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AMA, Snippet, and Hello from the Writer Cave

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The last few weeks have been a lot. (Hahahaha--the last few years, right?) But between the funeral, Smalls getting sick, his school going virtual for a week, and then vanishing to my writing retreat, my cup overfloweth.

My plan for the writing retreat was to get edits for A Little Too Familiar, the adult comedic fantasy...

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BTLN Chapter 7

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I thought I'd post this part of the story with a picture of a po'boy so that you could properly imagine the dinner scene. One of the bummers about being a vegetarian in NOLA when I was in grad school was I couldn't eat most southern cuisine. It's delicious, but everything is cooked in bacon. Vegetarian was an almost completel...

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Boxing Day Text Convo

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First, tell me that dude isn't how you picture some of the gnomes?

Second, you were supposed to get this on Boxing Day. Except several things happened: A freak snow storm (in a city not prepared for snow at all), and then my grandmother passed away. All in all, the 26th sucked. Then yesterday my husband found out one of...

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BTLN Chapter 6 (FINALLY)

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This chapter took forever? Partially because the holidays and my booster shot, and then my family had to go into quarantine because my oldest son got Covid. Luckily, we're all vaccinated and he got a mild case. (My mom is actually in Mississippi to help take care of my gran, who also got covid. My mom is fine, but we're all a...

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Lena Text Exchange

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So the vote was split pretty evenly between Sam and Lena, so I decided to go with Lena, because when I started to think about what the holidays looked like on Grant's farm...well. I started laughing. That being said, I'll try to think up a good one for Team Sam this month as well.

I'm about halfway done on the next Sam ...

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Text Exchange Poll

The holidays and all the other things have put me behind, though I plan to write a new Sam chapter tomorrow. I also usually do a Holiday text exchange between characters. (If you're new, I have some of the old ones posted on my website. Also, wel...

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BTLN Chapter 5

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(Mild chapter spoilers here, so you might want to read after the chapter.)

Some chapters come easy...this wasn't one of them. That can be sort of the way when writing passages that are necessary but not always the most exciting. (Wow, I'm really selling this chapter, aren't I?) What I mean is, the begin...

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BTLN Chapter Four

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Today you get a chapter AND a video...and I admit the video is a bit of a spoiler. Though this video was taken in Honey Island Swamp, it's not far from where this story is set. (And it's the tour Sam alludes to. I took many, many people on this swamp tour when I lived in New Orleans and we always saw new animals.) This is a g...

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Real Life Spooky Story!

The fall out from the wreck means I've basically had zero time to write. Yay? (No, not yay.) It didn't help that the kids had Friday off, and this week Smalls only has half days for parent teacher conferences. Bonus? I'm on the second day of a nasty headache. Today, at least, is better--I'm not getting dizzy, and I'm less sou...

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These Pictures Are Related, Just Not in The Way You Think

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Last Tuesday I went on a little writer's retreat--I was supposed to go hole up in a friend's cabin with a few friends, but that fell through. I'd already blocked off the time and I desperately needed to go off somewhere so I could concentrate on my revisions. Since my friend Kendare also had the time blocked off, we ...

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BTLN Chapter 3 - The Evening Fell Just Like a Star

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Here it is--chapter 3 and we're back with Sam for most of it.  Blood & Chocolate is a real film that is based on a YA novel of the same name. I remember watching it on video many years ago and the parkour thing is a bit wacky, but the movie was fun. (Of course I remember liking the book better, but isn't that usually...

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Big Trouble, Little Necromancer Playlist

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I'll update this as the chapters go up. Sometimes people like to know what songs I'm pulling from and I like explaining which versions I like best for some reason. (I love cover songs.)

Prologue: You Can't Start a Fire Without a Spark  is taken from Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen

Chapter 1: This is ...

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BTLN Chapter 2- Bad Scene, Everyone's Fault

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Second chapter is up! This one is from Brid's perspective as she reluctantly goes on a date. 

Character building is a funny thing. Sometimes characters are painstakingly put together and you only really get a handle on them after revising the novel for a few times. Ava from Firebug was like that. Ezra, too.  View Post

Prologue and Chapter 1 of Big Trouble, Little Necromancer!

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Later than I hoped, but here we are! 

As the picture hints, Sam is in New Orleans. Why New Orleans? Well, he has his own reasons, but mine are different--I've always wanted Sam to go there. Partially because of city itself. There really is something special about New Orleans and its connection to the dead. But ther...

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Hello from Boo!

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I'm almost done with the first chapter for Big Trouble, Little Necromancer! Once I'm done, it will go to copy editor, Mel, and then I'll fix my many, many errors before posting it, hopefully early next week. I know there's been a big delay on this and I appreciate your patience. I'll try to post some extra fun stuff (like I d...

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A Little Too Familiar Snippet

So I've been working on a lot of things this last year, and one of them is my first novel aimed at adults. It's sort of a contemporary fantasy/romantic comedy, because I like to smash genres together. Though romance may not be your bag, a lot of the things people tend to like about my books--found family, weird magic, snarky ...

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Curses Swag

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I know I just posted, but I got some mock ups from Vlad, my wonderful artist friend who designs all my swag. (If you have any of my books makes, stickers, or magnets, Vlad made them.) I’m super excited about the fladger—aka the lovey winged badger from Curses, as well as Vlad’s interpretation of Caen’s Bloom, which is...

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Sneaky text convo answers, zoom event, and other nonsense

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Okay, so first things first--I put Patreon on hold for July. That's not saying I won't be popping on here, but I wanted to give myself a time cushion because July is looking crazy. In July I'm:

* Launching Curses (so events, lots of email, local stock signing, getting swag ordered and ready, publicity stuff, minor bouts...

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Text Convo: Frank, Queen of the Gnomes

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Group Text between Sam, Frank and James.

Frank: We need to talk about the gnomes.

Sam: An evergreen text if ever there was one.

James: What have they done now?

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Lena Story Epilogue

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I can't believe we finally hit the end. I'm both excited and a little sad. I've really enjoyed Lena and her crew. Ah, well. All things must end and all that. Hope you had as much fun reading it as I have had writing it.

-Lish

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Lena Chapter 35

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So this chapter took a little longer because it's looooong. At least for me. I thought it was the last chapter of the book! Which is both exciting and also kind of sad? But it turns out there's an epilogue, which I'm writing today. And then after that, it will be onward to a New Thing. 

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Lena Chapter 34

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We're almost to the end of this story! I think there's maybe one chapter left and then we'll move onto the New Thing!

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Lena Story Chapter 33

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In the words of Mel, "This chapter is gross." 

It is. It really is, and I can't exactly say I'm sorry. My brain is gross and I'm sharing that grossness with you. (Is grossness even a word?) Anyway, chapter up!

-Lish

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Comic Chat Link

I'll be talking to two (local to me) graphic novelists as well as local GeekGirl folks about comics tonight on twitch. You can join us here.  (7PM, PST)

I have chapter 33 of to Mel, the copy editor, so it should be posted in the next day or s...

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New Murder Shack friends & Head's Up

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So last Thursday I thought I was being smacked down by allergies...nope. It was a cold--my first one in...I don't know how long. I've been sick for almost a week and slowly getting better. I don't have the best respiratory system, so when I get a head cold, I have to be really careful to avoid getting sinus infections as well...

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Reading Order

Okay, so Desdemona asked about reading order, and this question was a little more difficult than it seems on the surface...because I have overlapping timelines. Overlapping timelines that aren't precise. So I'm going to put it up here, but know that the lines between the stories are a little fuzzy because though I've paid att...

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Lena Chapter 32

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For your viewing enjoyment--a picture of me from about a billion years ago. (I think I'm seventeen?) I clearly just woke up, and this is also clearly after that one time I tried to die my hair black and it was a huge mistake. Also featured are my mom, two of my brothers, and my cousin. I still make this face until my coffee k...

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This Marshmallow Represents How I Feel

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So this week has been a thing. I was going to work on a new chapter for Lena yesterday, but instead I had to drive my mom and my two boys to the vet clinic to say goodbye to my mom’s dog, Peanut.

Peanut was wicked old-we think 17? She was a little chihuahua that my mom found on the side of the road about 14-15 years a...

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Lena Chapter 31

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New Lena up! 

I hope you're all doing well out there. I have about one more week of teaching and then I'll be able to focus more on writing again. My students have been an absolute delight, but I'm looking forward to more writing time. 

For those that want to hear the dulcet tones of my voice, I did an i...

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Lena Story Chapter 30

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This one took a turn from which I have yet to recover. 

This week has been absolutely brutal for lots of reasons and I'm a very tired Lish, but I'm glad I at least managed to get a chapter up! Hope you're all doing well out there  in the world.

-Lish

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