He's shown you where he comes from - now it's your turn. First stop, a watering hole.
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early access! a continuation of the Elf Ranger storyline was by far the most requested thing in the survey i sen...
2024-03-09 17:50:42 +0000 UTC View Post
my hands are back on camera again. this time i've got some lovely crinkly packages full of dice to share with you.
i started this video rambling for a while about my microphone and stuff, so if you'd prefer to get straight to the crinkly tingles jump to 3:20. also, as i was working with quite reflective...
2024-03-07 15:52:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Your aptitude at manipulating the Weave isn't all that gets his attention.
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early access! this is part 1 of what will probably be a 3 part series (with the third part being one of those there Patreon Exclusives). i don't think i did as good an impression of Gale as I did Astarion, but i hope you enjoy this none...
2024-03-02 20:35:50 +0000 UTC View Post
You may have forgotten, but you're still gonna have fun together!
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here's a soft little NSFW conclusion to the Valentine's Day audio.
In the version uploaded to Patreon, the listener has a vagina. If yo...
2024-02-28 16:01:46 +0000 UTC View Post
He's like "Oh god, no, please, not them, anyone but them~". Fucking tsunderes.
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early access!! this script was written by Lia - thank you <3. tomorrow: a soft, sleepy, spicy conclusion to the 2024-02-27 17:18:34 +0000 UTC View Post
this is pretty much it for strahd readings now. possibly i missed an early chapter or two? things were loser back then. anyway, it's pretty much done.
enjoy,
phas 💖
It doesn't really matter. You still love each other.
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early access! here's something short and cute for a silly holiday that doesn't really matter but, like, i can't *not* make a valentine's audio, now, can i?
probably a NSFW conclusion for this one later this week!! something sleepy and loving and low-in...
2024-02-13 21:08:07 +0000 UTC View Post
He's spent so long alone, but finally, now, you are together.
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early access! here's something fun and lively as a palette cleanser after sadboy astarion. enjoy!!
love,
phas 💖
here you are, patrons - the NSFW conclusion to the Astarion audio.
i'll be real, it hasn't done anywhere near as well as i was hoping it would on youtube. that didn't stop me making the patreon conclusion longer than the original, so her...
2024-02-01 18:04:30 +0000 UTC View Postskip this if it's of no interest to you, but i thought i'd post the first version of the Astarion script that i scrapped completely because it wasn't good enough. i hope you'll agree that the re-write was worth it, because this sucks. i'm not sure what exactly about it i hated so much, but anyway, here you go:
[int. a h...
2024-01-25 12:15:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Another nobleman's party, where a night on the prowl for Astarion doesn't quite go to plan.
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early access! finally. i'm really happy with this one. the script really came together in the end, once i scrapped the first version completely and restarted it. also pleased with the performance, especially towards the...
2024-01-24 17:02:23 +0000 UTC View Post
He got more than he bargained for when you volunteered as a test subject.
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early access! happy new year everybody! this has similar vibes to the "love potion" one from a while ago, so if you liked that, i think you'll probably like this.
love,
phas 💖
edit 17/01/2024: okay, here you go! i've re-shot this video, so it's back up now. as a bonus, it somehow got 20 minutes longer, and it's now in 4k. enjoy 💖
edit 02/01/2024: sorry folks, the issues with the video couldn't be fixed in post. i'll re-shoot it soon, avoiding those problems in the first place!
edit 2...
2023-12-25 15:43:56 +0000 UTC View Post
He claims Christmas isn't his thing. You aren't so sure.
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early access!! i got the script for this done before i went away, but not the recording, so i brought my recording gear with me and recorded this at my sister's house. still got it done though!! it counts!!
a very fun patreon exclusive thing coming...
2023-12-24 17:55:10 +0000 UTC View Post
MERRY CHRISTMAS. kind of!! i'm half way through writing another christmassy one with a grinchier kind of guy, and i'm REALLY REALLY HOPING i'll actually get to finish it before i go away for christmas on the 23rd. FINGERS CROSSED!!
2023-12-19 18:47:33 +0000 UTC View Post
In the version of this audio in the Patreon audio player, the listener character has a vagina. If you'd like them to have a penis, click here.
here, finally, is the NSFW conc...
2023-12-10 15:30:25 +0000 UTC View Post
You haven't seen each other for years and years, but never really got over each other. Now, well into adulthood, it finally comes out.
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early access!! been thinkin about this concept for a while. i actually... didn't like my execution of it quite as much as i was hoping to. here it is anyway, it's cute and ever...
2023-11-25 18:37:35 +0000 UTC View Posthello! i think it's been a while since i did an update like this, so here's such a thing. don't worry, i'm not actually burned out - i wanted to talk about some of the things i've done lately to avoid burnout, which i feared i was close to. and other stuff, too. adhd meds, demonetisation, the future, things like that...
2023-11-21 18:34:50 +0000 UTC View Post
He just wants you to feel really good.
In the version in the Patreon audio player above, the listener has a vagina. If you'd prefer for them to have a penis, click here
He just wants you to feel good.
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early access!! here is something comfy and loving for u. if you have been feeling stressed or anxious or burned out recently, i hope this helps in some way
(spicy conclusion coming tomorrow heh heh heh)
love,
phas 💖
edit: i'm having some problems with my ...
2023-11-11 21:07:55 +0000 UTC View Postwhoa, this is the longest one yet! enjoy x
love,
phas 💖
It's not *really* love magic - but he doesn't know that.
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early access! here's another lovely magic-realism script written by Lia. on their love potion shit again. thank you!!
love,
phas 💖
There isn't much room. You make do.
this is the spicy conclusion for this audio. i kept it relatively simple this time and focussed on the performance. there's a lot of ✨moaning✨, so i hope that's your thing.
love,
Are you sure you forgot your tent by accident?
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early access! sorry this one's so late, folks. finally getting over this cold, so i could record today! there will be an exclusive patreon conclusion for this tomorrow. thanks for your patience!! <3
love,
phas 💖
here's more strahd for you. 2 more chapters, because they were also quite short. a sleep aid, maybe. not sure why i'm still doing this. ENJOY ANYWAY HEHEHEHEH x
love,
phas 💖
It's summer's last hurrah, and he's feeling like it's time to finally say something.
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early access! here's a cute little thing for you. i love going on picnics, and it always feels like, at the end of the summer, you should have gone on more. maybe i should be like this guy and take a chance. enjoy.
love,...
2023-10-21 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
His animalistic desire for you reaches its peak.
In the version in the Patreon audio player, the listener is referred to as "girl". If you'd prefer the listener to be called "boy", click here 2023-10-17 17:30:45 +0000 UTC View Post
You're on the last leg of your journey together to maybe find the cure of lycanthropy. He's not going to waste it.
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early access! here is the FINAL PART of this werewolf series. the spicy conclusion will be on patreon tomorrow x
love,
phas 💖
edit: everybody, i've bitten off a ...
2023-10-14 18:15:38 +0000 UTC View PostThese 2 chapters are quite short, so I recorded them both at once. More content warnings for graphic descriptions of violence, gore and body horror.
love,
phas 💖
You make him feel like no elf ever has.
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early access! in case you missed my tweet about it, this month i'm experimenting with dropping the mid-week release and only releasing on saturday/sunday - with the idea th...
2023-10-07 17:48:59 +0000 UTC View Post
