Urban Nymph Audios

Headless horseman date - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

Hey gang! Do you like headless horsemen? Big thanks to Olympian patron Zombiebear for this story idea!

October 2025 ramble!

In which I talk about Goober packs, sad pet news, and observances for Day of the Dead!

Introducing: Goober Packs!

Hey all! I've been trying to think of more ways to reward those of you who support me and the channel, and I think I've come up with a fun one: Goober Packs!

Each Goober Pack is made up of a minimum of a magnet, sticker and bookmark, all in designs I made myself (and that can't be bought in the merch s...

Scarecrow girl - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

Hey all! Have something fun for the season. Enjoy!

Nervous about meeting IRL - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

Hey all! Here's this week's exclusive audio. Big thanks to Olympian patron Vodyinoi for the story idea. Enjoy!

Close encounter - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

Hey gang, here's this week's exclusive audio. Hope you like it!

This week's patron audio: 6 THINGS

Six years of audios, you guys!!! This week, instead of the usual audio, here's a ramble-ish chat about what I've learned about this gig. Hope you enjoy!

The next video essay...?

Hey gang! Once the 6-year channelversary stuff is done in a week or two, I'm probably going to start work on another video essay. Yay! But I'm a bit torn about the topic. I'm sticking to "80s/90s movies my dad taped off HBO and I watched on VHS as a kid" in a general sense, but which movie should I do? Vote below for the movi...

Guildmaster is sick - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

Hey all! Here's this week's exclusive audio. Big thanks to Olympian patron Sean for wanting our girl to return. Enjoy!

September 2025 ramble - Q&A!

Hey all, here's the ramble for this month. I recorded this early last week, before a lot of things happened both in the world and in my own life, so if anything seems to be in response to that stuff, it's not - just a weird coincidence. That or I'm some sort of wizard. Who knows - I'll practice my fireball later just in case....

Welcome to McDemons - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

Hey gang, here's this week's exclusive audio hot from the fryer. Big thanks to Olympian patron NG for workshopping this one with me!

Six years of audios - thank you.

Hey gang! It's celebration time - this month marks 6 years of the audio channel on YouTube. Six years of vampire roommates and medusas and tiefling girlfriends and wacky collabs and so, so many comfort audios. Since September 30, 2019, I've been writing and recording scripts that I hope you'll enjoy (more than 800 of them now...

Your sick girlfriend - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

What happens when I don't feel so good? Enjoy the reverse comfort!

Adopt-a-companion - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

Hey peeps! Here's this week's exclusive audio. Might just be a tad inspired by the fact that the Fallout Season 2 trailer dropped. Enjoy!

September ramble - Q&A!

Hey all! It's time - this is the place to ask the questions you want me to answer in the September ramble. I already have the handful of questions from August that I plan to put on the list, so if there's anything beyond that you want to know, ask away in the comments below. Thank you!!

Audio credits - tell me what you think!

Hey gang! Regarding the audio credits: I want to be sure everyone at the $5 level and up is listed in the credits for each audio if they want to be, since that's one of the perks of those levels. I also want to be sure that people are listed under the names they want, which is why I have the welcome email and pinned post both...

I can't replace you - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

Hey all, here's this week's exclusive audio. Big thanks to Olympian patron Sean for suggesting it!

August 2025 Ramble!

Hey all, here's this month's ramble! In which I talk about games, AI, and ASMR content. Thank you for the great topic suggestions - next month will be a Q&A, so watch for the question submission post in a couple of weeks!

Neko gf at the beach - EARLY ACCESS

Hey all! Here's Monday's audio. Big thanks to Olympian patron Zombiebear who suggested more neko girlfriend. Enjoy!

Demon girl from your office - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

Hey all! Here's this week's exclusive audio. This was originally a commission by Vodyinoi, so thank you for commissioning me!

Superhero girlfriend - EARLY ACCESS

Here's Monday's audio! Big thanks to Olympian patron NG for the idea!

You SHRUNK me - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

Welp, pocket Ree comes in many forms. Big thanks to Olympian patron Vodyinoi for this idea!

August ramble - what do you want to know?

Hey gang! As I prep for the August ramble, I want to know: what would you like me to talk about? For this, I'm thinking general topics, not so much a Q&A. But I promise we'll do another of those soon!

So are there any topics you'd like me to dig into for this ramble? I have oPiNiOnS on so many things, so please make...

F2L: Helping the princess - EARLY ACCESS

Hey gang! Here's Monday's audio. Enjoy!

Waking up from a coma in the future - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

This week's exclusive audio should definitely not give you cause for alarm!

Border security - EARLY ACCESS

Yeah, you guys knew this was coming. We've watched WAY too much Border Security on stream lately for me not to make an audio about it. Enjoy!

Comforting spirit - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

Hey all, here's this week's unlisted audio! Big thanks to Olympian patron Zombiebear for the idea. Enjoy!

Victorian reading for sleep - EARLY ACCESS

Hey fam! This time, I wanted to do something that was a bit longer and might actually help with sleep. Hope you enjoy the book!

Guildmaster's ghosts - EXCLUSIVE AUDIO

She's baaack! Big thanks to Olympian patron Sean for wanting to keep this story going. Enjoy!

July 2025 Ramble!

Hey all! Here's this month's ramble, in which I go into the things that bug me in modern media and also talk about some of the world's most annoying tropes!