Seanie Scenarios!

Yes to all of that.

Maybe you could try to incorporate a public oral session with Seanie walking in (but this time, maybe not getting an elbow to the groin, eh? 😂) The idea is very incomplete, I know (I'm definitely NOT a scriptwriter), but maybe, for example, the listener works at a record label and while Seanie is doing his thing in the booth, Gael is... well... doing his thing… (Seanie is in LA, after all, and he had to scrape up all that cash to get his 10 minutes) or maybe, an extension/alternate version of the “Moving In: Eating Out” audio where Seanie sees the listener “alone” at the table and slides on over and tries awful pickup lines while Gael continues, telling her not to let on what is happening below? Well, just some ideas I thought I might share...

Seanie is so much fun. ❤ I dunno what work to recommend for him but I hope he continues to make appearances in your audios.

Lindsay Fritz

He could try making a recipe from @MyVeganLife...his personal touch on the flatbread? ;))

Gri (Sassy_One)

Seanie could offer himself as a Gaelic tutor.

Rose from Ash

Adroditi wanted to add: Seanie on a firdt date 😆

Seanie decides to run a kissing booth in the St. Patrick's Day County Fair.

Gri (Sassy_One)

But *shudder* what if she is just as clueless as he is?

Trina

💖Seánie gets a job writing for a greeting card company...birthday, get well, anniversary and such. Of course he pens the first off the wall things that pop into his mind, which are ridiculous for the occasion! Or writing jingles for Irish products, commercials. 😊

I'm afraid my view of the poor lad is the picture Gael posted of the green underwear, outrage beats and top hat. 😂

I think Seanie is a good looking guy. Dark hair, dark eyes. So when you look up at him you're intrigued. Then he opens his mouth and doesn't even try to be charming and is so daft that you cant look past it.

Catherine

Okay, I have a question yet again! XD Tell us... How do you imagine Seanie?? Hm?.... :)) How does he look like?...

More of Seanie's prospective shenanigans: - Seanie gets a job as a door-to-door salesman (the product he's trying to pitch could be anything you want - perhaps a Vibease? 😝 Maybe he could try to sell one to Gael if you want to throw in a Gael cameo) - Seanie tries to make money on the side by pretending to be a psychic/fortune teller - Seanie is invited to be the guest speaker at a high school/college graduation (maybe as a seasonal-type audio when June rolls around)

Seanie gets a job at the zoo - maybe letting the visitors into the cages (or well, too near them) wasn't the best idea...

Guten Morgen Frau General! :) Have a lovely Friday you too! :)

Oh my! I forgot to say ... Guten Morgen sweet Gaelandian girls! A happy Freitag - Friday to y´all! XD Are you good today? ...weekend plans? No questions today, I´m too lazy... hehe... Bis später - see ya... :))

Seanie is on holiday in London and since he is always trying to make it big he decides to go for the gold. He finds himself at the palace and is chatting up the Queen of England trying to charm her with his Irish charm over tea. Commenting her on her 'tasty treats' and 'moist cake'. Maybe he's trying to get with the princess through the queen. 😉😂

Seanie attends a serious interview to be an erotic audio artist 🙊🙉🙈😂😂😂

Seanie has heard about the famous cow pie clocks that sell online, and the fortune they have brought in (<a href="http://cowpieclocks.com/cowpieclocks.html)." rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://cowpieclocks.com/cowpieclocks.html).</a> Seanie decides that he's going to make some as well but with the dog crap he's been collecting. This is as ridiculous, lol.

Karaoke!!!!

Seanie was called 2 be an extra in Game of Thrones.His mission..2 pick all the dragon shit up.😂

Seanie interrupting Gael's sexy times is all I need in life 😂

From Dominikia who isn't a patreon YET -Seanie and the seagulls. :D :D

Seanie tries a GF-style meditation audio but can't seem to get the "calming" aspect quite right. Seanie is trying to teach a foreign girl some Irish but she can't understand a thing he's saying. Seanie got himself a date and they're cruising down the highway when his car breaks down. Karaoke.

Wasn't this an episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air?😂😂😂

Or hunt for the gold at the end of the rainbow 😂

Hahahaah and like lists his features as if he was a car model. And they are all horrible. "I am new and improved! I stop picking me teeth with me toe nails!:

Sweetz (GFPR)

I was hungry arrigh? I didn't get me lunch before comin to work and you don't need all these chips, like!

Sweetz (GFPR)

I just keep thinking about that horrendous sex ed video now and wonder what Seanie would say if he watched it.

OMFG, yesss!! Malibu's Most Wanted style! Hahaha

Yes, Patreon can be like that grrr!

I read that in his voice 😂😂😂 Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Or Seanie's best Lizard King voice XD

😂😂😂😂yes!!!!!

Trina

Oh, there´s one scenario I´d actually like to hear.... Could Seanie hunt a leprechaun??... I wanna hear your thickest leprechaun impersonation... hahaha....

Somewhere down the road, after he's put through many trials and tribulations he'll need some sort of redemption arc. Maybe where he gets the girl or some such 🤔😊

Kathy M

Personal trainer giving awful advice. 😂 "Yeh. Ah noe ahm not in deh best shape but I have women trippin' over demselves to get some, ya know wat ah mean boi?" Or training a girl. Helping with squats. Lawd.

Working at Chippendale's (or Hooters BWAH!) as a waiter in hopes for a big tip when people see his hawt bod. But I imagine him to be 90 lbs soaking wet, poor lad. 😂 Cue the antics, tripping. Spilling food on a woman's TOP (and attempting to wipe it up) Wrong orders etc. And at the end, expecting a tip worthy of tip top service :p First thing that came to mind. I 😍 this character

Ewww, that word !

💖Please, I beg of you Gael!! Ixnay on the pidersay!!! Hope you understand Pig Latin 😁

I LOVE IT!!!

MOIST. .. ... I don't have any scenario suggestion (there are so many good ones above) but I feel like Seanie would be the guy to try to use "moist" in a sexual situation 😬😂😂

Trina

Third time lucky (although I feel it may have lost it's spontaneity!) I had a retro moment when I saw this post! “Good Morning Angels” “Good Morning Gael” <img src="”<a"><img src="https://thumb.ibb.co/cOYNVa/Gaels_angels.jpg">”&gt;

Seanie gets a job with an exterminator to rid the neighborhood of "rats with wings". Sorry, that's all I've got...been awake all night again.

OK Patreon is eating my comments... I'm trying to post an image to go with the comment that I made earlier - the one that has now disappeared twice.. (thank you lovely Foxy for trying to help. I'm not sure why I'm bothering cos it's really making me a bit stressed now!) AND cos it's eaten my comment it's eaten your reply too Marcia. Apart from that... as you were...

Seanie is terrified of insects and has a standoff with a flying cockroach or spider

Seanie runs into his ex with her new guy and still hits on her

What if Seanie Boy is on his first day as a waiter, who ends up eating ppls leftovers and sips on drinks before getting them to the tables

Gri (Sassy_One)

Seanie tries to be a personal male lap dancer for a small group of women, but tries TOO hard to dance sexy, and ends up messing up.

Holy cow, these girls are on fire! :D Let's see... Seanie attempts to be a pet sitter, but the pets are being difficult/can't stand him.

He receives a lottery sweepstakes check advertisement in the mail and tries to cash it at the bank😂

Goes to sell plasma...

Tries to sell a kidney

Seanie hears that he can rent out his house for a movie set/commercial shoot. *ideas of where this could go -he forgets to tell his roommate/mother -he has nowhere else to go so he lives in his car across the street. Gets caught watching the actresses. - keeps trying to photobomb/get into the show. Show cancels and he gets nothing.

Sorry, I had to spread it out like that. Patreon wouldn't let me post otherwise!😡

I'm guessing he's not the brightest and mistaken the word WRAP for RAP. I feel bad i set poor seanie up!😛

Lol. Poor seanie!

Wrap Christmas presents the fastest...

And finds out its a competition to see who can..

Etc. etc. he arrives..

How he's gonna have bitches(girls) from left to right. Money coming outta his ass..Livin large in the big city.He can finally be snoop dog of the world,and not the dog pound he works for!😂

He's hyped as hell.Brags to all his friends...

It's from December 5th-8th..

It takes place at Macy's in Herald Square. On live t.v..His big break.the next Eminem...

He's on the bus going home after work.Bored he checks his E-mail.He gets one saying hes been chosen to participate in an "Epic wrap battle in the U.S.. All expenses paid"..

Yes Margo! Mail order husband! Lmao

Seanie tries to sell him self as a mail order husband😂

😂

All these suggestions are so good. I especially like the idea of Gael being pestered into "mentoring" Seanie! This has definitely got legs Boi! :-)

If he needs some cash....do you get money for Samenspenden - sperm donation in Ireland??...just curious... XP

I love it! I can imagine him trying to moan like Gael and sound like he's injured instead 😂

Love it

Seanie has an awkward confession to a priest after a night out

I was thinking of Seanie listening to Gael and basically taking the piss (did I use the phrase right?) out of Gael saying he could do better than him lol...can you imagine seanie trying to imitate Gael? 😂

Seanie goes to get his yearly checkup and thinks the nurse wants him because she's grabbing on him

LOL!!!!! I like that Ashlee....that would be so ridiculously hilarious!

Seanie just watched Grease and hes trying to pick up women by being cool like Danny. 🙄

He meets a cougar or a girl with man- hands😊

Seanie is jealous of Gael because he has all the ladies fawning over him.

There's no such thing as a bad idea here! Everyone has something awesome that they can bring to the table 😎

Think: the girl who loved Erkle.

Seanie meets a girl who loves his ass so much hes turned off by her. Or she is as ratchet as he is.

Seanie somehow manages to snag himself a beour and now he doesn't know what to do. He wants to get into her pants so he wings it and hilarity insues. Or he calls up his pal the Gael to get tips on what to do. 😂

Seanie giving the sex ed talk XD (SORRY too much sex ed going on here)

Seanie and Gael scenarios might be better. Like Seanie wants to learn how to flirt with women, Gael tries to teach him to flirt and he tries what he learned on a woman but it goes horribly wrong 😂😂😅

All I can think of are Seanie versions of Gael scenarios, lol. Like Seanie getting pulled over for speeding and trying to flirt his way out of a ticket, only it goes so hilariously wrong he gets arrested because the officer thinks he's drunk

codenamecynic

There are so many better ideas than the ones I had. Y'all are so creative 😆😂

Seanie gets drunk at a night club and tries to dance with all the ladies. :-)

Seanie could also be an ice cream taste tester. I can see that going wrong too 😂 He tastes the ice cream, eats way too much ice cream, goes on a sugar high and flirts with everyone he sees 😂😂😂

Seanie goes on a job interview. It'd be great to hear him try to convince someone why they should hire him for a well paying position he is grossly under-qualified for.

Oh, yes please!!! I will actually bat my eyelashes at you like an old-fashioned silent film heroine if it helps make this one hapen, haha!

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Seanie comes to America to wow the gals with his exotic accent. Sure enough, the accent lands him into a sorority house. Language miscommunications and Seanie jokes create a mess, etc...

I love this idea!

Seanie is adorable 😂😂😂 I'll think of an idea and let you know 😋😘

Seanie trying to make some cash by working in an adult shop? Would be funny! XD

I'VE SAID THAT ONE ALREADY XD HAHA Edit: ooops, this sounded mean... it's meant more like: great minds think alike! ;P Sorry.

Last one from me, then I'll sit on my hands &amp; let others take the lead: Seanie tries to get lovely women tourists to hire him as their personal tour guide around Cork.

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Yes the best man one

Seanie tries his hand as a personal shopper / style consultant... a boudoir photographer... a life coach / motivational speaker...

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Seanie as an Über driver...

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Seanie tries hiring himself out as a male escort. What could *possibly* go wrong?

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Ohhhh, hitting on someone while grocery shopping XD

Blind Date O.o xD

Sweetz (GFPR)

Bartender who is always drinking the product!

Sweetz (GFPR)

Ooh! Seanie sets out to become a big YouTube star! He thinks it'll make him rich &amp; get him girls...

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

And I'd still squee in delight to hear older phone sex Gael try to mentor Seanie -- or Gael Who Brings All the Gulls to the Yard try to teach him to record sexy audios because Seanie wants to sell them on iTunes.

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Seanie writes a romance novel to sell on Amazon?

*as a caterer, even! X-P

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Related: Seanie tries to set himself up ss a caterer. (I have this flash of Seanie in my head, explaining to a potential client that a formal do is no problem -- he'll cut the crusts off the peanut butter sandwiches and put those fancy toothpicks in the chips, but y'know... do as you will, if you use the idea!)

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Seanie goes on a date based off a hilariously exagerated online dating profile. It does not go as planned. Best-man Seanie at a wedding, trying to hit on all the bridesmaids. It does not go as planned. 50 Shades of Seanie, where absolutely nothing ever goes as planned XD

codenamecynic

Seanie tries event planning on the side -- sure how hard can it be to put together a party? *cue anticipatory facepalm*

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Could he advertise himself as a sexy handyman but obviously he knows nothing about construction?

He tries to get out of walking all the dogs at work himself by taking too many of them to a park -- no, a shopping center! -- and trying to get passing ladies to rent them out for walks. (Bonus: he's heard that being out with a dog is a great way to pick up beours -- so shouldn't being out with, say, 20 dogs be 20x as effective?)

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Seanie hears that "Dick pics" are a common thing in America, so he tries to sell tourist gals photos of locals named Richard. (Just regular face shots, of course.)

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

And flirts with everyone during it... XD

Seanie does a GF style Q&amp;A ramble... cos I'm in love w him &amp; I wanna get to know him 😂😂😂😚😚😚 Edit: Perhaps an erotic ramble from Seanie too? 😋

The sexy ramble thing XD S: "Hey, lemme talk to the gurls, will ya?" G: "I'm trying to work here, can't you see it?" S: "Come on boi, just lemme blow them some kisses, come on now boi!" G: "For fucks sake like..." XD

This fecker's getting mighty popular😂😂 Ok, here it goes: Seanie tries to take over a sexy ramble Seanie offers to house-sit Gael's place for a weekend, with a back plan to turn it into a B&amp;B. He charges extra for pics with poor Bobby, so tourists can have the whole 'real Irish experience'. He enters a stand-up comedy contest for a money prize. Will get back with more!! ;))

Gri (Sassy_One)

I would enjoy hearing Seanie attempting to flirt. Somehow everything he says just brightens my day XP he's adorable.

Rose from Ash

Yes for the fire, especially knowing Gael... XD 🔥🔥🔥 About the music thing... I definitely have something for that in the works... XD

So many possibilities, so little time 😎 - Seanie tries speed dating for the first time - Seanie goes to the gym to <del>attempt to impress women as he tries to</del> work out - Seanie takes a cooking class <del>in an attempt to impress women</del>. Hilarity ensues because he can't cook worth shit and things have a tendency to burst into flames around him in a kitchen - Seanie goes to a casting call to try to land a role in a porn flick - Seanie wants to branch out into the music industry so he makes a demo tape to send to a record label - Seanie Does Dallas (nah, just kidding...unless you can find a way to make it work 😝)

THIS PLEASE

Maybe he's trying to make some money playing strip poker xD Of course he will lose and end up with just his skivvies, but he's a trier so maybe even those will dissappear! 😂

YES FOR CORNY JOKES

Do what you want with him.... :) Aber - but bitte, bitte nooooo corny jokes!!!! Ja??? ...please!!!?? XPP Please?...

I'm for a date scenario too!! 😝 Sharing a Happy Meal together... XD

I can imagine Seanie trying to flirt in French or Spanish... 😂 😂 😂

Is he Irish? 'Cause his dicks-a-Dublin. Tell him to come over to my place and I'll show him my Lucky Charms. We would get along great because I have punny pick-up-lines too.

He could always try and charm the beautiful tourist girls around Cork City ;P

I'd still go on a date with him... XD