Ramble and updates!

Welcome Dacie!

So I just became a patron and it is refreshing to hear your voice in a ramble...you are incredibly talented and funny.By the way, I grew up in the Caribbean and your accent sounds similar to the Bajan(Barbados) accent. Still sexy as hell😊😘😍

I know I'm super late to the party, but fanfics!! 😍 Yes!!

Laura

Go to his creator page and click on "Overview." There is a button to message him.

How can we private message our fantasies to Gael? I'm blushing too much to post them all here hehe. When I listened to one of your audios where you met up with a lady that you Skyped with (probably a fantasy of all of ours) I was thinking an "Eyes Wide Shut" encounter would be sexy. We meet with masks on while our identities still remain a secret. Once I get more comfortable posting here I can be more graphic. 😜

I love these rambles, it was a lovely surprise on a Sunday morning! I guess I'm one of the few here who experiences typical ASMR auditory (and visual) triggers. Fabric sounds, stubble, skin on skin, whispers, are all triggers for me. I really enjoyed the audio. It was a little confusing at the start, like maybe you couldn’t decide what you wanted it to be or just weren’t that into it.. All the fabric sounds sort of ran together. Then my mind started wandering to how I’ve undressed a man to try to figure it out, which made me distracted. But then I heard the stubble and was back on track : ) I really love it when you blow into the mic. Like, really really love it! And then came the tie, my personal favorite, (Ok, well to be honest the belt is my favorite but the tie is a close second.) You’re such the gentleman, always courteous and liberal with the pleases and thank yous. It’s nice. One request, maybe slow down the pace when you run your hands across your skin. I always feel like you're in a hurry, or have an itch. XD. Fanfic, input into projects, yes please! It would be awesome if we could collaborate with you and each other! There are some crazy creative ladies on here and it is exciting just thinking about what they would come up with! BTW, I did notice lurker vampire and had my own theory on it. I didn’t find it creepy at all though. But I’m not going to go into it here, I’ve already written a novella XD! 💕💋

He would still be sexy as fuck if he suddenly turned mute and had to start using sign language...XDDDD

Sir Gael..please sir, make a note to self....nasally or not, the sexiness is STILL there XD

I'd love to be included in the project :) :)

...and now?

Well...

I think Option 1) would be easiest. As fun as it can be to draft a story where one person writes a paragraph, then the next person writes one, and so on, it might be difficult to follow one cohesive concept and runs the risk of spinning off in different directions. If everyone contributes their ideas and thoughts up front, then someone (like Gael or group consensus or whatnot) can pick the ideas that will form the basic skeleton of the story. Then, anyone who wants to take part in the actual writing process can start fleshing out the story, as not everyone may have the time or inclination to write.

I think doing a group project is a great idea! Especially with this group of highly imaginative ,funny people! Speaking of internet jerks, Its unbelievable how people can be so vicious and vile to complete strangers. I see it everyday!Just keep blocking them and don't let those scum sucking cowards get you down! :D

Hi Elaina!

Hello Elaina!

Welcome Elaina! 😊

I wasn't really sure how to break into the whole 'leaving comments' things, but I figured since it got brought up in the video, fair enough? HI I'M NEW HI!

codenamecynic

So I've listened to this while I was half asleep, so I can only comment now - I love rambles, so yaaay! Thank you, it was really fun! :) About the group project - I'm not sure if I'd participate, simply because I'm really bad with group projects (I'm used to working on my own), but I do think it's a fun idea and I can see 2 ways how the brainstorming/writing could work: 0) Gael should just post a thread either with a base plot/an idea/or just with a "LET'S DO THIS, GO FOR IT!" (etc. - I could go on and on... *hi I was a writer*) 1) It can work as an idea thread and we/you can all just throw in ideas randomly and he/we can pick up the stuff we like and work from that. 2) Or it can work as an idea thread, but! Everyone is welcomed to come up with their idea/continue the given plot, and using replies people can join said ideas and they can build up together the story - this way there is a chance that we can end up with several well scripted ideas and Gael can choose the ones he really likes and make more audios. (With this the only thing we have to worry about is someone not using the reply button, but they can always just start the reply with "Addig to XY's comment thread...") Just an idea! :) Have a lovely day!

Good morning 😄 I haven't gone to bed yet 😴

Kathy M

*yawns* Good morn like

As one of my friends likes to say, "Nothing starts a great conversation like 'Well, I really must be going...'", lol!

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

What is a sentence you never wanna hear during sex? What did you say your name is? What is a sentence you can't hear often enough during sex? Are you ready to do this again? Where is your favourite location to schnaksln - shag? In the shower ...and your least favourite? on the beach (that darn sand gets everywhere!!) Which body part is really sexy, but often neglected? butt cheeks What kind of food is really erotic in your opinion? banana pudding ...what is rather unattractive? cottage cheese And of course, your all time favourite position? doggy style ..and a position that always turns out bad? none of them lol

Guten Abend, Frau Claudia! I don't celebrate Shrove Monday (not Catholic), but I'll be talking about Mardi Gras / Carnival with some of my classes on Tuesday. Laissez les bons temps rouler! A sentence I *never* want to hear during sex: anything involving bugs, blood-letting*, or bodily waste. *as in cutting/puncturing, not vampires; though that'd worry me for my partner's mental health unless it were during role-play or a fiction audio. A sentence I can't hear often enough during sex: any variation on "You feel so good" or "I love this"; enjoyment, desire, intimacy, love -- expressing any of those is like crack for my heart & hormones when I'm in bed with someone. I guess I'm just a giant sap, when all's said & done. Favorite locations to shag: bed, bent over a desk/table, couch, backyard if there's a decent fence, in/on a sleeping bag under the stars, by a fireplace or campfire, shower, up against a wall, backseat of a car while a co-conspirator drives (that one was physically awkward but delightfully naughty)... Least favorite place to shag: front seat of a car (not enough room to do anything without knocking an elbow or knee into some part of the car or other) Often-neglected sexy body parts: between the fingers, or the inside of the elbow. Not so much for looks (they're fine, but seeing them doesn't make me drool or anything) -- but they're *SO* sensitive! Seriously, I get completely blissed out & turned on when someone gently strokes either of those spots. Like, my back arches a little just thinking about it. Mmm... A really erotic food: any ripe, luscious fruit. Most finger foods. I won an erotic banana-eating contest once, at a somewhat racy party at a convention. (One of the other contestants was a younger, slimmer, lovely exotic dancer, but I kept eye contact with the judges the. whole. time.) And I once engaged in a just-for-laughs contest with a dinner date to see which of us could eat spaghetti in the sexiest way. An unattractive food: split pea soup. Nope. Favorite position: depends on my mood. Doggie style for depth of penetration & clit access; cowgirl, sitting, or missionary for eye contact & general closeness, others depending on how my partner(s) & I are feeling... A position that always turns out badly: haven't found one yet, though I find 69 oddly frustrating. I can't move enough to pleasure him/her properly, nor respond as much as I normally would to what he/she is doing to me. And the angle often turns out awkward, especially with a guy, because I'm so short (~5'2") Bonus answer, to avoid ending on a "meh" note: a location & position I've always fantasized about but never done, and wouldn't in real life, but like to dream about: standing up, w/my partner behind me, in a dark back corner of a dance club, having worked our way there from the more crowded part of the dance floor because the energy that built up while we danced together left us unable to wait even to get out the door. It could only work if the girl is wearing a long skirt, preferably a flowy broomstick-style skirt so that there's enough fabric to still hang down the sides of her legs w/the back hiked up -- otherwise there'd be no hiding what was going on. It's an extension on a hands-only experience I actually had with a then-boyfriend (while his other girlfriend played lookout / ran interference for us until it was time to muffle my screams with her cleavage). Now isn't that a sexier image to leave things on?

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Gute Morgen, inhabitants of Gaelandia! Hope everyone has a pleasant Montag - Monday!? Oh and it´s Rosenmontag - Shrove Monday... do you celebrate it? :) Sooo, did someone (maybe someone with an Irish accent? Hm?) say he likes sexy questions?? Ja?... Ausgezeichnet - excellent! Here we go... What is a sentence you never wanna hear during sex? What is a sentence you can´t hear often enough during sex? Where is your favourite location to schnaksln - shag? ...and your least favourite? Which bodypart is really sexy, but often neglected? What kind of food is really erotic in your oppinion? ...what is rather unattractive? And of course, your all time favourite position? ...and a position that always turns out bad? Danke für eure Antworten - thanks for your answer, my dears! ...bis dann - see ya... XD

Lovely ramble, thank you. Always nice catching up! Group project sounds fun! I'm in - please! Not sure about the logistics of it but I'm sure it can be done somehow! 😁 I also just wanted to say that the Bloodlust audio is extraordinarily good (not that everything else isn't!!) You just got everything right... words, music, effects, that voice. Oh My God, I just can't keep away from it! If you get a million hits on it, most of them will actually be me and that's just in a week!! 😝👏👏👏💕💕💜

I'm all in for the group audio idea, btw. Sounds like fun!

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

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Thanks for the ramble. Truly came at a time I needed a bit of lightheartedness. Even in your loss you remain positive and that inspires me to do the same. At the risk of sounding mushy I really appreciate what you do from the erotica to the stories and jokes and rambles. You're a ray of sunshine and I'm so glad to be here with you and all these wonderful women. Just love all y'all 💕💗💕💗💕

Kathy M

"For the fifty-fucking-second time..." hahaha. I was grinning like a loon every time you <em>alllllmost</em> managed to sign off and then launched into another train of thought. I know the feeling well!!!

I always enjoy these rambles it partly feels like a conversation with friend.....a friend that just happens to make us squirm a lot😂!!! BTW....A group project sounds pretty damn good to me💛!!!!

My favourite kind of ramble - rambly ramble! ❤ I think it's beautiful that Gael's takeaway from "Tied to our bed" audio is - different tools for different purposes. 3dio, yeti or just the phone, all r ideal depending on the type of audios. None is the best. Isn't it the same for people? Regardless of individual weaknesses, we all have a purpose 😊 I ❤ his positive &amp; kind soul.

Bahahaha! Sedate Claudia... u need extra dose... she is the Lizard Queen! 😂

Ooo group project! Sounds good to me! But we're going to have to sedate Claudia... she's a little stake-happy... even if it's NOT a vamp audio, she may get the wrong idea... 😂

Trina

😂😂😂

Trina

Vampire ramble is a very good idea 😘

Claudia, glad we made a promise to not go hunting any vampires!

Yay! Ramble Sunday! I love the idea of a group audio. Lot's of sexy minds up in here! BTW...lovin the puns today! 😜

Trish

Whataya laughing at? XD

A new ramble! Yes!! :D I miss hearing these! And the joke with the elderly couple was cute ^_^ Thank you for the update, Gael. Glad to hear you're feeling better :) And I say 'yes' the group collab idea; it sounds like fun! Back at ya with the bear hug!!

LOL

👍 Same Feta, it was great and I knew you would love it! 👯We want the audio back! We want to audio back! We want the audio back! 😝

what Kelly said...and maybe the bed is in front of a mirror?!

Gri (Sassy_One)

Sometimes you speak too fast Sunshine.I cant understand all of what youre saying haha If i understood correctly you suggested a group scenario?Its a nice idea but i dont know how this can work.We are so many! Now that ive mentioned WELCOME NEW SIRENS! Also i wanted to say about the audio you posted and then removed it: OMG it was fantastic!Hot! It is the first audio that really fit to my tastes.I LOVED IT. I listened only once so i didnt notice the things girls pointed.I hope you have a great evening :)

It's so awesome that you have all these wonderful memories and stories about your departed friend. Having that makes her memory live on, like she never left. Its hard when you lose someone so close. Aside from that, its great hearing from you again on Patreon and we've all missed ya! I can't wait to see what the collabs will turn out like, and for the erotic ramble that will let us new bee's get a little more interaction (: I must say, it is very amazing how far your audio work has come! I remember hearing your first audio back in 2013 I believe, and how shy you sounded. That has certainly changed c; anyways thank you for the update (:

Well... all right... I have an idea for the Vampire!! It´s really good... how about a nice big STAKE?? Ja?...Hm??

Gael, seeing this posted made my Sunday! It's nice to hear from you. Not sure when or where you want the ideas posted for the next ramble but I want a shout out with a happy birthday wish. My birthday is coming up on 3/11. You could do it in Gaelic, with a sexy tone, tug my long hair, anything. You were talking about the weather there....in Michigan, we have a saying "Don't like the weather here, wait a minute, it will change". We normally have tons of snow on the ground in Feb. but ours has all been melted to a couple weeks. Yesterday we got a couple inches again. Not enough that I can't keep wearing my flip flops. lol Glad to hear you are feeling better.

Glad to hear that your voice is getting a bit better 😊 This kind of rambles are my favourites rambles,it's lovely to listen to it while getting ready for the next week. 😊 About the mic and 'Moving in' audio: I only listened to it once and was probably a bit distracted because I haven't really noticed anything 😕 and before I could see the comments, it disappeared. Have a lovely evening!

Loved the joke, so 😂. I also love the idea of a group collabo, sounds like it would be fun and it would give us a chance to be creative. 🙂

That feeling when you take a wee break at work, see a patreon notification, can't listen and have another 6 hours til you can...That! 😩

I love the vampire story😍 so dreamy and sexy. Maybe a vampire ramble one day lol.

Love the Sunday rambles ❤ Thanks for the laughs and the update. A group project would be fun, so I'm throwing in my yes vote for that. I also like the idea of you mixing it up with the mics. The 3dio is great for close work and ASMR style stuff, but maybe not the best for other scenarios. Looking forward to hearing the Zoom in action as well! Big hugs and kisses right back at ya gorgeous! xoxo 🤗😘💕💕

Such a beautiful quote and so true. I wish the pain of saying goodbye and learning to live without your loved one human or pet just wasn't so stinkin' painful.

Kathy M

Thank you so much Holly. I'm sitting in the parking lot of the funeral home as we speak trying to collect myself. I'm not one to document my every move on the internet but my nerves are raging today.

Kathy M

Are you more of a Frankenstein kinda girl? 😆

Yay a random ramble, *sigh* I missed these and it sounds like you're feeling better😆 I love that joke about the old couple, so adorable😂. I am definitely in favor of a group audio, I think it would be fun and something unique for an audio artist to do. 😘

The group story idea- I Love this!! It's so much fun. TBH I'm not really into vampires, but I'll play along with whatever. I would love to write something together! ☘️Gael, will you start us off? Set the tone, then we add on?

Hi ladies (and Gael). Seeing as he mentioned new people rather a lot in this little ramble, I thought I'd pretend I'm not shy for a few mins and write something. You all seem incredibly sweet, funny and sassy - I'd like to think I'll fit right in! Anyway, I hope everyone is having a good weekend - stay strong today Kathy, I hope it's a fitting and heartfelt service.

I can't wait to participate in a ramble! So excited!!!!

My favorite quote though I do not recall where I heard it from the first time "No man is mortal, he lives forever in the hearts of those who love him." When my MawMaw died, I wrote the whole family a letter telling them a little of what MawMaw and I used to talk about when it came to each of them and ended it with that quote. Many of them still tell me they think of that quote and use it. (MawMaw and I were insanely close when she passed back in 2000.)

Kelly S

Sweetie you may want to wait another day or two before you listen

Kelly S

I'm such a blubbering idiot, getting ready to leave for my friend's memorial service, I see this notification and get all verklempt because I know this'll be waiting for me to decompress with later. Gael, you're my hee-ro 💕😢

Kathy M

Hello rambles my old friend.....la la lala la la

Quick idea for using the new mic, in response to some of what you've said. Directive audio. You talking directly to the listener, telling her what you want her to do, playing with herself. Maybe you sitting on the bed, her leaning back against you so you're talking into her ear from right behind her... Just some thoughts. 😉

Kelly S

Sunday Ramble, yay!

Gotta get these mother fucking vampires out of the mother fucking pop culture! Dammit! ;)

Kelly S

Rambles, my old friend

Catherine

These make me so happy!

Happy Sunday!

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