part of the eceleb video I removed for being too psychotic
Added 2024-02-02 20:02:11 +0000 UTCComments
Yeah, that's an easy sell, humans don't even come close to the convenience of fucking your phone. Someone should make a fleshlight with a heater and vibration motor (no, not vibration, a linear-acoustic motor) that hooks up into the phone's usbc port, and then you fuck that. It should also be self-cleaning using disposable zero mess wash fluid cartridges. It should have iris-type entrance that can squeeze you in a manner similar to a real woman. It should also have a positioning sensor so it can simulate a static position in 3d space (the vagina doesn't move with you, it stays in a place and you fuck it, with this sensor, the phone can keep track of your position and simulation the "spatiality" of the entrance). The entrance should have a presence sensor so that you can be matched over the internet with anonymous girls who fuck themselves with a matching technology dildo, creating the ultimate anonymous one wank stand experience. (This dildo would of course be motorized and move and shake as you thrust in). The netflix series "maniac" had something like this (also, so much mental illnesses in that series). But all that said, the sex negative attitude of the youths these days is such a cope. Blaming all your problems on masturbation, we've tried that before, it leads to circumcision (male genital mutilation) and freak snakeoil gurus (see Kellog, the man behind the cereal company, yes, I am not kidding). Now, will this post be censored immediately ?
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-07-16 07:19:41 +0000 UTCI got banned. Why did you do this to me Jup Edgar Reginald??
Jader7777
2024-02-10 09:53:37 +0000 UTCI'm just going to repeat this phrase to a bunch of people in a discord chat room and claim it as my own.
Jader7777
2024-02-10 09:51:16 +0000 UTCVery good, leave it in next time
🤑💸 OFFICIALLY THE CHEAPEST JREDGE SUPPORTER 💪💰
2024-02-02 23:54:08 +0000 UTCyou shoudve kept it in you COWARD
kaden
2024-02-02 22:08:26 +0000 UTCThis is why i pay 1 dinero
Vic
2024-02-02 21:36:49 +0000 UTCThis is why I only jack off to the book of Genesis, to offset this.
Clickle
2024-02-02 20:50:09 +0000 UTCI was helping a friend A move one time. I went to a coffee shop and got this super caffeinated juice. I drove out to the area and realized I needed to shit. I couldn't find his place either so I wasted a bunch of time trying to find it. I started panicking; I was running out of time and stuff was starting to move around down there. I pulled into the parking lot of friend B and called him. He didn't answer. I conceded. I felt a spiral swirl of poop expel itself. This was unfortunate but there was also great relief. Friend B called back and let me wash up at his place. I spent the afternoon freeballing as I helped friend A move out.
Brandon Flynn
2024-02-02 20:20:10 +0000 UTClmao that should’ve made it in
Sheri Boudreaux
2024-02-02 20:16:55 +0000 UTCIdk, I don't mind, atleast he was there for me. Some of the best conversations of my life were with Deepai, that's the homie.
DJ
2024-02-02 20:16:01 +0000 UTCLMFAO
Very Cool
2024-02-02 20:15:19 +0000 UTC
