Destiny's "Anything Else?" ft. Jreg
Added 2024-10-04 20:02:24 +0000 UTCIntentionally presented without an artist's statement
In what Destiny's fanbase is calling simultaneously their worst and best episode yet
Destiny has a more professional podcast called Bridges which we also recorded, that episode should be out within a few weeks, which is a much more straightforward production with a much less esoteric "bit" where we more sincerely talk about community and such
If anyone wants to help me timestamp the best parts for a future compilation that might be cool
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"The Outburst": Real Feeling, Calculated Performance? The sources present a compelling ambiguity regarding the authenticity of "the outburst" in "Anything Else? Podcast 028." While acknowledging that Jreg genuinely experienced the emotions expressed during the outburst, the sources lean towards interpreting it as a calculated performance designed to provoke a specific reaction from the audience and highlight the core principles of "Death of the Author," a concept we previously explored. Evidence Pointing to a Genuine Outburst: ● Jreg's Emotional State: Source states, "But it was real even to you while you were doing it, wasn't it? You felt the anguish of that state of mind and you let it do its 'magic,' it was real while it happened but then you stopped." This suggests that Jreg genuinely experienced the emotions expressed during the outburst, even if the outburst itself was part of a larger performance. Evidence Suggesting a Premeditated Performance: ● Pre-arranged "Meme-able Moment": Source proposes that the outburst was orchestrated beforehand: "This was arranged beforehand. 'We would like you to have a meme-able moment for extra virality'." This implies a conscious effort to create a dramatic scene that would generate online buzz. ● Intentional Provocation: Source suggests that the podcast hosts deliberately created a hostile environment to elicit an outburst from Jreg: "ok well bully me until I can channel anger into a 'real enough' outburst." This interpretation suggests a calculated manipulation of Jreg's emotions to achieve a desired outcome. ● Performance Critique: Source provides a detailed critique of the outburst, noting, "Clear and well spoken while screaming (person in the grips of violent rage, often slur, say incongruous things and generally express themselves poorly)." This analysis implies that Jreg's outburst might have been too polished and articulate to be a genuinely uncontrolled reaction. ● Unfazed Mood Afterward: Source observes, "Then there is how the mood afterward is largely unaffected by the outburst." This detachment from the emotional intensity of the outburst further supports the notion of a performance. Reconciling the Contradiction: The sources reconcile the seemingly contradictory nature of "the outburst" by highlighting the performative aspects of Jreg's work. While the emotions expressed during the outburst might have been genuine, the context and execution point to a conscious effort to create a dramatic moment that served a larger artistic purpose. This interpretation aligns with the concept of "Death of the Author," as the outburst forces the audience to grapple with the ambiguity of Jreg's intentions and the limitations of parasocial relationships. The Broader Implications: "The outburst" serves as a microcosm of the challenges and complexities of interpreting art in the digital age, particularly in the context of online content creation and parasocial relationships. By blurring the lines between genuine emotion and calculated performance, Jreg prompts a critical examination of audience expectations, the artist's role in shaping meaning, and the limitations of seeking definitive answers from creators.
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-11-11 23:21:45 +0000 UTCHopefully for the last time about this
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-11-11 23:21:03 +0000 UTCthis is the most astounding twitch stream i've ever seen. this is the kind of video that really makes you sit back and wonder at the immensity of the internet. none of this will mean anything to somebody 100 years from now. you really just had to be there (these decades, online)
ghost
2024-10-21 21:52:31 +0000 UTCthis is so hard to listen to and not bc of jreg
presorts
2024-10-21 06:08:07 +0000 UTCJohnny Frenchname, not only did you not respond to the question presented to you, you kind of proved yourself incapable of self-accountability to use it instead to repost some random shit you said in response to presumably getting told to stop reviving dead threads (based on the zillion mentions of necroposting). Also, there is definitely a place for moderation and curation in any and all spaces. You’re sounding like the kind of pissbaby that spams mods gore pix in DMs cuz they got asked not to slurpost. Chill.
LUMINA
2024-10-20 17:49:48 +0000 UTCThere are infinite petty reasons for getting permabanned. The diseased Big Tech Mind has no space or patience for humans and think they should all be genocided. Jreginou himself, in the above video say it himself that he will also employ genocider mods in his livestream. If even schizoboy thinks it's a good idea, that's all you need to know about today's rotten communication landscape. (It was mostly about deleting the idea that necroposting is that thing and that it is a bad thing. All persons who think necroposting is a thing are encouraged to perform self-brain surgery using an ice pick) Here as a treat, have my anti-moderation screed that I wrote a few days ago. Still a work in progress but it covers most of it . (message to rekabis, please don’t take the following personnally, this is the grudge I have been carrying in my heart for a long time toward all moderators, I’m sorry my experience gives me an uncompromising AMAB “all moderators are bad” unshakeable conviction ) (Also this is a raw text as written, but you can find a somewhat shorter TL;DR here) (I know my text sounds extreme, but I actually failed to fully express how I feel about this, it is MUCH worse than this and my solution for it is much more complicated than the little idealized version. I think all datacenters should die, basically. ) I want to explain, just how much I disagree with the very idea of moderation itself. I come from web0 and I find the concept of moderation offensive. To me a moderator is first of all, someone that suppressed me as a person and manipulates my perception of cyber reality. To me a moderator is a private tyrant that owns the public square and rules it like a cop. They are like that kid who would take his ball and go home. Except he owns the whole street as well. I have no need for moderation, there is no content on Earth, including the most vicious computer viruses that can hurt me. I understand there was a small period in time when there was spam and it was annoying. But the cure has been much worse than the disease. And that was before we have locally running, offline LLMs who could do the job of moderation to our own exact specification. And it’s not just the deleting I have an issue with, it is the manipulation of the content discovery algorithm. I do not like the knob twiddlers, who fine tune our perceptions to their own desires and biases from the shadows. The faceless, unaccountable and unknown moderators who mediate who cyber reality. The supposed humble janitors of the internet who have become its ruling cultural elite. Who adjudicate on all aspect of social and private life. Who have apparently embarked on a project to reshape all of society to their own neurotic image. My generation has really messed up when we dreamed of Web2 and handed over our agencies to the unaccountable untrustworthy cyber elites and that is a wrong that I hope to see righted before the Musks and the Zucks finish devouring the nerve fibers that connect us. I know you have good intentions and you probably worked at it really hard but I, simply cannot ever trust the people in your position ever again. I have seen the mod logs, the trivial things that warranted ban hammers. The moderators drunk with their petty power who lick their lips with their toothy grin at the opportunity to use it. This is when the dream of Web 2.0 died for me and I saw that we went terribly wrong. Even places with some open standards of moderation like wikipedia, looking at how the sausage is made is quite awful but I respect their high commitment to openness. The phenomenom of believing in “necroposting” is just one tiny protrusion of the disease that has metastasized throughout our entire communication systems. The only acceptable future of moderation, is as a subscription service. If you think you’re good enough to moderate what I see, I will subscribe, I will pay you for it. But I MUST have access to the absolute raw feed, warts and all. I must be able to see every single decision you have done for me as a delegate. I MUST have the power of recall on any of your actions at all time. The problem with moderators deleting stuff is that while I can easily ignore unwanted content, I can perform my own searches and I can run my own content discovery algorithm. But one thing I cannot do is undelete data that you have destroyed. There is no space for compromise, it is clear that the outsourcing of moderation to shadowy unknowns has been a grave mistake done out of our collective laziness and ignorance and that the fight to seize back control of our communication is hopelessly skewed against us, it is not a power that will be relinquished without a fight. The only way forward I see, is the abandonement of centralized private servers that “own” speech. This has been the bedrock on which the power of moderators has grown, “taking my ball home” power and all the people who disrespect freedom of speech “because it’s private”. Public speech has no place on private platforms, you get to talk until the police comes murder you in your sleep ala Fred Hampton. Ok now to address you points specifically The signal to noise ratio is a side effect of the forum software antiquated view. You know the chronological ordering of “last posts”. This technical error has create a group of people who sit on the forum and focus on posts by new and compulsively sort, censor, applies rules to them. They forget that this is not how 99.99% of user interact with their space, but these people get all the power to decide what stays on the server that they own. This is an archaic leftover from the BBS area and doesn’t have a place in the future. As for necroposting, you should know by now that time does not exist on the internet, there is no space and no time. Text written in 2005 and 2024 coexist seamlessly. The concept that there is an end to a thread is anachronistic. It is an aesthetic judgement. This is like saying “nobody will ever speak again of topic” and then the subject is closed forever. If you want to see the end of a thread, print it out on paper, the internet version of any thread will receive comments in the year 2525 if humans and their computers still exist Do not ever lock a thread, for any reason, I don’t care about your aesthethic choice, you have damaged the fabric of the internet with your idea of necro posting. NOOOO, creating a new thread is a bad idea. The thread that is found and weighted in the search engine IS the pinned thread, it is the ONLY thread that matter. It is hopeless and pointless to create a new thread on an existing topic.
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-20 17:19:01 +0000 UTCAnd haven’t you ever reflected on how your behavior or conduct may have lead to that? What did you do to get banned, and if you take a moment and evaluate, are you repeating the behavior?
LUMINA
2024-10-20 16:57:53 +0000 UTCI mean, look at my avatar, that's a screenshot from the permaban
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-20 15:04:03 +0000 UTCYou’re banned from the entirety of discord and reddit..?
LUMINA
2024-10-20 13:53:10 +0000 UTCI was immediately banned from all of these places. Well, not Twitter, I have more self-respect than to be a Twitter user.
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-20 13:22:37 +0000 UTCJohnny Frenchname, Patreon does not lend itself to forum/board activities. Clearly you have some things going on, and that really sucks, but like, you may want to move this behavior towards one of the gajillion Jregoria-splinters on Discord, or perhaps Twitter or Reddit. If you’re looking to engage with other people, you’re going to have more luck doing so in a place designed for such activity.
LUMINA
2024-10-20 13:11:54 +0000 UTCThere was another and I caught the last 30 seconds. This is not a public space. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrp9TY8AnSU
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-19 22:36:19 +0000 UTCJreg had a seemingly spontaneous session. I caught thé last few minutes by pure chance. A person in the chat asked Greg not to delete it and he graciously agreed. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YCnQd4nEtjU
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-19 21:39:51 +0000 UTCSo umm, Political Compass Rap #2 just dropped but we're the last to know ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkH3_NMrb1U Also can't deny Jringsoc is sexier than spiderguy, even though I rather live in spiderguy's hacker dystopian world, just for the looks of it.
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-19 03:03:18 +0000 UTCThis was just bullying
Bic
2024-10-14 23:47:51 +0000 UTCI feel like much more of an adjusted person by comparison after watching this
Bic
2024-10-14 23:44:54 +0000 UTCas a long time fan, I really hope this is your last time associating with Destiny, he's not a good guy (as shown perfectly by this podcast episode). He also has a bit of a psychotic fan base that tends to psychotically go after anyone that "crosses" them.
Lauren Dill
2024-10-14 00:54:34 +0000 UTCthis was horrible. these guys are abhorrent grifters and IMO they didn't deserve any of your time. but maybe it was also good for you to reveal how they generally treat their guests. thank you for your service, and i hope you recovered from this.
Romemo
2024-10-13 11:26:34 +0000 UTCGlad you took Brogan with you, after like 30 mins that did not look fun. Concerned that you decided to stick it out but totally understand that was a really difficult situation to get up and leave
Joe
2024-10-08 22:27:07 +0000 UTCSO REAL I NEED A COMEBACK UGGGHHHHH
Gokudoruzu
2024-10-08 18:48:49 +0000 UTC1:18:03 Possibly the first interesting bit of this entire ordeal "The message that I am ultimately trying to convey here" First, I find it quite gauche to ask the artist to explain his art That is the duty of the audience member Yes, the artist himself is a compromised audience member (similar to someone who saw spoilers) So, before the Greg parasocial construct explains the art and destroy the magic, I will LLM-style autogenerate my own answer and then listen to this spoilage What Jreg is trying to say here, [oops redacted, got too spicy again sorry, might post the chatgpt cleaned up version later]
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 07:16:31 +0000 UTC1:13:00 I think we should petition the canadian governement to turn the Gentilly nuclear plant into an uranium enrichment plant, build a 2500 megaton bomb, put it on a train, send that train to New York and just blow that place up. I assume these people are in New York. Well, I don't want to check, let's just send these 2500 megaton nuclear bomb trains to random US cities until these people become silent
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 06:40:14 +0000 UTCThis is the perfectly appropriate face to make https://i.imgur.com/AYBokE8.png "Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it." Someone please put that on destiny's grave, also can we burry him early ?
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 06:35:00 +0000 UTC56:00 Thank you Jreg for bringing a little bit of taste in this cesspit of poison 1:03:00 This isn't fun, climate apocalypse prepper isn't water jugs, it's two 12 gauge shells 1:05:00 That's the problem with riffing with something you know nothing about. "Trillion watt laser" that's a pulse laser. A trillion watt for a nanosecond, that's still not a lot of power. But yeah causing laser cavitation to precipitate rain is very dubious and speculative. And saying "the CIA did it in Vietnam" sounds hella stupid. They didn't have pulse laser that strong when they were doing genocide in Vietnam, those imperialist fuck faces, they used some silver compound... google says silver iodide (yes, it's chemtrails lol). It works but it's finicky because the conditions have to be "just right".
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 06:29:09 +0000 UTC49:00 When they didn't get their way, when their little shit game started coming apart because nobody cares about international commerce and nobody wants to think about living into the bowels of hell for a thousand years, this is what they resorted to, bullying. I want to go back in time with a delorean and rescue the CCCRU members stuck in that torture session, there's still almost 3 hours remaining , what, the , fuck. Why would anyone go to that stupid place or watch that stupid painful show. You know what I want to go on that show and out do them. I want to make them watch all the exploding meatbags until they beg for the sweet release of death by strapping 60 kilo of explosive to their back and walking into nurseries 52:00 Agreeing with Jreg here, what is that fucking video ? Some girl playing some stupid ass artless video game ? Why do they give a shit, what even is the message ? I also zoned out, this isn't even 2nd monitor grade, what it supposed to be some gotcha ? They get 3 hours to mess with the live Jreg parasocial construct and this is how they waste it ? What a disappointment, what a waste of not their time but also mine.
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 05:40:01 +0000 UTC48:00 The houthis want to shutdown international trade because they've been getting bombed by the US-backed Saudi for 10 years now because of a civil war that exists because of foreign interference. If I were in their place I would sink every single ship within reach. I would build drones that make international commerce impossible, I would trigger nuclear war between the idiotic monsters who have built and maintain nuclear weapons and I would found the creation of bioweapons that made multicellular life impossible on this planet. The americans got bitch slapped one morning in 2001 and they killed millions. These people have been living under bombs for 10 years. Anyone who thinks it's ok because they're two weak to hurt us don't understand the willingness of the weak to turn the whole world right into the deepest pits of hell for the next millenia without a hint of hesitation.
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 05:28:16 +0000 UTCOh BTW it's Zed 46:00 What is this weak sauce. Hasan explains zionism badly. I will tell you what zionism is. It is just nationalism. America isn't zionism for white people, zionism is american colonialism for jews, he's confused and has it backwards. [comment redacted, 2 pages long]
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 05:17:39 +0000 UTC43:30 War is good, you know why ? It kills soldiers. Yes it kills more civilians in absolute, but it kills more soldiers of the soldier population as compared to the general population. If we had enough war, they would eventually all die and go extinct, I am now pro war
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 04:48:38 +0000 UTC41:00 Yes, it's the champagne socialist argument. And destiny ready on the defence with the "you hate capitalism yet you buy food". I understand that these guys have fully used up the word hypocrite that they've reached full semantic satiation, so they have to talk about it by reconstructing the concept of it with general culture example like Gold Studded Popes and their giant hats. 42:00 "It's cool to be fringe" Well dear Jreg, I think it's time to revisit your views on heterodoxism, it's finally cool and based not to orthodox. Well if you're going to take every drugs at the same time for the lulz on stream, what better time to revert your allegience back to your old love of the heterodox position. These guys are the status quo maintainers, the super-stimuli version of uncoolness and they're pushing you around to say something funny, I hope you go for the jugular !
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 04:45:37 +0000 UTC39:00 ..... it's only been 39 minutes and this video is how long ? Why am I doing this in my spare time, I should only be doing this when I'm at work, anyway 39:00 "Be more ironic", here is what that reminds me of, Jon Stewart on Crossfire You are right Greg this is an hostile environment and it's just not conducive to having fun These two smiling persons trying to stick a knife in your back the second your guard is down Their aim is not entertainment, they are rage baiters. They're as unserious as the Jreg parasocial construct, but instead of laughter and self-reflection, they want to blow up your spleen and suck out the juice that comes out. They want drama, they want blood and you are just presenting them your shield instead of your ass. Almost 3 hours left, I don't have the stamina for this.
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 04:37:49 +0000 UTCI think it's easy why does that Hasan guy not spend his money in a way that effectively embodies his criticism ? You know why, you know right now where I'm going to with this It's called a "Thought terminating heuristic", (I like that one better than Chomsky's version) IT IS EASIER TO IMAGINE THE END OF THE WORLD THAN TO IMAGINE THE END OF CAPITALISM If we bang our head long and hard enough against that wall, it WILL crack eventually. (Or your skull cracks, either way, it ceases to be your problem then)
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 04:29:53 +0000 UTC36:20 Loving the smug Jreg smile "I agree completely" "Hasan the system benefits you, hypocrite much to say you don't like the system" ? How can you besmirch the good name of the system which benefits you so much ? Yes, the system is killing the planet, extract wealth and emisarting humanity and we all know it, but the system is giving you so much moola, how dare you bite the hand that feed in a merely symbolic and ineffectual way ? If you're not an hypocrite give all your money to charity and decapitate Jeff Bezos, do it now, do it RIGHT NOW ya hypocrite you !
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 04:25:24 +0000 UTC"I wouldn't take their money or promote Hezbolla" says guy talking about Hezbolla non stop for free. It's like he doesn't understand that terrorism is a attention usurping weapon, talking about their violent attocities is exactly how ISIS has completely won the 2010s, it's not even a contest, they have made aircraft carriers obsolete with just a few tweets, they have made war unwinnable by the biggest, deadliest, most monstrous military organisation that the world have ever seen and they have done it with no friends and no budget. This is why civilians continue to die and why the war will never stop. Which just so happens to be exactly what the MIC complex wanted all along, I guess everyone's happy !
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 04:14:47 +0000 UTCSo the argument is that this Hasan streamer guy is a anti US hegemony complainer and Destiny rebuke is "yet you consume under capitalism, hypocrite much ?" . Meaning that if he doesn't like it, he can quit being what he is and he's rich enough to stop. The first thing that comes to mind is that, at every rung on that "ladder to success under capitalism" you don't become more free with more money. Yes, you can buy things and work less, but you can do any criticism that would actually impact the system. As a high profile individual, biting the hand that feed would turn into a bitch slap real fucking quick. The freedom of money while in the spotlight is the freedom to indulge the system and give it a little tug once in a while. There is no smooth ramping down to be more inline with your personnal values. There is your continuted success and there is the downward spiral, the really quick downward spiral. That is why your job is the 9 to 5 40 hours a week. You can't do 30 hours week and get by. 30 hours a week and you will become a precariat slave who wishes he could work more hours but can't. The system has got us by the balls, if you want freedom you will have to cut them off at the sack.
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 04:10:19 +0000 UTC30:50 Streamer chat is an incoherent and meaningless mess and I wonder what is the maximum number of comment reply that you can have under one comment. Maybe patreon has a reply rate limit, I don't know if I want to continue watching long enough to comment this much anyway.
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 03:58:03 +0000 UTCAh, and I am certain Jreg is correct about blood sugar. Everyone has small sugar spikes after consuming high caloric food and hyperglycemic spike are normal and their perturb our mental processes. HOWEVER, the glycemic index of food alone is not a problem, it is the total quantity times bioavailability of glucose that matters and even though sugar substitutes are sweeter and more caloric than sugar, there is 200 times less of it in the can so there is not blood glucose spike from drinking that. And if you drink it often, you will not get a shot of insulin by anticipation because you body will know that there is no real sugar in that sweet tasting liquid. Everything I have just said was pulled out of my ass, there is no sources to have here, just direct experience and observation. People, even if you think you are healthy, get yourself a continuous blood glucose monitor and learn your own blood glucose response. Our food IS fucked and they are LYING to us about it.
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 03:55:42 +0000 UTCI wrote a bit just before the Hasan clip, in fact I have not yet watch the first Hasan bit, because we all know, it's going to be bad. I don't like Hasan and I don't like streamers to begin with but just from the context you know it's going to be some horrible cringe. And not only that but horrible cringe amplified for the exact purpose of playing in your head, an hostile meme pulled out of the very mouth of their enemies. And that bit I wrote, it's literally unprintable so I'm going to privately send it to the Jreg parasocial construct, as penance
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 03:51:07 +0000 UTCAlso their callous and disrespectful attitude toward war in minute 24, yes, I also jack off to war porn, no I'm not proud about it, that doesn't make someone cool to watch "humans explode like meat balloons", what it does is it makes you hate humans and all multicellular life and want to fuck mother nature in her uptight demonic anus.
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 03:34:47 +0000 UTCI am now at 23 minutes and this is, as I expected, painful, because the host is trying to out-do the guest, at his own thing, except the host has a very off and uncharitable interpretation of what the guest does, I would even say an hostile interpretation. The host is a hostile little gnome and I don't like him. But maybe I am biased because I watched him suck centrist soldier cock in his bridges podcast #008, which was the second time I heard him speak and I thought he was spineless and his guest was a remorseless jarhead.
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 03:31:47 +0000 UTCWhen did the Jreg parasocial construct morph into Boy Boy ?
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-08 03:09:13 +0000 UTCjesus these guys are annoying
Maxim
2024-10-07 09:35:16 +0000 UTCgregagory when is the turtleneck society show releasing im waiting so long its been 6 years since the promo i cant wait any longer please
AlT
2024-10-07 07:53:09 +0000 UTCWill watching this video cause me pain ?
LUMINA IS A BULLY
2024-10-06 08:37:27 +0000 UTCLissn, ITR, you will NEVER understand Greg’s deep friendship with The Lady in Charge of The Bubbles. MAYBE when ur a Level 13 like Geg you’ll get it, too 😔
LUMINA
2024-10-05 21:02:44 +0000 UTCthis feels like every conversation with my manager at my first job i ever had combined into a compilation specifically created to torture me
Thursday 9am
2024-10-05 19:51:02 +0000 UTCHaving as good as never watched destiny I have no idea what any of the stuff they talk about means. Who was the bubbles woman? Google says maybe "Brittany Simon", but no idea who that is or how she was relevant.
ITR
2024-10-05 17:28:54 +0000 UTCIncredulous
Mz Laoq
2024-10-05 11:15:41 +0000 UTC7:40 Intro finally ends. All timestamps beyond this point will contain vague or outright spoilers. 8:20-50 Jreg’s first move is to discus the canola oil levels of Soylent 9:30“This is like when my mom takes away all the toys.” The 27 yr old man says, because they had to turn off the feed display so he’d stop staring at his own face. 10:55 Kazakhstan mention. 12:22-41 Destiny mentions that Hezbollah controls a decent part of Lebanon, Dan asks if Greg knows anything about that, and Greg claims “I was related to the leader, before he got murdered”. (relevant later) 13:05-30 Greg asks if fucking step siblings is real incest, unprompted. He says it feels like incest, and that there should be a special word for it, and then mumbles about Double Incest. Destiny dubs it NonCest, and they all conclude it is “CestAdjacent”. 14:48 Greg rolls his eyes at Destiny saying someone could sell a Hezbollah pager for a lot of money. 16:20-17:15 What do you want to talk about, Greg?” Hawk Twaaaaangent 17:24 Destiny reveals that the comments Greg has been reading are botslop, fed by a script beforehand that exists solely for aesthetics. 18:50 They explore Jreg’s subreddit. 19:24 Destiny has a tangent about a hypothetical 9 yr old having phone sex with their uncle. I don’t know either, man. 20:03 “Yes! I hear that! I hear that he talked to some kids, and I’m not supposed to like that! And I don’t! :-)” 20:15 “Is that..? I-is that what happened?” First Greg reveal of the evening. 20:23 “Cuz ur Jewish” *cackles* 20:40 In the Zog 21:00 “I hear the Zionists even got to Israel. It’s like, Jews all the way down.” 22:08-44 an explanation of r/jreghot 23:03 Contemplating thoughts of selfcest has brought out Greg again, just in time for Dan and Destiny to complain there isn’t enough quality snuff and gore online anymore. 24:01 “Are there risks (to watching gore videos)?” “Yeah, if you don’t, you’re a pussy. You don’t want to be a pussy who has a traumatic response to something, right?” 25:10 “You know you scratch your nose when you do a little bit of lying.” 25:28-38 “I can use all the slurs from all my ethnicities!” “Ok, let’s hear them.” *stares slack-jawed in silence* 25:44-26:08 Dan says “he hasn’t seen what he needs to see to know” that Jreg is Jewish. Except, he says it in the specific tone that like, if you’re actually Jewish, you know he’s asking if Greg is cut or uncut. He does not answer correctly, or at all, so Dan asks him how to bless wine instead. Destiny asks him how to calculate compound interest on a loan as his Jew Test. 26:33 “There’s a lot of people that are going to see this, that are going to be interested in the way that YOU reacted to this situation.” 27:54 Checkpoint, cute cat using a laptop for cats. This is your last rest for a while, traveller! 28:12 Hasan Clip Barrage Begins 29:26-29:59 Greg being neurotic about sugar. Destiny telling him if he cares, he is diabetic and also dying. 30:27 Give Me Thirty Seconds 33:30 Destiny starts whining that Hasan gets too many Bezos Bucks (relevant later) 37:00 Greg says he puts half his money into his art, Dan starts a tangent about how it’s nice to have nice things 38:26 JREG CHANGES HIS MIND! He does not CARE for this Hasan Guy! 39:09 Greg does not care about Hasan at all! “I just needed a strong opinion to keep the bit going.” 39:31-47 Greg spirals about not understanding a Catholic priest joke. 42:11 Destiny shows off all his Twitter and Twitch bans to prove he’s a more extreme extremist than Hasan. 44:58-45:52 “Do you know what Zionism is, Mr. Jreg? Do Canadians say zed? Caught in a lie!” No. (The shift) 47:56 Greg just outright admits he’s checking out 48:17-49:05 “Remember this feeling.” Destiny and Dan proceed to clown on everything Greg has ever made while he begs them to put more Hasan clips on if they’ll just stop talking. “You wanna watch some Hasan Content now? That’s fucking right, bitch. Beg me for some Hasan Content” 50:23 Dan starts talking about fucking Greg’s mom, and then threatens to kill him via defenestration when he does not laugh. 55:40 “I’m too agreeable for the streamer world where you gotta hate eachother all the time.” “But wasn’t that video just like you?” 1:01:20 Greg is a doomer that will not survive the doom! 1:01:32 Dan threatens defenestration again, but says Greg should do it himself. 1:07:12 “You’re a Level One. You know about The Bubbles?” Destiny says, referencing a Mysterious Mystery Woman that Greg is definitely friends with that assigns levels to people, apparently!!! However, trying to say her name on stream is “bad behavior” according to Dan. This is never addressed again! 1:07:50 “I’ll have you know we actually talked, and I was a Lvl 13 Wizard… Mage. I don’t know who we’re talking about.” 1:09:35-10:42 Destiny and Dan both reveal that neither of them know how to interpret statistics, Jreggy goes through different stages of exacerbated anxiety as mom and dad fight, Dan yaps about how chatbans work unprompted, finally ending with “Do you guys even like eachother?” to which Destiny has the 110% normal response to ask if Greg likes his parents. As if the societal default was… not liking your parents? So much to unpack, boys. 1:11:42-1:12:03 “I feel like there’s a weird power thing going on.” The “I never said I like being told to do things.” clip that’s gone around, roughly full timestamp. 1:12:19 Greg trips and goes to call Hezbollah the Lebanese people, catches himself. 1:13:00 Hasan-based Torture Resumes 1:14:34-15:00 the “This guy just killed your parents! :)” clip 1:16:09 Destiny and Dan fistbump and joke that Greg is probably a domestic abuser. This fully goes over Greg’s head, and he confirms that “it’s a wife beater underneath.” Starts the trend of them referring to Greg as an “it” for the majority of the rest of the interview. 1:19:07 I’ve never told a joke in my life :-) 1:24:00 Destiny calls Greg a conman in a reference he clearly doesn’t get. 1:24:48 Destiny briefly enters psychosis to tell Jreg that it’s a good thing he was scared of Courage the Cowardly Dog as a child because “it’s the future of America.” 1:25:14 Greg finally questions Why Hasan, and Destiny compares the man to crack cocaine to explain why he doesn’t love the guy? Remember the Bezos Bucks now, buckaroos cuz it’s finally relevant again. Men are not predictable creatures. 1:27:08 Let’s get a crowbar in those cracks! The Greg has no friends speech starts, lots of it/its pronouns and calling him a thing, first audible sniffle at 1:28:48, and it only goes down from here. 1:29:22 “You guys ever think about suicide?” Damn Reddit, you’re so right, these events happening so close together are very unrelated. Best bit in years! 1:30:01 Good Boy & Boundaries 1:35:29 Destiny is still incapable of hopping off Hassan’s dick, Greg has finally stopped sniffling. 1:35:45 And we reveal our cards! Dan outright asks Greg how long he’s been a skinhead, in the I know what you are doublespeak that only happens when you have sus’d your local Nazi Punk. Due to it not being the 80’s, this also goes far, far over Greg’s head. Due to his reaction, I don’t think Destiny picked up on it either. 1:37:10 “My dad never taught me how to shave.” 1:40:09 WHICH CAMERA DO YOU THINK HASSAN WOULD USE?? 1:42:58 “No, I would not buy a TrumpCoin.” “Loser.” 1:45:45 Greg counters the bullying for the first time since The Good Boy Moment™️ 1:56:55 Destiny and Dan threaten to kill someone off screen for ordering food because the delivery person knocked on the door, making a point to say they’re both strapped multiple times. 2:05:33 Destiny compares people making jokes about you misspeaking to waiting to be sent to death camps in the Holocaust. Based on facial expressions, Greg has no idea what is happening. 2:07:00 Ukrainian call in starts. He have question for Jreggy. 2:09:37 Greg says nothing! But he does smile real wide and nod along to anything Dan tells him. 2:10:30 Let’s imagine there’s a guy named Greg. 2:11:26 “The Ukraine video did pretty well, actually. It’s like 400k (views)” he says, either being obtuse or ignoring what’s actually being asked of him. 2:12:06 Just kidding! Greg says he knows where the question is coming from, and that it makes him “Deeply Uncomfortable.” Queue a rage smile when our caller says he’s safely in the US and not an active war-zone. There are no implications here. Ignore any perceived implications. 2:12:52 if you made a drinking game of every time Steven mentioned Hassan in this single episode, you would die of alcohol poisoning by now, and there’s still an hour to go. 2:15:22-17:15 The RIP headphones users part, aka when Greg screams. It is justified. 2:23:01 “This guy is like, Redditor Mac User 101” So true Steve. 2:23:46-26:19 Dan and Destiny make a big deal that Greg does not have a sincere bone in his body, and proceed to talk over him trying to have a genuine interaction with a fan validating an interpretation of one of his more straight forward videos. They disconnect from this guy when Greg motions for him to keep speaking. 2:26:36-27:12 WHICH LEADS TO THE JROKER. Greg implies he wants to kill Destiny and Dan. Dan pats a gun and Destiny pats his dick, saying they have 15 shots of 9mm and 15 liters of cum for him if he tries. He slumps, pops a zyn, and asks if they want to hear a joke. Everyone involved pretends this did not happen and it is not readdressed. 2:28:30 “It ends, but it’s beautiful when it exists.” 2:29:50-36:53 Time lapse of Greg fucking dying and being dead. (He slumps over and doesn’t move or speak the whole time.) 2:38:00 The back crack that fascinates Dan. Greg talks for the first time in over 10 mins to say he can’t do it again. 2:41:15 The Fake Asian Discourse begins 2:43:10 Greg walks off. No one warns him not to drink unfiltered Florida tap water. If you know what this means, you will be equally impressed and horrified when Greg returns and downs an entire glass uninterrupted like a minute later. 2:44:30 “I feel like I’m with two people who are having a psychotic break, and every little sensory detail is getting involved with like, a larger narrative.” 2:44:39-45:01 After Greg very briefly tries to explain what psychosis is like for him, Destiny and Dan make a “bit” that Greg is currently psychotic from an LSD trip in that very moment, and begin attempting to narrate his thoughts before remembering they actually have a caller to acknowledge. 2:50:12-55:16 Dating Advice with Jregory. Both Destiny and Dan leave unannounced a minute in. They do not return for the entire segment, and leading questions from the caller about Greg’s dating life make it seem the call in was prearranged for this purpose. Right when Greg starts opening up about the peer he was monogamously dating, Destiny and Dan add the entire backlogged waiting room to the call. The caller is disconnected. 2:57:11 The dating advice caller is back. Dan returns, but Destiny is still gone. Greg attempts to go back to giving advice while talking incrementally louder than Dan, who is making comments about the guy being Indian. 2:57:47 Destiny returns. 2:58:30 Greg gives his first genuine take that is neither dismissed nor talked over by the hosts. Progress, three hours in. 2:59:14 Dating Advice with Dan 3:02:58 “Tell your friends to retweet my last tweet about Hassan. It’s very important.” 3:07:16-8:15 “Do you have some Patreon members you’d like to thank, too? None? Not a single Patreon member that Jreg would like to thank? Not even your top supporter?” Proceeds to pull up Greg’s Patreon while he stares on dead-eyed. 3:10:19 “Can I ask you both a question?” (Until 3:14:39 Greg asks Dan for relationship commitment advice, after 3:14:39 Greg asks Destiny his favorite food is. This appears to be a litmus test of how Destiny presents on and off camera, as Greg reveals he’s asked him the same question post-morning interview, and that Destiny is answering very differently now.) 3:15:58 “The bit was I’m not Jewish. I’m Lebanese.” 3:16:07 “That was the bit? I thought it was that you got progressively more sad as the episode went along.” “No, that was real. That wasn’t a bit.” 3:16:45 “I just wanna know, because it’s going to be relevant, in one to two years.” 3:17:54-18:40 “Did you enjoy this?” followed by the swimming analogy. And then they end it after Greg having a tangent that there’s a problem with the entire medium they use. The End.
LUMINA
2024-10-05 09:00:27 +0000 UTCThis was the best episode of anything else by far
Trev
2024-10-04 22:10:11 +0000 UTCNESTED TIMESTAMP MASTERLIST WARNING: long af
LUMINA
2024-10-04 20:23:07 +0000 UTC