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Dorktown: 2025 Cal Raleigh couldn't stop dumping baseballs into outfield bleachers

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Seattle Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh – who, thanks to a generously proportioned derrière, you might know as the Big Dumper – constantly demolished baseballs in 2025. It was a season renowned for having stood out in all sorts of ways, whether within the history of the Seattle Mariners, among catchers, among switch-hitters...

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Phys Ed: Seth Rosenthal was a different person at summer camp

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Hello, it's Seth! For the last episode of the first season of Phys Ed, the guest is: Me! I did my own intake form, I answered my own questions with Ryan's help, and I did my best to explain my own athletic upbringing. Somewhere in there we talked about why we wanted to do this podcast at all and revisited some of our...

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Ad free: Saquon's free agency decision was a big deal

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Hello. It's me, Joe. Hope everyone is having a fine Friday and gearing up for the weekend. In the meantime, I have a treat for ya here in the form of a Big Deal video. So lemme give you a lil teaser.

We can rarely point to a single decision in sports and say that was the difference maker for a team to win a championshi...

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Secret Base Museum: The Bat Donut

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Hello, it's Seth! For a while, I've wanted to do a video series in which each episode is centered around a particular, familiar object. We meet the object, we mess around with it, and we learn its purpose and origins and any relevant stories. That's the idea. When everyone was in New York for the Scorigami screening, I grabbe...

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Ad-free: How to dominate the World Series and lose.

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Hey pals, a fresh episode of Scattered straight off the press for your eyeballs to enjoy. Hell, maybe even your brain will like this one. Happy baseball postseason to all who celebrate it!

In 1960, the New York Yankees and Pittsburgh Pirates squared off in the 57th World Series. The Yanks thoroughly dominated the affair...

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JON'S SECRET BASE RADIO MUSIC PROGRAM: EPISODE 2

Hey! it's Jon again. I'm back with a second episode of the Secret Base Radio Music Program, in which I play a series of my favorite production music tracks and shoot the breeze in between. 2025-10-06 18:17:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Ad-free: The college football beef that got a mascot detained by police

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Hello. This is Will. Go easy on me. It's been 17 years since I last wrote and produced a video. In that time I've been excavating deep into the content mines hoping to find answers to propel the work of Secret Base into the future, with the trade-off being less hands on work in the factory where everyone else produces the min...

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When an aging American track superstar gave pro basketball a shot

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It's Seth again! From Secret Base! Recently I did this Big Deal episode about Nikki McCray and the American Basketball League. In my research for that one, I dove down a deep rabbit hole about the formation of the ABL in 1996 and, ...

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Phys Ed: Brian Grubb beaned the same batter twice in one inning

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Hi! It's me Seth. Herein lies our last episode with a guest* of Season 1 of Phys Ed. It features Brian Grubb, a legend of blogging, a hilarious individual, and someone who's chased the thrill of athletic achievement both as a child on a baseball mound and as an adult balancing apples in his power wheelchair. We loved talking ...

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Ad-free: An MVP switching leagues was a big deal

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Hey pals, Will here on behalf of Seth. Seth's down at the Jersey Shore getting some R&R. He's also kind of a sicko so there's a good chance he's reading this from vacation. Hi Seth. I will reveal no secrets, I will try to be true to you and therefore, before I go any further, I must add Seth's classic catchphrase here. View Post

Ad free: One bad hit created beef between Bear Bryant and Bobby Dodd and altered the SEC forever

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Bear Bryant and Bobby Dodd are two of the greatest coaches that college football has ever seen. Importantly for us, these legends also shared admiration for one another, which blossomed into a friendship that endured through many years.

"Wait, but this is beef? Why is that lucky?" Well, if you'd let me finish, I'd tell ...

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SCORIGAMI Live conversation with Jon, Alex, and Seth

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Thank you all for submitting your questions ahead of the SCORIGAMI screening a couple weeks ago. If you weren't there, then know you were greatly missed. It's still a bit surreal that we pulled the thing off, but we never would've attempted it without your support. We know New York is not a convenient location for everyone - ...

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Ad-free: The Cavaliers breaking up their title-winning core was a big deal

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Good morning, Patrons! Clara here, but you can probably tell from the tone (light and happy, but a light and happy that is dependent on a comfortable chair. You don't want me to post from the bad chair, trust me)

Ryan and I put our heads together (gently) for our newest episode of Big Deal, all about the Cavs deciding t...

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Phys Ed: Hector Diaz used to hate running. Now he runs half marathons on his birthday

Hi! It's Seth. I hope you already know the work and online personality of my dear friend Hector Diaz, but if you don't, please go check him out. You'll like him.

Hector came on our show to talk about (and help us talk about) figuring out our bodies by pa...

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Ad-free: San Diego gambling on Eli Manning was a big deal

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What's good y'all. It's me, Joe, coming with another ad-free video that my boy JZ helped me cook up. Word of advice for any franchises and general managers: If an athlete explicitly tells you not to draft them, maybe it's best to listen! It’s night one of the 2004 NFL Draft, and as owners of the Number One pick, the San Di...

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Ad-free: There's exactly one way to legally goaltend in college football, but no one's ever done it (yet)

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Welcome to Part 5 of Scorigami!!!

Ok, according to Jon's legal team, this is not 100% accurate, but because this episode of Weird Rules publishes the day after Scorigami wrapped up, it's basically the spiritual successor.

Speaking of, I'll do one last quick promotion for the Scorigami Live Screening that takes pla...

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SCORIGAMI, PART 4 OF 4: THE FUTURE.

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ADVISORY: This is the episode we'll be showing for Wednesday evening's screening at SVA Theatre in New York City (as of this writing, a few tickets are still available). If you're attending, you may want to hold off on watchi...

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Ad free: Dabo Swinney's beef with NIL almost made him quit college football

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What's good y'all! It's me, Joe. JZ and I cooked up this beef history episode about Dabo Swinney having issues with the Name, Image, and Likeness law that has swept through college athletics. Paying college athletes for putting their bodies on the line and earning universities a shit ton of cash sounds like a pretty fair thi...

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Ad-Free: Pedro Martinez pitching deep into an ALCS collapse was a big deal

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Good morning! It's Seth. It's morning where I am. Charlotte and I worked on this episode of Big Deal about Grady Little's notorious decision to leave Pedro Martinez in Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS even though the THIS GUY IS ABOUT TO EAT SHIT alarms were absolutely blaring. This is the first time we've tried our new Big Deal forma...

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Ad-Free: Frances Tiafoe's historic upset vs. Rafael Nadal needs a deep rewind

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Here's today's episode of Rewinder! You get to watch it before all those chumps on YouTube! Just kidding, they're not chumps! But for real, dig in and learn about Frances Tiafoe's breakthrough moment against Rafael Nadal! Tennis!!!!!!

Your Pal,
Seth

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Phys Ed: Jiazhen Zhang had to throw a medicine ball to get into high school

Welcome to another episode of Phys Ed! This one's particularly special. Jiazhen Zhang -- our beloved friend and supremely talented director/editor -- tells us all about playing sports and going to gym class during his childhood in mainland China, how things changed when he moved to an international school, and how he reflects...

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Ad-free: Alex Rodriguez switching positions to join the Yankees was a big deal

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When we were talking through ways to title this series, Clara threw out one option based on comments/tweets/etc over the years that was 100% a goof, but also would've been fun. The form was as follows:

Babe, wake up! Alex Rodriguez's a Yankee.

Would it have grown old? Maybe. By avoiding using that format,...

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Joe DiMaggio's record 56-game hitting streak was even more outrageous than you know

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New York Yankees legend Joe DiMaggio’s 56-game hitting streak is held in incredibly high esteem in the annals of baseball lore. The MLB hitting streak record is one of the most well-known records there is in the history of all organized athletics, both in terms of identity of the record-holder and the number reached.

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Ad-free: MLB has a rule for one specific plant | Weird Rules

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Imagine this.

You are Chase Utley, second baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies. You woke up today in Chicago and made your way to Wrigley Field to play a game that you’ve intimately known for decades.

The rules have stayed the same. The equipment has remained consistent through the years. You step up to home pl...

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Ad-Free: Hideo Nomo's unprecedented no-hitter at Coors Field needs a deep rewind

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Hey pals, Will here, publishing on behalf of Seth while he's on vacation (after having covered for me while I was on vacation. We're taking breaks! Work-life balance! Huzzah).

Sorry for the delay on getting this up, but wanted to make sure the Scorigami live screening had enough breathing room. Y'all kind of got a sneak...

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Scorigami Live: early access tickets for Top Secret Agents & Content Enjoyers

DID SOMEONE SAY SCORIGAMI LIVE SCREENING TICKETS??? PART 4 PLUS A CONVERSATION WITH JON AND ALEX AFTERWARDS??? HANG OUT WITH THE WHOLE SECRET BASE TEAM??? LIGHT REFRESHMENTS?????

As promised, for all of our Top Secret Agents and Content Enjoyers, it's time for your first crack at tickets. A pre-sale, if you will. Mentio...

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Scorigami live screening information here (please come hang)

It's official: Secret Base is hosting a live screening of Scorigami, Part 4, on September 3rd in New York City. Jon and Alex will also have a Scorigami-focused conversation with Seth afterwards, which will be centered on YOUR questions (more on that in weeks to come). And lastly - YOU sweet Patron will have first crack at tic...

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Phys Ed: Ryan Nanni and his brother were awful tennis doubles partners

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Ryan Nanni grew up in Tampa. Ryan Nanni has siblings. Ryan Nanni played high school tennis. All of the above combine for a SHOCKING and CONTROVERSIAL episode of Phys Ed.

Just kidding. It's lovely. We love Ryan so much. But yeah, it seems like Ryan and his brother were not particularly effective doubles partners:

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Ad-Free: The Clippers’ quasi-kidnapping of DeAndre Jordan was a big deal

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Babe wake up, the Clippers re-signed DeAndre.

It was the summer of 2015. We were young, we were over-heated ( I assume), and for one night, we stopped everything and tuned into twitter as DeAndre Jordan's ...captors?... convinced him to renege on the verbal deal he made with Mark Cuban and the Dallas Mavericks. It was a...

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SCORIGAMI, PART 3 OF 4.

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It's Jon again! Alex and I have another episode of Scorigami ready for you. We'll drop this episode in YouTube in late September, but y'all get exclusive early access today. (If you need to catch up: Part 1 is here, and 2025-08-04 16:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post