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Herzlichen Glückwunsch Laura.Enjoy your PA Liebes!!!

Gute Besserung!! And oh my am I excited for the PA. 😻 But most importantly: take a rest and get well soon! 😯

Laura

Guten morgen Frau Claudia. I hope you have a very good day today. Aww poor pear trees. Btw, i just want to answer the question regarding beverages. I WILL DRINK 2 AND MORE LITER OF TEA, ESP CHAMOMILE AND JASMINE AND GREEN TEA. XD

Guten early Morgen Fraugen Mädls. Hope everyone has a splendid Sonntag -Sunday!? Last night´s storm snapped one of my pear trees :(... hm, but at least it´s ashes will provide a wonderful glaze. :) And no picnic today... it´s still too dangerous in the woods. Instead I will watch the guys chopping wood... hmmmm... XD So,here are some assorted silly Fragen... If your life was a sitcom, what would it be called? Hot fudge or Schlagrahm - whipped cream? If you had to dress like a cartoon character, who would it be? If you had to drink 2 liter of any beverage, what would it be? What is the funniest pickup line someone has tried to use on you? Do you think rock, paper, Schere - scissors is an effective way to solve disagreements? Danke my dears... enjoy your day... bis dann XD

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Laura

I just now realized the guy in this pic had on gloves! Can't possibly think of why that is. Perhaps it was the 'R' in the back ground that drew my attention (Noo, I was not staring at his chest that just happens to be at the same eye level!). There is yet a nother 'R' in the back ground right over the trash. (I was NOT staring at his tight round ass!! What do you take me for?? I was wondering if THIS 'R" stood for "refuse" since it's right above the trash can) I was also thinking- "poor guy, he needs help tying the strings on the front of his shorts (Once again, No! I was not staring at the 'protrusion at the front of his shorts..it's the strings I was staring at--what if he trips over them? I happen to take safety in the kitchen very seriously) As a matter of fact..I should probably wipe up the water on the counter...slowly and methodically. I'm serious! We wouldn't want anyone to have a slip and fall! You know what? I'm just gonna help him with the rest of the dishes. There's still some on the counter next to him (If they were already clean he would have put them up side down on a towel) I'll just slip up behind him (not enough room on the side-there's no need for you to scroll up- I already checked) that way we can BOTH use the water at the same time. I don't need gloves. I wouldn't be able to feel his....hold the dish in my hand properly....slippery, you kow. You know this may take a while. Why don't you read through other post while I help him bust a nu...SUDS... bust some suds...yeah....washing dishes...that's all. Ooops little puddle on the floor...let me just bend down and....

This isn't so much gossip as it is an account of how lazy I'm being this morning, my Queen. It's already 10 am and I'm still lying in bed, trying to motivate myself to get up and do stuff. I'm currently staying in the guest bedroom at my brother's house, and holy crap, he and his wife live in far more luxury than I do. As much as I'd love to continue to make use of this comfy bed, I should probably make use of my bro's home gym (he has, among other things, an elliptical, treadmill, and a freaking squat rack!), and then make use of his Internet connection so that I can get some work done. Which I will totally do...but just 5 more minutes of sleepy sleeps first 😴

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Ssso silent today, sssweet humans? Come on... tell me some juicy gosssip? Hm?... I won´´ t eat you, promissse!...

I have to be honest: I was sympathetic, but I was also thinking 'sexy husky voice..yay!'. I do care, I swear 😚 But he did say it was just a little cold 😉😆. Can you do us a favour, G, and do a little Barry White "Can't get enough of your love, babe" ❤

Get well soon. 💕

Ginger tea with gin in, you'll still feel pretty crap but you won't care after you're halfway down the mug! Hope you feel better soon! ^^

Welcome back! Feel better soon! Take good care of yourself! 💕💕

School's in session? Raise your hand if you'd love to be Teacher's Pet!!! We'd clap those erasers clean....don't know what that would be a euphemism for, but hey...let's run with it!

@Doc.. I was to busy saving myself from the same " unfortunate event" to be mortified..(I at least made to the room) and yes she did win some money that night!! about $300

Nikki-Nik

I'm ready for school of Gael, let's do this thing! 😜😍 Glad you made it home safely, feel better soon handsome. 😘

Oh God, I would've been mortified if housekeeping staff had had to put down cones to cordon off my own <i>Lemony</i> Snicket's Very Unfortunate Event 😵 I hope your friend at least won a pile of money at the casino that night 😯

Hello Frau Claudia..may I chime in?? :) 1. Yes I have peed my pants laughing..at my friend at a Casino where she peed on the floor from laughing.. and housekeeping put up cones where she peed!!! 2. Yes have been on a blind date..was nice we became great friends 3. Sadly no aliens in real life 4. On the bed sheets.. 2 dogs who know they shouldn't be.. 5. I scream all the time..happy..sad..angry..confused. whatever/whenever 😆😆😆

Nikki-Nik

Wow, your Gaelic is really coming along, Marcia! 🤗 You're using Duolingo, if I recall correctly?

Will message you tomorrow Gael!!! Wooo hoo! Round two!

Meghan McDonald

Bummer! It's so early in the year for colds. I hope you feel better soon!

Hallo Frau Claudia! I picked up my boyfriend from the airport this evening and I'm very glad to have him back home. Have I ever wet myself laughing? I don't think so. I have peed my pants from being scared though. I was a teenager and was mortified. Go on a blind date? I have never been on a blind date. Unless online dating counts and in those cases I find out as much about the person before we meet. I have a Ph.D in facebook stalking. ;-) Seen an alien? Nope and no thank you. Alien movies and shows freak me out. What's on my bed sheets? My boyfriend. Poor thing is super tired from all the traveling. Have I screamed loudly in public? Yes. American football games, concerts, other events. Or when something startles me, like a sudden loud noise.

Hallo, Claudia! Happy to be back on the answering side instead of the asking side for today's Fragen. (Most of those questions came from an old "masculinity" test a classmate of mine dreamed up years ago. The mapping-the-sea-floor question was just me being a goose.) Planning a drive up to the parents' to see the eclipse this weekend, but traffic is already a nightmare. Preparing to spend the entirety of Sunday and Monday locked in a car. D: And now, this: Have you ever peed your pants laughing? — Not that I recall. Maybe as a little kid? Would you go on a blind date? — Ummm...possibly. It does depend largely on who's set up the date and why. I was prepared to do so for a friend once. One of her husband's friends kept whining to them about how he was single and how he'd reeeeeeeally like it if they'd fix him up with one of their friends, so she had me on deck in case she finally lost her patience. She was well aware that my tactic would be to scare the absolute crap out of him with my foul-mouthed, bullheaded self. I offered to wear a slutty outfit for the occasion, as he was a conservative Christian. I never had to go on the date. :V Have you ever seen an alien? — Every day. Two of my friends are immigrants. *rimshot* What is on your bed sheets? — Quilts, lol. No patterns except for a little embroidery, although if anyone thinks I'm not lusting after the TIE fighter sheets that ThinkGeek sells/was selling, they are sorely mistaken. Have you ever geschrien - screamed loudly in public? — Not in public—at school, yes, but not in the middle of a street or something. I've never had to.

Guten Morgen sweet Sirens. A pleasant Samstag - Saturday to everyone. Hope you are all fit and well? Ja, and willkommen zu hause Herr Gael. It´s a really stormy night here, but I´m gonna crawl back into my nice and safe bed in a minute. I just hope morgen - tomorrow will be a sunny day... I´m planning a little picnic in the Wald - woods :) Some Fragen, if you like? Have you ever peed your pants laughing? Would you go on a blind date? Have you ever seen an alien? What is on your bed sheets? Have you ever geschrien - screamed loudly in public? Danke for your Antworten my dear Fraugen. And thanks Rachel for yesterday´s Fragen... bis später XD

So our Gael has a cold. How much do you want to bet he's already put that sexy voice to use...even though he should be resting? Oh Gael, you sexy M/F you!!

Thank you Amy for the reminder..DONE!! Much love to Gael!!

I VOLUNTEEERRRRRRR!!!!

Comhghairdeas, a chairde dheas! (Congrats, lovelies!) Failte abhaile, a chara! Hope you &amp; your bounce-back-ability show that cold who's boss! School's starting indeed! Do you need a T.A. by any chance? There are a number of us here who would give excellent... assistance. We're very passionate... about education, I mean. 😉😎

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

*points frantically at the paragraph about antibiotics* THIS.

I will be sitting next to Maya. I have bad eyesight so I always sit in the front to pay "close attention" to what the teacher is wearing....errr I mean saying.

Hope you feel better soon G! 😊😘 Congrats to Magical Lala and Meghan McDonald! Enjoy your PAs😉

Fáilte abhaile Binneas!! So sorry you are feeling under the weather. Hope you are feeling "right as rain" soon. You were sorely missed!! Rest up and eat lots of "sicin" noodle soup (with vegan sicin of course!!). Settle in with a nice, hot cupán tae and relax. Oh and congrats to the winning ladies!!

It depends on the vegan (I'm vegan only for the purposes of avoiding allergenic protein sources, so I'll eat honey), but a "traditional" vegan will not consume/use any products that are obtained without consent of the producer. By that definition, honey is not vegan (can't exactly ask permission from the bees), but human breastmilk would be.

No one's chimed in with acetaminophen, ibuprofen, or pseudoephedrine yet? I know we're all about science here, so I'm gonna get evidence-based <i>in yo face</i> for a moment ☝️😎<br><br>Honey actually is better for cough than placebo, although it seems like that's off the table for Vegans. Zinc might help slightly, but there's no significant difference between it and placebo. Excess Vitamin C just gets renally cleared and excreted in the urine, but hey, if it makes you feel better, why not?<br><br>Oh, and if you happen to have leftover antibiotics sitting around your house, please, <i>please</i> resist the urge to take them. This isn't a well-known tidbit of info, but there's actually an 11th Commandment, which is <i>Thou shalt not misuse thy antibiotics.</i> Unfortunately Moses succumbed to the siren song of Big Pharma, and now over 2000 years later we are plagued by antibiotic resistance.<br><br>Err...and I hope you feel better soon, too! I swear I'll one day remember that it's greetings and well wishing first, science second 😧

Feel better soon, amor 🤒💙

Thanks Mommy! ;P (winks endlessly)

Pro tip, Gael: When you're sick-ish, it's totally fine to ask someone else to do the dishes. 😘

And congratulations to the draw winners! 💕

Laura

Welcome home, handsome. 💕I hope you're feeling back to 100% soon--sending you some extra love and kisses to help you feel better. 💋💋💋 As the other lovelies suggested, tea with a little apple cider vinegar really helps for sore throats and congestion. (I know this stuff cause I'm a mom. 😉👍🏻) And I start back to school on Monday, but I'm pretty sure what you're planning will be a lot more fun! 😘

Laura

Welcome back! Protect the pipes. Are you a gargle apple cider vinegar kind of guy? It's saved me a millions times. And congrats ladies!

Nathalie

Take care of yourself Handsome. Hope you're feeling better soon. Congrats ladies! Enjoy!

Welcome back, G! Sorry about the cold, though. Get plenty of vitamin C and rest. Have you ever had ginger tea (just ginger and hot water; sugar/agave and lemon is optional)? It helps me when I feel sick, so it may help the bug. And congrats to Lala and Meghan!! :D :D

Aw sweetness, I'm so sorry you have a cold. I really wish you a speedy recovery! But welcome back! I'm sure you know all of your ladies missed you something terrible! I didn't realize vegans don't eat honey. I've been told all it is is "bee spit!". (Yeah, I stopped eating it after that!). Anyhoo... Congrats ladies! Enjoy the Lovins!

Welcome back! It hasn't been five mins and you're thinking about audios ♥️ Do rest up! On the bright side you sound really sexy when you have a cold as well so (bright side) 😉 rest up and I'll see you as soon as the bell rings for class.. I'll be in the front row 😘

Congratulations girls and Gute Besserung Gael😳🍃

Yay! Welcome home! I mean, not yay about the cold but yay you're back. Can't wait to hear what you have in store for us. :3

Prue

Nice bin

Welcome home Sunshine! Sending back some of the warmth &amp; awesomeness you have shared with us, selfless lad you are! &lt;3 Rest! Congrats Ladies! Great weekend to all!! &lt;3

Welcome back! Many wishes for your improved health ⭐🌺😘🌸

Cosmic

Delicate Rose... You are asking what we all are wondering!! Besides wanting "our" Gael to feel better.. Its like.. "Wait..what.. is that him.. did he just really give us this gift"??!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 lol

Nikki-Nik

Waaaaaaaaah, you're back! Yeeeeeeeeey! Hope you have a lovely, lovely, awesome time away! Do take care of yourself though. So easy to get poorly these days; we all work so hard. x

Ileandra & Raven

Welcome back G, hope you feel better soon ❤ Congratulations girls! Goes quietly away to listen to getting dirty with the dishes audio...

Curiosity is getting the better of me... who's that in the pic? 👀😉😂 Lmao. But seriously, stay hydrated and take it easy this weekend 😘 Tea with a little bit of lemon juice might help. Hopefully ☺️ Uh oh. My "need to want to take care of a person with the cold" bit is coming through 😳😂😂 I get like that when I hear someone's not feeling good 😅 Anyway, try that tea with lemon juice thing if you want. It might help ☺️ I would say put a little honey in the tea too but I know vegans don't eat honey 😅 I hope your cold goes away soon 😘

Aw feel better soon! ❤️ Congratulations ladies!!

Welcome back! Aaww colds are the worst, especially when they hit you after a vacation. Make sure to get some vitamin C and elderberry in you to help fight it!

I hope his idea of school is more fun than the version of school I've been playing all week! 😉😂

Salut G welcome home !Felicitations aux Gagnantes( congrats lovelies!!) .Fight back that nassty cold G💥💣,Really Hope you'll feel better soon love💋🍋🍊🍊🍋🍍🍋🍊🍋🍊🍋 !

Welcome home lovely!I hope you get well soon! ❤️

Greek Goddess

Aw, poor fella. Gael, I'm so sorry to hear you're feeling a bit under the weather, and I hope settling in goes smoothly. Feel better soon ❤! Take care. Xoxo 😙💋

1st-Take good care of ya, feel better, sweetheart! 2nd-Is that your particular way of saying that we'll be getting lessons soon?🤔

Gri (Sassy_One)

Welcome home, Gael!! I hope your vacation was everything you wanted it to be 💖 now please drink some tea and get well soon, dammit!

Oh, congratulations on your nominations at esensualbooks! Really moving up in the world! 💕😊 Ladies, if you haven't already, remember to vote! Here's the link: <a href="http://www.esensualbooks.co.uk/category-131.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.esensualbooks.co.uk/category-131.html</a>

Welcome home! I hope you feel better soon.

Lots of vitamin C and don't overdo it 😊sending hugs, hope you feel better soon ❤️😘

Gillian Cann

Heeey hope you had a lovely vacation Gael! Can't wait to hear more from you. Ps. Take something to avoid the cold. Kisses!

Nicoleta

Welcome home , I hope you feel better soon 💝💋. Congratulations ladies 🙂

Hey there, luv! Welcome back! Sorry about your cold -- summer colds are awful. Hope you feel better soon, and try not to work too hard. 💕😊 And congrats, ladies!

Poor puddin, always so sickly.

Catherine

Congrats girls!! 🌈🎈🍹🌹🍰

Yaaay, you're alive! &lt;3 Again with that nasty cold... take care love, don't let it sweep you off your feet! ;)

Hope you feel better soon! And congrats to the winners. ^.^

Welcome home! Hope you feel better quickly and getting back into the swing of things isn't too rough on you xx

Hey, G! Sorry to hear you have a cold 🙁 *caring instincts instantly kick in* 😂😂😂❤️ Hope you feel better soon ❤️ And congrats, lovelies 😘

Welcome back Gael! Aww you need some ginger and turmeric tea to get you feeling better again. Congratulations ladies! ❤️❤️

Always_Wondering

Welcome home!😘 Hopefully, your cold goes away soon.

Welcome home and have a nice weekend

Bookie

Congrats lovelies &amp; hope you feel better soon G!

welcome back love

I hope you start feeling better soon! 💛💛💛

Welcome home 😘❤️

Carine

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Welcome home, dear sir. ♡

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