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The Late Night Comedy show that descends into chaos.
Absolute Show is a surreal comedy late-night comedy show — where interviews collapse, sketches spiral, and nothing goes according to plan. Think Kimmel… if he wasn’t fire and worked for Adult Swim and Eric Andre.

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Eco-terrorists ruin my comedy show [UNCENSORED] | Aldo Campana & Vinny DiLorenzo | AS 39

Big oil is our sponsor and that really makes these tree huggers mad. They ruin the show. Aldo Campana gets his hair cut.

Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.

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Hanging with the boys turns deadly [UNCENSORED] | Kam Patterson, David Jolly & Ben Beatbox | AS 38

My boys are coming over for the big game! Little do they know what the actual game is. Mwahahahahaha! Kam Patterson and David Jolly explore their love for each other. Ben Beatbox is autistic and on beat.

Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.

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AS 37- Lukas' Dad Show Pictures

Please enjoy access to this full show photo album by our awesome show photographer Kyle Post with 104 awesome high quality images from the live show recording of this episode

AS 36- Guest CoHosts Show Pictures

Please enjoy access to this full show photo album by our awesome show photographer Kyle Post with 120 awesome high quality images from the live show recording of this episode

AS 35- Mutual Combat Show Photos

Please enjoy access to this full show photo album by our awesome show photographer Kyle Post with 108 awesome high quality images from the live show recording of this episode

Reunited with my dad after 4 years [UNCENSORED] | Martin Phillips & Ali Al Sayed | AS 37

My dad is back! Me and him get to play lightsaber. Also my mom crashed my show and won’t leave! Ugh! Such a drag! And she brought my stupid step dad and step brother. At least I get to hang out with my real dad! Ali Al Sayed says hello and Du-bye!. Martin Phillips raps!

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Who will be the new cohost?[UNCENSORED] | Deric Poston & Simon Hughes | AS 36

Liz slept in and now Lukas is scrambling to find a new cohost! Who will he pick?? Deric Poston hates the smoke alarm sound. Simon Hughes is an excited pup. 

Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.

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Fight breaks out during show [UNCENSORED] | The Lizardman & Christophe Jean | AS 35

Mutual combat is legal in the state of Texas. Fights keep breaking out during the show. Christophe Jean hasn’t been to the dentist. The Lizardman says freak shows were ran by con men. 

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AS 34: The History of Tyler, TX photographs

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AS 33: Spider Attack! photographs

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The history of Tyler, TX [UNCENSORED] | Phillip Garcia & Reier Cammerman | AS 34

The local theater troupe from Tyler Texas put on a play to teach Lukas and Liz the true, unabridged history of their lovely small town. Phillip Garcia loves a good cig on special occasions. 

This was a Special Absolute Show, taped in front of a live audience at the Cheesin’ Fest in Tyler, TX.

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Spider attack! [UNCENSORED] | Heath Cordes & Bane Jane | AS 33

A spider is loose in the venue, but the show must go on. Can Lukas and liz survive? Thank God for our writers, Ike and Colton, who are spider experts. Heath Cordes is addicted to Capri sun. Bane Jane likes to keep it on the concrete. 

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AS 32- Science Vs. God photographs

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AS 31- VIP list photographs

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Science VS God [UNCENSORED] | Kurt Metzger & Jack Timmons | AS 32

Lukas confronts God. Liz is a strong believer in Science. Kurt Metzger is a feminist hero. Jack Timmons is not gay!

Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.

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AS 31- All Show Documents

Attached are all of the show documents we used during the VIP episode, including the outline of the entire show and the guide of guest facts and questions Lukas used during the show

Not on the VIP list [UNCENSORED] | Mike Cannon & Lil Godd | AS 31

A door guy won’t let Lukas and Liz in the VIP club. Lill Good is cool with gay people. Mike Cannon loves 3 on 3 basketball.

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A skating disaster [UNCENSORED] | Sara Weinshenk & Yoshi Obayashi | AS 30

Our writer, Ike, really wanna to skate for this episode. Lukas really hated the idea. But it was the best idea we had this week. Sara Weinshenk and Yoshi Obayashi join us. 

Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.

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AS 29- "9/11: A Celebration" Photo Album

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9/11: A Celebration [UNCENSORED]

9/11: A Celebration | Luisa Omielan & Ehsan Ahmad | AS 29

9/11 is a special holiday and Lukas and Liz are being big 9/11 grinches! The writers, Ike and Colton, want this day to be special. Lukas and Liz need to get in on the holiday spirit! Luisa Omielan is British and talks funny. Ehsan Ahmad doesn’t deny ...

Gash Radio #1 - 12/4/24

Gash Radio is a Patreon exclusive podcast run by our writers featuring Absolute Show contributors! On this episode, Colton and 2025-01-06 22:12:26 +0000 UTC View Post

ABSOLUTE SHOW RETURNS THIS WEEK!

After a brief end-of-year hiatus, we are itching to announce our return this Wednesday January 8th, 2025! You can catch all new edited episodes on our YouTube channel, unedited episodes here on our Patreon, and live shows as we record them at 2025-01-06 19:58:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Season 1 is complete

We will be back at the start of the new year with season 2! in the meantime, we have paused billing, so you will not be charged during our time off.

AS 27 [UNCUT, UNENSORED] Netherfriends & Lili Michelle

Liz has beef with one of the writers, and tried to poison him. But does she miss her target? Anyways, Lukas comes back as a ghost and has ghost powers! Netherfriends shows us his new song. Lili Michelle starts vaping again. 

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AS 26 [UNCUT, UNENSORED] Matt Ross & Ruby Dickulous

I get a universal remote to remote control the universe. It’s sorta like that one movie… Matt Ross loves breakfast. Ruby Dickulous sells us a spooky house. And we get a visit from God. Yes, that God!

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AS 25 [UNCUT, UNENSORED] Uncle Lazer & Ritchy Flo

WHODUNNIT? A guest is murdered? Who is the culprit? Was it Lukas and Liz? Thankfully, the Gash Brother Investigators step in to solve this mystery. Uncle Lazer shares what his last meal would be. Ritchy Flo gets challenged in a rap and magic battle. 

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AS 24 [UNCUT, UNENSORED] Baron Ryan & Joe Rogan (Jamar Neighbors)

Watch out! Lukas got a BBL! But at what cost? Baron Ryan shares from his new book! Joe Rogan spills Redbull all over the stage. Reier Cammerman tells Lukas he is beautiful. 

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