PhasmidASMR

Stranded With Your Pirate Captain [M4A ASMR]

AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!

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early access! aharr me hearties!!!!!!!!!

this one's come out kinda weird. i liked the script but idk if i like m...

Reading Curse of Strahd for another hour

carrying on from last time, here's another hour of me reading the Curse of Strahd D&D sourcebook. enjoy, I hope!

love,
Phas 💖

Experimenting With The Estate Scientist [M4A ASMR]

Against the wishes of your merchant baron father, you've snuck out to the wing of the estate that has been dedicated to scientific research, intending to meet the estate scientist. The two of you get on like a house on fire.

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early access! this one was written by my friend Seh. first time in a long time i've re...

Your Ex Soothes Your D&D Anxiety [M4A ASMR]

You finally played together and by all accounts you should have had a great time - but this one pesky thing got in the way. Good thing your ex - or, rather, your boyfriend - was there to comfort you.

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early access! the fucking Your Ex guy is BACK BOYS. AND there's more D&D shit. whoa. oh my...

Gender/anatomy variants: Separate posts, or an attachment?

hey sweethearts! yesterday i posted 2 versions of the same audio, one for people who prefer to be called "boy", and one for people who prefer to be called "girl".

the last time i did alt versions of an audio for gender or ana...

Fucked In The Stables By Your New Fiancé [m4f] [whipping]

In this audio, you are referred to as "girl". If you'd prefer to be called "boy", listen to this one!

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here's a real spicy conclusion to 2023-04-23 14:35:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Fucked In The Stables By Your New Fiancé [m4m] [whipping]

In this audio, you are referred to as "boy". If you'd prefer to be called "girl", listen to this one!

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here's a real spicy conclusion to 2023-04-23 14:35:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Your Best Friend Saves You From An Arranged Marriage [M4A ASMR]

The pit he felt in his stomach when he heard the news of your engagement was without compare. Luckily enough for him, you felt the same.

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early access!! when i was trying to tell a friend the premise for this one, i said "what's that fucking show with the big house. it's got like 'abbey' in the name or somethin...

Guardian Angel Helps You Focus [M4A ASMR]

The deadline's looming, but the flow just won't come - then you hear a voice that dissolves all of your worries.

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early access! wow what a logline. it's awful. anyway, enjoy, this one's comfy and chill. the one on saturday is gonna be a bit more fun, and - yes- will have a NSFW patreon exclusive sequel 😌

Meeting Again After a One Night Stand [M4A ASMR]

You didn't think you'd ever see each other again after that night, even if you wanted to -- but fate had other plans.

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here's a funny little exclusive thing for you. i wrote this a few weeks ago and, for whatever reason, didn't feel like putting it on youtube. so now it's yours!! i hope u like it 😌

lov...

Reunited With Space Pirate Partner Turned Rival [M4A ASMR] [deep rumbly space noises :3]

It's been years since you worked together on a job, and now happenstance has forced you together again, for better or for worse.

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early access! thank u to Lia and Arri on my discord server for giving me the idea. i'm glad to go back into sp...

Waking Up On Your Crush's Sofa [M4A ASMR]

The party was kinda wild, and now, the next morning, you've woken up on your crush's sofa, alone - but not for long.

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early access. comfy. still on schedule. hhhhhhh

i'll be streaming on twitch at 9pm today - that's in 3 hours and 1...

Behind the scenes: Recording Vampire 2

hello my loves! my goodness, there are a lot more of you here now. welcome! i'm so glad to have you.

a few people have suggested posting outtakes occasionally, but the problem is I don't really have them! not normally, anyway. for this audio...

Grateful Vampire Makes Out With You [M4A ASMR]

Finally, after all, it seems the cure may be at hand -- all thanks to you.

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early access. vampire 3. finale. enjoy.

if you haven't see my schedule, do check that out, but please note that there won't be as scri...

Upload & streaming schedule

Note: All streaming is on hold at the moment, but I'll be back soon!

Monday

2pm - 5pm

Stream on Twitch

Wednesday

2pm - 5pm

Stream on 2023-04-05 15:51:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Touch-starved Vampire Wants To Pleasure You [M4A] [cunni/bj]

The audio above assumes the listener has a vagina. Please see the attachment for a version where the listener has a penis ✌🏻 Jump to 24:03 to get right to the new, spicy stuff.

After sleeping together, he'd got a taste for the feeling of your skin against his, and he wanted more. He wanted to pleas...

Touch-starved Vampire Wants To Sleep With You [M4A ASMR]

It's the next day, and he's been working all through the night on his cure. Now he wants to move on to the next stage - bonding with you to appease Lathander. Or, at least, he *claims* that's the reason.

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early access! so, i wrote a sequel to the previous audio and accidentally ended up with a 3,300 word script...

The Cure for Vampirism: Vampire Needs To Get Close To You [M4A ASMR]

After heading out on your own, despite still being a hunter's apprentice, it's not long before you stumble upon a vampire. Luckily for you, he means you know harm - quite the opposite.

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early access before i wrote this one, i wrote another mundane, real-world script, and that was supposed to come out before thi...

The Quest for the AlphaSmart 3000 Software Update [weird essay/blog post thing]

This is an essay, or a blog post, or something, that I wrote today on and about the writing device I bought recently, the AlphaSmart 3000. You definitely didn't subscribe for this, and I'm sorry for wasting your time with it - you...

Reading Curse of Strahd for 1 hour

i hope you liked this the first time i did it, because, well, here's even more. this covers the start of chapter 5; areas N1, N2 and N3.

if you *don't* like D&D, i'm really sorry 😅. but hopefully this is still enjoyabl...

Meeting Your High School Crush At the Reunion [M4A] [reverse comfort]

You always had a bit of a thing for him. He always had a bit of a thing for you. Why didn't he just say something, all those years ago? Well, now's his chance.

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to be honest with you, i kinda liked the muffled-music-and-crowd ambience from the club anxiety audio, and i wanted an excuse to use it again... so pre...

Making Out And Showering With Your Long-Distance Boyfriend [m4a] [kissing] [handjob]

here's the full version, exclusively for you, my beautiful patrons. it is cute, it is soapy, it is sexy. i hope you enjoy it x

(and if you just wanna hear the new stuff, it starts at 14m23s)

love,
phas 💖

Meeting Your Long-Distance Boyfriend For the First Time [M4A] [sleepy talk] [kissing]

Everything in your relationship seems perfect - except the distance. One night, on a call, he impulsively buys plane tickets, and before you know it you're finally seeing each other in-person for the first time.

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here's early access to my next cute thing. i like this topic a lot. i'm surprised it took me this l...

Your Crush Soothes Your Anxiety At The Club [M4A ASMR]

You're not having the best time on a night out, and he picks up on it. You find a cosy little back room and relax for a bit together.

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early access. nice, simple one. comfy.

also, the youtube channel just got to 10k subs, which i'm hype about. i'm doing a live stream Q&A to celebrate - if you have any...

Post-apocalypse Smuggler Tends To Your Desires [The Last Of Us ASMR roleplay] [M4A] [kissing] [sex]

You got through to him, and he wasn't able to control his desires. What happens next, he knows he shouldn't give in to - but he can't help himself.

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if you just wanna hear the conclusion, it starts at 13:35. enjoy ✨

love,
phas 💖

Post-apocalypse Smuggler Tends To Your Wounds [The Last Of Us ASMR roleplay] [M4A] [kissing]

After you sustained an injury, Joel headed out on his own to find supplies to tend to your wounds, which turn out not to be as bad as you first thought. The thought of losing you was much worse to him than your injury, and feelings bubble to the surface.

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so yeah, i'm doing an accent in this one. i hope you enj...

Who likes The Last of Us?

I'm just asking out of curiosity. This totally isn't anything to do with my next audio. (It actually is.)

I loved the games, and am really enjoying the TV show. The casting choices are spectacular. Pedro...

What do you all think of it?

First Meeting With Your Royal Protector

Over a decade before the great betrayal, you meet your royal protector for the first time. Or is it the first time? Perhaps your machinations have made the moment more meaningful than expected.

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hey my lovelies. here's early access to my next audio. it's another royal protector one. i'm really ...

Should I post broken recordings?

I recorded part 3 of the royal protector audio earlier today, and thought it all came out fine - but just found when it came to edit the thing that there's a bunch of background noise, electrical interference and, worst, a whole load of pops or clicks that sound like they were caused by a buffer overflow. The recording's unus...

Your Boyfriend Helps You Sleep [anxiety relief]

Anxiety's a bitch, and it's keeping you up. Your supportive boyfriend doesn't mind you waking him up - and he's more than happy to help you empty your mind and drift off to sleep with a special technique of his.

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i genuinely use this all the time. i've been having a few restless nights lately, but so far this h...