Mertkaykay

ISDW Whistleblower

Yes, I'll tell my bro to remove the AI generated Viet Cong Gamers picture before it goes live

The Elden Ring Video - a Sneak Peek

Trying a new video format today! Let me know how you like it.

Made in Abyss - Sneak Peek

This has been one of my most enthusiastically requested videos ever! I recorded it over the last few days and it's ready for you now.

Sneak Peek - Five Nights at Freddy's Review

Hey folks! I'm off out into the world today, but I wanted to leave you with something special. It's my final recorded script for a FNAF review! I will hand this over to my brother and he will hopefully get this edited for early Feb. 

Ranking every Saw Trap (Saw 1-10)

CW: gore!

Note: the audio is a bit low, apologies!

Silent Hill 2 & The Male Loneliness Epidemic

Here's the recorded script for our next video, in podcast form! Enjoy!

Sneak Peek - The Walking Dead: The Final Season

Sneak Peek - The Idol

Hey folks! Next video is The Idol, and Vimeo is being real weird about allowing embeds right now. You can see it here: https://vimeo.com/890017196/3942862655?share=copy 

5 Minute Review - Tomb Raider Definitive Edition

I feel like this could have been a full-length video, particularly because of the discussions of violence that I briefly touched on at the end. I might have to revisit this. 

5 Minute Review - Onimusha Warlords

5 Minute Review - Far Cry New Dawn

Happy November, Patrons!

I hope you all enjoyed the daily Halloween reviews last month. I still need to go and reply to all the comments on them, but Patreon’s UI is slow which dissuades me. (bad UX.)

Anyway, I enjoyed it! Got a bit rushed towards the end there, but we pulled it off and I’m super proud. The one thing I wanted to really nail...

5 Minute Review - Bugsnax

[31/31] Terrifier 1 & 2

Here we are, folks! We top off this October with Terrifier 1 & 2.

Major warnings ahead for gratuitous gore. This is entirely uncensored, as the censored version will be going up on YouTube if you'd rather avoid the visuals. 

Minor emetophobia warning for 11:55 - 12:15. It's audio only, so skip ahead if yo...

[30/31] Evil Dead Rise

Penultimate review, HERE WE GO! The final one is tomorrow, I have a fat review planned, and I'm going to be up all night making it. 

[29/31] Silent Hill (2006)

WE'RE AT THE FINISH LINE. TWO MORE TO GO!

[28/31] Saw X

You called it, Diet Goth! I hope you enjoy!

[27/31] Escape Room

I've vented all I need to vent about losing my job now, future Patreon videos will not feature it :D Also thanks for the super sweet messages yesterday folks!

[26/31] No One Gets Out Alive

A brilliant film. Also I got laid off today. I hope you're all doing well!

[25/31] The Perfection

Warning: there's a lot of vomit in this film. I'd give this a swerve if you're feeling a bit queasy today.

[24/31] Wounds

There's not a ton to say about this movie beyond the fact that it's really weird. Enjoy!

[23/31] Jigsaw

Today we discuss one of the weaker instalments of the Saw series! Let's crack on with Jigsaw!

[22/31] Speak No Evil

9 more reviews to go! I can't believe it. Also this has been an extreme effort. It's been super rewarding to quickfire so many reviews and - man, I have a lot of thoughts. I'll talk about them at the end.

[21/31] The Conjuring: The Devil Made me Do It

[20/31] Hellraiser (2022)

Next on the list is a movie you'll be glad to hear I love. No notes! Perfect film.

[19/31] Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey

Woops I accidentally went on holiday for four days and now I'm having to rush a little bit. This bitch doesn't miss a deadline though >:( ENJOY!

[18/31] Hellhouse LLC

This video is shorter than I'd have liked, but at this point in the month I began to realise that I had absolutely burned out on Found Footage horror. I was tired of the format and it really shows here - so I hope you enjoy, but please also take my worn-out opinion with a pinch of salt!

We're halfway through October - let's catch up!

Hey folks, I hope you're having a pants-wettingly scary month of October. 

I'm glad to see you've been enjoying the video reviews. In a cruel twist of fate, I'm too busy working on them to reply to many comments, but know that I do see them and I do love them and I will reply to them when I have a little bit more t...

[17/31] Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

This movie was WILD in all the worst ways. I've never seen a left/right dynamic like this, and I've also never seen a movie this boring. Enjoy!

[16/31] Krampus

We've hit the halfway point!