SOMGS (Sudden Onset Muscle Growth Serum)
Added 2022-09-26 20:51:40 +0000 UTCOur bodies are not designed for spontaneous growth. We require complex chemical reactions, borne from the synthesis of carbs, fats, and proteins, all of which needs to be consumed and stripped down in a safe and palleteable fashion.
My new formula seeks to change all of that, triggering targetted cellular mitosis, using a nano-injected mixture of growth triggering macronutrients and increasing production of the bodies on natural anabolic hormones in rapid fashion. The results, as you can observe in Dylan here, Is a body fit for the stage in a matter of minutes. There’s just one problem- the formula often leaves the subjects sapped of energy and causes an overproduction of ghrelin. In layman’s terms? It leaves them dreadfully hungry, increasing their appetite a hundredfold.
At this point, it doesn’t matter what the sustenance is. His body is primed toward muscle growth. That said he’ll be naturally inclined towards an easily digestible liquid mixture of protein fat and carbs. Like a newborn babe patients who have been given the serum will crave dairy and there stomachs will be primed to digest it (no lactose intolerance or indigestion here.) Also like new borns they will be primed, given enough of milk, they will primed to continue growing exponentially over the coming weeks and months. Some would even go so far as to call it a rebirth.
A single dose is all you need to ignite your growth, ladies and gentleman. We have 10 doses with us today. Bidding for the first dose starts at 2 million dollars, milk not included. Do I have any buyers?
