Kisses From Ireland

Nope, it got eaten in the big purge last year.

Lizard Princess

Says the video is unavailable when I try and play it. Has Youtube taken it down or is it just me?

How is this "work safe"??? I couldn't stop biting my lip 🌋😍

Hallo, Frau Claudia! I actually was a very good girl today and did not succumb to the siren song of the beloved Käsekuchen! I'm currently eating some tomato slices, which taste as boring as they sound. But I may have indulged in some ice cream 🍦 earlier this week, so I suppose I've already had my cheat day 😞<br><br>I suspect your kitten is currently hitchhiking his way to the city where I live in order to silence me for good (I know too much about his murderous tendencies, you see). So I shall have to watch my back this weekend!<br><br><b>Broken ski lift or elevator:</b> Elevator. At least I wouldn't be exposed to the elements, and I might be able to piggyback on the building's wifi connection in order to entertain myself while I wait to be rescued.<br><br><b>Flight delay or lost luggage:</b> I'd pick the flight delay. I can entertain myself for 8 hours in an airport if need be, but it is truly a pain in the ass be stuck somewhere without a clean change of clothes or your toiletries. I once had a luggage delay where, due to a bunch of flight cancellations and being re-routed to different cities, I flew from Phoenix to my home town on one flight while my luggage was on a plane coming from Fort Worth. It actually took about 3 days to get my luggage back, and I would've been in a bind if my mother and I weren't roughly the same size, enabling me to actually wear her clothes while waiting for mine to arrive from the States.<br><br><b>Antarctica or the Sahara Desert:</b> Antarctica. Overall I can tolerate intense cold better than intense heat, and I wouldn't mind chilling out with some penguins 😎🐧<br><br><b>Rambo or the Terminator:</b> The Terminator! My loyalty is to Ah-nold, plus he could take a bullet or two (or several) for me without being destroyed. <br><br><b>Cook or maid:</b> In an ideal world I'd have both, but if I could only have one, I would pick a cook. I can tolerate cleaning and do a good job of it if I have the time. However, I hate cooking with the fire of a thousand suns and I suck at it unbelievably hard 😒

Guten Morgen Gaelandian girls. Wish you all a wonderful Samstag - Saturday. My kilns are behaving tonight, my kitten is nowhere to be seen and I wanna go back to bed... so just some quick Fragen. (Btw, did you eat the Cheesecake Frl. Doktimus? Hm?) Would you rather... ...be stuck on a broken ski lift or in a broken elevator? ...have your flight delayed by 8 hours or lose your Gepäck - luggage? ...live in Antarctica or the Sahara Dessert? ...have Rambo or The Terminator on your side? ...have a Koch - cook or a maid? Danke for your answers... see you later my dears XD

Uh, I got a nice one of me in a nightshirt and a straw hat ... very hot! The outside temperature, that is.

Although it is slow, I trust your day is otherwise going well, my good Frau? My mid-morning has been a crash course in masochism because as I so accurately predicted yesterday, my personal trainer kicked my ass (figuratively) with a vengeance 😭<br><br>I'm a bit narcissistic in that I like taking post-workout pics in the hopes that I'll one day look like The Rock does in his post-workout pics. If you look at his Instragram page, he'll look all sweaty and muscular and sexy and victorious. Unfortunately, I only tend to look sweaty and tired and dismayed in mine:<br><br><img height="180" src="http://i.imgur.com/2J4LF2F.jpg"><br><br><i>(Oh well. You can't win 'em all 😓)</i><br><br>Now all I need is for one of you lovely ladies to give me a good reason as to why I shouldn't run out and eat a piece of cheesecake, because you have no idea how <i>badly</i> I want to do that right now 🤤

Ahh... another slow day in Gaelandia. Hey, Herr Gael... I saw something on YT... "Agressive High Speed Tapping ASMR" You could give it a try... we know you are a highly talented Tapper. Grab your fancy mic and fap away like a lunatic... Bahahaha........

2 audios in a row now. I think you short circuited my ASMR. It's just not natural what you do to my left ear. 💕💋

Hello, Frau Claudia! Happy almost Friday to you! I am glad that you have some peace and quiet set for your weekend. Here’s hoping that the weather cooperates and allows you to have a nice one. No spectacular plans for me this weekend, just some online tutoring on Saturday and working around the house. Here are the answers to your silly Fragen: Gum in my hair: Once, when I was little, I fell asleep with gum in my mouth and woke up with it stuck in my hair – I had long hair as a child, and the gum created quite the mess! My mom ended up having to cut it out. Toe acrobatics: My hubby always used to pick on me, saying that I have bat feet. I can pick up just about anything with my toes which makes life pretty convenient as I lose my balance when I bend over to get things! Sleep talk: Apparently, I do A LOT! If I fall asleep on the couch, my daughter and hubby love to have conversations with me to see what I will say. Glad they think it’s funny! During the school year, I am really bad, as I will teach lessons and talk to students in my sleep. When I used to direct theatre at my school, I would even run through plays in my sleep. Oscar winning performance: There are very few people in this world whom I do not care for. I find it far easier to try to see the positive in everyone and get along with people. However, I really do not care for a person with whom I work. My Oscar winning performance would be probably during meetings I have to have with this person – I am polite and helpful while trying very hard not to be two-faced and fake. It is REALLY hard with this person! LOL Locked out: The only time I have ever been locked out of my house was when I was about 7 or 8 years old. I was playing at the creek down the road from my house and lost track of time. My mom had wanted to go out and decided she would go without me – when I looked up, she was driving by with my brother. I chased the car for a block, but she didn’t see me, so I went home. I didn’t have a key to get in, and my mom didn’t leave me one, but she left a note to go to the neighbor’s house until she came home. So, I hung out there for the afternoon. Never left home without a key after that. French fry preference: If they are regular shoe string fries, I put the ketchup on top of the fries. Curly fries I dip in barbecue sauce. Steak fries I will actually dunk in Thai chili sauce instead of ketchup if I can get it. Have a lovely day, Claudia and fellow lovelies!

Guten Morgen sweet Sirens. Hope everyone has a happy Freitag - Friday?! Daring or boring weekend plans? (I opt for boring this week. Haha...) My students are gone, yay! Silence and peace again! Their pots turned out quite good and they learned ... something ...(I hope?) Some silly Fragen, if you like?... for die Wissenschaft - science? XD Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Can you pick something up with your Zehen - toes? Do you talk in your sleep? If you were to win an Oscar, what would it be for? Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Do you like ketchup on or beside your Fritten - fries? Danke for your Antworten my dears... bis später XD

Well in that case...may as well listen again! 😋

Laura

YAY! Madeline's back! Missed you around here -- looking forward to hearing about whatever you are willing to share about your trip, after you get caught up here, of course. Lots to listen to!

Today is International Kissing day. Seems our Gael was a little premature with this post. 😁

Catherine

FRAGEN!!! Fav secret guilt pleasure song: Diamonds by Rihanna. I mean, hello. Country I want to visit: Canada Sea creature: I was on Muir Beach in Point Reyes last week and saw LOTS AND LOTS of sea anemones, so I'm voting for them. Intriguing! Favo video game: The Sims. Any game in wich I get to play god, really. My bestest shoes: Victorian style button ups AND Swedish lady cloglike sandal thingies, like Swedishhasbeens. If only I could walk in them. Elegantly. Oh, and Lola Ramona shoes. They look like they're made for stylish clowns, i.e., me. Meeting up with friends: my house! Because there's lots and lots of tea, it's an eclectic, inviting mess and my bike is broken so I have to walk everywhere until I get it fixed. (Lazy!) Until I've dealt with this jetlag thingy, I'll leave the sexy Fragen for what they are. I am at my parents anyway because they were so kind to let my cat entertain them while I was away.

Greetings, Frau Claudia and fellow Superfriends!<br><br>And here I was thinking that pottery just involved shaping clay around one of those spinny things! 🤦🏻‍♀️ I didn't realize that there were such complicated, labour-intensive processes at work, so I salute you and all of the other potters out there for your dedication and <i>Arbeitseifer</i>! 👏 For the tame <i>Fragen</i>...a few of my favourite things! <b>Embarrassing song:</b> I personally don't think it's embarrassing to like Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" 😎👌, so I'll go with the "Beer Barrel Polka" 😳 (although the German version, "Rosamunde" is quite nice as well) <b>Country I want to visit:</b> Switzerland, although Italy was lovely, too. I haven't travelled a whole lot, so there are so many places I'd love to visit for the first time. <b>Sea creature:</b> The motherf*cking Kraken! But I suppose if I had to pick a real sea creature, I would pick those pink river dolphins because dolphins are stunning animals 🐬 and pink is my favourite colour 💗 <b>Video game:</b> In terms of overall gameplay, the award goes to <i>Ocarina of Time</i> from the Zelda series. But <i>StarCraft</i> has an amazing storyline and as a horror fan, <i>Resident Evil</i> will always have a special place in my heart. <b>Shoes:</b> The Kayano line of sneakers made by ASICS! A close second are Doc Martens Vintage 1460 boots 😍 (wearing those makes me feel like I can kick <i>all</i> the ass) <b>Meeting place:</b> Any nice, cozy coffee shop where we can just sit, sip tasty beverages, and just talk. And a couple of naughty <i>Fragen</i>, for shits and giggles. Because posting my answers totally won't come back to haunt me one day 👻 <b>Dom or sub:</b> Sub. But just to be clear, I'm not equating "sub" with "slave" or "whipping girl" here ☝️ <b>Ideal penis:</b> As long as the guy is hygienic and STD-free, length/girth/cut or uncut doesn't really matter to me. I'd say being an amazing lover is about 10% (or even less) related to one's anatomy, 90+% related to one's heart/soul/personality/brains, etc. Penis &lt;&lt; Owner of said penis 👍 <b>Lover of the Century:</b> The award for the Person Doctimus Most Wants to Fuck goes to...I have no damned clue. Someone who's currently a figment of my imagination? Someone who actually exists but I just haven't met him yet? I know my idea of "the perfect man" is unrealistic (as are most people's ideas of the perfect partner), so I'm not expecting to ever meet anyone who ticks off every checkbox I have. But if 1) I met someone who meets the major criteria (i.e., kind hearted, trustworthy, selfless, you know, the important stuff), and 2) there was actually genuine attraction (and dare I say love?) between the two of us, then <i>that's</i> the man I'd really want to get it on with. Failing that, if he were ever actually able to be more romantic and sweet, I'd <i>maybe</i> consider Seanie. He's a diamond in the rough - I think all he needs is a bit of a cut and polish 👍 Plus sex with him would probably be so awkward that it would actually be hilarious and ergo tons of fun 😆 <b>Bucket List Sex Act:</b> Probably anything involving the person from my answer above (by which I mean the hypothetical guy, <i>not</i> Seanie 😝)

No Gael sightings I presume :(

Guten Morgen my dears. A pleasant Donnerstag - Thursday to everyone. Yesterday I taught my students how to build a firing pit and how to layer the pots and the wood correctely. We let it burn overnight and now it has to cool down. Today I´ ll teach them how to process raw, freshly dug clay... a very exhausting, dirty, tedious process. And it seems it will be very sunny and hot again...poor guys! Hahaha... I and my kitten will watch from the shadows and spur them on... ;) (Btw... I´ m not really a teacher. I just occasionally tutor some students of archaeology, a few private persons and some kids the very interesting, muddy and fiery art of Hafnerei - pottery.) So... you could answer the sexy Fragen from yesterday? Hm? XD Though here are some simple, tame ones... what´ s your favourite... ...song you're embarrassed to like? ...country you want to visit? ...sea creature? ...video game? ...shoes? ...place to meet up with friends? Genug für heute - enough for today... see you later XD And I have a nice German word for you Arbeitseifer - enthusiasm for one' s work <a href="https://www.dict.cc/?s=Arbeitseifer" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.dict.cc/?s=Arbeitseifer</a>

I just finished the awesome interacting-with-people part of my workday 👍, and now I get to spend the afternoon doing the shitty slogging-through-paperwork part of my workday 👎 As much as I'd like to bask outdoors in the sunshine listening to Gael's audios, I still have to pay my bills and be a responsible adult in a <i>work before play</i> sort of way. <i>C'est la vie!</i> 🤷🏻‍♀️<br><br>I didn't know Frau Claudia taught students what I'm assuming is the art of pottery! If I was a teacher, I would probably enlist my students to do manual labour for me in the sweltering heat, too. It builds character, and teachers are all about shaping people into productive members of society! Is she out basking in the sunshine and listening to Gael's audios while they work?

Hmm... very quiet today in the kingdom of Gaelandia. Maybe it´ sss the heat? Here it´ ss very hot... Or did Gael ssssedate you with hiss Irish kissssses?? Hm? Hope you are all good, tassty humans... I amused mysself by watching from the shaddowss as Frau Claudia` s studentss were digging a firing pit and chopping wood in the ssummer heat. Maybe I will eat one or two of them later... after they took a nice refreshing ssswim in my lake...

I LOVE when he translates! You are 100% right about the swooning vs. staring. And then later when he uses the Gaelic again, I am already in the know and can go straight to swooning and feeling mushy 😍

Trina

Mad shivers from my head to my toes!!! So that's what this asmr business is all about. Combined with sweet words and warm snuggles, Ooohhhh love this so much! Thank you 3Dio and Gael you are one hot combination!

This is sweet and lovely! Thanks😘

I must admit that I've never had the "tingles" until this audio! So glad that I've got to experience it, yay! 😜

So much fun listening to this with several of my neighbors setting off their own fireworks displays -- kind of tough to get the tingles when I hear BOOM BOOM BOOM outside of my window! LOL I just love the Fourth of July! That being said, this was very sweet. The kissing, cuddling, and whispering sweet nothings are so important in any relationship, and, as always, you captured that beautifully. Thank you for turning me into a lump of the warm and fuzzies this evening!

Omg! Ok... Q. dominatrix or submissive? A. Sub... Yep. I can't feel the energy flow when i am in my head. I can't be in charge. I need to put myself in some sort on transe to really appreciate what is happening. Q. How many different ways have you orgasmed? A. Oh... When i was younger, clitoris stimulation only. Later i found my g-spot 👍. After that, i discovered i-doser 🎧. And i had my first "hands free orgasm". Thanx to my hypnotherapist, i can now orgasm (without stimulation) on command or with triggers or having my face fucked or making my man cum... Anything that really allow sensations to build up... Q. What’s the one sex act you want to try before you die? A. I would really want another man with us. Or 2 guys who can also have fun together. Not necessarily to fuck me. Just to add a little something. They could talk about me. Make plans for me. One could hold me close to him and talk to me when the other is busy... Or they could fuck each other... And teach me what the other likes. 👬Q. the person you wish you could fuck? A. Hum... Gael please. I could keep my head down or close my eyes if he doesn't want to show his face. You got that, Gael? He could team up with James Spader. Q. What does your ideal penis look like? A. My man has an ideal penis! I "borrow" it sometimes, stroke it between my legs and i imagine it is really mine. I also have a thing for James Deen's penis. It's kind of an inside joke around here... Q. How do you like your pussy to be licked? A. Tongue fucking please. Please. I love my tongue movements slow and heavy... And some tongue lashing... 👅

Lapythiedesthenri

Ooh, is this one of those "straddling Magic Mic in bed" audios? Because those are the most fun ASMR-y audios. 😃 Sometimes I don't get much in the way of tingles from ASMR recordings, so if there's ever a lull where me timbers aren't shivering and I'm just waiting for more dialogue, I'll pass the time by imagining the sight of a grown man lying in bed, trying to sweet talk and seduce a 3Dio microphone. And then I'll see how long I can go without chuckling at that mental image (my personal best is 7 seconds! 😎)<br><br>I'm a big fan of the Gaelic-to-English translations because it allows for 3x more <i>*swoon*</i> and 10x less <i>*staring blankly like a deer in headlights*</i>. Some of us (i.e., likely just me) aren't smart linguistic cookies like Brigid when it comes to learning Gaelic 🤔

Love the intro!!! Gael could be speaking Gaelic and telling me that my house is on fire and I'd be like "Oh baby, YES!!!" Da fuck?! Plus that right ear 3D..... is hotter than 40 HELLS!! Ijs.

Guten Morgen Gaelandia. How are you today? I hope good? Wish you all a really happy Mittwoch - Wednesday! My kiln (no, not "klein Seanie". this time it` s his nameless big brother XD) is giving me trouble. So just some quick sexy Fragen (else my early morning is not complete :)) If you had to choose, would you be a dominatrix or a submissive? How many different ways have you orgasmed? What’s the one sex act you want to try before you die? Who’s the one person in this world you wish you could fuck? What does your ideal penis look like? How do you like your pussy to be licked? Danke for your answers... see you later my dears...

Aw, hugs to you, Elaine. 💜

Laura

Man! I just got lonely😞

Yes, Gael. I would love to be forever in your arms, thank you! Safe and sound. Happy and bound! (Oops wrong audio!) I also had a craving for Irish lips, how did you know?😏. All kidding aside, I don't have to go to the neighborhood park. I had all the fireworks a girl could ask for right here!! I could almost feel the warmth and the weight of your body. The kisses. The squeezes of you strong arms.... Lovely.. simply lovely

Fave parts:<br> ● That breath at around 1:43! Very tingly.<br> ● When Gael says, "Let me squeeze you." Being surrounded by a man's arms is very comforting.<br> ● Kissing Gael's neck. 😋<br> ● New Intro! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ <br><br>This made me imagine squeezing you too, clutching your shoulder, playing with your hair (how short is your hair? 😶), caressing your jaw... I love these intimate kissing audios. 💋💋💋

That's every day for me. I thought I felt someone else in the boat with me today, it must have been you! Lol

KrystaLynne

This tops the end of my holiday today....perfect😘🌹🔥 Thank you love 💕

Yemaya37(Water Witch)

Gah!!!! I just got back from a trip to Dublin. Everyone is so charming and wonderful. This was perfect.

Tabhairt póga mór duit, a chara! *muahs*

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Spank you very much! Love the kisses n such! 😚😚😚

Kathy M

This was phenomenal! The ear blowing and whispers made me so tingly! Thank you for this. Kisses!😙😙💋💋💋❤

Night cap audio for sure! Can't wait!

Wonderful! 😘

How is it that I go from having a really bad day to the point of being very emotional, to smiling, blushing and hiding behind my shirt just by two minutes in of listening to your sexy kisses and whispers? 😍 Thank you, G 😚😘

Besos, besos, y más besos 💋😚💋😚💋

Muaaaahhh 💋💋💋💋💋

Greek Goddess

OMFG You always know what we need/want and when we need/want it!!!

SMOOCHES ALL OVER!!!! 💋💋💋💋💋💋

Kisses from Aussie😘❤️💋💋

Mwah's from New Hampshire!

Thank you for the kisses! 😘💕💋

Laura

Mwah.