Business will be resuming

You already know. 😉

Boldog új évet, Frau Angie! Careful with the pálinka! XD

If I'm not back until midnight (my time, not the American one(s) - I'll back until then XD)... HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! Thank you for being so awesome and welcoming and lovely and just everything! :)

Aww, come on Frau Jozeia? Bitte? Hm?...it`s for science! ...no pressure though... XD

this thread 😂 i could answer those great questions but idk i do to many things and its embarrassing 🙈

CherryBean

Morning 😊. Just woke up, it's a little after 0700 here. Have some errands to run, then I am going to catch up on Patreon and all your questions. See you later Frau Claudia! 💋

Hi Trina, ja time differences are a pain in the arse. I think though we all operate a little after Gael Standart Time? ...pálinka? You drank it solely as a medicine, didn`t you? :)

Morning Claudia... sorry. Too much pálinka for me, haven't been around much... I'm just getting ready for work ... Also had a thought. Is it a little trippy to anyone else trying to figure out timezones? I was thinking about the Sirens, did some googling, and realized that even though it is morning on 12/31 for me, In Australia (don't we have at least one Aussie?) They are already ringing in the new year... haha makes me feel like I'm late to the party!

Trina

Thanks Tati! Oh the new mic is coming... Things are gonna get bumpy

Hallooo...Lurkers? Someone around? You know when it`s sooo silent I always assume you`re raising hell on Twitter, scaring poor, reconvalescent Gael! Haha...

Danke for your answers and your trust, my dear Frau Susie! :)

Your questions Claudia! I can honestly say that I have never spoken to ANYONE about any of this before.... so, here goes! When? When I am alone and I feel the need. More often since my discovery of erotic audio! Where? Usually naked and in bed How? I’ve never used a dildo or a vibe so fingers are the way for me and it is usually fairly efficient and quick.... even alone, I feel a little self-conscious about it all (I am finding writing this quite difficult and hugely embarassing!) I use 2 fingers on my kitzler and only use them to penetrate as I cum. Asthetics? I’ve shaved in the past but the itchiness and stubble when it grows back is just too much of a bother for me so I have a natural look and it’s trimmed when I remember/can be bothered! If my husband had a preference I would probably take that into account – but at the moment (and for the last few years) this hasn’t been an issue! What am I wearing? Right now I am still in my PJs and a big blanket/scarf that I got for Christmas! I AM comfortable but generally I do not FEEL comfortable. Like a lot of women, I am self-conscious and feel unattractive but I am trying to be more positive about things generally.

You forgot to add bless your heart! 😂"Oh my dear, sweet Patreon...bless your heart, you look so lonely & unvisited." Did I do it right? 🙊🤓

Trish

Oh my dear, sweet Patreon...you look so lonely & unvisited. Maybe if you fix the DAMN app, we would flock back. Cooperate with me please, app 🙏 Thanks 😘

You're awesome, Gael! I hope you start to feel better soon 😀👌🏾I also hope 2017 brings naughtier and naughtier audios 😏

Oh, what the heck, why not? At least no one can accuse me of impeding scientific progress. Where is your favourite location? - Bedroom Do you undress? ...do you just slip your hand in your Höschen - panties for a quickie? - Undress. Makes it much easier to move around. Do you usually use your fingers, a vibe, a dildo, (a little aural assistance)? - I'm a fingers n' vibe sort of lady. God bless the inventor of the beloved Hitachi magic wand. Do you normally streicheln - stroke your whole body, liebkosen - caress your soft skin, pinch your nipples? - Ja, streicheln und liebkosen. Do you writhe and moan or just finish off efficient and quick? - Depends on the mood I'm in and how much free time I have. There's a time and place for both! When you rub your Kitzler - clit, do you use one finger, two? ...which ones? ...do you like to finger-fuck your pussy? ...to lick your sweet juices off? ...and how do you taste? - I'll pass on answering this one, but I just wanted to point out what a cute name "Kitzler" is for clit. Where is your clit the most sensitive? the tip? the sides? left or right? ...do you have a special "move" you use? - I don't know if I could pinpoint an exact location. But I do have a genital piercing that allows me to get a little creative during fun time (might as well end 2016 with some vague TMI!) And do you masturbate often? - How stressed out am I with work and life in general? If I'm insanely stressed, then I might go at it like a lone bonobo in heat. If things are otherwise going okay, then maybe once or twice a week? Sometimes more, sometimes less depending on if I'm in the mood? Ja, perhaps at last... do you like the look of your pussy? ...and do you have a special pet name for it? ...do you shave/wax? - My pet name for it is the Great Pit of Carkoon. (Just kidding, I promise, but Brownie points to anyone who gets the reference!) - Everyone's junk looks different, so I never really disliked how mine looks - with whom would I compare it to anyway? - My one and only attempt at waxing ended in a "AHH, KELLY CLARKSON!" moment a la "The 40 Year Old Virgin", so that's been a giant nope ever since.

Guten Morgen sexy Sirens and sexy Herr Gael! A wonderful last 2016 Samstag - Saturday to y`all! So, to finish the year off in a true sultry Sireny way a few sexy question... if you like? Let`s talk about the art of masturbation... and of course it`s in the name of "Sirenity - Science" XP When you make sweet love to yourself... how do you do it exactely? ...where is your favourite location? ... do you undress? ...do you just slip your hand in your Höschen - panties for a quickie? ...do you usually use your fingers, a vibe, a dildo, (a little aural assistance)? ...do you normally streicheln - stroke your whole body, liebkosen - caress your soft skin, pinch your nipples? ...do you writhe and moan or just finish off efficient and quick? ...when you rub your Kitzler - clit, do you use one finger, two? ...which ones? ...do you like to finger-fuck your pussy? ...to lick your sweet juices off? ...and how do you taste? ...where is your clit the most sensitive? the tip? the sides? left or right? ...do you have a special "move" you use? ...and do you masturbate often? ...phew, have I covered everything important? :) Ja, perhaps at last... do you like the look of your pussy? ...and do you have a special pet name for it? ...do you shave/wax? Feel free to answer as detailed as you`re comfortable with... though I know you`re candid, sexy Siren`s! ...did I mention it`s for science? Haha... (I´ll give my answers later, `cause I don`t wanna influence the data! XD) And a random extra question... hm... what are you wearing right now? Are you happy with your look today? Danke for your answers! :)

Glad you're starting to feel better, love! Hope you get to enjoy at least a little bit of your vacation time in good health, and may 2017 be full of health & happiness for you. *muahs*

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

I see what you did there, Alice... and I approve! X-D

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Don't be sorry, Gael! I'm just glad you're feeling better :) I'm sorry you, and anyone else here, even got sick to begin with.

Glad to hear you are feeling better !! It is leaving you and I just came down with it 😏. Drinking plenty of tea ☕️

Wow with some of these comments...

Catherine

Business? What's up with this business crap you're pushin on us?? What you do's got nuthin to do with business...it's all pure pleasure, from all ends concerned! Business indeed...harumph! 💖

Im glad youre better Gael!Cant wait for the new audios.Muah!

So glad to hear you're on the mend! In no time you'll be back to growling like the big cat you are. ;-)

Nice to hear you're feeling a little more spunky. 😏

Woo-Hoo! xx

Conversely, if he has audios saved up and something should happen (which I hope it doesnt! *crosses self, spits, knocks on wood, throws salt over left shoulder*) then whose going to release them for us? Bobby? His mom?

Trina

Ähhmm...Herr Gael, don`t you have premade audios ready in case of emergency? ...you know some girls might develop life-threatening withdrawal syndrome?! ...just saying. XPP

Wait, didn't Sheldon still get sick after doing all that?😂

Well done Frau Secretary! :)

Just get better Gael! No need to apologize. This nasty cold seems to be making its rounds around the entire world. We'll be waiting when you are ready to return.😘🤗

I told you pálinka will work its magic XD

The magic happens on the 48 time

Yay! Doin the happy dance for ya! Glad to see the lion is feeling better and ready ROAR! 😘

Trish

Next time, make like Sheldon if anyone gets coughing in your face. :p <a href="http://bethaneywallace.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dr-sheldon-cooper-spraying-lysol-to-kill-germs.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://bethaneywallace.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dr-sheldon-cooper-spraying-lysol-to-kill-germs.jpg</a>

I'm sorry you ended up feeling so ill! Definitely take care of yourself (and that voice, hehe), that comes first! We will all be patiently waiting. ☺️

Der König der Löwen? You sure you are better? You don`t hallucinate to be a giant fuzzy cat, do you? Hm? XP

I can't do steroids coz they'll shrink my liathroidi!

I am glad you're starting to feel better Gael, and as others have said, you don't need to apologize....we know how hard you were trying to avoid getting sick! You definitely didn't go out and try to catch something. 😉 I know audios will come when they come (er..) and in the meantime there is no shortage of old audios to listen to for the 47th time!

Hakuna Matata, Lion King ! Aw, don't apologize for being sick! It sucks to be sick on vacay time. Hope you are feeling a bit better 😊 Muahs (or rawwwrs). 🦁 😝❤️

You don't have to apologize, just want u to feel better....😊

Hopefully from tomorrow on....

Gasp! How dare you get sick? Just don't let that happen next time.

Yay! Please get better soon love ❤️❤️

Glad you're on the mend! Your sickly rawrs on the last audio broke my heart.

Kathy M

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Poor baby. Is it bronchial? I have had to do a steroid pack twice this year. It's the only thing that made the cough go away. 😚 Muahs to you!

Catherine

Well it's about damn time you apologize for getting sick and leaving us hanging! 🙃 Srsly, I'd rather you go silent for a month and make sure you're good and healthy than have you pushing to get 'back to us' too quickly. You NEVER have to apologize for taking care of yourself, doll. And you know we're gonna be here waitin' for ya. Though, really looking forward to hearing a new ramble! And so glad you are 'better'. Hopefully you aren't coughing like that anymore. My throat and chest hurt just hearing it!

Kelly S

So glad you are feeling better! Your signoff now has my neighbors thinking I'm a 10 y.o. with an affinity for Disney... <a href="https://youtu.be/GibiNy4d4gc." rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/GibiNy4d4gc.</a> On Spotify ;)

lol dont apologize silly, take your time. glad to hear you're feeling a bit better! 💜

CherryBean

Now when you say "very soon"- does that mean fun times are imminent? Post haste? Or relax, turn notifications off, won't be till next year! ;)

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Can't wait!! Feel better soon!

Yay!! ❤