Erotic ramble?

Maybe this will a good idea for an audio and not a ramble.

Hey Gael I know I am super late for this erotic ramble but I will still try anyway. You come back home from work and you find me with my earbuds on listening to an audio, you ask to listen too and you hear Gaelforce growling on the kitty. What would you do?

Hey, Gael 👋🏻🤗 Hope I'm not late for but I think it would be so sexy if you said a little dirty talk to me in your next erotic ramble. And with maybe a little spanking sounds, some growls and moans 😏 Trying not to be shy about this. Lol. Please and thank you 🙈

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So, tell me Gael, where is that famous Alpha button and how can I switch it on...? 😜 (Try and make a scenario out of this XD) Ps. I've realized that with the picture this sounds like I want a SpongeBob scenario - I don't. XD

I know you're a humble guy but I gotta say you're a champ for doing these kinds of rambles. I'm sure I speak for everyone here in saying we appreciate you very much. So there!

Kathy M

"Baby, Brigid's new dress looks lethal on you with your long legs making the skirt so much shorter... but you've had it on backwards since the pair of you left my office." (I kid, I kid!) ;-P

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

We are on our way out to a party, but I have on a new dress and heels that are driving you to distraction. What do you say to me to keep us from leaving the house?

😂😂😂😂

I saw this today and it made I larf :-) Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland." The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!" The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be"? The other guy answers, "I’m from Dublin, I am." The first guy responds, "So am I!" "Sure and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin"? The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town." The first guy says, "Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going"? The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of course." The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate"? The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964." The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self!" About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight." Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian"? "The Murphy twins are drunk again."

Just on the off-chance that you're STILL going (like the Duracell Bunny) Could you improv a bit of edging please - I love hearing you excited x

Took me a while to understand too haha!

"tickle your pickle" - love that!!

If you get this far and no one has asked, can you take your belt out? I've been bad and you're probably going to need to figure out a way to teach me a lesson. Call me you're bad girl.

Well you know how excited we all get over your accent but are there any particular accents that tickle your pickle? 😉 p.s sexy shout out please, would love a growl with few moans thrown in for good measure ending off with your cheeky little laugh. That's what I like the most haha.

I've been teasing you mercilessly all day and you've finally reached your breaking point. I want to hear you take me right on the kitchen floor while you tell me what happens to naughty teases 🦁💋

I read that as hold my ears. I was like WTF? Its early. I only have one eye open. Carry on.

Catherine

Can you screw me from behind and kiss my ears and hold me tightly while doing so? Muahs

Carolina

*15 percent more of my innocence has dwindled away*

I did. Willy is a wonder Lol. The day after, man....wowza

Did anyone else catch the part where he said he was an animal in bed when he drank? Can you imagine?👀💦🔥

Aww, you've cast you &amp; our Chieftain as Deneuve &amp; Bowie in The Hunger! &lt;3 &lt;3 ;-) Love it!

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

okay, this is so late, but i'll try, who knows. you noticed me at the restaurant. but i'm with some friends so it's hard for you to get near me. when I leave I forget my scarf on my chair. You come to me and you want to be reminded for a loong time: what do you say to me? ;) silly suggestion I know

The song that had maracas playing confused me cuz I thought Gael was jerking his Willy.

Hey Susie! Get back here! You took my coat!!!!

Kathy M

Love the Holly Hobbie 💕

Kathy M

Darn, I've called in too late. Well anyway, can you moan my name while squeeze me and kiss my clavicle?😘

Carolina

I was curious about the breakdown of the comments in this thread, so I went through ALL of the comments and put together a few stats (insomnia + being a nerd = comments like this one): &gt;Number of people who made requests (questions, scenarios, shoutouts, etc.) = 53 &gt; Number of people who made 1 request** = 28 &gt; 2 requests = 7 &gt; 3 requests = 5 &gt; 4 requests = 4 &gt; 5 requests = 3 &gt; 6 requests = 1 &gt; 7 requests = 2 &gt; 11 requests = 2 &gt; 17 requests = 1 Well, <i>holy shit</i>. Gael, I'm going to preemptively give you a round of applause for powering through these requests because it's going to take a fair bit of time. I'm half convinced that you're either part robot or wizard (or a robotic wizard) to put as much time and effort as you do into these rambles, and I genuinely want to thank you for it. But if you ever find that we're being a bit too overzealous in the number or complexity of requests we're making for these rambles (or requests that we're making of you in general), then seriously, please let us know. Even Irish robot wizards are susceptible to burnout, and I wouldn't want you to crash and burn because you're too nice to politely ask us to calm our tits/de-stress our breasts/undo the calamities that are our mammaries. <i>**I've defined a request any comment that contained a scenario, question, or shoutout. However, there were some comments that contained a multi-part question or scenario, and there were other comments where I couldn't really tell if the request was serious or in jest. So these numbers aren't perfect.</i>

I was curious about the breakdown of the comments in this thread, so I went through ALL of the comments and put together a few stats (insomnia + being a nerd = comments like this one): Number of people who made requests (questions, scenarios, shoutouts, etc.) = 53 Number of people who made 1 request** = 28 2 requests = 7 3 requests = 5 4 requests = 4 5 requests = 3 6 requests = 1 7 requests = 2 11 requests = 2 17 requests = 1 Well, <i>holy shit</i>. Gael, I'm going to preemptively give you a round of applause for powering through these requests because it's going to take a fair bit of time. I'm half convinced that you're either part robot or wizard (or a robotic wizard) to put as much time and effort as you do into these rambles, and I genuinely want to thank you for it. But if you ever find that we're being a bit too overzealous in the number or complexity of requests we're making for these rambles (or requests that we're making of you in general), then seriously, please let us know. Even Irish robot wizards are susceptible to burnout, and I wouldn't want you to crash and burn because you're too nice to politely ask us to calm our tits/de-stress our breasts/undo the calamities that are our mammaries. <i>**I've defined a request any comment that contained a scenario, question, or shoutout. However, there were some comments that contained a multi-part question or scenario, and there were other comments where I couldn't really tell if the request was serious or in jest. So these numbers aren't perfect.</i>

I was curious about the breakdown of the comments in this thread, so I went through ALL of the comments and put together a few stats (insomnia + being a nerd = comments like this one): Number of people who made requests (questions, scenarios, shoutouts, etc.) = 53 Number of people who made 1 request** = 28 2 requests = 7 3 requests = 5 4 requests = 4 5 requests = 3 6 requests = 1 7 requests = 2 11 requests = 2 17 requests = 1 Well, <i>holy shit</i>. Gael, I'm going to preemptively give you a round of applause for powering through these requests because it's going to take a fair bit of time. I'm half convinced that you're either part robot or wizard (or a robotic wizard) to put as much time and effort as you do into these rambles, and I genuinely want to thank you for it. But if you ever find that we're being a bit too overzealous in the number or complexity of requests we're making for these rambles (or requests that we're making of you in general), then seriously, please let us know. Even Irish robot wizards are susceptible to burnout, and I wouldn't want you to crash and burn because you're too nice to politely ask us to calm our tits/de-stress our breasts/undo the calamities that are our mammaries. <i>**I've defined a request any comment that contained a scenario, question, or shoutout. However, there were some comments that contained a multi-part question or scenario, and there were other comments where I couldn't really tell if the request was serious or in jest. So these numbers aren't perfect.</i>

I was curious about the breakdown of the comments in this thread, so I went through ALL of the comments and put together a few stats (insomnia + being a nerd = comments like this one): Number of people who made requests (questions, scenarios, shoutouts, etc.) = 53 Number of people who made 1 request** = 28 2 requests = 7 3 requests = 5 4 requests = 4 5 requests = 3 6 requests = 1 7 requests = 2 11 requests = 2 17 requests = 1 Well, <i>holy shit</i>. Gael, I'm going to preemptively give you a round of applause for powering through these requests because it's going to take a fair bit of time. I'm half convinced that you're either part robot or wizard (or a robotic wizard) to put as much time and effort as you do into these rambles, and I genuinely want to thank you for it. But if you ever find that we're being a bit too overzealous in the number or complexity of requests we're making for these rambles (or requests that we're making of you in general), then seriously, please let us know. Even Irish robot wizards are susceptible to burnout, and I wouldn't want you to crash and burn because you're too nice to politely ask us to calm our tits/de-stress our breasts/undo the calamities that are our mammaries. <i>**I've defined a request any comment that contained a scenario, question, or shoutout. However, there were some comments that contained a multi-part question or scenario, and there were other comments where I couldn't really tell if the request was serious or in jest. So these numbers aren't perfect.</i>

I was curious about the breakdown of the comments in this thread, so I went through ALL of the comments and put together a few stats (insomnia + being a nerd = comments like this one): Number of people who made requests (questions, scenarios, shoutouts, etc.) = 53 Number of people who made 1 request** = 28 2 requests = 7 3 requests = 5 4 requests = 4 5 requests = 3 6 requests = 1 7 requests = 2 11 requests = 2 17 requests = 1 Well, <i>holy shit</i>. Gael, I'm going to preemptively give you a round of applause for powering through these requests because it's going to take a fair bit of time. I'm half convinced that you're either part robot or wizard (or a robotic wizard) to put as much time and effort as you do into these rambles, and I genuinely want to thank you for it. But if you ever find that we're being a bit too overzealous in the number or complexity of requests we're making for these rambles (or requests that we're making of you in general), then seriously, please let us know. Even Irish robot wizards are susceptible to burnout, and I wouldn't want you to crash and burn because you're too nice to politely ask us to calm our tits/de-stress our breasts/undo the calamities that are our mammaries. <i>**I've defined a request any comment that contained a scenario, question, or shoutout. However, there were some comments that contained a multi-part question or scenario, and there were other comments where I couldn't really tell if the request was serious or in jest. So these numbers aren't perfect.</i>

I was curious about the breakdown of the comments in this thread, so I went through ALL of the comments and put together a few stats (insomnia + being a nerd = comments like this one): Number of people who made requests (questions, scenarios, shoutouts, etc.) = 53 Number of people who made 1 request** = 28 2 requests = 7 3 requests = 5 4 requests = 4 5 requests = 3 6 requests = 1 7 requests = 2 11 requests = 2 17 requests = 1 Well, <i>holy shit</i>. Gael, I'm going to preemptively give you a round of applause for powering through these requests because it's going to take a fair bit of time. I'm half convinced that you're either part robot or wizard (or a robotic wizard) to put as much time and effort as you do into these rambles, and I genuinely want to thank you for it. But if you ever find that we're being a bit too overzealous in the number or complexity of requests we're making for these rambles (or requests that we're making of you in general), then seriously, please let us know. Even Irish robot wizards are susceptible to burnout, and I wouldn't want you to crash and burn because you're too nice to politely ask us to calm our tits/de-stress our breasts/undo the calamities that are our mammaries. <i>**I've defined a request any comment that contained a scenario, question, or shoutout. However, there were some comments that contained a multi-part question or scenario, and there were other comments where I couldn't really tell if the request was serious or in jest. So these numbers aren't perfect.</i>

I was curious about the breakdown of the comments in this thread, so I went through ALL of the comments and put together a few stats (insomnia + being a nerd = comments like this one): Number of people who made requests (questions, scenarios, shoutouts, etc.) = 53 Number of people who made 1 request** = 28 2 requests = 7 3 requests = 5 4 requests = 4 5 requests = 3 6 requests = 1 7 requests = 2 11 requests = 2 17 requests = 1 Well, <i>holy shit</i>. Gael, I'm going to preemptively give you a round of applause for powering through these requests because it's going to take a fair bit of time. I'm half convinced that you're either part robot or wizard (or a robotic wizard) to put as much time and effort as you do into these rambles, and I genuinely want to thank you for it. But if you ever find that we're being a bit too overzealous in the number or complexity of requests we're making for these rambles (or requests that we're making of you in general), then seriously, please let us know. Even Irish robot wizards are susceptible to burnout, and I wouldn't want you to crash and burn because you're too nice to politely ask us to calm our tits/de-stress our breasts/undo the calamities that are our mammaries. <i>**I've defined a request any comment that contained a scenario, question, or shoutout. However, there were some comments that contained a multi-part question or scenario, and there were other comments where I couldn't really tell if the request was serious or in jest. So these numbers aren't perfect.</i>

I was curious about the breakdown of the comments in this thread, so I went through ALL of the comments and put together a few stats (insomnia + being a nerd = comments like this one): Number of people who made requests (questions, scenarios, shoutouts, etc.) = 53 Number of people who made 1 request** = 28 2 requests = 7 3 requests = 5 4 requests = 4 5 requests = 3 6 requests = 1 7 requests = 2 11 requests = 2 17 requests = 1 Well, <i>holy shit</i>. Gael, I'm going to preemptively give you a round of applause for powering through these requests because it's going to take a fair bit of time. I'm half convinced that you're either part robot or wizard (or a robotic wizard) to put as much time and effort as you do into these rambles, and I genuinely want to thank you for it. But if you ever find that we're being a bit too overzealous in the number or complexity of requests we're making for these rambles (or requests that we're making of you in general), then seriously, please let us know. Even Irish robot wizards are susceptible to burnout, and I wouldn't want you to crash and burn because you're too nice to politely ask us to calm our tits/de-stress our breasts/undo the calamities that are our mammaries. <i>**I've defined a request any comment that contained a scenario, question, or shoutout. However, there were some comments that contained a multi-part question or scenario, and there were other comments where I couldn't really tell if the request was serious or in jest. So these numbers aren't perfect.</i>

I was curious about the breakdown of the comments in this thread, so I went through ALL of the comments and put together a few stats (insomnia + being a nerd = comments like this one): Number of people who made requests (questions, scenarios, shoutouts, etc.) = 53 Number of people who made 1 request** = 28 2 requests = 7 3 requests = 5 4 requests = 4 5 requests = 3 6 requests = 1 7 requests = 2 11 requests = 2 17 requests = 1 Well, <i>holy shit</i>. Gael, I'm going to preemptively give you a round of applause for powering through these requests because it's going to take a fair bit of time. I'm half convinced that you're either part robot or wizard (or a robotic wizard) to put as much time and effort as you do into these rambles, and I genuinely want to thank you for it. But if you ever find that we're being a bit too overzealous in the number or complexity of requests we're making for these rambles (or requests that we're making of you in general), then seriously, please let us know. Even Irish robot wizards are susceptible to burnout, and I wouldn't want you to crash and burn because you're too nice to politely ask us to calm our tits/de-stress our breasts/undo the calamities that are our mammaries. <i>**I've defined a request any comment that contained a scenario, question, or shoutout. However, there were some comments that contained a multi-part question or scenario, and there were other comments where I couldn't really tell if the request was serious or in jest. So these numbers aren't perfect.</i>

We just got done with a trail run, and stopped to watch the sunrise. Take my hand, pull me close, and whisper in my ear. Neck nuzzling and kisses are always appreciated as well 😉💕

I was curious about the breakdown of the comments in this thread, so I went through ALL of the comments and put together a few stats (insomnia + being a nerd = comments like this one): Number of people who made requests (questions, scenarios, shoutouts, etc.) = 53 Number of people who made 1 request** = 28 2 requests = 7 3 requests = 5 4 requests = 4 5 requests = 3 6 requests = 1 7 requests = 2 8 requests = 1 9 requests = 1 17 requests = 1 Well, <i>holy shit</i>. Gael, I'm going to preemptively give you a round of applause for powering through these requests because it's going to take a fair bit of time. I'm half convinced that you're either part robot or wizard (or a robotic wizard) to put as much time and effort as you do into these rambles, and I genuinely want to thank you for it. But if you ever find that we're being a bit too overzealous in the number or complexity of requests we're making for these rambles (or requests that we're making of you in general), then seriously, please let us know. Even Irish robot wizards are susceptible to burnout, and I wouldn't want you to crash and burn because you're too nice to politely ask us to calm our tits/de-stress our breasts/undo the calamities that are our mammaries. <i>**I've defined a request as any comment that contained a scenario, question, or shoutout. However, there were some comments that contained a multi-part question or scenario, and there were other comments where I couldn't really tell if the request was serious or in jest. So these numbers aren't perfect.</i>

This ramble will need 25 parts... lol the scenarios are maybe a bit too detailed for a ramble and improv, they sound more like PAs ideas. But hey, what do I know? 😝

More people seem to be posting random sexy stories than sexy requests/questions 😶

Melissa, the previous erotic ramble was 596 comments so his response was recorded as a part 1 and 2. 😃

It's a hot, summer's day. We're on a romantic walk in the countryside and find a secluded little meadow to stop for a sit down with a picnic. Clothes start coming off as it's so warm and the picnic gets forgotten about, however you still manage to eat something... Fill in the gaps (with your cock if you must 😜)

Again....again...lol

I reached around a boy once to show him the correct chord to a song he was playing. He was very offended, lol.

Lol. Sexually experienced. On a scale of one to ten, where would you rank yourself, Tina?

He gives excellent wet sounds. Wet mouth. Wet Willy. I just think he is very well hydrated.

Catherine

Hella? Trish are you from California too?😄

Almost to 400 comments! I tapped out early. Y'all are something else!

What did your bestie say?

Let's hope Gael caught on, otherwise, he owes me a short PA free of charge 😉. I'm kidding, he has been awesome and I love him and I like him and I respect him and I appreciate him and I......

I saved a few places but I can't get the dumb thing to edit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wondering if those wet slooshy sounds in your audio after you uh..... finish are just you or do you add a little extra for effect. Thank you!

Good morning!

Mrscoffeebeans

Hello!

So, where is everyone?.... Sirens??...the Colonel?? ...lurkers??... :))

I've been away on business for the last two weeks. You just picked me up at the airport and we made it home. How do you show me how much you missed me? Don't be obvious - surprise me 😉💋

Nice! I kept thinking about an elevator and not knowing what to do with it. This is perfect!

We are in a crowded, slow as hell elevator. I give you that look that drives you wild to tease you cause there is now way you can react cause we are in public...or so I think. What do you?

Trish

A sexy shout out in that hella awesome thick Cork accent, pretty please?

Trish

Terribly... XF

You are sitting on the couch watching TV. I've just gotten home from a shopping trip. I drop my purse and pull off my trench coat. I'm wearing nothing but heels and skimpy lingerie. I say, "Tell me where you want to touch me first." What do you do?

You've invited friends over for a game night. We are the last two players in a high stakes poker game, everyone else has gone home. You find yourself in a tight spot — you don’t have the cash to back up the big bets you were making. You tell me you can't pay. I stand up, walk around the table, and sit on the edge of the poker table. "Oh, I think you can pay," I say. What do you do?

After an intense sexual encounter you have broken my vagina. What do you have to say for yourself?

Say my name, tell me how amazing my eyes are, beg me to fuck you in English and then in Irish. (The sound of desperation in your voice would be much appreciated.) Thanks!!

Guten Morgen Mädls - gals! Hope everyone has a pleasant, happy Freitag - Friday?! Ja? Are you impatiently awaiting this ramble? Hm?...:) So, try to enjoy your day my dears... bis später - see ya! XD

<i>ghaH 'ej Duvan!</i> (Apparently that's Klingon for "Greetings!" XP) Don't worry, not every post results in a comment tsunami like this!

Uh....first time commenting, but just wanted to let you know you're great, and I don't have a request because everyone else has amazing requests and I'm excited to hear you fulfill them. 👅💋👅

Mrscoffeebeans

Last one....say my name, say something naughty and call me "baby girl" ;) Thank you!

Just pure, brutal growls with some dirty talk,

You had me at sweatpants

Hmmm... You do realize that this is coming EVERY TIME you post one of these, right? And you know that you won't be able to finish this one... and you're going to be hounded to finish it until you post for another one... right? haha... Oh well, have fun with it all! Enjoy, ladies!

Kelly S

Asked my bestie but I'd like your opinion...what do you get from spanking a woman? Is it a show of dominance, etc? Thx ;)

Place saved again...

OK, last one! I promise, this is IT! ...maybe &gt;///&gt;... You're doing push-ups on the floor, wearing nothing but sweatpants. I'm standing behind you, wearing nothing but an open flannel shirt and panties, watching you work that body and purring to myself. Your moans and grunts make me bite my bottom lip, so I sneak behind you and hop on your back, laying on top of you face down as I hug your shoulders. My bare breasts press against your back as I giggle in your ear and kiss your neck. You stop your push-ups and stand up, carrying me piggyback to the kitchen table. You sit me down on it and turn around to barely kiss my lips, just enough to tease me and want you even more. You bite my bottom lip and growl as you pull the open flannel down to my elbows, tickling one of my nipples and kissing me even deeper. Your other hand slides down to my butt, where you squeeze and give it a slap before pulling me really close to you. My legs wrap around your waist and you growl again, looking me deep in the eyes. Your adrenaline is still pumping, and you want to carry on with your "workout". What do you do and say to me right before you tear my panties away and "continue"?

I'm in a #NoFilter mood today, so...give me your dirrrrtiest dirrrrty talk phrase...use your language choice and end it with a hearty growl...you up to it?

Gri (Sassy_One)

I love how you pronounce my name but I'd love to hear you say my full name Kathleen with a breathy whisper and kiss please 💕

Kathy M

I think he/we should find a way to do a LIVE ramble...so many possibilities 👀😏😉

Teamhair? Like team hair?

Cat-erine. The best things come to those who wait 😉

You're standing behind me with your hands grasping my hips. Can you say, in a low voice, Teamhair (Gaeilge pronunciation), I want to bend you over that counter and take you right now...with a please and a growl!😘

Hi,Love!!! I cant wont read or add to this thread but Bruh, this is gonna be a long one. Have fun.😉

Catherine

You need water this morning?

Catherine

Morning Gael, new day here with which to ply you with sexy wickedness ☺️ Do you think you'd consider finishing off one of these erotic rambles with.,.finishing off? You know, take the Celtic Warrior out for a bit of play, IF you were so inclined? Hmm? ☺️😊💕

Kathy M

A lovely aroma draws you to the kitchen , where you find me kneading bread dough. My whole body moves gently with the rhythmic back-and-forth motion of my hands &amp; arms. You... ???

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

I missed the post earlier, probably too late in the game this time...but what the hell, XD! You've been working late every night this week and I have been home all alone. I decide I'm going to pay you a visit at work. I walk into your office and you very sweetly tell me you don't have time for a visit because you have to finish something. I walk over to you at your desk, slide in between your legs and open my coat. I have nothing on underneath except my black lace bra and panties, garters and stockings. I grab you by your tie and pull you into me, take your face into my hands and turn it up towards me. I look down into your eyes and place my soft, full lips onto yours and slide my tongue into your mouth for a deep, sexy kiss as I run my hands over your big, strong shoulders and down your back so I can wrap my arms around you. I whisper in your ear, "It's a shame you have work to do, I was really hoping you'd grab me by the hair, bend me over that desk, and fuck me like only you can baby." Then kiss and nibble on your earlobe, close my coat, and turn to walk away....What do you do next?

How do feel about hearing a woman come more than once?

Opportunities for multiple orgasms have shown up in your audios which is highly appreciated! What are your thoughts regarding this?

We are not all single women. We listen to you for different reasons: to explore, to relax, to enhance our sexual experience, to get away, etc. What do you really hope to accomplish this time around through your art of audio? Are you REALLY willing to explore some fantasies and sexual experiences that are taboo for the sake of....science? Do u feel like you are willing to take things a bit further and make your audios more intense especially for the sexually experienced? Some of us are here to get what we can't get at home but in a safe way. So fuck us already....

Sex toys: you've been including them in your audios lately (bullets, dildos) what other toys are u interested in exploring with us or in real life? Cockrings, nipple clamps, clit clamps, anal plugs, anal vibrators?

Aw feel better

I have had a horrible day at work and come home really upset. Tell me a silly joke, make a pass at me, then get serious. What do you say to change my perspective? I think I need a hug too 🤗

HOT!!! YESSSSS! BLINDFOLD HIM....no moans or screams from us will be quite difficult considering what he's working with!! 🍆💥😍💥👅

Can I get a sexy shoutout saying that I'm a bad girl ? Lol my name is pronounce Joe-see btw

Ohhh...a buffet!! Gael I hope your hungry! Gabbie, Tara, Tina, and Miss Q. Oh that is quite the healthy sampler plate. I say we blindfold him and let him guess who is who. How would you. No moans or screams allowed. Unless they are yours. How would you tell us apart?. Is there any special assignment or part of your body that you would want a specific Siren to attend to? This comment was part of a thread below. Sirens. Anything to add?

I approve!! Being in this community is so good for so many reasons...... for example: fellow Sirens adding new hot scenarios to my imagination archives, <em>and</em> the anticipation of Gael bringing them to full (audio) technicolor with his skills! 😍💖 (Other reasons include sex positivity, women being awesome to each other, a genuine sense of fun (banter!), getting to know the real person behind Gael-the-artist/performer, and the list goes on)

I just want to hear you say, "Ladies, get down on your knees for me!"" Keep those fucking eyes on me." "Now which one of you should I fuck first?"" You...you...or maybe you?*

You nasty coocoo-cunt. Mmm booty plugs😍 sexy shit, this.

👽

Herr Gael... just for a change... to relax your overworked tongue a little... Let me hear your best German! Bitte?...Ja?

Oh hahahaha We've been busy I see!

😂 Answer my text, slut!

Raise your hand if you are a Gael-slut and proud of it!! Gaelforce Sirens unite! New world order! Slut- power!

I'm laying in a relaxed position on the bed, drawing sketches in my sketchbook and you're nonchalantly standing in the doorway. My eyes look up to see you, staring directly at me with an intense, hungry look. Knowing what that look means, I drop what I'm doing and you crawl on to the bed towards me. I lay on my back, and you crawl on top of me, kissing and growling on my neck. You trail your fingers down my stomach to my clit, where you start to tease me and feel how wet I am. You talk dirty to me, letting me know that you want me and you want it rough. What do you say?

Charlie murphaaayyy growl on dat pussssaaaayyy

Place #3

Sharing is Caring

Many of us are willing to share u Gael....

😱 Willy, you in danger!

U know what G? U know what? Fuck the wall! Imma tackle you onto the floor, run my right hand up your sexy chest to your throat and fuck u as i harass that fat slutty dick. Ya man-whore-slut-freak. I'mma fuck you....and make u cum so damn hard....pounding into you...soaking that dick, making you beg to cum in my hot wet pussy. No wall fuck? Ok. Imma make u wish u fucked this woman up against a wall. You gonna learn lad, you gonna learn...😉 #angrysexisthebestsex 😍 can u handle?

Since you'll never show us your face can you at least describe what you look like?

While u were at work, I was naughty and I touched myself even though u told me not to...u finally get home and decide to teach me a lesson I'll never forget...u pick me up and lower me down onto you slowly while firmly pressing me up against the wall. What...happens...next? Hmmmm? 😘😳😛 (insert a lil' Gaelic somewhere if u please, thaaaanks)

Call me a sexy bitch.

Is flavored lube vegan?

Tina and I wanna show you our fluffy tails. Talk dirty to us while you pull them in and out. Signed, The Fox and The Bunny.

@Tina says she wants you to growl on that pussy Charlie Murphy!!!

How do I see Gael during this ramble? With his dick in Tina's mouth. Don't worry I've got the balls covered. Move over Tina, damn!

You are at a party and you see me walk in wearing a sexy, elegant dress. You're stunned and turned on by how I, a shy and introverted woman, look in that dress. I catch you watching me, and I look you in the eye and smile, turning you on even more. We shoot sexy, discreet looks at each other, wanting each other during the whole party, until I walk outside to "get some fresh air". Before I walk out the door, I give you one more impish look. You follow me outside and find me alone, "innocently" looking at the view. You walk up to me and slowly touch my bare shoulders, running your fingers down my arms to my hands. You grasp my hands as you wrap your arms around me and pull me into you, holding me from behind. Your lips are barely touching my ear, and your breath is making me tingle and shiver. You grin devilishly as you're about to make me melt, knowing that you finally have me to yourself... What do you do and say to me?

Phonetically: "Fair-mm lah, vee-aahnh-z ee-ssee ay day-z-aahbee mwah. Sahnh lay maahnh!" (Where 'aah' = the a in 'bad' &amp; 'nh' = a nasal n-sound.)

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

I better jump in before this hits 500! 🙊 So...you've been thinking about me all day. You arrive home to find out the same is true for me cause...I'm waiting for you on the couch in some new, sexy lingerie...

Trish

Guten Morgen meine Lieben - my dears! A happy Donnerstag - Thursday to y`all! Time for some daily questions ...Erotic Ramble Edition! How do you imagine Gael while he is doing this ramble? What would be the lustigste - funniest thing that could interrupt him? Do you think he is secretly rolling his Augen - eyes at some requests? Which backgground noise would really disturb you? ...(maybe his wife calling him to bed? Bahaha...) What do you think is he doing right after he finishes this ramble? That´s all... danke for your answers... see ya! XD

Oh and don't forget to tell me what sexy gift you got for me.

Once

I'm at a loss for something erotically worthy to post, so how about just a breathy shout out? Gracias and thank you!

Hee!

Kathy M

Boy you better let me talk dirty while u fuck frishawn 😌

A strange woman calls you in while you are inside your girlfriend. It is quite clear that she thinks that she has just called back the man that she was in the middle of hot phone sex with. What naughty things is she saying that not only keep you on the phone, but make you give your girl the best sex ever. Do you put her on speaker during your sexy chat?

We are naked in bed, wrapped together, skin on skin. What would you say and do to let me know that I am completely yours?

Instead of saying Tara say tina. Thx.

Scream my name, then say "Ferme-la, viens ici et déshabille-moi. Sans les mains!". It means "God you're so beautiful!" or something like that.

You're a male leanan sidhe. How will you seduce me away from my safe human world? What carnal delights will you offer me if I follow you to the woods or under the hill... and what will our dalliance cost me, if I accept?

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Whispers, whispers, and more whispers 👂🏼🗣

Samantha J

Kelly Rowland - Motivation. Strip and Tease and tell Mary how it went :-*

Do you want help???? Pleaassse im a good lil helper i swear!!😋😈

😂😂

You just got out of the shower and you need to be dried off. As we all know "good sluts don't use their hands". Describe how you would like to be dried off. Towel not an option. Will I get wet in the process? Yes? Inside and out? Yes?

I'll open the floor for everyone to answer this question, if you will all be so kind as to indulge me. I like making music playlists to suit my different moods, and I need to update my romantic/erotic one. So if anyone wants to contribute to Doctimus Prime's <i>Now That's What I Call Fuck! Vol 2</i>, please tell me your: - Favourite sweet, romantic love songs - Favourite songs to set the tone for getting it on (e.g., striptease songs, baby-making music, whatever)

To continue with "Up Against the Wall-Sexy Revenge......You've asked what I would like for dinner.....before you can get away from me I wrap one leg around you, give you a devilish smile and gently kiss your lips. I softly and slowly lick your bottom lip as my hands begin to lightly graze your cock. I begin to unbuckle your belt and whisper in your ear..... "Love, I want YOU for dinner!".....what do you say or do next?😘

Honestly!! The first couple erotic rambles he did the requests were just like "moan my name!" or "sexy whispers please!" and now he's getting scenarios that can be a whole separate audio XD

like this!

What a glorious collection of super, sexy, Siren's scenarios - you're going to be SO busy with this one, Boss! Whilst you're busily recording, I step up behind you and put my hands on your shoulders. I lightly kiss the side of your neck. You struggle to keep your concentration, your breath catching as I run my tongue up to your ear lobe and gently nibble on it. Let me hear you moan for me...

Reading through these comments has me in tears 😂😂😂

also, a shoutout would be pretty cool! ;)))

Gri (Sassy_One)

Let's say I just got home from work, my day hasn't been the best, you can perceive it in my body language. Say something hot and sexy to get me out of my current mood and into you...😉

Gri (Sassy_One)

Just a Hello please😊

Maybe some soft and sweet neck and shoulder kisses, with you behind me, gently stroking my skin, as you hold my hair out of the way?

Hnm. Please tell me something about sex that you think I should know.:)

Saving another place

I just adore the spongebob requests 💕

Kathy M

PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM MY DESK, I HAVE IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS THERE!!! O__O (Sorry, not for me... XD)

You catch me getting naughty with another Siren (or more than 1) behind your desk in the Gaelandia Mayor's office while we *should* be attending to our civic duties. How do you punish us, &amp; what happens from there? (Ladies, reply to this comment to volunteer as my partner in crime!) [Edit: so far, it's Vacker, me, &amp; Marcia in a tangle of limbs &amp; lips behind your desk, and I think one of my new heels may have landed on your chair. Tina poked her head in to see what all the giggling &amp; moans were about, but she *claims* she's "not slutty enough" to join our secret office orgy behind your back.]

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Mimic my dirty talk lol. In my voice lol

We're about to make love for the first time as a couple but I'm still very self-conscious and shy. What do you say and do to make me putty in your hands?

Grrr, I can never come up with anything creative! You ladies are really good though:) 🔥🔥🔥

I'm laying on the bed topless but resting on my stomach, halfway in and out of sleep. You walk into the room completely turned on and will do whatever it takes to get me hot. You start by climbing over me and begin lightly kissing and licking my back, up to my neck, and then my ear....you now call my name and whisper something dirty into my right ear.😋

We're friends and we've had a really lovely day out together. We're back at yours and messing about and we get into a tickle fight. We're laughing and tickling and then suddenly we're face to face, really close, slightly breathless, the laughter still on our lips. We're looking into each other's eyes... tell me what you're thinking...

Okay, my dear... and now,.. do some squats and moan my names! You can choose... Claudia... Frau General... Frau O`Suilleabhain... My Queen... German Witch,,, Danke mein Lieber!! XD

Will you swim in the waters of Lake Minnitonka?

Yes!!! Go Kathy, you naughty exhibitionist! 🔥😘

All these wonderful requests but of course imma hit ya with another spongebob quote🕺🏻 Can you whisper "we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request." Pretty accurate am I right?

We are on a flight to a tropical destination for a little winter getaway. We are both super horny because we were rushing to catch our flight this morning, and didn't get in our usual romp. Take me into the loo and let's get it on. Describe the action or let me hear the sounds you are making (or both 😉). ✈️💋

You and I are at a fancy restaurant in a half circle booth sitting side by side, enjoying flirty conversation and soft touches all throughout the meal. During our after dinner drink I can't help myself any longer and slip my hand under the table to lightly trace my fingers along the lines of your cock, growing bolder until I unzip your pants to take it out and play with it under the table all hidden under the long table cloth. Pull me close and whisper to me exactly what you're thinking and how it feels ☺️😊

Kathy M

Yes Ruth Anne - hot hot hot!! 🔥😍

Imaginary sirens not any of us here😶

Scenario for you to act out: imagine your sirens are before you dressed in their sexiest lingerie and its time for you to choose who will sleep with you. Act out your choosing of one or more sirens and express what u are in the mood for with her/them.

I've been teasing you for days, and you know I know how much I've been teasing you. Wearing sexy lingerie around the house, subtly caressing or grabbing your crotch in public, sending you dirty messages throughout the day...but at night, acting totally innocent. Just to get you worked up and to see how long you can hold out. Finally one day, you just can't take it anymore. You're desperate. I get home from school...and then what happens? I HAVE MISSED PARTICIPATING IN RAMBLES SO MUCH YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND.

As we are walking down the street pull me into an alley way. Push me up against the wall, slip your hands under my skirt. Get me wet then take me against the wall while whispering In my ear. Pretty please with a cherry on top??

What would a vegan such as yourself use in food play? Where would the food go on my body? Let me hear your moans and the sounds you'd make while licking me clean.

Colonel Force! ...would you please say for me... "Oh my god!! ...Frau General! ...you can`t do that! ,,,look at it! Look at my Schwanz!?...the poor fella! It will never be the same...that`s just...ohhh... noo..." Vielen Dank!

Um, yessss. This please. 👍

Damn! Gael look at her vixen-ass expression in her avatar! Boy you's in trouble! Beautiful pic Tara!!

🙊 Oh mY!

After an hour of edging me with your mouth and fingers you're finally going to let me come. What's your 'finishing move'? Talk dirty to me as I go over the edge.

Thick SEXY irish accent say: im going to fuck the living daylights out of you woman. Yea, im going to fuck you, and fuck you til u come on me fat slutty cock like ive taught ye.

We're in a hotel room where the shower and bedroom are separated by a glass wall. You reach out for me and notice I am no longer in bed but you hear the shower running. You open your eyes to a full view of me staring back at you from the steamy shower as I slowly and sensually run my hands all over my soapy body. I begin to lightly rub my clit never breaking eye contact...then gesture to you to come to me. Tell me what you are going to do to me.😻

"Whorecake" never have I used such vocabulary. 😂

Let me hear your sexy voice try some Minnesotan pick up lines. Extra points if can do it with a Minnesotan accent! "Hey baby, my car has heated seats." "Wanna go skinny dipping in my lake?" "Wanna see my farmer's tan?"

It's funny because I feel like most men actually enjoy it! 🍑 👅

I'll settle for saying hi and blowing me a kiss :) May come up with scenario or questions later.

You know everytime I read wall in this thread....(quite a few times by now XP)...I wonder what kind of wall??... :)

Tina is in agony for some wall action... Push her against the wall, yank her ponytail back and whisper into her ear what you are about to do to her.

We're both at the gym, I've just finished cardio and am on to weightlifting but my stance isn't quite right, so you come to show me how it's done. You ask if it's alright to touch me to do so, I give consent. As you explain the stance your hands go to my waist, I'm warm, sweat still drips down my back and darkens my top. My soft skin is flushed with the sheen of sweat making it glisten. One of your hands moves to my lower back, inches away from touching my enticing ass, tight fitted pants leaving little to the imagination. Your words waver as you look over my shoulder, from the strap of my black sports bra to my lush breasts, still heaving from my work on the treadmill (or is it from your touch or nearness?) a bead of sweat from my neck drips down into my cleavage. Realizing how obvious you're being, you start to apologize when you catch me staring right back at you in the mirror in front of us. My eyes travel up and down your body with pure lust written in them, my tongue flicks out to lick my plump bottom lip. We lock eyes and it's crystal clear that we want the same thing.......................What do you whisper in my ear? Do you let your exhibitionist side out a bit by touching or grabbing me? Where do we go to be alone and what's the first thing you do to me?

(No one wants to take that away from ya ;))

...does it have pálinka in it?

Herr Gael!... would you please tell me... How would you seduce the Lizard Queen??... but beware! her bite might be poisonous! ...though don`t worry too much, my Oma has an antidote!!... Bahaha.....

Wall action?? No one wants that.....nope...no one....😢

How long do you think you'll continue making erotic audios? What is the end goal, would you like to do voice overs/actual acting etc? What is your biggest dream that has to do with this whole thing? :) :)

I wake in the middle of the night feeling horny. You wake to my touch and me whispering in your ear "I want you, Baby"... Would you go back to sleep?! Or... what....?

Gabbie was caught talking to me about how she would handle you like a proper whorecake. How do u deal with her? As I sit and watch? 😝😜😋 ::sits down and folds hands in lap::😌

hiya! so since it's my 1st time asking for a shout out Gael, i give you free rein to make it as naughty as possible. (it's Lee-yah btw :))

If I challenged you to make me cum without the use of your hands, what would you say and how would you do it? 🤔

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I would be reduced to puddles if you moaned my name.

Patreon has eaten this comment four times now........You spin me around, pin me against the wall with your body, and roughly whisper in my ear all the dirty things you are getting ready to do to me. btw - you have shoved your hand under my skirt, pushed my panties aside, and are fingering my wet pussy while you are talking.

1.How rough have you ever been and where do you draw the line between complete dominance and "I won't do that, I might hurt you" 2. What's the oddest request you've gotten in bed?

😂 " Slut bucket self" You seriously are in need of some wall action aren't you? lol

💖Hahahaha!!! I can't even imagine that's a happening for Gael, ever!!

Frishawn told me to shut the fuck up. Deal with her slut-bucket self for me. Please daddy? Punish her. 😈

We're strangers sitting in an empty waiting area very aware of the growing sexual tension. We're on opposite sides of the room ... (Tried posting previously but I think Patreon ate my comment. Ignore if it's a duplicate)

💖Very nice Tina...Liking that scenario! 👍

a soy bean, hemp or coconut too?

Has willy ever tapped out in the middle of sex? Just for no reason,(or for a reason?!) deflated like a ballon attacked by the swords of a hundred samurai and wouldn't come back to play? 😂 If so, what did you do?

Ooo that's good

Trina

I roll my eyes at you and switch my hips walking away from you. Tell me sternly to get back over to you. How do u deal with a bad attitude?

Please sing some Adele for her as well XD

Q: what's the best thing about sex emotionally and physically? (Just skip it if you want to. :))

Nuh uh, you, me, I mean you need some wall action!

Kathy M

😳😳😳😳😳 gurl! You on fiyah today!!!! 🔥💥🔥⚡️😂

Kathy M

Something like this for me, please? Danke :D Kiss her deeply... Leave no doubt in her mind She is OWNED

Hit on me with your best Irish slang!

Ooh that's a good question!

Lucy

Hahaha that's funny :') but also a good question ;)

Lucy

Let's play to your shy side a little bit with this improv thing, shall we? Ask me out on a date. 😉

Im going to ask something completely different from my tastes.Why?Because i can! :P I think it would be very funny.Whisper to me with your sexiest voice that ive been a very bad girl and you have to punish me.With my name in it.Thank you xD

What would you say to convince me to play with the new handcuffs you just brought home? A little begging wouldn't hurt 😉

Please say "One Gaelforce audio a day keeps the doctor away!" in your best salesman voice with a growl in the end. Please and thank you! XD

Do you actually like GIVING oral as much as you seem to in your audios or is it all for our sake? 😋 I read male message boards and you'd think it was the most awful thing in the world. On the flip side, others seem to be obsessed with it. Just curious :D

Please could I have some soft, sexy, nuzzly whispers? Whilst we're snuggling on the sofa?

Sexy shout out wishing me happy birthday; love to hear you say Oh Fuck and Oh my God baby (my 2 favorite phrases by you). Oh and you could throw in a sexy growl. ;p

Sexy shout out, por favor 😘

Hmm... improv scenario for you? ... I'm in the kitchen doing the dishes and I don't hear you come in. How will you get my attention? Surprise me with something sexy, please.

Trina

You've been teasing me somethin' awful and not giving me what I want <em>where I want it</em>.....what do I have to say for you to finally give in? Extra points if you use your self-satisfied "mmm......good girl" (which always sounds like it's said through a curling grin).

Sexy shout out, please! Voice's choice on how you want to do it. 😚

Trina

I am not a morning person, but with the right persuasion I could be convinced to wake up. How would you "persuade" me in the morning? Give me your best sexy wake up.

If you dated a girl, really fell in love and she expressed feeling uncomfortable with these kind of erotic audios you're making for other women, what do you do?

We're sitting on the beach just after sunset, listening to the waves crash. You have your arms around me and we are wrapped in a blanket together. You snuggle my neck, give me those feathery kisses that I love so much. Then you lean down to whisper in my ear. What do you say? Surprise me with something sweet.

Growls and moans please with my name Jean (pronounced GENE). Pull me into the loo and have your way with me because you can't wait to get home as I've been teasing you throughout dinner.

Mmm, some of your amazing erotic improv, please? I'm yours for the day—what are we doing <em>right now</em>, and what are you whispering in my ear about what you have planned next?

Just how long is your famous tongue? 👅 Agus Do you have a nice butt? Could I grab a handful and squeeze? Rate your cheeks on a scale of apples to grapefruit to cantaloupe?

I'm very, very flexible. Tell me what position you'd like to have your way with me in. :)

I'm going to be good... ::sigh:: 😈

I'm standing behind you, holding you. You can feel my hard nipples against your back. My hands slide down your bare chest, lightly scratching as I go. I run them over your hips bones then take your hard cock in my hand. I start off slowly running my hand up and down your shaft, then grip it more firmly and begin pleasuring you. Let me hear the sounds you make as I'm jacking you off from behind.

You have one siren bent over as you take her from behind, instruct her to ____to the siren laid before her.

Have you ever milked a cow? Or a goat? How about an almond?

We are in a dark goth night club seeking our prey. When we spot her, how do you suppose we go about seducing her to our table? What are we doing as we take turns feeding from her?

I think some sexy Gaelic whispers for everyone would be lovely.

Can't top that

OMG NAUGHTY! 😂😋 Gonna consult you when I need to learn some thangs.

😳😲🤤 hawt!!!!

Kathy M

We're in bed. You are on top of me, so deep inside. Your hips are resting on mine and you are just slightly rocking - barely moving. My long legs are wrapped around you, pulling you closer. You have my hands pinned above my head, our fingers are intertwined. We finish kissing deeply, then you turn and whisper in my ear.........what do you say?

Hi Gael, if you don't mind, I'd love to have a little sexy tease of your choosing. Seems like a few of us want a taste of your improv skillz. Thank you 💕💗

Kathy M

All of this! :D

Herr Gael- Claudia has been detained, cuffed and whipped because she failed to complete her mission. If you ever want to see your precious German Frau again, please answer the audio ransom questions. (Tho she seems to enjoy her punishment too much!!) Transcripts from Agent General- ... he owes me intimate details about the famous Lizard King`s cock, his sexy leather pants and his fabulous tight, scaly butt... and I wanna hear it in his best Lizard King voice!!

And...can you surprise me as well? 😍

I hope so, I have questions for that XD

Yay my first one. :) Hm I'd like a sexy shout out please!! Question #1 Have you ever been with a virgin and how was the experience? #2 Have any girls had any issues with your uh...size? Thanks Gael!!

Will you still be doing regular rambles every now and again as well?

I'm really bad at asking for things... surprise me?

💖Melissa read my mind!! I want the same...Breathy whispers from behind...Gaelic phrases...Pull my hair and smack my ass as you growl my name, please and thank you! 😘

If I make it through the list, a shout out would be grand !😉 Never had one before. And hmmmmmmmm. I remember a while back you had an audio on Soundcloud about makeup sex? You were jealous because the girl was "flirting" with other guys at the club. Anywho, a new version of that would be nice 😁 Thank you for taking the time to go through all of our banter and requests, amor. Have a fantabulous day!

Can I have a shout out? I'd love to hear you say my name !!

Can I get a sexy shout-out from you? xo

Saving my place

More than anything, I'd like to be your friend. Cheers

I would like some up close sexy whispers from behind! Then smack dat ass. Xo

He's just like Danny DeVito... XD

How tall are you, Gael? Do you like tall girls? ;P And if you can, I'd really love to hear you moan my name for me :3

Rose from Ash

Can I please have a shoutout?! I've always wanted one but never made it in time! 💫

Dolphin