Announcement: Audible bet successful
Added 2025-02-23 14:18:35 +0000 UTCSo I said when the audiobook came out that I'd order 1k worth of artwork if we passed the top 1000 on Audible. Well, apparently the audiobook peaked at 771. Pretty good considering Bob has been out for a while!
I had no plan so those who have ideas better write them down in the comments. I'll pick the more popular ones and those I like the most, shove them into a poll, and then let you decide which project my cheese fund will finance.
Lewds are even allowed because Patreon believes this is an 'adult content' page and could not be convinced otherwise. So fuck it.
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No mortal artist is powerful enough to depict it
Roombot
2025-03-05 00:05:49 +0000 UTCViv riding behind knight what's his name from book one billowing darksmoke
Robbie Mathieson
2025-02-28 20:49:08 +0000 UTCOkay, now I have to add Void Dragon Viv gaining her wings while Arthur gloats.
anonymous wildfire
2025-02-28 19:36:00 +0000 UTCI know this is a little late, but .... A tree, half the tree of life from Kazar, half the Black Tree of Change Viv and Arthur created on the pure league's fortress.
Matt Cannon
2025-02-28 19:26:01 +0000 UTCCus you are all fools and lack common sense I need to suggest the bestest of ideas Viv pouring molton gold down the prince's throat
Cameron Chown
2025-02-26 16:06:46 +0000 UTC1. Viv and the gang vs the ancient necrarch 2. The entire gang being horrified by the flesh garden and Viv just shrugging 3. Someone said Helena riding Sashimi while Nestra looks on annoyed so second that.
Amer
2025-02-25 23:12:18 +0000 UTCViv and Arthur standing on the shoulders of Efestar's statue (Tea included.).
ARealPerson
2025-02-24 20:16:20 +0000 UTCDoes this mean we might get to see ariane's legendary butt?
TheLunaticCo
2025-02-24 18:18:37 +0000 UTCmy brother, who only listens to books anymore, very happily picked it up on my recommendation.
Ricky Kukowski
2025-02-24 15:22:56 +0000 UTCNestra doing pin-up poses on her naval cannon and car. She does not the sex, but she's perfectly capable of taking advantage of other people being stupid about it, and what better way to help humanity get comfortable with her aszhii self than to get everyone whacking off to porn of her?
Saul Reynolds-Haertle
2025-02-24 07:11:10 +0000 UTCDoes it have to be something that happened? Kark v All Black's rugby with at least one tackle.
Clifton
2025-02-24 04:23:58 +0000 UTCSecond suggestion: Sashimi sneakily crashing the Cooking with Crescent show to eat the slain guardian.
PickledTink
2025-02-24 03:12:49 +0000 UTCI'd specifically love a scene of Estefar being redeemed, and his surprise when he's prayed by other churches to so he doesn't get redemption equals death'd, but instead becomes a light god. Preferably includes Viv saying "I don’t do tragic last stands."
Colin
2025-02-24 02:46:14 +0000 UTCI'm seconding this, Sonagi's death was, well, distinctly memorable. 10/10 scene.
Colin
2025-02-24 02:41:43 +0000 UTCmaybe with Varska's plants in the background in first pic. or alternatively on Varska's couch.
Colin
2025-02-24 02:26:42 +0000 UTCSince no-one seems to be requesting lewds; fine I'll do it myself. Viv and Varska having sex in the tower- Viv naked being fingered by Varska. Sidjin railing Viv from behind with Viv leaning against her bedroom wall, after the Coronation at Sinur's Gate - with Viv still in the crown and royal Harrakan regalia & dress, which is obviously lifted up by Sidjin. EDIT: Actually, I'd also love when Viv and Sidjin first hooked up in the healing chamber right after Sidjin got his privates restored, if that can be done.
Colin
2025-02-24 02:26:12 +0000 UTCSolar half naked while his wife goes bonkers about how hot he looks
Alex Hoffmann
2025-02-24 01:49:25 +0000 UTCAri after she wakes up a vampire
GilesFey
2025-02-24 01:39:57 +0000 UTCYeah, I like landscapes and "atmospheric" shots. And very likely would love to get actual copies of this kind of stuff.
Brandon Yarberry
2025-02-24 01:38:58 +0000 UTCI demand a Heist Scene, complete with an inferior golem with a bucket on its head!
Bunny Waffles
2025-02-23 22:55:58 +0000 UTCI’d absolutely love to see Arthur at her desk, being swarmed by her tiny minions cleaning her claws and such
Roombot
2025-02-23 22:49:50 +0000 UTCNvm I can see them now for some reason
Sæþór
2025-02-23 22:28:26 +0000 UTCHow about the funeral for Solfis' creator with him and the new golem 'kids' standing watch with bob.
Paul Brittain
2025-02-23 21:36:45 +0000 UTC* Doom tank 'organic braking' from the lizard war arc. * Re-installing Solfis his old frame.
jcox
2025-02-23 20:50:27 +0000 UTCDoes it have to be Bob related? Because a long time ago I asked for a picture of Melusine's 100th birthday gift for Ari and you said you'd look into it.
Quixotic
2025-02-23 20:39:17 +0000 UTCUntil now my favorite moment still is the first time Solfis comes online and massacres the necromancers. So Full override emergency bone-frame completely terrifying everyone and going to give the worthless threat level PATHETIC meat-bags some rip and tear. Could be an awesome picture.
NoReTr3aT
2025-02-23 20:16:34 +0000 UTCA golem carving a library stelle, blue roses growing at the stone's base, and children running around its feet.
Red Viking
2025-02-23 19:42:35 +0000 UTCViv and the gang killing Elunath. Alternatively/additionally, Viv using modern gear to break out of the mana suppression field after killing Elunath. Listening to Free Bird.
Briar Rosier
2025-02-23 18:52:17 +0000 UTCThis is unrelated but I just upgraded to both changeling and bob but I don't have access to the changeling chapters after 60?
Sæþór
2025-02-23 18:44:24 +0000 UTCOne of the elders, Viv, her Consort, and the man child sword guy while meeting post kidnap attempt while Viv is explaining that she always, always gets even. (Love that scene so much!) But also when she pours the gold down Lancer's throat. When she's in the room with the magician turned necrarch that used the spell that wrecked Harrak. Varska and Viv drinking tea. The crazy Yres riding off to battle the Nemeti, high as kites. Viv and the Karks riding into the Kark marketplace. Solfis and his children entering Frostway and encountering the "King".
Angela Roberts
2025-02-23 17:58:11 +0000 UTCViv meeting the earth elemental!
Shawn
2025-02-23 17:54:32 +0000 UTCAlmost any scene from the fight vs Octas on the island.
Newbie_101
2025-02-23 17:03:26 +0000 UTCViv with a machine gun, riding Arther, being chased by griffin riders, blasting Free Bird, while a keep is half blown up and smoking in the background.
Kennyevilmonkey
2025-02-23 16:53:25 +0000 UTCEnds up being the vampire's eye god from Journey. Just peeking in to see what the hell is going on with these weird owl people.
Kennyevilmonkey
2025-02-23 16:46:35 +0000 UTCThat first one is far too daring. Think of the children!
Kennyevilmonkey
2025-02-23 16:44:22 +0000 UTCA pic of a joyous Helena riding a gleeful Sashimi while Nestra looks on, annoyed.
PickledTink
2025-02-23 16:35:24 +0000 UTCA wide-shot of the Theomachia on Sandrial island would be really cool
Momongama
2025-02-23 16:25:28 +0000 UTCA victorian spicy ankle pic of Ariane, on the bridge of a boat, with a tricorn Vic on the back of Arthur coming back to Kazar before the tree burnt Nezhra cooking show
Roland Haller
2025-02-23 16:19:52 +0000 UTCGolem family. Solfis and his kid's, each of them with symbols of their domain.
Young Youghurt
2025-02-23 16:10:51 +0000 UTCViv's first meeting of Solfis Arthur's first T-pose in Cassia's spring A view of the Harrakan throne room, with all the skeletons still there Viv's first view of Kazar and the tree Tea ceremony with Varska Viv's first night in Kazar, looking at the sky A blue rose Solfis holding that first blue rose Viv got him Sinur's Gate after it was reclaimed, looking over the rest of the deadlands The view that Sangor had, coming through the gate to meet Viv for the first time after she became elemental.
Brandon Yarberry
2025-02-23 15:54:52 +0000 UTCViv using her defenistration window with the duchess. Or maybe a later one where everyone just backs up and let's the idiot land.
Jennifer Leigh
2025-02-23 15:29:40 +0000 UTCI DO wonder what their god look like, but I feel like if I see it I can't unsee it, ya know?
Caitlin
2025-02-23 15:05:58 +0000 UTCThat moment when Viv realizes Solfis left a bucket on the head of the dumb "golem" in the bank. That moment lives rent free in my head. Or when Viv meets the brown elemental! Or the singing sands. Or the aliens. Or that moment in that underwater tunnel after she survives that ancient necrarch for the first time. I have so many moments I love so much it's hard to choose! Oooh or Arthur chilling in her bank
Caitlin
2025-02-23 15:04:47 +0000 UTCA thumbnail of Cooking with Nestra. Also congratulations.
Ronan Cadoret
2025-02-23 14:57:00 +0000 UTCYes! I would love to see that
Nathan
2025-02-23 14:54:52 +0000 UTCSangor and Dean Tallit. I'm curious what these ugly-striking men look like.
John Anastacio
2025-02-23 14:52:22 +0000 UTCI'd actually love to see images of the last scene of Journey with Ari waking up in the satellite above the earth....optimally with her two "loves" beside her
MrrC
2025-02-23 14:42:13 +0000 UTCDefinitey
MrrC
2025-02-23 14:41:03 +0000 UTCIf it's Bob only then a family pic too but with like Solfis, Arthur and a dead Necrarch
sebsebs
2025-02-23 14:36:06 +0000 UTCJust a family pic of Viv, Nestra and Ari with lots of teeth !!
sebsebs
2025-02-23 14:33:56 +0000 UTCWhile riding arthur
Hectorbeserk
2025-02-23 14:32:55 +0000 UTCJust another moment I have in mind, Viv in tactical gear when she flees After killing elemental asshole with her futuristic Assault Rifle kicking ass while listening to the Solo of "Free Bird"
Maurin
2025-02-23 14:29:58 +0000 UTCA row of inferior security golems with buckets on their heads, maybe a glimpse of someone rounding the corner speedily, or a character stood looking at them
Alex Almond
2025-02-23 14:27:40 +0000 UTCI feel like we HAVE to have the gold pour with Arthur looking in aww
Panzer
2025-02-23 14:27:28 +0000 UTCSer Warcrime and/or other characters mid trip on blue honey!
Jonah Ree
2025-02-23 14:26:30 +0000 UTCI would love Viv killing Sonagi in the arena, the moment she says "Now you are forgiven" is one of my favorite.
Maurin
2025-02-23 14:25:48 +0000 UTCSome “blue prints” of the war machines could be cool or a map of the bank the team broke into with comments like bring buckets
Arg
2025-02-23 14:24:00 +0000 UTCNestra and shork art? :O
ActionKermit
2025-02-23 14:23:02 +0000 UTCI really want to know what Sangor looks like. Please? I feel like my imagination didn't do him justice
ErrebanRrereban
2025-02-23 14:22:22 +0000 UTCWell some of your characters like sex and some of them are grown ups 😀 . .
Weldt
2025-02-23 14:21:23 +0000 UTCWe definitely need Arthur and her bank
CHoobler
2025-02-23 14:20:25 +0000 UTCWhat about some Sofis art? I want to see his skull throne
Mistythread
2025-02-23 14:20:21 +0000 UTCDragon porn?
pelya
2025-02-23 14:20:20 +0000 UTCWoo congrats!
Mistythread
2025-02-23 14:20:00 +0000 UTCCongratulations! Very happy for you. Not that I use or listen to audiobooks, but still very nice.
John Anastacio
2025-02-23 14:19:45 +0000 UTCCongrats boss! Let's get you some more 🧀 artwork!
WarStrider72
2025-02-23 14:19:34 +0000 UTC
