Let's do an erotic ramble!

💖Just listened to Gael's answer for this in Erotic Ramble part 2 Feb 5th and O.M.G.!!! You get "Best scenario" of the Ramble" award! 😆😆

You have impressively long orgasms ... please could you describe what you experience when you cum? How you feel... the physical sensations... 😋 AND right handed or left handed... or both! xx

Does anyone ask about his nipples?I think not.Gael tell us about your nipples.Are they sensitive?Do you feel anything there if your partner licks them or is just a dead spot?

Its something we all wonder but maybe its gonna ruin the magic/mystery if he answers? :P

Here's one for all the ladies 😉. We know the ass slapping sound is your ass. What is the dick slapping sound? Is it cock on hand, cock on stomach, or something else? Inquiring (horny) minds want to know....🍆😘

How long has it been since your last serious relationship? Do you find periods of singleness to be empowering, or do you prefer being in a relationship? How does your need for sex/intimacy play into all of this?

Your words are delicious; so are these -- the perfect e.e. cummings for your erotica, imo: Lady, i will touch you with my mind. Touch you and touch and touch until you give me suddenly a smile, shyly obscene (lady i will touch you with my mind.) Touch you, that is all, lightly and you utterly will become with infinite ease the poem which i do not write.

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Reposting. In case it got lost in the above threads. How about some alpha Gael telling me how much you want to fuck me ,what I should do to you and growling my name (pronounced like gene). Thanks sir

I betcha the only hair Gael has on his body are eyebrows, lashes, and maybe a smattering of arm and leg hair, though still trimmed up.

What do you find sexier...your sexy girl's hair up or hair down?

Trish

9.25 inch package hahaha :P

Let's bring back the BANTER! Gael, do you like yoga pants? Do they turn you on? Do you wear cycling shorts/pants? You know those things that scream "LOOK AT MY BIG PACKAGE" XD :-PPP 🍆🍆🍆

I know who you mean, Vacker. I wanted to mention that he had some kind words for me in a PA that were so sweet that they made me cry. They were not part of my request for the audio, so I can only assume they were genuine. I believe he will do an appropriately naughty but nice collaboration, should that occur.

I know you receive them, but have you ever sent anyone a naked picture of yourself? Do any of the ones you get turn you on, or do you just laugh and delete?

A question: Are you a ginger? And what's up with that knit hat? Will we get to see your sexy mane?

Hello, Sexy Gael.. Please tell me you have missed me and exactly how you plan to welcome me home.

I love you too Vacker!!! Great question!

You have mentioned that you may do collaborations with other male erotic artists in the future (one in particular). What do you envision the scenario would be (I assume MMF). If it is MMF, how will you ensure a respectful tone is maintained? Your audios are so different from other male artists, both in content and tone.

I love you all, but let's get back to the sexy ramble! ;) Gael - has your attitude toward casual sex changed as you have gotten older? Was it ever something you were into ?

Sorry Gael.

I respect each and every one of you and bear no ill feelings towards anyone here or anywhere else where we interact. Having said that, I cannot stand to see people being picked on or singled out. If Gael didn't feel the need to define rules for what gets posted where then I don't think anyone else should either unless he empowered them to do so. If he has, he should make that known to everyone. I also assume he hasn't done so because he expects everyone to behave as adults not like some pack of high school mean girls. If you are new, you have no idea what the rules are and she is right, everyone talks about stuff unrelated to Gaels original post. There is no way to tell. Just because you have been around longer and give yourself made up titles doesn't mean you matter more than anyone else here. In fact, you should be making more of an effort to engage with newer people to ensure they feel just as welcome and comfortable as Gael did back when he first started this because he is all about being inclusive and encouraging people to explore new ideas about these things and providing a positive and safe environment for EVERYONE. I personally don't feel anything should be in here unless it is directly related to what he posted. He has enough noise to sift through as it is. I assume he wants to get honest feedback about whatever he posted and limiting the comments to the subject at hand for everyone would do that. It would also allow him to interact better with everyone and make it easier for newer or less bold members to engage in the conversations. If he wants to get more insight or ideas on other things or to join in, he is a smart guy and can figure out how to find the community page if he feels the need. I've given my opinion so as far as I am concerned, any cattiness, hurt feelings, or anything else ends here and will not affect how I interact with you anywhere else in the future. Any unpleasantries you chose to pursue after this will be on you. Please do not hold what I said affect Gael negatively either. These are my opinions. We are all here to support him and help one another.

How about some alpha Gael telling me how much you want to fuck me ,what I should do and growling my name (pronounced like gene). Thanks sir

Complete aside here, but have you ever dabbled in forensic anthropology? That sounds like it would be a fascinating thing to study.

EDIT: Okay, I moved my <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/7857934">meddlesome science-y nonsense</a> to the Community section as suggested (although sadly the formatting was lost because Patreon's an ass). I'm sorry if I stepped out of line by going off-topic in this thread. However, there aren't any guidelines on what material should be posted where, so it'd be handy to have some guidance on a few things for future reference: 1) Are comments on dedicated Ramble posts like these supposed to consist only of questions you want to ask/things you want to hear in a ramble audio? (E.g., should we be answering Claudia's questions elsewhere?) 2) Are comments on other posts Gael makes on the main page (like when he posts new audios, or drops in to say hello) supposed to only be related to the content of the post? (E.g., should we only be leaving comments with feedback on audios or greetings for Gael there? It is okay for Claudia to post her questions there, and for us to post our answers to our questions there?) 3) Basically, should anything not related to Gael be posted only in Community section? <br><br>I'm leaving the cat picture here in case Gael wants to add more pick-up lines to his mental cache. :P <img height="150" src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/4d/33/fd/4d33fd954cb2315b89754a29da3492ec.jpg">

He's gonna rescue you first XD

Wait...what?? Did I read fireman audio somewhere?? XD ...I really hope he won`t be like the firemen here, who always bother me with Feuerschutzbestimmungen - fire regulations!!! XDD

Done!....thanks for your effort, Miss Secretary!

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Helloo Gael ☺

Happy almost-Sunday! These answers are brought to you by the letter "I" (for my neverending in-f*cking-somnia!) <b>Audio books</b>: I don't actually listen to audio books because the temptation would be too great to multitask while I played them, and I'd probably end up missing huge parts of the plot. But as far as book recommendations go, <i>And Then There Were None</i> by Agatha Christie is a spectacular read! I also recommend Bram Stoker's <i>Dracula</i>, even though the first third of it is admittedly pretty dry. <b>Chewing gum</b>: I do like chewing gum, especially to cleanse my palate after drinking coffee or eating something with onions. Excel is my favourite brand because they have a lot of variations on mint that I like (e.g., spearmint, sweet mint, citrus mint, Winterfresh, and so on). <b>Sayings</b>: I like a lot of sayings because they can make language more colourful and fun. They also can be handy learning tools. If you can remember <i>hot as a hare, blind as a bat, red as a beet, dry as a bone,</i> and <i>mad as a hatter</i>, then BAM! you can recognize the signs of an anticholinergic overdose! <b>Location, location, location</b>: Man, I adore multiple settings in nature. I love sitting by waterfronts and I can spend ages staring out into the water, especially when you can feel the warm breeze from the oceanside across your face. I also love walking through the woods because it's such a place of peace and solitude, and you can actually hear yourself think when you're away from the hustle and bustle of the city. The mountains are wonderful as well, with the majestic views they provide, and the crisp, clean air that your lungs never tire of breathing in. I hope to one day find myself in a place where I can easily access all three settings. <b>Storytime</b>: "<u>Unbelievable</u>! He is fucking unbelievable!" I swore under my breath. I glared at the pair of lacy <u>teal</u> panties shoved at the bottom of my soon-to-be ex's underwear drawer. I'd had my suspicions that he'd been cheating on me for quite some time, but I hadn't found proof until earlier this morning. <u>A strange hair</u> on his pillow case. A long blonde one, in sharp contrast to my shorter black tresses. I knew that if he was dumb enough to cheat, then he was stupid enough to get caught, and that I could probably find more traces of his side chick around the house. I initially wasn't going to bother looking through his underwear drawer. I mean, only people on TV hide damning evidence of their misdeeds in there, right? But then I remembered how often my worse half didn't seem to have two brain cells to rub together, and I realized he'd take the most cliché, obvious route to cover his tracks. A loud <i>bzzt!</i> sound suddenly jolted me back to reality. I looked down and saw his cell <u>phone</u> vibrating on the dresser, indicating a new text message. No longer caring about what he would think of me looking at his texts, I picked up the phone and opened his inbox. <i>Lookin' forward to see u tonite babe!! Goin' to the mall later 2day - need to buying some new shoes and shit ?? xoxoxo (p.s. i think i left my panties at ur house LOL oopss ?)</i> "Are you kidding me?! She can't even conjugate verbs properly!" I muttered. Just as I was about to text back a strongly worded and grammatically correct reply, I heard the hinges on the bedroom door <u>squeak</u> as it opened. I whirled around and found myself face to face with who I was officially dubbing Douchewaffle of the Year, wearing nothing but a towel around his waist. "Fresh out of the shower!" he called out, his still-wet hair <u>dripping</u> onto the carpet. "I thought that maybe today we could- hey, what's wrong, <u>Peanut</u>? You look pissed off." "You cheating bastard!" I snapped at him, storming out of the bedroom and down the stairs. "We're through. I'll send for my things because I'm not staying with you in this house for another minute." "No, babe, wait! It's not what you think, I swear!" he yelled, running down the stairs after me. "Can't we just sit down and talk about this?" "Nope! I've wasted enough time on you already," I replied, hurriedly throwing some of my clothes and toiletries into my overnight bag. "You can't be serious about leaving," Douchewaffle scoffed. "Where the hell are you going to stay?" "I'm going to crash at my friend's place until this is all sorted out. Now if you'll excuse me," I said, opening the front door, "I need to get going. My ride's already here." A strong gust of wind blew through the doorway, and the towel that was loosely wrapped around his waist fell to the floor. A moment later I smiled as I heard a familiar chuckle. "Oh, ya poor bastard! I don't know who to feel more sorry for - you for having such a miniature willy, or her for having to put up with it for so long." Douchewaffle quickly snatched up the towel from the floor and tied it around his waist. "Oh yeah?" he sneered. "And just who the fuck are you?" "The name's Gael, and this lovely lady is going to be staying with me now. You ready to go, love?" "Ready as I'll ever be!" I announced, joining Gael on the front step. "Oh, and by the way, Numbnuts, Gael's house isn't a total shithole like yours. In fact, I heard he recently got one of those fancy glass tables. Isn't that right?" "It is! And I've been wanting to show it to you for a long time," he replied coyly. "I can't wait," I said, grinning at Gael while simultaneously flipping off Douchewaffle. The two of us started towards his car, and as we drove out of the city, I idly wondered why he was so eager to show me his table...

Guten Morgen meine Lieben - my dears! A wonderful Sonntag - Sunday to y`all? Special plans for Sunday? Ja? Nein?... Guess what?! I have some Fragen - questions for you... :) Do you listen to audio books?? ...any recommendations? Do you like Kaugummi - chewing gum? ...which brand? Are you fond of Sprichwörter - sayings? ...e.g. "Sich freuen wie ein Schnitzel - to be happy as a lark" XP Do you like the seaside? ...woods? ...cities? ...strange planets? :) And something for your creative minds... if you`re in the mood? Write me a little story including these words... phone... teal... squeak... peanut... unbelievable... a strange hair... dripping. :) As always, thanks for your answers... see ya! XDD

sexy personal trainer would be one

Tinfoil!? ????

Well... Gael... my dearest! I have one final request... I assume you still haven`t told us the exact colour of your cum?! Hm? ...how about... you`d give us a close listen?? You know, cum on some tinfoil... so we may hear it?? ...vielen Dank in Vorraus! PS: It`s not for science! Just for my curiosity!! Bahaha....

I think you're right......we really are waiting for what we know is coming <em>-cough-</em>. Myself, I'm hesitant to comment too much lest it distract him from the task at hand!! ??? Now that I'm thinking of it, this waiting is quite tantalizing......imagine being able to delay—just for a little bit—erotic gratification for 147 Sirens all at once??? ??

Nah, we are just revisiting Literotica while we wait! ?? Finding some new(old) gems!

Trish

Congratulations Herr Gael!!! ...you did it!! No new requests in this thread for 24 hours... merely 500 measly comments since Thursday! ...you managed to choke 147 Sirens at once!!... XP

Ohhhh.... spoooky quiet today! ...did Gael`s "Erotic Ramble Request" wear you out???...Hm?...XP

Hi Claudia, good late Friday evening.. Hats, not even in the winter. I have a hot head ?. Poetry, addicted to Hafiz and Rumi, especially Hafiz. I could recite enough to make you run screaming from the room. My sofa desperately needs to be replaced! I never bring men here (need to leave when I want to). So my sofa has seen a mundane life. The circus? I can't go, I want to set all the animals free. So if I ran away to the circus, that would be m mission, to cause chaos by setting the animals loose! Oh, last one, clean house? Used to be before I started working at home. Now it's a lot of clutter. Working hard to afford a maid. Some day!

Happy Saturday (in T-minus 2 hours for me)! <b>Hats</b>: I love hats! I usually wear Puma baseballs caps during the summer for sun protection (melanoma is the enemy), and cute animal toques during our bitterly cold winters. I'll don a bucket hat during Spring, and break out my fedora and newsboy caps in the Fall season. Hats are a really versatile and fun accessory, and they're great for masking bad hair days, which is basically every second day for me. Plus men in top hats make me swoon. <b>Reciting poems</b>: I've never actually tried, so I'm not sure if I could or not. I'm not too big of a poetry fan, except for some of John Keats' work (e.g., "La Belle Dame sans Merci" and "The Eve of St. Agnes"). <b>Couch</b>: My apartment is sparsely furnished for a number of reasons, so my couch is just a sofa bed that I slept on during the 2.5 years of my life when I was most broke. It didn't see much in the way of sexy action, but I spent several hours sitting on my ass and making chainmaille jewelry on it. <b>Neat freak</b>: I don't like living in filth, but I'm probably not as much of a neat freak as I should be. My favourite cleaning product is Lysol's line of disinfectant wipes, because I like to sanitize the hell out of my sinks, tub, toilet, and kitchen and bathroom counters. <b>Circus</b>: I love the circus, and my parents took me to see it every year when I was a child. My favourite acts were always the acrobats and trapeze artists because they test the limits of the human body and make really impressive feats look incredibly easy. I also like when they shoot a circus performer out of a cannon, because who <i>doesn't</i> like seeing someone shot out of a freaking cannon? I do feel bad for the trained elephants and lions, though. It's good that they're protected from poachers by the mere act of being in the circus, but I suspect they'd probably be much happier in a protected wildlife reserve where they can safely roam around. I'm okay with circus clowns, as long as they don't look like Pennywise or John Wayne Gacy Jr., since that's the stuff nightmares are made of. If I ran off and joined the circus, I'd probably work as part of the First Aid team ? I don't think I'd have the bravado to be the ringmaster, I'd be too scared to be a lion or elephant tamer, I've no interest in being a clown, and I don't feel like falling and breaking my neck as a trapeze artist. I would, however, be totally fine with spinning cotton candy and making snow cones and candy apples.

Guten Morgen, Mädls! Hope everyone has a luscious Samstag - Saturday!? Are you somewhat good? ...are you looking forward to this ramble? A few mixed questions to shorten the time... if you like? Ja?... Do you like to wear Hüte - hats? Can you recite a Gedicht - poem? Describe your couch ...and tell me of the most unusual deed you performed on, behind or with it? :) Are you a Putzteufel - neat freak? ...if yes, what`s your favourite cleaning agent? Your thaughts about circus... especially circus clowns? If you would run off with a circus... what would be your new job there? That`s it...danke for your cooperation, my dear Sirens! XD

That damn glass table tho.....?

Herr Gael a question... about your glass table. Did you buy it? ...and how much did you pay?...do you really like it?...

Shall we try to reach the 500, Agent A? Hm?

If you get to this point - congrats, you've survived almost another 500 comments. ?❤️

Do you ever regret "opening the floor" to questions? ?

Love this movie ? x

I doubt this will be on the first ramble... but lol , what is the sexiest thing a woman has ever done that made you want to fuck her right then and there, even in public? ?

Carolina

Carolina

Faery

Trina

Trish

Trina

Catherine

Gri (Sassy_One)

This isn't a question or request, but rather me offering my pre-emptive condolences that your post generated over 400 glorious comments in under 5 hours that you now to get to read through! Remember to take breaks to stretch your legs, use some artificial tears to avoid eye strain from looking at a computer screen for prolonged periods, and drink coffee. Like, lots and lots of coffee. ☕️ EDIT: Okay, I changed my mind and now have a request. But rather than for science, it's in the name of linguistics. Can you say the words <i>Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungverordruing</i> and <i>megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért</i>. I don't care what context you use them in, just read them in your best sexy voice or something.

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Sweetz (GFPR)

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Kathy M

Kathy M

We are having a Siren fun run. We are ahead of everyone else. I slap you on the ass and run ahead. You catch me. Standing behind me on the trail. You slide one hand down the front of my leggings and one hand under my sports bra. While rubbing my pussy and squeezing and playing with my nipple you tell me I have 90 seconds to cum before everyone else gets over the hill. Can u do it? Would you count me down? Whisper filthy things in my ear?

Catherine

Kathy M

Kathy M

"Don't be shy," he says... ? lol Okay first, I became a patron after the last sexy ramble so....can I please have an extra sexy/steamy/hot shoutout (whatever you want to do to me!!) to make up for that ramble <em>and</em> this ramble? ? Aaand there's the blush right on cue... I also have questions! <ol><li>You have said that you've learned so much about the female mind over the years you've been creating audios.....what 2 or 3 "essentials" would you share if a guy asked you for insights? (Asking this because you definitely know what you're doing!!!! and I often don't understand my own mind....lol)</li><li>What kind of bed do you have.....and why doesn't it ever creak?? It's not like you're not enthusiastic in your audios!</li><li>Your lover is going down on you ??....what's 1 or 2 things she could do that would make you lose your mind? (hey look! shyness wearing off!!! blush still very present.)</li></ol>

Gri (Sassy_One)

Trina

Kathy M

Kathy M

Trina

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Trina

Kelly S

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Kathy M

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Miranda

Kathy M

Miranda

Trish

Miranda

Kathy M

How do you feel about period sex?

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Trish

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Trish

Miranda

Kathy M

Thank you Alice for reading my mind. I always wanted to ask but was too shy ? ? After my surgery my hormones were a mess and it's been a year now since I started to produce a bit of of milk. I had no relationship since and never talked about it to any man around me, and I don't know how to feel about it and how a man would react to it. ? ?

Trish

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Meghan McDonald

Miranda

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)