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Getting Off With Your Ex

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here's the spicy conclusion to this audio. enjoy x

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Café Date With Your Ex (remake!)

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He's back in town for work, and thought you might want to meet up.

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early access! this is a sort-of remake of the first public audio on my channel (i did one before this, but it wasn't very good). treat this...

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Your Boyfriend Cuddles With You On The Sofa [sleep aid]

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He has a plan. A plan for ULTIMATE COMFY. Actually, he's making it up as he goes, but... Go along with it, okay?

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early access! but also, this extra-long extended version is a patreon exclusive!! the autumnal vibes are strong at the moment so i wanted to do something mega comfy. this has a LONG extended sleep-a...

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Kissing Your Werewolf Boyfriend To Make Him Transform

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WEREWOLF PART 5!!!!

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WEREWOLF PART 5!!!!!!!!!!!

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Riding An Elf Ranger After They Healed You

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here's your spicy conclusion to this audio - pls enjoy!!

love,
phas 💖

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Elf Ranger Nurses You Back To Health

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Despite his better judgement, he takes you - a human - back to this outpost, and tends to you while you recover from your injuries. Before long, he takes a shine to you.

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early access!! whoops i accidentally wrote 4,000 words of this guy. i hope u like him.

spicy exclusive conclusion coming tomorr...

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Staying After Hours With The Cute Bartender

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You're new in town and checking out local bars to meet new friends - or maybe more. Turns out, it's the guy behind the bar that catches your eye the most.

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early access! i've been kinda spinning my wheels with writing recently, just haven't been able to get the words onto the page. (Lia has been a huge help wit...

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Your Best Friends Fucks You After Baking Together

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here's a SPICY SEQUEL to https://www.patreon.com/posts/baking-with-your-88560712

it's kinda goofy??

enjoy x

love,
phas 💖

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Reading Curse of Strahd Chapter 8: The Village of Krezk

i wanted to record more of the Curse of Strahd sourcebook as an audiobook for you, so, for this week's SFW exclusive, that's what i did.

there's a lot of dark stuff in this chapter. pls be aware of content warnings for mentions of suicide, cannibalism and body horror.

love,
phas 💖

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Baking With Your Best Friend Leads To Making Out

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You thought you would have a calm day in on Saturday, maybe ordering in and catching up on some episodes of your favorite show. That is, until your friend shows up at your door with arms full of groceries and demands to use your kitchen. Instead of relaxing, the two of you will be cooking (well, baking) up trouble.

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Rebound Sex With A Newly-Single Stranger

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He isn't about to let you go without making you cum in public.

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here's the ✨ SPICY CONCLUSION ✨ to trainger 2. if you already listened to the first part, the new stuff begins at 20:57. ENJOY!!

love,
phas...

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Newly Single Guy Is Ready For Something New

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He finally found your number after losing it - and now he isn't about to let you go.

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early access!!!! here's a sequel to the trainger audio. look out for a SPICY CONCLUSION tomorrow!!

love,
phas 💖

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Asking A Flustered Librarian Out For A Drink

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You’ve been scouring the library in search of a book that will get you out of your reading slump. As you wander the aisles, about to abandon all hope, a knight in shining… well, he’s wearing a cardigan and not armor. But, that’s not the point. Your cardigan-clad savior has appeared, bearing recommendations and some ra...

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Phasaoke - Packed Powder by Blind Pilot

writing a roleplay wasn't really on the cards for me this week for ✨mental health reasons✨ so instead here is me making a fool of myself by singing Packed Powder by Blind Pilot for you.

the version in the Patreon audio player is vocals-only. there are 4 clicks at the start - if you cue up the song in your audio play...

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Himbo Idiot Takes You On A Blind Date And Walks Into A Lamppost

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Spaghetti and meatball is a himbo food.

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early access! this is another one written by Lia, and i hate her, because i had to stop so many times because i was laughing too much 🖕🏻

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Werewolf Makes Love To You

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Sometimes you want to do more than fuck. Now, all he wants to do is pleasure you.

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Werewolf Falls In Love With You

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After weeks of travelling together, he's feeling things he's never felt before.

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early access! the werewolf's back. you're welcome, or sorry, whichever is applicable to you.

awoo.

love,
phas 💖

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Best Friend Confesses Their Love At The Train Station

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After a nasty breakup, your best friend is driving you to the train station so you can return to your parents’ house. He’s upset that you’re leaving, but it seems deeper than that.

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early access! thank u to LIA for another LOVELY script ...

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On A Date With An Orb Scientist [improv experiment... success?]

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a while ago i did this silly experiment to see if i could make a roleplay that was entirely improvised with no prep WHATSOEVER. i couldn't, it quickly devolved into nonsense. i wanted to try something most improv-oriented again, tho...

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Himbo Dials Your Number By Accident And Probably Falls In Love With You

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You answer a phone call from an unknown number. When he finally realizes he misdialled, it's already too late for him.

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early access! this is a script written for me by Lia. thank you Lia!!

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Teasing Your Co-Worker Until They Hate-Fuck You

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You did it. You broke him.

sorry for the delay! but here, finally, is the spicy conclusion to this audio. enjoy 😌

love,
phas 💖

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Teasing Your Grumpy Coworker Until They Kiss You (a.k.a. the Hate Fuck Audio)

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This has been a long time coming.

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early access! i'm sick as hell but i wanted to record this anyway, so here u go. SPICY CONCLUSION coming TOMORROW!!

love,
phas 💖

edit: the conclusion to this will actually come on Monday 31st, or possibly later if I'm still sick, not today. t...

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Meeting A Newly-Single Stranger On The Train

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You're not sure if "fate" is the right word, but it definitely seems like he needed to meet you today.

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early access! i wrote this 1,700 script in about an hour yesterday out of pure frustration at not being able to find anything on asmrscripthaven that i liked, and i think... it turned out to be one of my best...

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Another Hour of Curse of Strahd (chapters 6 & 7)

CW: Chapter 6 (Old Bonegrinder) has many mentions of the death and eating of children. If you want to skip this, chapter 7 starts at 13:02.

here's another hour of reading curse of strahd for you. use it as an audiobook, or as a sleep aid, or both. it covers chapter 6, Old Bonegrinder, and chapter 7, Argynvostholt. enjoy...

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Resting With Your Nemesis

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You, an (ex?) hero, are slowly coming to terms with the fact that hero life isn’t all it cracked up to be. You’re tired. So tired. And the one person you’ve been able to put your trust in is your arch nemesis of all people. But you can’t deny, you feel safe around them, and they seem to genuinely worry for you. Maybe,...

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Needy Boyfriend Just Wants To Make You Cum

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Now he's arrived, there's no stopping him.

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this one is fu...

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Needy Boyfriend Shows Up At Your Hotel Room

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You've only been away on business for a day, but he can't bear to be apart from you any longer.

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early access! thank u for your patience, my loves. i'm back on top of things now :)

i liked the voice notes concept i did a while ago, so i thought i'd do it again but spicier. there will be a NSFW patreon exc...

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Short schedule interruption

hey my lovelies, just wanted to let you know that i won't be posting this weekend according to my schedule. i'm going through a period of SUCKY mental health, so writing has fallen behind. i have a script half-way done, but normally i'd have writte...

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Best Friend Confesses Their Crush For You In The Rain

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He'd been avoiding you for weeks. Now it finally all comes out.

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early access! i've been focussing a lot on fantasy stuff for a while and now i wanna bring it back to the real world. here's something VERY cute and squishy.

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Your Friend Looks After You When You're Sick

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He didn't hesitate to come round and tend to you as soon as he got the message that you were sick. He's never shared his soup with anybody before. Please enjoy it.

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here's a comfy little SFW exclusive for u. i hope that, when you're sick, you have someone to look after you.

love,
phas 💖

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