PhasmidASMR

Reading: Curse of Strahd D&D sourcebook introduction

hey, my loves! i'm preparing to run Curse of Strahd at the moment, so I thought I'd offer up this reading of the sourcebook. i'm not sure why. perhaps it's a sleep-aid? let's call it that. i hope you enjoy it, anyway - and, of course, spoiler warning for Curse of Strahd. probably don't listen to this if you t...

Bathing With Your Royal Protector [m4a] [moaning] [handjob] [blowjob] [sex]

After a hard day of travelling, you and your royal protector are grateful to find a band of loyalists at the outpost, ready to provide a warm bath and a hot bed - though they only have one.

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okay, here's the full version!! sorry it took so long, loads of things have been getting in the way. by way of apology, i...

Bathing With Your Royal Protector [rough cut]

After a hard day of travelling, you and your royal protector are grateful to find a band of loyalists at the outpost, ready to provide a warm bath and a hot bed - though they only have one.

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hey, my darlings! it's been a super stressful day for me. a bunch of things have got in the way of me editing this audio ...

Your Royal Protector Confesses To You [M4A ASMR][kissing]

It was a difficult night for your protector, and not because he had to keep an ear out for the traitors who are hunting you both. Now, the next morning, he has plenty on his mind that he wants to talk to you about.

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early access for you, my beloved patrons, to the sequel to the 2023-02-08 18:03:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Stranded With a Freighter Starship Captain [M4A SFW] [funny whooshy spaceship sounds]

You: fresh-faced, straight out of pilot academy, ready to see the stars. Him: Has a piece of shit ship that breaks down all the time. What could go wrong?

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Early access! You like platonic stuff? I don't do them often. I'd like to do more of them, but they don't get as many views, and, like, this is my job now, ...

20 MINUTES OF KISSING AND MAKING OUT SOUNDS (compilation)

Something silly for you. I realised that I had spent a lot of time recording high-quality kissing sounds, so here's early access to all the kissing and making out scenes from my audios stitched together in one compilation.

Love,
Phas 💖

Your Royal Protector Takes You [M4A] [Moaning] [Breathing] [Penetration]

Forgoing all protocol, maddened by lust for one another, you allow your royal protector to take you, despite (or, perhaps, encouraged by) the wild nature of your surroundings.

If you just wanna hear the new and spicy stuff, it starts at 14:57.

Love,
Phas 💖

Saving Your Royal Protector's Life [M4A][kissing][moaning][pain]

He fought as hard as he's ever fought to save you in the midst of a mass betrayal - and it would have cost him his life, if not for you. After more than a decade of being side-by-side, what happens next is only natural.

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hey, my darlings. here's early access to my next audio. it's a high-fantasy type thing, and...

Teaser: Healing Your Royal Protector

In a treetop hideout, you and your Royal Protector take refuge after you were betrayed by the mutinous castle guard. Having healed your protector from a mortal wound, saving his life and revealing yourself to be a powerful mage, you find yourselves closer to each other ever than you have been.

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I'm close to fin...

Tinder Date with an Asshole [M4A][SFW][early access]

You're on a Tinder date with this guy. He's kind of a rude dick, and you aren't sure where it'll go.

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here's the thing that i'm gonna run a poll on. the poll will go live in 24 hours on the YouTube Community tab. hope you like it in the meantime!

Experiment: Polls to control what happens next in audios

hey little bugs! for my next audio, i want to leave it on a bit of a cliffhanger and let *you* decide what happens next. but, before i run a poll... i need to run a poll.

would you like the decision that controls what happens next in these cliffhanger audios to be patreon-exclusive, or would you like me to run it public...

Discord server link!

hey, my darlings. just thought i'd drop a link to my Discord server so it's *officially* available on Patreon. I list a unique Discord server role as a perk, but realise I never actually put a link to it on here - so here it is: https://phasmidasmr.com/discor...

Car Sex With Your Theatre Audition Rival [m4a][moaning][blowjob]

Euphoric after a great rehearsal session, you and your theatre rival (now friend) get it on in the back of the car.

By request, I combined the non-spicy YouTube part of this audio with the new spicy one to make one long mega-audio. If you want to jump straight to the new bit, the time code for that is 14:25. Let me know...

Script: Your Ex Wakes Up Next To You

here's another little behind-the-scenes thing for you. this is the script I wrote for the "Your Ex Wakes Up Next To You" video. hope this is nostalgic!!
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The couple wake up, not expecting to be sharing a bed. MC is bleary and doesn’t realise where...

Theatre Audition Rival Inspiration (and more) - ramble

hey. here's a big ramble for you. use it as a sleep aid, or something, if you like. let me know if you like this kind of thing or not. i know most of you are subscribed for roleplays, but this kind of thing is nice from time to time, right? be honest!

Dom Incubus Fucks You Hard [m4f][listener has tits][listener has pussy]

Fucked By Your Best Friend's Older Brother [m4f][listener has pussy][listener has tits]

hey my darlings. here's a little NSFW conclusion to part 3 of the Best Friend's Older Brother series (last video here).

it has a lot of moaning and features oral and PIV penetration. it's real vanilla - your best friend's older brother a...

Whispering in your ears for 2 minutes

a quick update, from me to you.

please forgive me for being less active than i want to be - practical issues have made it hard for me to find a good space to record in. i'm really lacking privacy and quiet at moment, and those things are pretty important to make the things i want to make for you.

bare with me! new...

Taking Your Best Friend's Older Brother Home [M4A ASMR][Kissing][Moaning][Friends to lovers]

hey my darlings. here's early access to my next thing - part 3 of the Best Friend's Older Brother series (and probably the last one for a while). this will go live for everybody at 21:00 23/12/2022 - so in about 21 hours time. not much of an exclusivity period - please forgive me, it's been a little too long since my last pub...

Early access/timed exclusives for you - yea or nay?

I've been thinking of ways to thank you, my lovely and generous supporters. How about I give you early access to new things? Just a few days before they go live to everyone else.

The next thing I'm making is another in the Best Friend's Older Brother series, and it will likely be the final installment of that series (th...

You Pleasure Your Best Friend's Older Brother

Overwhelmed by passion, it doesn't take long for the two of you to get to business - nor for that business to be concluded.

NSFW conclusion to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh8iK2UpzLw. I recorded this with my stereo mics, rather than ...

Gender Binarism, Heteronormality, & Audio Roleplays [non-roleplay ramble]

Patrons, hello! This video may become non-exclusive in the near future - right now it's unlisted, because I want a few opinions on it first. I'll also be sharing this with everybody in my Discord server.

This is a long ramble about the gender binary, heteronormality, and how these things are represented in and interact ...

Script: Café Date With Your Ex

as a fun extra for you, my dearest patrons, i thought i'd share the scripts i write before recording my videos. not sure how regularly i'll release these, but for now here is the script for the first video in the "Your Ex" series, and currentl...

A spicier voice note

also known as "the soundcloud audio" :)

here's a slightly spicy ending to my most recent video https://youtu.be/C0R3q1hvUGo, just for you. i hope you enjoy it 💖