Jeremy Lambert's Smackdown Show Notes: This Show Sucks
Added 2020-08-15 04:14:23 +0000 UTC
RETRIBUTION GONNA CAUSE THE CHAOS!
Not sure why they are starting with the main event, but here we are. Glad Big E is reminding everyone that he has had past singles success. He's more of a singles threat than John Morrison has ever been in WWE.
Okay, I'm out on Retribution. I was having a laugh at it, but screwing up the Big E singles push is where I draw the line. Plus, the friggin' shaking camera.
Also, great job WWE security.
This show sucks
Really sucks
King Corbin is holding a rah rah speech and no one wants to rally behind King Corbin.
Sheamus is Irish.
Why did Retribution run away? Should have torn down the ring again and then the show ended.
Oh, Payback. When is that again?
YEAH! FUCK EM UP ASUKA! SHE IS NOT HERE FOR THE BULLSHIT!
Hope the winner is someone who didn't get an entrance. Don't ask me why.
Why does Tamina look like she's Patrick Ewing in the fourth quarter when she hasn't done anything?
Michael Cole wants to see Bianca vs. Bayley because he doesn't like Bianca and knows she will lose.
HOLY SHIT BIANCA RULES!
Poor Naomi
I hope Tegan gets an actual push out of this.
Not sure why Baszler thought that choke was a good idea.
I like Asuka. I don't need this to be the only story they are doing. Let someone else shine.
Mandy has joined the Misfits In Action
Bless Mandy and Sonya for doing this hair vs. hair gimmick.
I guess Alexa no longer has Braun's number if she couldn't call him over the past week. Facebook status definitely changed to "it's complicated."
Remember when Sheamus vs. Shorty G had that heatless match at the Royal Rumble? Good news, it's January again. Let's not screw things up this time, America.
Glad we did that match.
Abyss has the same case on his Mac as me.
The PISS System. HA! GET IT?
It is cool to see Abyss and AJ on TV together in 2020.
This show is awful
Daniel Bryan really does book the show. AJ is still shook of Bryan's comments.
This segment sucks
Of course Jeff Hardy would have something to do with this PISS system
AHHHHHAHAHA. Popped at AJ's "HELLLLLL NO!" I am a sucker for this man's accent.
"This aint no pitty party." Right, it's a PISSy party.
Nothing like a good title theft.
AJ's analytics are just as good as AEW's
Okay, the AJ and Abyss pairing is very good.
Lucha House Party are very bad thefts, giving the belts back like that.
Cool to see Kalisto and the babyfaces use a three on two advantage.
Also, Kalisto is jacked. I need to go away for eight months so I can be that jacked as well.
Riddle should call women "Sis" instead of "Bro."
Is there still a king's random on Riddle?
So did Corbin collect the king's random? Or was it Chad?
Are they going to ask Alexa about being Sister Abigail? Did this person even go to journalism?
And now we watch Big E's knee get worked over for 15 minutes before he wins.
Otis' mom made sure he brought his briefcase this week.
Retribution either got new members or steroids work.
JUST LET BIG E HAVE HIS DAMN PUSH WITHOUT THIS NONSENSE!
This is not the NWO attack.
AHHHHHAHAHAHA THAT "LOGO"
Big E vs. Sheamus should honestly rule. Too bad they are just treating both guys like geeks for Retribution and now Strowman/Wyatt.
Why did they turn Braun into Big Show?
Alexa auditioning for that Hollywood gig in this segment.
Glad Braun explained how the Fiend changes people.
This is so awful that I can't help but laugh.
Hey look, Braun and Bray are also laughing.
Good Time Scale Rating: AHHHHAHAAHAHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHA
