics in this last month. I've been working hard on a new novella-- doing a ton of punch-ups and editing, as well as adding illustra...
2021-10-04 17:17:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The first page is laid out quite well, IMO, though the second one is a little cluttered. There are a lot of elements going on that have to be made clearly readable; it might have turned out better if I had a stronger sense of color.
There was an alternate version of the second page that revolved around two ar...
2021-08-19 16:27:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I basically felt like complete shit the entire time I made this, for obvious reasons, and contemplated whether it should even go up at all. I recall hearing various people complain that we are in the midst of a cataclysmic extinction event in slow-motion, and yet the all the art we’re getting is basically just same surface-...
2021-08-11 17:17:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Chuck Palahnuik's short story Guts opens with the following instruction to the reader:
Take in as much air as you can. This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can.
which is an interesting, experimental narrative...
2021-08-04 22:55:58 +0000 UTC View Post
The main thesis of this comic is, if it wasn’t clear, that I am not much of a reader, which might surprise people, given how much I write, or rather, might actually just surprise the people who read my comics, who are, by definition, comic readers, who I feel like are perhaps maybe a group not particularly known for being b...
2021-07-29 17:07:16 +0000 UTC View Post
As I’ve been reading and writing more over time, I’ve found it necessary to communicate increasingly specific and abstract concepts and emotions— sort of like a painter finding a need to use increasingly more specific colors. (Does that happen? Not much of a painter.) In this case, there’s something about this new cro...
2021-07-19 17:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm in Austin.
That's a fun little joke format, isn't it? You get the punchline up front, and get to hold onto it until it comes in handy at the end. I think just leaving it with the minimal information of 'Austin' with no visual or textual description is funnier than if I just sat around rattling off reasons...
2021-07-13 17:49:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Alternate Title: A Different Kind of Twinkie Defense
I agonized over different methods of delivering that punchline, and am still not satisfied. The idea is really funny I think-- your harebrained defense, based on the first half of the subjects name is even more convincingly destroyed if you just look at the ...
2021-07-03 19:56:14 +0000 UTC View Post
A short journal comic of a funny thing that happened to me on a walk. Wasn't really planning on uploading to patreon, originally, but I do think it's pretty funny, so here it is.
Omitted: sentence in the thought bubble in the first panel that would have read "They should've made an anime out of Franken Fran ins...
2021-06-30 17:43:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I hated drawing this mutated frogs. Google “mutated frogs” if you want to see something stomach turning— far more effective body horror than anything comic or piece of art I’ve ever seen.
For the first joke, I really wanted to show the model in question nude, uncensored, pussy fully out. I really think ...
2021-06-28 16:41:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry I has to rush the art on this one a little more than I would have liked, I have a lot going on right now and leave to do a sleep study for ten days starting tomorrow. Enjoy
2021-06-01 22:14:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Incoming-- lots of hilarious geniuses quote tweeting this post with "this but unironically".
Originally, the acronym was going to spell out something foul like "BOGPUSSY" or "HAGZ" but I figure I really ought to try and reach a little higher than keep returning to the same well of shock/sex humor-- at least not all the ...
2021-05-31 17:31:30 +0000 UTC View Post
