Jeremy Lambert's Smackdown Notes: Roman is a Paul Heyman Guy
Added 2020-08-29 04:31:26 +0000 UTC
- Hope these are new security guards because the old ones sucked.
- That's some suit on Vince.
- Vince brought his autograph book to Disney like every other 12-year-old.
- Give Adam Pearce the company.
- I bet Jeff Hardy goes, "I overcame my addictions and reached the top of the mountain and you can overcome your addictions and reach your peak as well as long as you have facepaint and a knee brace."
- Jeff Hardy doesn't know how to work the system. I bet they offer classes.
- That was a segment. This crowd noise can go.
- Shinsuke Nakamura just lost to Gran Metalik two weeks ago but fortunately he was standing closest to the curtain this week.
- Nakamura should hit Jeff in the dick. He spent an entire summer hitting Jeff in the dick.
- Are they teasing Cesaro and Shinsuke breaking up? Miz and Morrison about to have a five year tag title reign.
- Match was fine, why did Nakamura go for the Kinshasa while Hardy was still in the corner?
- Happy to see Sami Zayn. Please don't do a ladder match.
- Where is the $20,000 Fiend belt?
- Was waiting for a fireball to come out of the contract
- I hope this contract signing is actually Adam Pearce going to three different locations. Fun House for Bray, dog park for Roman, and the barbershop for Braun.
- This show is moving at a glacial pace.
- Cool match between Riddle and Gable.
- 95% of my notes are sarcasm.
- Meat jokes.
- Feels like things are finally starting to pick up between Sasha and Bayley. No more faces. Actual content advancement.
- Moooooo
- Gulak with the Eddie tribute, approved.
- Did Braun shrink? Adam Pearce looks only slightly smaller.
- Sami, Cesaro, and Shinsuke rule.
- Braun squash
- HOW IS IT ONLY 9:17?!?!?!
- Kalisto is gonna block Lince on Twitter for mentioning lucha things.
- Kalisto and Cesaro are very good at wrestling.
- Distraction.
- Vince's lock screen is the American flag and I would expect nothing less.
- Grab that brass ring, Adam.
- YES! GIVE ME SPLIT PERSONALITY ALEXA!
- Otis has his briefcase
- The faces won a handicap match. Cool.
- PAUL HEYMAN IS ON THE SAME BRAND AS AJ STYLES!
- Good Time Scale Rating: "ok"
