"Gaelforce: A Cumpilation"
Added 2017-06-30 23:32:05 +0000 UTC
"Dangerous things happen when a meeting of the minds occurs between Sirens."
- This was an audio project sent to me by our own DJ Tara H!!!
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Denise Figueroa
2019-02-28 08:55:07 +0000 UTC
WOWZA!!! (Falls to the floor from exhaustion)
2018-05-23 20:02:21 +0000 UTC
I'm late I know but what's the name of the audio where he says "Uhh you're gonna to make me cuum" ?
2018-04-09 15:45:23 +0000 UTC
GOD... I'm dead ๐๐
2017-12-22 05:22:13 +0000 UTC
Oh my faints โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
2017-11-06 23:32:02 +0000 UTC
Every time I think I've found a favorite recording something like this pops up lol
2017-09-11 22:35:29 +0000 UTC
Sooo while I was listening to this I realized that I know which audio a lot of the "endings" came from haha..... Is that healthy ๐๐๐
2017-08-04 12:22:05 +0000 UTC
*faints*
2017-07-31 23:41:20 +0000 UTC
Damn I need to download this to my phone uuuuuugh fuuuuuck!!!!
Bridgett Brewer
2017-07-24 09:11:27 +0000 UTC
I still haven't finished this I can't listen to it altogether omg ๐ฉ
2017-07-07 01:27:34 +0000 UTC
My goodness, Gael is the king of edging...fabulous. Nothing like listening to the begging and pleading and desperation....wonderful, sexy, beautiful, intense.
2017-07-06 14:06:02 +0000 UTC
faints x_X
2017-07-04 19:11:57 +0000 UTC
Oh sweet jesus... I could barely handle them on their own, but combined? Holy fuck...
Rose from Ash
2017-07-04 09:37:35 +0000 UTC
Holy shit batman. I barely got through just 4 minutes. Fuck me.
2017-07-04 05:26:11 +0000 UTC
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2017-07-02 03:22:08 +0000 UTC
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2017-07-02 03:21:16 +0000 UTC
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2017-07-02 03:19:29 +0000 UTC
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2017-07-02 03:09:38 +0000 UTC
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2017-07-02 03:08:55 +0000 UTC
How about another reaction vid after you've had time to gather your thoughts? ๐
2017-07-01 23:12:07 +0000 UTC
Hoooleeeeey fuuuuuck. I wish I had something more coherent to say, but no . . .
Ileandra & Raven
2017-07-01 21:41:20 +0000 UTC
Hee!
Kathy M
2017-07-01 18:33:44 +0000 UTC
I haven't listened to all of it yet, but I think 'The Fapture' is upon us! ๐
2017-07-01 17:24:18 +0000 UTC
Fuck! I had to 'take' this one in sections.....well done Tara ...hats off to you for having the stamina to make this ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
2017-07-01 16:54:09 +0000 UTC
Careful dear...you may combust! You are a brave one! ๐
Trish
2017-07-01 13:55:19 +0000 UTC
Now it says, 612! ๐ฑMust be a bug somewhere. ๐ I haven't seen any messages for mine.
Trish
2017-07-01 13:54:28 +0000 UTC
Apologies for going off-topic, but have any of you had issues with Patreon processing your payments? I noticed that the number of Patrons seems to have dropped from 664 to 620 overnight, which seems unusual. When I logged in this morning, I saw a message saying that Patreon wasn't able to process my monthly payment, even though my PayPal transaction history indicated that it had gone through. If this is something anyone else has come across, it might explain why our numbers dropped by over 40 Patrons ๐ (i.e., they got Patreon'd because it's such a sucky website)<br><br>(<b>Edit:</b> Cardlin seems to be down by over 200 Patrons, so maybe there's some kind of site wide issue.)
2017-07-01 12:49:38 +0000 UTC
Tara thank you!It was a great idea!Gael you're such a bad boy ๐
Greek Goddess
2017-07-01 11:47:56 +0000 UTC
Finally found my headphones! Tara. You. Are. AMAZING!๐๐
2017-07-01 10:04:28 +0000 UTC
Not safe for work but Im listening it during work. XD
2017-07-01 09:58:53 +0000 UTC
Yasss, thank you Tara!!! ๐๐๐๐๐ง
2017-07-01 07:48:47 +0000 UTC
That moment you can't find your headphones so you have to wait for the following morning to buy new headphones to listen to the audio. ITS PURE TORTURE!!!!! ๐ซ๐ญ๐ญ
I'm so close to just say fuck it and listen to it on maximum volume
2017-07-01 07:09:21 +0000 UTC
It's 12:10 Saturday morning! I just finished this "titi"lating tid-bit! ๐ GIRL! I have to clap my hands and stomp my feet for this!!! Thank you! Thank you!!! THIS is what I needed after the sheer insanity I endured on Friday!!! I was so wound up coming home. Loud music in the car didn't subdue it. A good meal couldn't quell it. And I was just too frustrated to have a drink (I only have one when I'm in a good mood). You broke it down to the nitty-gritty! No "niceties"! Just down and dirty! ๐๐ You made my day... weekend!!! You made one of my "Go-To's". I applaud you my dear! ๐๐๐๐ BRAVISSIMO!!!!!
2017-07-01 06:15:33 +0000 UTC
OMG, I think that a warning may be in order, maybe "Choking/Suffocation Hazard" would be good because I know I stopped breathing multiple times. It was amazing Tara, amazing mix and superbly done... and Gael you have never sounded better. Thank you for sharing it!
KrystaLynne
2017-07-01 05:10:31 +0000 UTC
Thanks Kris...that ending was Cat's idea...it summed up the audio really well!
2017-07-01 05:09:21 +0000 UTC
Thanks Doc!!! ๐
2017-07-01 05:03:40 +0000 UTC
This was really well done, Tara! I couldn't help mentally guessing (and knowing) which orgasms go to which audio (bonus points for putting in some favorites). And the ending was perfect!
2017-07-01 04:43:03 +0000 UTC
So, are we dubbing this the official audio of the Fappening? Or the Acockalypse? Or perhaps it could be used to commemorate such holidays like Wanksgiving, <i>Schwanz</i>aa, or Hairy Palm Sunday ๐๐<br><br>My shitty puns aside, a round of applause for Tara for putting all of this together! ๐ I'm sure it must've taken a lot of time - the transitions were very well done ๐๐
<img height="190" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/1148/2088/1600/575272/264113001_f1ed3fb11e.jpg">
I initially started listening to this audio while I was taking a break from paperwork, slouching down in my chair and sipping some tea. But I was only able to get through about 15 minutes of it before I felt that I <i>had</i> to get back to work, or to at least do something else so that I wasn't only focusing on the audio.
I know this sounds silly, but I felt a bit...awkward and bashful listening to this compilation. ๐ณI mean, it didn't contain anything that I hadn't heard before, but I'd previously only heard these clips within the context of the original audios from whence they came. I was trying to think of why I was cool with listening to the original audios but felt a bit odd listening to this, and my best guess is as follows:
In Gael's audios, the scenarios are fictional, but the orgasms are real (or at least I think that's what he's said before). Even if one considers the orgasm to be the <i>piรจce de rรฉsistance</i> of any audio, it's typically not over 40 minutes long and it's usually preceded by some sort of storyline that establishes the fantasy. But this compilation was 47 minutes of <i>actual</i> fapping and exploding, even though you did hear him make some references to the listener's role as conveyed in the original scenario.
When I was doing nothing but drinking tea and listening to the audio, I couldn't stop myself from thinking, <i>"Okay, although "Gael" is a fictional character, I am basically hearing his real life counterpart actually having the Big O. Over and over again. Now, the fact that he actually makes these recordings in the first place suggests that he has no problem with people listening to him do this sort of thing. But it almost feels like I'm intruding on his private time, you know? Kinda like if you accidentally walk in on a friend when they're spanking the monkey. I mean, there's nothing wrong with jerking off and almost everyone does it at some point, but it's usually something that happens behind closed doors and out of earshot from strangers, right? At least if you don't want to get arrested for public indecency, that is. Man, am I just being weird about this? I'm probably just being weird about this and I need to stop thinking about it because that'll only make things weirder. Maybe I'll just use this as background elevator music and get back to work."</i>
I'm proud to say that I did have the discipline and mental fortitude to get more work done! ๐ค But <del>hearing this compilation admittedly decreased my efficiency by about 70%, so </del> I recommend not doing things like driving or operating heavy machinery while listening to the audio. ๐ท๐ปโโ๏ธโ ๏ธSafety first, ladies and gents โ๏ธ
<b><u>tl;dr</u>:</b> You should probably just listen to the audio and ignore my rambly nonsense above because I'm the poster girl for socially awkward women who overthink <i>everything</i> ๐ But please enjoy responsibly and don't listen to the audio while you're operating a motor vehicle ๐ฎ
2017-07-01 04:22:22 +0000 UTC
Happy Samstag, Frau Claudia and ladies!<br><br>My favourite...<br><br><b>Cookie:</b> I'm going to go with Oreos on this one. I've yet to meet anyone who doesn't like Oreos ๐คค<br><br><b>80's movie:</b> Hmm...Ghostbusters ๐ป๐<br><br><b>Cover song:</b> Lacuna Coil's rendition of Dubstar's "Stars" โจ<br><br><b>Dog breed:</b> I think Scottish Terriers are adorable ๐, but I confess that I have no clue as to what their temperaments are like<br><br><b>Nursery rhyme</b> Peter Piper (picked a peck of pickled peppers!) I will give $10 to anyone who can successfully say it in a state of sweet inebriation ๐<br><br><b>Thing I've done in the past 24 hours:</b> Indulged in the sweet nectar of the gods known as sleep ๐ด <br><br><b>Hair colour:</b> The mermaid hair look is absolutely stunning! Too bad I'll probably never have hair long enough to attempt it ๐๐ป<br><br><b>Superhero:</b> Deadpool ๐๐ค๐ค
2017-07-01 04:14:34 +0000 UTC
Guten Morgen Gaelandia.
A wonderful Samstag - Saturday to everyone!
Have nothing to plappern - blather today, so right to some Fragen... :)
Whatยด s your favourite...
... cookie?
... 80` s movie?
... cover song?
... breed of Hund - dog?
... nursery rhyme?
... thing youโve done in the last 24 hours?
... hair colour?
... superhero?
Thatยด s enough... danke for your Antworten... bis dann XD
And Iยดm too lazy for a German Wort... faul - lazy. Hahaha...
2017-07-01 03:35:04 +0000 UTC
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2017-07-01 02:31:58 +0000 UTC
๐ค๐
2017-07-01 01:55:57 +0000 UTC
Ahahahahaha she did it! Hooray for DJ Tara! :) Saw this notif after rowing practice and laughed out loud. My teammates were like, "Haha what's funny?" And I was like, "hmmm... oh nothing nothing..." ๐๐ถ im too shy to have a listen while outside so... *sigh* delayed gratification mode=ON.
2017-07-01 01:30:02 +0000 UTC
Agreed, dear Gri! ๐
Trish
2017-07-01 01:27:22 +0000 UTC
Gael, do you have ANY idea how many orgasms you've 'played a hand in' ๐๐๐
2017-07-01 01:26:25 +0000 UTC
Me, too! ๐
Laura
2017-07-01 01:26:18 +0000 UTC
Welcome, Zuri! ๐
Laura
2017-07-01 01:25:39 +0000 UTC
***in this group of sexy ass women*** Hi my name is "Zuri" and I'm a Gaelforceaholic and a closet freak!!! I've been sober ZERO days. And I'm fucking glad to be here!!
2017-07-01 01:20:38 +0000 UTC
YESSSSSSS!!!!! Thanks to You and Cat for having the conversation!!!๐โค๏ธโค๏ธ
2017-07-01 01:12:03 +0000 UTC
Tara, Tara, Tara! A million thank yous!!! What an amazing job putting this together. I'm breathless. And of course kudos to Gael for giving us so many heart stopping, pussy clenching orgasms to begin with! I loved the transitions. The whole thing is a lusty feast for the senses! ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐
Kathy M
2017-07-01 00:58:00 +0000 UTC
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2017-07-01 00:56:57 +0000 UTC
Thank You Calma!โค๏ธ
2017-07-01 00:52:09 +0000 UTC
Pin the orgasm on the audio -- LOL -- love it!
2017-07-01 00:48:21 +0000 UTC
Tara, this is brilliant -- Take a bow! Wonder what amazing project we can suggest next...
2017-07-01 00:48:02 +0000 UTC
I'm not even close to having a moment to listen and I'm blushing already.
2017-07-01 00:47:14 +0000 UTC
This idea totally came from a conversation a few of our Sirens were having here on Patreon, and one of which came up with the title!๐
2017-07-01 00:44:15 +0000 UTC
I would SO win at a game of name that audio. ๐๐ That ending tho. Whew.
Catherine
2017-07-01 00:41:11 +0000 UTC
I think it's going to be very hard for me to keep a straight face ๐ณ Thanks, Tara! ๐ This is so sexy so far ๐
2017-07-01 00:40:51 +0000 UTC
Tara, nice! As a newbie here, I only recognize a couple, but I can tell you I'm going to have a grand time playing pin the orgasm on the audio.๐
2017-07-01 00:35:28 +0000 UTC
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2017-07-01 00:32:25 +0000 UTC
OMG.........that is all. Tara - you are a genius <3
2017-07-01 00:30:39 +0000 UTC
How fucking dare you!!!!!
2017-07-01 00:14:04 +0000 UTC
Holy hell... I just wish Patreon would stop freezing >.
Rose from Ash
2017-07-01 00:06:59 +0000 UTC
Welcome to the crazy sexy fun Valentina!!
2017-07-01 00:06:21 +0000 UTC
A unicorn's not the only thing getting horny when our Chieftain cums! (Thank you, Tara!)
Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)
2017-07-01 00:03:56 +0000 UTC
Thank you Kat Mac, yes perfect timing indeed lol
2017-06-30 23:59:23 +0000 UTC
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2017-06-30 23:56:15 +0000 UTC
๐Tara, I am also most appreciative of your work as well! Thank you!๐
2017-06-30 23:56:05 +0000 UTC
Thank you lovely Tara, you are so talented! Loved the Rumi audio and I know I'm gonna love this! โคโคโค
2017-06-30 23:55:49 +0000 UTC
๐Welcome Valentina! ๐ค You picked a fine fap-day to arrive indeed!
2017-06-30 23:55:01 +0000 UTC
My 1st day here on Patreon...thx for the warm welcum๐๐๐๐
2017-06-30 23:52:30 +0000 UTC
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2017-06-30 23:49:30 +0000 UTC
๐Kathy got her wish!!! Thank you Tara!!
2017-06-30 23:46:12 +0000 UTC
I am not going to be able to use my hand tomorrow
2017-06-30 23:42:48 +0000 UTC
Hydrated?? I'm worried about being able to walk again! ๐ ๐งโค๏ธ
Wldgrl
2017-06-30 23:42:37 +0000 UTC
Poor Gael, you didn't realize what you were unleashing when you created your Patreon account did ya? Haha! ๐ Such a beautiful, dangerously sexy group of women we are! ๐
Trish
2017-06-30 23:42:35 +0000 UTC
STAY HYDRATED LADIES!!!! ๐ ๐ ๐๐
2017-06-30 23:40:38 +0000 UTC
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๐๐๐๐๐ God Bless You Tara!! I was not prepared, but I THANK YOU, for giving us this gift.
Wldgrl
2017-06-30 23:39:50 +0000 UTC
Oh my goodness...๐ณ Tara, you are awesome! ๐
Laura
2017-06-30 23:39:44 +0000 UTC
You're welcome my dear! ๐
2017-06-30 23:37:21 +0000 UTC
dangerous things...you couldn't have said it better๐
Gri (Sassy_One)
2017-06-30 23:36:35 +0000 UTC
*high fives* guuurrrlll๐๐
2017-06-30 23:36:10 +0000 UTC
YES! She did it! ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ปTHANK YOU, Tara! ๐ค๐
Trish
2017-06-30 23:35:31 +0000 UTC
Thank you Jesus ๐
Ludmilita
2017-06-30 23:35:12 +0000 UTC
Yaaasssssssss!!!
Catherine
2017-06-30 23:34:21 +0000 UTC
TGIFF! EVERYBODY!!!!!
2017-06-30 23:34:18 +0000 UTC
OH MY!!! ๐งโค๏ธ
Wldgrl
2017-06-30 23:32:55 +0000 UTC
Annnnnnd......yes...just yes.
2017-06-30 23:32:51 +0000 UTC