Damsel in distress Alexa Bliss is perfect. She loves Disney movies. Now she's the princess who needs saving.
I'm bantering with Brits and in the Skype chat. I assume this match is good. Someone confirm to me in the comments if this was a good match.
A DQ finish. Glad I didn't get invested.
Poor Chad Gable.
AHHHHHAHA Riddle beats the hell out of Gable and then is like "I won? Let me dance to my music." A very good professional wrestler.
Seriously, poor Chad Gable.
Where is Sarah going?
Sonya did not cut that much of Mandy's hair.
Calling Miz & Morrison, Troy & Abed last week was a major insult and I apologize.
Even the PC recruits are giving them the "go away" boos.
Great job by Mandy on not breaking kayfabe. She hasn't posted a picture on The Gram since last week.
Otis found his briefcase
Sonya calling Miz and Morrison idiots on the outside is great. That's a boss bitch right there.
Oh, we're not getting the tag team match?
Shinsuke & Cesaro are such an awesome tag team who should definitely be in the World Title program but neither of them have grabbed that brass ring. Maybe one day.
Are you ready to party? I'm ready to party, are yooouuuu ready to party? OH I'M READY TO PAR-TAY! ARE YOU READY TO PAR-TAY?
Cesaro rules. Sort of surprising result as I figured Lince would win to set up the tag title match, but maybe Lucha House Party will just win a non-title match.
Oh, they're doing the tag team match later. Guess Teddy Long took a bit to return the text message. Still hungover from Talk N Shop A Mania.
Otis lost his briefcase again.
Does Otis turn green when he's angry?
His briefcase is green. But you wouldn't know it because he never has it.
The Fiend theme still bangs.
Hope they go to commercial and The Fiend just stands in the ring for five minutes.
That's exactly what they're doing lmao.
Braun is alive and he doesn't give a damn about Alexa. What a shitty friend.
That was dumb as hell.
So, they instead Alexa into the program for......? Maybe she will turn on Braun and is Sister Abigail. No one tell Joseph.
I guess the organic lake changed Braun to pre-Team Little Big. Man, the layers, let me tell you.
Another match I'm glad I didn't get invested in.
Sheamus vs. Corbin is definitely a feud.
Now it's a match.
Distraction.
Been a lot of Sheamus and King Corbin on this show tonight.
Shouldn't they do Zoom calls on their own time?
LET BIG E RUN THE OFFENSE!
Stephanie putting trolls (in this case, Bayley & Sasha, don't @ me, they do a lot of trolling) in their place.
Otis found his briefcase
RETRIBUTION!
There's no way they are giving these guys 20 minutes. No offense to team, but they aren't getting 20 minutes.
Sonya really went from Dolph Ziggler to Miz & Morrison. Poor girl.
Cool, another DQ.
Sonya vs. Mandy should headline SummerSlam.
MICHAEL COLE JUST SAID CHAOS! MANDY IS OUT FOR RETRIBUTION!
WHY DONT YOU COME A LITTLE CLOSER?!?!?
These men are here to cause CHAOS.
They should actually hit someone.
THERE WE GO! BEAT UP THE FANS!
NOT THE ANNOUNCE DESK!
Ths is like the Nexus attack if the Nexus attack sucked.
