Jeremy Lambert's THUNDERDOME Notes

• Hey, have you heard about the ThunderDome?
• Can't be any worse than the Oklahoma City Thunder
• FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK!
• Wait, wrong song. Shit, Sean is right. Every AC/DC song is the same. No one tell him I said this.
• THUNDERDOME!
• I hear Vince won't ask anyone to do anything that he won't do himself. So, I fully expect Vince to throw two cinderblocks through a window tonight.
• They could not wait to show off The Fiend's entrance in the ThunderDome. I just imagine Kevin Dunn sweating profusely, counting down the seconds until he could be show off all his cool lasers for The Fiend in the ThunderDome.
• Vince just standing in the ring like, 'This clown ain't shit.' Bless him.
• Welllll, it's the Strow Show.
• Vince disappeared.
• Retribution took more steroids.
• CAMERA CUT! CAMERA CUT! CAMERA CUT!
• The Royal Rumble is Sunday!
• Miz. Layers.
• The group known as Retribution.
• "It's hard to pay attention to this match with everything going on." Thanks for letting me know I don't need to pay attention to this match.
• The group known as Retribution are flicking the lights again.
• Everyone in the ThunderDome is frozen. They could have achieved the same effect with photos sent in by fans. This is awesome.
• Otis forgot his briefcase this week.
• Wow, really strapping the rocket to Big E.
• Imagine Shinsuke's old entrance in the ThunderDome.
• The Fartest
• Cool match. Cesaro rules.
• Kalisto like, "I spent eight months getting jacked and you geeks are still losing."
• I want a trio of AJ, Bayley, and Sasha.
• Mandy has really changed her tune. Please don't bring Sonya's real life situation into this. WWE is very bad at bringing real life into television. Just do your television show.
• Michael Cole is over Boss Time.
• Where is the electric chair?
• Are they going to beat Naomi twice or beat a champion two days before the pay-per-view? STAY TUNED!
• Glad they didn't beat Naomi twice, hope the win actually leads to something.
• So many layers in the Banks and Bayley feud. So many layers.
• Asuka rules.
• No, please don't mention the stalker. Please.
• Fantastic promo by Sonya. Absolutely killer.
• Bryan has been well trained by the WWE production crew.
• I can't tell if the crowd is cheering or booing Jeff being the IC Champion.
• An amazing camera cut to the crowd.
• They told Jeff to GTFO.
• Analytics don't work in wrestling.
• They say the greatest loves of all-time are over now.
• Stop ruining things, Braun.
• They're really trying to cover where the Fun House is. "Alternate dimension." This sucks.
• What a bump by Bray.
• AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
• Good Time Scale Rating: Parallel Universe