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Lena Chapter 29

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Chapter up! I'm curious to see what the drove offers up instead of an oxen. Anyone have any guesses?

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Lena Chapter 28

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I took Home Economics in junior high--they don't call it that anymore, I don't think. I think it's called Life Skills or something, now. I didn't take it because I thought it was easy. To me it sounded useful. I could already cook some, and I knew how to replace a button, but I figured the class would be a good idea. Baking i...

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What Am I Working On Now?

So, I'm having a funny moment with the Lena book--I've somewhat painted myself into a corner. Normally, I'd let it sit for a bit while I thought it over and my subconscious would cough something up. Except I owe y'all a chapter, so I can't exactly do that. Which means I've tossed the book over to my friend J who is a speed re...

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Lena Story Chapter 27

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New chapter up! Woo!

For those of you who have never heard the Doom Song, you can find it here. (It's from Invader Zim.) 

-Lish

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Lena Chapter 26

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The plot, it thickens. (Why does that sound kind of filthy?) 

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A Little Message About Dreams

(And by "little" I mean "somewhat long and rambling" and I'm sorry?)

So last week (has it been a week? Seriously, my sense of time has been completely disordered because this week broke my brain.) I mentioned a moment in a movie where a character gets their dream. They get to hold it in their hands and just bask View Post

My Brain is a Festive Pudding

The holidays are always a little extra busy for us. Besides Christmas, my husband's family has four birthdays between the 28th and Jan 4th. Normally we get together and do one birthday thing, but obviously we didn't do that this year. So Man Friend's birthday was yesterday and he mostly spent it making himself a chair, becaus...

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A little writing advice from my Twitter feed to you.

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Some off the cuff advice for anyone who might need it. Your mileage, of course, may vary. (Also, please ignore all the typos.) If you have any questions or your own advice, hit me up in the comments!

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Lena Chapter 25

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The above image has nothing to do with the story, but it IS part of the view from the Murder Shack and I thought I'd share it.

Hope you're all getting a little rest and a little joy in the winter darkness. 

-Lish

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Lena Chapter 24 Part 2

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This was going to be more of a cliffhanger ending, but I thought it might make Mel, my copy editor, mad. So you all have Mel to thank. Ha! Enjoy!

-Lish

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Lena Chapter 24 and other things

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New chapter! And we're finally getting to one of the creatures that was suggested by one of you earlier. (I don't want to spoiler it. You'll see.) And more wolf-like things. Yes, I know. Too many wolves. This is what happens when I don't have a content editor telling me no.

It's the holiday-type season. We've already wa...

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Turkey Time, Book Recs, and a Text Convo

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I hope everyone had a good holiday--I meant to post yesterday but kept forgetting because I was cooking all the things. Smalls really loves "chefing" as he calls it, and helped a lot in the kitchen. I was trying to get out of making a turkey this year (I don't eat it) since we wouldn't have the usual influx of family, but Sma...

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Mashed Potato Day LOOMS

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I wanted to offer you a new text convo for the holidays—who do you want to hear from? Anyone from any of my books.


Also please enjoy my son’s zombie Turkey from several years ago. I love the glitter blood.

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Well, hello there!

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Penguin Teen revealed my new cover today! I'm so excited to finally get to share it. I've been very lucky to have good covers and this one does not disappoint! (It's been so hard to keep this under my hat.) They also po...

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Lena Chapter 23

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New pages and old friends! Enjoy!

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So long, October.

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We didn't trick o' treat, but Smalls wanted to be Freddy Kruger for Halloween...because of course he did. He got to do a flash light candy hunt in my friend's back yard as we enjoyed a fire pit and a cocktail. We also watched a lot of spooky movies. It wasn't our usual traditions, but we had a good time and it was cool to see...

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Lena Story Chapter 22 Part 2

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A few familiar faces in this portion.  Hint. HINT. (And more to come.)

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Lena Story Chapter 22

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Mel wanted to name this chapter, FEELINGS...ALL THE FEELINGS. I don't think she's used to either me or Lena having feelings and this chapter has a lot of them. But Lena has been putting this off for a bit and it's now going to catch up to her a little. Instead it's called, I Wish I Could Just Punch Feelings in the Face. I fee...

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Lish, what so copy edits look like?

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So, at one point I promised to show you a bit of what copy edits look like. They look a bit like this, though sometimes there are more notes. I sort of miss the days when you'd get the huge paper stack with notes, but I understand why they went digital. But basically a copy editor does the fiddly bits--this means they check m...

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Lena Story Chapter 21

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I really need to think of a title for this book. I usually at least have a working title before I start. We're so far in and...I've got nothing. But at least I have a new chapter for you. And perhaps a few more cameos you will enjoy? Eh? Eeeeeeehhhhhhh?

Hope you're all staying safe and healthy out there.

-Lish

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Lena Story Chapter 20

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Look at the pretty new lights I got for my birthday! They were a gift from Mel, copy editor extraordinaire. The heart one is in the Murder Shack, and the unicorn has found a home on the bookshelves in my dining room. Thanks, Mel! They're lovely. I'm now on theme for this story.

I'm grateful to be back in the Murder Shac...

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2020 Text Convo--featuring Sam and Friends

I haven't done a text conversation in awhile and I miss doing that, so here's a new one! I'm working on the next Lena chapter, and tying up some loose ends on the class I just taught, and then I'm taking a few days off for my birthday and to give us all a break. We've been home since March and everyone's a bit tired because *...

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Greeting from the Murder Shack & a Léna Question

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Man Friend has been working on the garage, which is attached to the Murder Shack where I work. Like the super professional background I have now for when I have to teach workshops via zoom? Me too!

I’ve been in the Murder Shack a lot the last week or so because my editor sent my line edits to me and they’re due on t...

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Lena Story Chapter 19

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I finally got a new chapter for you! It's so pleasing to have my brain back. Today we're celebrating Smalls's sixth birthday! Which means my mom is making him an ice cream cake and he has demanded bao (Chinese style dumplings), for his dinner. He's never had them, but he saw them on a show and he keeps demanding that I make t...

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Curses Snippet and Question time!

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First, sorry (not sorry?) about the zombie face surprise. I wanted to show you all that Man Friend found some of my old postcards while redoing our garage and put them up in the Murder Shack. This postcard was from 826Seattle (now Bureau of Fearless Ideas) and I love it. ( I used to volunteer there!) Also, that postcard is ne...

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I turned the book in!

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Today I’m catching up on house stuff I let slide and recalibrating my brain, then hopefully it’s back to writing tomorrow. I might also take a nap. I’m tired. Until then, enjoy this picture of my sunflowers about to bloom.

Did I plant these sunflowers? No. I planted tomatoes and strawberries. Squirrels/rabbits/pos...

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Lish, are you dead? Why haven't you posted?

I am not dead. I am, however, having a hell of a week. My revision is due ASAP. I still have a big chunk left, and I keep deleting chapters and then adding chapters, and then second guessing everything. (Which is normal, really, this one is just extra stressful.) I'm sitting pretty much all day in front of my laptop, trying t...

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Lena Story Chapter 18

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Yesterday was my...19th? Pretty sure it was 19th, anniversary. Considering the fact that both Man Friend and I openly said we weren't going to date each other (or anyone) when we met, that's pretty funny. We were both in a rough spot in our lives when we met and trying to be sensible about things. I was taking a break from da...

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Panic Brain and Other Fun Things

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And no, I have no idea why he was talking about Isaac Newton and his weird quest to destroy Robert Hooke. (It's kind of interesting though. You should look into it if you've never heard of it, especially the work of Rita Greer, the p...

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Notes from Revision Land

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I have not forgotten that I owe you a Lena chapter.  Revision ate my brain last week, but I planned to write on the weekend...and then my brain died. I had nothing to give. But I haven't forgotten! In the mean time, here is an offering of today's desk. It is absolutely LOVELY in Washington right now. The headache I got t...

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