If No One Was Here: A Black Tie Affair

Holy. Shit. This was unbelievably sexy, the noises he makes are divine. I think he's a demon lol

Melie

9.25 inches sounds like pain to me lol but I'll pretend i can take that 👍

This is just so hot! *fanning myself*

The ending was PERFECT! I was thinking about that for at least the last 5 minutes.

Michelle Ross

hahaha ... me googling instantly "inches to cm" and gets big eyes ...

9,25 inches???

Thanks for the uploads, love. You always make my day a little wetter, I mean better😏🍆💧

Pfft, the ending... ;)

Mmmmf!!! OMGael!! "Instant Pregnancy". That's all I have to say. 😈💋

Grace

He really is isn't he ?!? 🔥😈🔥😈

Oh come on! Thanks to these audios, I now can't watch Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. without having dirty thoughts about Fitz. (Yes, not the same accent, but this Southern US chick hears all those beautiful accents similarly.) Please tell me I'm not the only one!

Kelly S

😆😆Didn't you say you hated those? Poor thing!

Trish

The Happy Divorce party continues and I'm being forced to watch Magic Mike xxl. Ashlee and Amanda- apologies.

Thanks, Erin :) What you said about not having to be strong 100% of the time, that could be why I shed those tears. I'm not really sure, I still don't know, but that might be it.

Kris, I couldn't bring myself to comment on your post above... It felt like it should be left for you and Gael. I just wanted to say that your comment in itself was beautiful and then for you to make sure that it was genuine and something you truly meant was so thoughtful . The " I'm here" comment is so true for me as well! It made my heart melt - that someone was out there where I don't have to be strong 100% of the time. ..ok now i am getting a bit teary. Well just wanted to pass that note one and say welcome if I haven't welcomed you before. :)

Awwww so lovely!

Feel better soon hon, just remember to drink plenty of fluids and rest. Tea with honey and lemon always helps me 💗.

I had to wait until today so I wouldn't rush saying this. Gael, your Unsung Buddha massage put me to sleep last night :) I really liked the music, and the finger taps :D That first time you said "I'm here now", I actually shed a few tears; I don't know why. I wasn't sad or anything, but it was kind of like I wanted to say 'thank you' for saying that.

I hope everyone has a great Sunday. I'm still trying to get over this sickness. My own brother didn't even recognize my voice on the phone. I sound like a frog going through puberty 🐸😷

That sounds like so much fun! Enjoy!

Morning all you beautiful souls! Hope everyone's Sunday is peaceful and good! I have to say...after listening to the Unsung Buddha massage audio last night, I was out all night! I love not waking up in the middle of the night! 😊 Anyone have any fun plans for today? I am heading back to the beach. I didn't get enough and I found a new place to explore! 👏🏻😁

Trish

Ooof Lisa if you're in the southern half of the country I hope you're soggy but safe! <3

Sweetz (GFPR)

I'm with ya on the wanting to stay in bed, team! Lazy Sunday foreeever!

Sweetz (GFPR)

Good morning everyone! I hope your day/evening are going well. I am currently here laying in my bed under the covers not wanting to get out. I have so much to do today. welcome to all the new Sirens :-) this is a wonderful place for support, laughs,and good ol banter. Enjoy!

Oh dear Lord... If I'd known audio like this was available, I'd have been looking for your Patreon a long time ago! (Thanks Literotica for letting me know someone like this existed!) Holy crap this one is hot... :)

Kelly S

Sweet dreams amanda 😘

Morning 亲爱的! U kinky girl 😂 U have Gael and u have your Chamsterer. How lucky is that? 😍 But I am offended, how about sweet Mandarin? That goes tweet, tweet, tweet 😆😆😆

Goodnight lovelies & Gael! Hope you all have a wonderful Sunday wherever you are 🌞 I've already got Mondayitis ~ dreading all the essays due this week 😰 thank goodness I've got this place to keep me sane 😋💁🏽🌻

Dolphin

Hi Angie! Have a szép vasárnap!? XD

Okay Mädls, it`s official! Gaelandia, all you girls and of course our fearless leader Gael, have taken permanent residence in my head!! Even in my most intimate moments I´m not safe from you!! Last night I was in bed with my ...hmm..Chamsterer - let`s translate it as boyfriend. ;)) And suddenly I mixed some English in my dirty talk...WTF?? I`ve never done it before!! It was quite funny! Sooo my man was a little startled, but then he played along...Hahaha...It was hilarious... We ended with a crazy mix of Bavarian, English, Austrian, Italian and a little French. It was like a competition...;) And the best thing...it tempted my man into talking A LOT more than usual...a great progress!!! Hahaha.. Thank you Gaelandia! Enjoy your Sonntag, Servus ihr Zuckergoscherl XDD

Hello ladies! Don't have time to catch up on all, but I see you had fun! :) Have a wonderful day/night all of you! xoxo

Good Morning Lovelies 😀😀. From a very windy and wet US. Hope everyone is having a wonderful Sunday so far....enjoy your day !! And @Crystal, sounds like the BFF wants to be much more than a BFF.....speaking from experience, those can turn out to be incredible BFs with some encouragement 🤗.

Sweet dreams, Crystal! ☁️

Dolphin

Alright, my Lovlies, I'm going to take some Nyquil and go to sleep. Have a good night/day.

Why is that a lie? Why that he is upset that u r flirting a lie? Sounds like the truth to me

Sounds like a LOVELY time!!!

Sweetz (GFPR)

I loved that part. He sounded really cute and innocent and excited. he sounded like a kid begging to stop at the toy store or ice cream shop.

He was super sweet after that, we took the back roads home and now we're home 😆 So that was the great peanut festival adventure.

R O F L That cowboy sounds very cheeky! I like him!

Sweetz (GFPR)

One part of this audio that really cracks me up is Gael trying to convince his girl to pull over because his southern hemisphere is running the show. "There! Baby There! There!" Hahaha Fortunately not all guys are as charming as Gael or we'd all be spending the night in jail!

Sweetz (GFPR)

We drive around and he reminds me that I had wanted to visit my godparents whom I hadn't seen in about 15 years. I also wanted to see if my nanny was still alive because she was old when she took care of me when I was 2. To my ecstatic surprise she was still alive, I almost cried. My godfather was home (which is her son) but I found out my godmother had passed away from a car accident 6 years ago 😭. So it was a happy/sad moment. They loved him. We went back to the festival to walk around.

Bff is quiet, we go back to truck to drive around. I check my phone which has 21% battery. I ask him what his deal is, he's upset I'm flirting (which is a lie). I explain why I want a pic or video of cowboy, he's still being quiet.

CJ asks if I wanna hold his snake, bff is about to start punching when we see him hold up an actual snake...I thought it was hilarious, bff did not. We then meet Gus the snake and Mick the porcupine. ❤

Cowboy #2: I sneak away while bff is buying peanuts for my mother, awww. I talk to Cowboy Ryan who is on a flatbed trailer connecting a sound system because I thought I recognize the guy he is with....it was wrong guy but good way to start convo with cowboy Ryan. He gave me a shout out on the mic saying Crystal is back visiting her home town give her a big welcome home 😍 I tell him about getting a cowboy shout out for my friends, he agrees, but bff has my phone in his pocket. Bff comes up,is polite, shakes hands and says that my phone is dying so we can't use the camera (he lied). We part with Cowboy Ryan and walk and meet CJ.

We hear gunshots and I think, oh crap we're all dead but nope they were having a cowboys and robbers skit with a wild west shootout. Bff knows I used to live in this town and asks if I knew cowboy lucas...I say no...he says ok.

So a recap of today's happenings: 1st I was going to take my mom but grandkid needed her so she bailed and my bff text me to wish me a safe journey and he said he could take me so I waited an hr for him to meet me at my ranch to leave. We get there and it's adorable and hot and cell service cut in and out and phone was at 28% battery life already. I see my first cowboy by the giant peanut. I walk over as bff buys water. Cowboy Lucas asks if I want him to take my picture with the peanut, I say no, he asks why not, bff comes up shoves water in between us and makes things awkward. Cowboy Lucas tips hat and says y'all have fun.

Hey everyone!!! I see Gael left us a gift today.😘

Happy 100 Patreons!!! 👏🏻🎉

Trish

Also stories of being fingered during massages!!!

Bunch of friends came to town for a Happy Divorce Party. There is PENIS EVERYWHERE!!

Congratulations! Mmmmmwhhhhhh!💋

I know how you feel P. I got so many tingles and I felt so relaxed like jelly.

He's growing up! 😢 I'm part of the original crazy crew. ✋It's been so fun watching it grow.

Speaking of milestones (Pyp ;) 🎉Gael just hit 100 patreons!🎉 Congrats Gaelforce!🎉Welcome everyone. 🍀Fáilte Romhat🍀 (It does make me a little nostalgic tho, for when there were only 20-22 of us. Who else is from the original crew?)

Morning ladies! It's another rainy morning here and I get to laze in bed w Gael's latest uploads on YT! YAY! I just wanna leave my comment here on the massage audio. GAEL! That is another milestone! The affirmations, the choice of music, the way u paced to the music, the massaging/ rubbing sounds, the kisses, all timed perfectly. It will be fabulous there is more massaging/ rubbing sounds at a consistent rhythm, and u just create the sounds without talking. I m now ready to abandon my other ASMR channels. Scalp massage and ear whispering pls!

Nooooooooo!! 😰

Dolphin

You guys...here I was...about to catch up on missed audios...AND MY HEADPHONES BREAK. And since it's Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend, the stores ARE CLOSED UNTIL TUESDAY. THIS SUCKS. >:(

AGREEED! I actually am not normally a fan of spoken relaxation, and yet this massage audio may be one of my all time favorite that Gael's done. That's how good it is!

Sweetz (GFPR)

That new massage audio 😍 just when I think I couldn't appreciate Gael anymore than I already do...

Dolphin

He is spoiling us today!

Dolphin

Ladies if you don't know already there's ANOTHER gift over on YT for us :)

Claudia, you vixen! There's more of the kinky Bavarian I know ;)) 9.25/10 stars lmao!!!

.Also gut, Herr Gael I listened. And if you call this gem porn...I could easily, happily become a porn addict! But it`s in no way porn, it`s high quality, well considered erotica!! It paints a solid, reliable scene...your acting...and "cumming" skills are absolutely droolworthy! The sounds and sound effects...Hmmm ( especially the belt buckle, of course) And the clit spanking sounded extra juicy this time...ohh my! I love how your moans and growls alternate between high pitched and guttural...grrhmm!! Und wenn du sagst "dig your nails in my fucking ass..." to die for!! I`d say 9.25/10 stars ( I´d give you ten if you had taken your cock out and played with it, as you tried to convince her to pull over)XPP

"I'm just watching a Biology podcast!"

Sweetz (GFPR)

This question reminds me of the Honest Movie Trailers on YT, where people ask the HMT guy to read out random sentences in his Very Dramatic (tm) voice. :-)

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Happy Saturday my sassy siren sisters! Fun question if you want to play along- what is one innocent/boring/inane thing that you would like to be Gaelified in a ramble? (It could be a sentence, song lyrics, subject matter, etc. Be creative 😏)

So guys, I feel so weird looking at patreon in public because of the little "tadpole" 😳😂

Thanks! 😆 I bet most if not all of us have notifications turned on 😂😅😅

Gael left us a voicemail on youtube ;)

Ooh, sounds delightful! Enjoy!

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Hi Everyone! 🤗 Have a great day! Takin a mini road trip today! I ❤️ Fall road trips!

Trish

Cheeky

I don't how, but a PHOTO OF GAEL as a young lad has surfaced! 👉🏼

Thanks Angie. 😘 I do love the sea

Hello ladies! I'm back from a small little trip, needed to bring some stuff home from our weekend house (is that even the term you use? gosh, silly hungarian). Left you a small little piece of it next door. :)

You too darling <3

Sweetz (GFPR)

Good morning, ladies! Hope y'all have a great Saturday. 😆

Holy cats, man! Definitely have not heard you go like you did here. Amazing, breathless, hot, steamy, and oh so delightfully sinful. Almost makes me wonder if you were inspired by, oh I don't know, something you may have heard on an erotica website?

WOW! You weren't lying...Sounded like you definitely had fun making this! It was definitely fun to listen to! Love the end too! Thanks for a great start to the weekend! 😉

Trish

Yes! I loved that line!

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Creepy banana? I'm in!

I'm taking an informal survey next door if you'd be willing to check it out... And even if you don't partake you can see a creepy banana ;)

This audio is going down as an all time favorite of mine. Just insanely steamy. Who'd have thought the sound of a belt getting undone could sound so hot? Whew!

Kathy M

Chandler? Chandler Bing, is that you? ;))

I'm headed to a Bavarian Sausage Festival in my city...should I BE this excited?

Anna_808

Sounds like a hot and steamy car ride 😥

That tag at the end. Well played! 🤗

Hey, lovelies! Hope your weekend is full of adventures! @Gael, that audio...good stuff, sexy, yummy...imo, no need for the warning, it was really well done...so, if you wanna share a few more...😏

Gri (Sassy_One)

Oh my! I downloaded it onto my phone so I could listen without using the (understandably) heavily monitored school WiFi, and couldn't get the file to play until right before I left to come home. So there was me in a traffic jam on the highway, my phone speaker-up in the cupholder, blushing to the tips of my ears and grinning like a maniac while peering through a pretty cloud of steam! Don't worry, the car didn't overheat -- just me. Seriously, last time I enjoyed myself that much while driving with both hands on the wheel, I had a passenger! ;-) And (what I choose to perceive as) a siren for the Sirens? A very nice touch!

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

WOW.... you... dayum... finger food... car hood... whoa... words aren't doing the sentencing thing... la petite mort indeed... I'm going to need a shower...

Trina

Interesting way to put it 😉

Possibly the best audio yet........ I didn't think it was possible "relax" this hard ☺️

Sounds amazing, Erin

I will have to catch up on all of the chatter but wanted to update all of you. My massage was this evening and it was amazing! Totally wasn't weird with a guy. I am now a blob of goo. ;)

This is the song that pops into my head every time I'm stuck at work and see that a new audio has been posted <a href="https://youtu.be/yKLNyZjIQyY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/yKLNyZjIQyY</a>

Trina

Excellent choice!

Oh hey there Gael- I went into my music archives and found this one for you babe. (It's my personal Gael anthem 😉💋😏) <a href="https://youtu.be/y-JrDCSHbLk" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/y-JrDCSHbLk</a>

It can't be real right???

@Rhea LOL! Of course you do 😉 haha.

Hahaha...your yodeling really caught my eye! Like the "Bat-Sign"! Zuuu komisch....:))

Finishing up my day in work and all of a sudden Gael's voice rings in head "9.25 inches". I did the Scooby head shake and realized yep, he said that for reals.

Kathy M

I am still tryna figure out what part you thought we were not supposed to like about this, I liked every fucking second xD

Lucy

Omfg same! :')

Lucy

Oh Gael! What a great start to the weekend! Great audio as usual 👏😍

Tyger you crack me up! You're descriptions are so graphic and right to the point. ;)

Ash, I just had guacamole and quinoa chips! Haha😚

Nice dogging session....nice hard cum. Sounds like he really enjoyed this one.

Holy guacamole! This was hot, I'm not as composed as the ladies above me so I'm sticking with just HOT!

Listening on my lunch break was not a great idea. I loved the scenario...it's one of my favorites. I did have to finish listening in my car and thought I was being pulled over at the end lol

Sweet mudpie on toast! I think this kind of Gael is still my fav lol. Telling what you want her to do is so hot imo, and I love a good tease which you did perfectly. Very naughty and sexy. The beginning was my fav part, but very close to the car and hood part! ;) The sounds (belt), demands, nail digging and change of octave near the end were all👌 Plus some sucking on the tongue, yey! Was kinda surprised I didn't hear any funny head bumps with the backseat part lol! Pretty small back there ;) But the ending made up for that "Oh shhhhhit".

A wanton Sex Goddess 😉💋🔥

I believe Trish was the one who came up with that...but I could be wrong. (And everyone please correct me if I am). Tina said it, that is right...sorry Miss Tina !!!!!!!

Would anybody mind please sharing with me about the term gutter puppy?

Kathy M

There is no porn here sweetheart.Its only a little bit rough language.Very naughty.Youre a very naughty boy Gael :P

Letting my Freak Flag fly high today. 🇮🇪LOVED the nails on ass and the "fucking finger food". Gael, you are a master 💋💋👑.

Oh my goodness 😳 Gael....that was hot. You've got a girl over here all flustered 😳😛

Dolphin

...Ummm...one second...I gotta breathe...! Sweet mercy, that...whooo! That...was so good, Gael :D When you mentioned being cheek to cheek, I scrunched up and smiled like a dork. And those moans of yours...goodness, Gael! I'm still catching my breath o.o

Handcuffs Angie...handcuffs 😉

"Fookin Adele!"

Sweetz (GFPR)

Hahaha, I just got to the end and I was like... what if the cops come? XD Hahahahahaha

👏🏼👏🏼 Save you a spot Angie ;)

I can only quote My Chemical Romance, with all these baby pictures and this fucking hot audio: Mama, we all go to hell. XD

No porn, just incredibly hot.

Ok I broke and listened at work, screen side down because now there's a giant sperm taking up residence on my home screen. So hot and naughty. It's was a struggle not to squirm &amp; keep my face straight as though I was listening to fookin' Adele or something. I'll just have to replay this later when I don't have to remain so inhibited. Thank you Gael xo

Kathy M

Whatever this "porn side of things is" I LOvE it! Sometimes it was a bit chatty (repetitive phrase?) for me during the first almost climax. Everything else was HOooooooTtt. I especially loved it when you called her sexy (beautiful is good but sexy definitely made believe it more) and when you were trying to convince her to pull over. It was definitely something I could picture in my own life. You made me feel sexy, desired, wanted, spontaneous, empowered and definitely satisfied. Thank you! This definitely put a pep in my step today. 💛💜💣💥👐

Dirty whore....

I'm glad I don't work on Fridays :-) Gael, this one is H.O.T!!!! And I mean.... HOOOOOOOTTTTT! :-P This is so one of my biggest fantasies!! I don't think it's really on the "porn side", it's just very naughty! And I loved the end XD And your moans! I wish men were not afraid to moan!

You had me at "best f@cking finger food at a party ever..." - swoon 😍. Loved this audio, and the ending was fantastic! Thanks for starting my Friday off right 🎉💥

I have a black tie dress that is just satin w the most gorgeous lace. Match it w stilettos &amp; accessorise w sparkling diamond earrings and u r good to go. It also bares the back and cuts all the way below the waist. I just imagine that. Hehhehe... also easy access to the ermmmm cheeks. 😆😆😆

Tina...umm....sit! On his face in the corner! Ahem! Stay...stay girl!

Yes anna. We all heard that. 😶😶😶

@Frishawn 🙋🏻 9.25 9.25 9.25 9.25 9.25 😳😮

Anna_808

Any one for an whore d'oeuvre? Oooops I guess that's just me.💋

@Rhea I get u... I am researching too... 😙

Hun...we could have just fucked somewhere in the corner AT the party... 😏😜

Yes! This lil gem arrived BEFORE work! 🙌 Happy Friday indeed! 😈

Trish

Dirndls 4ever!!

Bahaha Ashlee, Claudia- pretty dress, sans panties!! Coincidence or did he find our secret treehouse? :))

My ultimate fantasy. This audio had my heart pumping so hard, my senses all tingling at once... well at all the right places, and I am flushing &amp; blushing so hard! All the right ingredients: Sexy seduction, dirty talking (or rather whispering) in front of a crowd, the thrills &amp; rush of car "rides", a good flow to the story, the sound effects especially when u got to the "buckles" and the ending is fabulous! I don't feel like it is unrealistic in any way. So real and dirty imo. This piece... I LOVE. WARNING: Listen only when alone.

Don't rub it in Erin 😝

That is one strong endorsement!

Praise the lord that I don't have to be to class for another 2 hours ;) Excellent timing, my dear!

Your picture is hilarious and a great counterpart to Gaels ;)

BUT I JUST GOT TO WORK! *pouts* I'm still in my car so I turned it on and sweet jaysis, I only made it 4 minutes before I realized I was gripping the door handle! I must not listen before work... I must not listen before work... I must not listen before work...

Trina

For me it's like 4 more hours, but I feel you!

Yay ! A Zuckerl - treat for the weekend, Danke! :))

Hahahaha... a bit on the porn side. Well that's what earbuds are for!!! Haha!

Talk about having to wait...I'm just starting my work day 😭 That's a 9 hour wait

Just in time to accompany me to bed... 😂😂😂