Eating Out

As hot as it was, I wouldn't be comfortable doing this in such a public place.

Kayla Recob

I'm too much of a good girl to let him do it. Lol I have a good girl image to maintain. He can wait until we get home! 😂😂😉😉

This made me uncomfortable 😅😅😅

It takes me about 10 mins to get to this audio, coz the page freezes or goes really slow. Its a shame you cant search for the ones you want....these types of audios are my fave, a strong roleplay, followed by the naughtyness, then the afterglow.. perfect :)

This absolutely finished me off.. spent! Come on Gael, let's make reservations and we can 'eat out', my treat 😉 lol

Now this is something I have yet to have the pleasure of experiencing. .. would love to try it out though, and more than happy to allow our fearless leader break me in. ;)

*waves* Hi! I'm here!

I'm here I'll play

So, 224 patrons... but no one around?? You all on Twitter? Ja??...

Doc, You have me in stitches. Your take on this is both awesome and hilarious!!!😂😂🤗

I sometimes forget to listen to the YouTube versions of the raunchy audios released on Patreon, but I just had the chance to hear the PG-13 edition of Eating Out. It was cute to read the comments section and see how many listeners were all wide-eyed and innocent and tentatively asking, <i>"So, was he...was he...you know...referring to...to cunnilingus?"</i> 😳 (Although to be fair, I didn't learn what "eating out" euphemistically meant until I was 16 and a friend of mine sat me down and explained it to me. What can I say, I was sheltered growing up 😛) I liked the audio, but I wonder if it might have felt a little bit disjointed for listeners who hadn't heard the R-rated version, or maybe who might not have known about the double entendre of "eating out". At the point in the audio where Gael says "I want them" (as the guarantee of sexy shenanigans later at home), he never explicitly states that he wants the listener's panties. I'm guessing that's because he didn't want the audio to cross the 18+ line and potentially be flagged, but I wonder if there's any way to slightly push the envelope to clarify the scene a little. Like maybe say something to the effect of "Yes, that's right...slowly slide them down your legs, feeling the lace caress your skin." (Sorry, I suck at coming up with sexy dialogue!) I mean, I'm sure the vast majority of listeners probably realized he was referring to their panties. But if my oblivious socially awkward self was actually in this kind of scenario, it'd probably go something like this: Gael: "I want them." Doctimus: "What's 'them'?" Gael: *eyes gesturing below the table* "You know...<i>them</i>." Doctimus: "I- I'm sorry, I don't quite follow you. You're going to have to explain this one to me." Gael: "I want what's standing between me and the hot, wet, sensual morsel that I want to devour." Doctimus: "You mean the waiter? Sure, I can get the waiter if you're ready to order! Come to think of it, that lazy bastard hasn't come by our table for ages - it's like he's deliberating avoiding us or something! I'm definitely not tipping him 20% before we leave." Gael: *sighs* "Your PANTIES! I want your panties! For feck's sake, Doctimus, are ye always so violently dense?" Doctimus: "Well...yeah, I'd say I probably am at least 60, 65% of the time. My bad. Uhh, but no, I can't give you my panties right now because I'm wearing pants and I'm not freakin' Houdini. How about my socks? Do you want my socks?" Gael: *buries face in his hands* "Look, let's just order dinner, okay? And maybe later on I'll introduce you to my friend, Seanie. Something tells me that the two of you would get on quite well." But to get back on track, what the audio may have lacked (out of necessity) in explicitly sexual action, it certainly made up for in its subtle sensual dialogue. I enjoyed the "naughty 'n nice" approach where Gael starts by describing how beautiful the listener is and how much he loves kissing her, then gradually progresses to talking about how he's going to rock her world when they get home. In reality I would be far too shy and paranoid to go along with the "under the table" dining in the R-rated version. (I'd be hungry as hell, so I wouldn't want to risk getting caught and kicked out of the restaurant before getting the chance to literally eat a meal.) But I'd be down for the challenge of keeping my composure while sweet nothings and spicy somethings are whispered in my ear, with a bit of PG-13 kissing and caressing thrown in. 😎 All in all, Rick James and I give this audio our stamp of approval! 👍 <img height="200" src="http://i.imgur.com/q8WBvVv.jpg">

Welcome!! I hope you continue to be pleased with your decision. 😄

What is a sexy quality about yourself that people compliment you on? ... umm... none... I just tend to get a generalized "you're a very beautiful woman" every once in a while. Have you given your special parts any nicknames? No. When you cum are you quiet, moaning, screaming? Do you shake, dig your nails into your partner, or motionless? Depends. I'm learning to be loud and "let it go" but I'm really good at silence (I've never lived alone, always family or a roommate potentially within earshot.) What are the differences in how women communicate with other women and how women communicate with men? ... I really don't know... Favorite way to spend your Sunday? Hmmm well I know how I'd LIKE to spend it 😈 but out of my current list of options it'd be sleep late, books and cats, then nature adventure and dinner with the roommate. Favorite Sunday morning meal? ... hmmm, I kinda don't like breakfast... and especially not "breakfast foods" for breakfast... maybe some toast with a little avacado and some tropical fruit.

Trina

Hey, Gael 👋🏻😉 It's DelicateRose83 from twitter. Yesterday I decided to say fuck it and become a patron. I think this is the best decision I've ever made! 😉😍

Guten Morgen Gaelandians! Hope everyone has a pleasant Sonntag - Sunday?! It´s a warm, windy night here... the kind of night that tempts you to run... though I´m too lazy! Haha... Instead just some random questions... hm... let me think... :) What is a sexy quality about yourself that people compliment you on? Have you given your special parts any nicknames? When you cum are you quiet, moaning, screaming? Do you shake, dig your nails into your partner, or motionless? What are the differences in how women communicate with other women and how women communicate with men? Favorite way to spend your Sunday? Favorite Sunday morning meal? So, that´s it for today. Danke für eure Antworten... bis dann - see ya! XD

Holy smokes I may have turned up my earbuds a little too much, but no regrets here though lol 😜

I did ask him that one maybe in the 3-4th ramble XD

Haha, i didn't know he had put his height out there before. I'm a good guesser, LOL! Great minds and all...

And he even cleans up afterward, XDDD!

Seriously, the man has an impressive technique in this area. Most men try to avoid it area altogether or they have no idea what to do down there.

I also think this may be excellent for the Moving In series. I think it would be very well received by the more mainstream fans. It would depend on your plans for the book though.

(*Spoilers* for those who haven’t listened yet ;) First let me say…you deliciously, dirty devil you...*tsk, tsk* sooo naughty. Christ on a pogo stick, that was So. Damn. Hot. (On a side note: I think some sort of rating system is necessary for your audios because I should not have listened to that while driving LMAO! Safety First! So I would give this a 🔥🔥🔥 3-flames out of 3 rating = No operating heavy machinery or driving. XD) Secret sex in public places is fantastic. The whole “am I going to get caught” factor and having to reign in your natural instincts to moan, writhe around, etc. makes it so exciting. All the normal sensations are just...elevated? Heightened? My brain is having difficulty focusing and finding the right word XD! As naughty as it is, there was also something sweet and intimate about it. A stolen moment shared between two lovers who are lost in a world just for them.. I think it was the dialog and the delivery,Gael’s,boyish charm. llike during the whole panty conversation. “Because it’s fucking naughty and I want them. It’s bad And just because I want them.” I found it adorable. Maybe it’s just me. I got sidetracked picturing Gael under the table without being seen. I was amused to say the least. I imagine Gael to be around 6 ft tall. At best, it seems like at least part of his legs/feet would be sticking out somewhere. Even if they weren’t, seems like he would be very scrunched up under there...I know, ridiculous that I could be thinking about anything else but that’s my brain for you... XD. LOVED IT! 💋💕

<b>(Edit: Patreon is being a prize-winning cow today and won't let me post this comment in the Erotic Ramble thread, so I'll try my luck here.)</b> I was curious about the breakdown of the comments in Erotic Ramble thread, so I went through ALL of the comments and put together a few stats (insomnia + being a nerd = comments like this one): Number of people who made requests (questions, scenarios, shoutouts, etc.) = 53 Number of people who made 1 request** = 28 2 requests = 7 3 requests = 5 4 requests = 4 5 requests = 3 6 requests = 1 7 requests = 2 11 requests = 2 17 requests = 1 Well, <i>holy shit</i>. Gael, I'm going to preemptively give you a round of applause for powering through these requests because it's going to take a fair bit of time. I'm half convinced that you're either part robot or wizard (or a robotic wizard) to put as much time and effort as you do into these rambles, and I genuinely want to thank you for it. But if you ever find that we're being a bit too overzealous in the number or complexity of requests we're making for these rambles (or requests that we're making of you in general), then seriously, please let us know. Even Irish robot wizards are susceptible to burnout, and I wouldn't want you to crash and burn because you're too nice to politely ask us to calm our tits/de-stress our breasts/undo the calamities that are our mammaries. <i>**I've defined a request any comment that contained a scenario, question, or shoutout. However, there were some comments that contained a multi-part question or scenario, and there were other comments where I couldn't really tell if the request was serious or in jest. So these numbers aren't perfect.</i>

Yeah - Kathy's back!! 🎉💥💗

How the hell did I miss this posting!??! 😳 I just wandered over here to see Claudia's question for the day. So - gave this a listen and hot, hot, hot 🔥🔥🔥 plus romantic 💗😌; great combo. My favorite part was the soft, quiet licking and sucking right as you went down on her b/c you were trying to be quiet. That shot right through me - ASMR tingles plus other tingles....mmmm delicious 🤗. I usually don't cum when I listen to the straight oral audios - I get worked up but have to finish off with another audio. Not this time! The combination of thinking about the public sex, thinking about having to be quiet and hide my reactions, along with the softer sounds from you, and all your whispered/quiet dirty talk - boom!💥 Two thumbs up for this one 👍👍💋

Jaaa?? ...so?... XP

Help me Sirens, I can't stop listening............🔥✨💫

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Holy crap! You are a very naughty man, Mr Gaelforce! 😜 Loved every minute of it...especially the hushed dirty talk. Hot DAMN! 😈

Trish

Dirty talk is the best talk😋

Hey Claudia!! I don't know if I've actually gotten involved in your daily Q's yet... I would rather wear a bathing suit, never do dishes, be an unimportant character in the last book I read, get around via giraffe, have no elbows, and have spaghetti hair! (Though I seriously thought long and hard about the maple syrup option...I'm way too much of a stereotype.)

Although Gael has very refined taste in food, I think we're all overlooking the true unsung hero of this audio: the waiter. I imagine this is how the poor bastard was feeling the entire time: <img height="250" src="http://i.imgur.com/CwUDBrH.jpg"> I hope you tipped him well for the inconvenience, Gael. XD

Guten Morgen sexy Sirens of Gaelandia! A wonderful Samstag - Saturday to y´all! :) You are in the mood for some quick questions? Ja?... Okay, here we go... just something simple... Would you rather wear a wedding dress every single day or wear a bathing suit every single day? Would you rather never have to clean a bathroom again or never have to do dishes again? Would you rather be an unimportant character in the last movie you saw or an unimportant character in the last book you read? Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe? Would you rather have no fingers or no elbows? Would you rather have edible spaghetti hair that regrows every night or sweat maple syrup? Haha... that shall be enough for today. Danke for your answers... bis dann - see ya! XD

Lord have mercy!This is a hot fantasy though i dont know if i ever do it.I mean if my partner will offer/suggest to eat me out in a restaurant!Gael youre such a naughty boy! xD

Hella rude!! It does that to me too!

Or maybe go out for lunch <em>and</em> listen? 😉 (I'm sure your lunch is long over now though, oh well lol)

Even if the audio was just the dirty talk, I would've been happy....he even said one of my favorite phrases, with 4 of the 'ck' sounds that he makes sound so delicious <em>sotto voce</em>.....

THE SITE CUT THE AUDIO OFF FOR ME HALFWAY THROUGH BECAUSE IT THOUGHT I WASN'T A PATRON. RUDE, PATREON. RUDE.

...I can't even listen to your audios in public, with my headphones at the lowest possible volume, without getting paranoid. Let alone do this XD But that's what fantasies are for! Great job on this~ I loved the phone call, definitely keep playing around with different effects like that!

Welcome! If you were able to listen to this in public and not be noticed, you're more skilled than I am!!

New to patreon, but glad I'm here 😊 I was listening to this on the bus ride home, hopefully no one noticed 😉

Ellie W

You're truly one of us then. Welcome. 😂

Catherine

Mmm yummy! That was mind blowing.So delicious.

Meghan McDonald

New to the family here. Best decision of my life. 😊Downloaded and listened this morning then went to change the music during a run and accidentally played it! Cue almost falling on my ass as I both laughed in embarrassment and got supremely aroused mid-workout. 😂

THAT is a man who enjoys his meals! Rawr!

Sweetz (GFPR)

I'll have what she's having.😂❤

Hushed dirty talk in a public place is só sexy xD Loved it! And I couldn't keep a straight face if that was me sitting there "busy on my phone" 😂

Oh gawd.....this had the goody two shoes in me squirming in embarrassment so much! Dirty talk &amp; fingering under the table, I could handle. But this? 🙈🙈🙈

I just looked at the picture and THERE'S ANOTHER 2 SETS OF LEGS THERE 😱😜 They're sharing the table 😂😂😂

I listened to the majority of this in my jeep on the way to work...pulled up to the parking lot and realized I had no idea how I got there. I was so caught up in this audio....LOVED it Gael 💋

I've not been broken in properly I guess 😇 cuz I'm not crawling under a table. But I would be willing to be the recipient. ESPECIALLY after him just talking about it in the beginning. Fuck.

Catherine

Oh my god, this could NOT be me!! I'd be too embarrassed to do something like this o///o And those soft kisses on "her" clit when "she" ordered for you...that would destroy me! You're gonna kill some poor girl with those tongue-lashing sounds, Gael. Namely me x///x!!

You and me both!

I want my revenge. If it were me I'd crawl right under the table and ask him how he likes being tormented in public.

Rose from Ash

This is literally my dream come true....😍😳😌

I pictured a nice place with floor length white table cloths.

Yep... the right restaurant, the right booth, the right length of tablecloth, I'd totally be down for this. Of course, most likely we'd be going the other way (me on my knees, hehe). But, dimly lit restaurants where this kind of privacy is afforded are just not the type of places that we frequent. Boo. :( But, anyway... this was very well done. And definitely enjoyable.

Kelly S

Good gracious! My heart would probably stop or I would burst out laughing nervously as soon as Gael touched me. The dinner was a cover up fir his kink of puplic sex acts for sure c; I'd be like " you better take me on this table in front of everyone. " Just kidding 😅 Great work again, amor.

Omg I would be so beet-red I would become a light source in the restaurant. There's <em>no way</em> I'd get away with this!!! <em>But......</em>that's part of what makes these audios so brilliant.....I get to enjoy the naughtiness safely and without consequence. You're on to something, Gael!!! That bit about the panties, tho. 🔥🔥💥 Your voice lost juuuust a touch of the playfulness, enough for "her" to take your request seriously, and enough to send the hotness spiralling upwards....🌪💦 (Lets be honest, I like bossy-Gael....) Out of curiosity just how far is this table from the <em>rest of the restaurant</em>??? Because Gael you get a perfect 10 for enthusiasm, but a 1.2 for subtlety.......📢 LOL I'm listening to it again and suddenly had a thought......what if the waiter's in on it? After all, Gael arranged <em>something</em> with him in advance. I'm imagining this eagle-eyed waiter glancing over every 5-10 minutes waiting for the signal....but the signal isn't Gael waving him over, the signal is "her" sitting up close to the table, shoulders up, hands clenching and unclenching, head down and eyes closed, and Gael nowhere in sight. OR, if there isn't a floor-length table-cloth (I kept trying to figure out the layout and logistics, lol), Maitre d'Eagle Eyes can see motion, or Gael's shoes, or perhaps there's a furtive "it's time, come on over" gesture from Gael... <em>Third time listening. I swear I'm being gradually conditioned.....Certain Sounds now have a -direct- line to Certain Anatomy of mine.......and HOW did I not notice the 'sharing' before?? I must have been, uh, distracted.....</em>

I think when the waiter came over was the best part!

Kelly S

"fuck me running backwards" and "pussy clenching HOT" will now be joining my regular vernacular. LOVE! haha But, definitely a good description!

Kelly S

Happy Friday! That was definitely worth the wait! 😊😎😳

Hella sexy, gorgeous! Started listening just as my boss decided to aproach my desk. Took one earbud off, nodded as if I gave a fuck about what he was saying. Only part of his monologue I paid attention to: Boss: you look happy, looking forward to your weekend? Me: Mine's already started😏 Great job, Gael! Keep 'em coming, keep us cummin'!

Gri (Sassy_One)

Get it, "eat out"

Prude alert. I would Neverrrrrrr do this!!! I feel flushed right now... with embarrassment. I always picture myself in the situation so... (shudders) I'd be up for some touching, actually, now I'm not so sure. Very well executed Gael!!

I agree with this on so many levels LOL. I do love the details like the phone call and the background sounds too, it makes the whole thing so much more immersive.

codenamecynic

Thank gods today is a half-day at work! Hmm... maybe I'll listen, then go out for lunch...

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

😂😂😂

Growl on that pusssaaaayyy

And after a two week leave of absence you got my mojo screaming back with a vengeance! My gawd and holy hotness Batman! That was good Gael, really good 😳😍😊

Kathy M

Oh My Gawd........ fuck me running backwards!!!! That was PUSSY CLENCHING HOTT!!!!😍😍😍 Have mercy on me!!!

Holy crap! Ok on second thought that was a bad idea. Not joking I almost hit a fire hydrant while trying to park while listening to this😶😶😶. Lol I could only imagine me trying to explain why I did that, if I had actually hit it... well officer you see I was listening to an Irishman making out with me in public 🤣💚🍀

Mrscoffeebeans

Loving thinking how much preparation you must put into this - you must get horny to do these? That's what's the biggest turn on for me ..

"We should eat out a lot more..." ...you just did! 😂 Alright, seriously: this was really hot, so you get an A for that. I loved the little touches, the phone call, not having to do the dishes (👍) - though the panties part definitely reminded me of the Fifthy Shades trailer... XD But hey, nobody said that only they can do it. 😉 I'd probably die if someone did this to me - I'd most likely kick them if they got under the table like this. XD But again, really fucking hot fantasy. I've thought that in the end you're getting busted. But I really loved it, you dirty bastard. (You'd probably get tied up after this... you know... for dessert.... 😂)

"Because it's fuckin' nor-dee". Holy fuck yes it is 😱🙌👏😀

Yes! Love when my man has an urgent, healthy appetite!! So hott 🔥🔥 No mercy when the waiter cums over... gah! 😳😌

Still at work... :/ i just can't listenning your beautiful voice

Lmao

I'd take out my phone alright. Lights, camera, action 🎬.

Catherine

Oh Hoo my Jaysus! You have no mercy!

We should really go out to eat more often

Don't hate us Frau Claudia 😄😊☺️

Kathy M

Jayzuz Feckin Christ, heaven help me! Will ne listening on the drive in to work..will report back later...😍

Oh girl I wouldn't make it 😂😂!

💖 You wouldn't have had to convince me! 😉

Yup

Mmmmmmm....... at work....time to breakout the earbuds...sip my coffee and multitask 😊

Aha! As soon as Herr Gael appears everyone is suddenly there!!...hmmpfff... ;)... well... understandable.... somehow.... maybe...

Weeeelll if you insist 😉

This is going to be a work commute listen 😋

Mrscoffeebeans

Guess I'll have to listen at work. *sigh* 😉

😔 Have to wait until tomorrow evening to listen to it... *sigh* 😔

I'm already enjoying myself to another one of your videos. Let's continue with this 😍

It's too early... 😋 Coffee first

First!

Kathy M