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Monday Draw!

Happy Monday, Lovelies!

Did you sleep well? ;)


Draw Winner:

♦ Elaine McNally!! 



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Monday Draw!

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Congrats Elaine! I'd buy stickers for class. I'd ride a unicycle. I have a fear of falling. At least falling off a unicycle I'd be closer to the ground (cuz fall I would- quite the clutz ). I don't get to watch a lot of movies. Sorry not sure I'll have to consider that question. Chocolate donut with chocolate icing on & inside. Death by chocolate!! 5 things: phone, earbuds😉, keys, glasses & sense of humor.

MEHH! Where's our Saturday fu... fix, Gael? Plis?

Hey girls! Fragen time!! 1. 3 dollars: when I go to the dollar store i'm usually buying crap but right now I would search for some photography props to use during shooting (ex: hair accessories, vaseline for some blurry lens effect and some fake flowers as decorations!) 2. Uncycle or stilts? Being myself a mess in terms of eye-feet coordination I guess stilts would be more accessible for me (still, kind of a risk though ahaha) 3. Hated movie: i'm pretty open to all kind of movies, but i have a really bad relationship with italian movies in general! I often think they are so predictable and stupid! Past tradition of genious directors (like Fellini) are strongely missed atm! 4. Dunkin Donuts: i just checked in the website cause i had no clue of the different types! Being a sweetcravings lady i would go with cinnamon or blueberry cake! 5. Five things: phone + charger (my iphone 4s is a pain in the ass), a little notebook to write random stuff, chopstick cause my lips are always so dry and wallet! 😊😊

A happy <i>Wochenende</i> to you, Frau Claudia! Have you unofficially adopted your kitten's companion? 😊 If so, I do hope they are the same gender, or if not, that one of them has been fixed 🤓<br><br><b>Fiscally responsible shopping:</b> These are the 3 things that I most commonly buy at the dollar store:<br>1. Tupperware (since I sometimes have to throw mine out after they've become makeshift tombs for food that's waaay past its expiry date)<br>2. Tin foil (this is always overpriced in grocery stores, and I go through a decent amount of it <del>making hats to keep the government out of my head</del> when I pack my lunches)<br>3. Sponges (you can never have too many sponges) <b>Stilts or unicycle:</b> I'd go with stilts because they look marginally easier to get the hang of. Plus it'd be neat to be the tallest person walking around for a change 😎 <b>Least favourite movie:</b> Hmm..."World War Z", perhaps? The eye candy that is Brad Pitt was probably the best part of the movie, but the rest of it was just a jumbled mess. Which is an absolute shame because the book on which it's "loosely based" (i.e., the movie is almost <i>nothing</i> like the book) is an awesome read. <b>Dunkin' Donuts:</b> I've only ever eaten at Dunkin' Donuts twice, and one of those times was in Berlin, of all places 😝 From what I vaguely remember about the donuts I ate, I'm going to go with powdered. 🤤 <b>The Fantastic Five:</b> 1. My watch 2. My iPhone 3. My wallet 4. My house/car keys 5. My lip balm (I had to think of something else to include on this list to replace "my glasses" - 3 cheers for laser eye surgery!)

Guten frühen Morgen my dears. A wonderful Samstag - Saturday to everyone! Ja, I´m early today. Hope you are all well and comfortable? :) The kitten duo brought me a mole, it´s raining... the night air is sweet and cool. Everything is quiet and pleasant. Well there are still some Fragen from yesterday if you like? And Danke for helping out btw! The Queen, the lazy reptile didn´t do as I asked her!! So I´ll just add some quick Fragen... You have $3 to spend at the dollar store, what 3 things do you kaufen - buy? If you could only ride an unicycle or use Stelzen - stilts to commute, which would you choose? What is your least favorite movie and why? You’re at Dunkin Donuts, which donut calls your name? What five things do you always have with you? Danke for your answers... enjoy your day...bis dann XD

Nothing like being overwhelmed by work upon returning from vacation! 😕 Remember to pace yourself and take breaks.

Laura

Ohw, ohw, what a mean trick, shoving about 10 jobs my way after closing hours. I have NO idea how I'm going to get through this amount of work before Wednesday afternoon. Today didn't go well at all. I'd planned to do a shitload of work but my brain blocked. Blaaargh, What I need is an 'Up against the wall' x Super relaxation with lots of caressing crossbreed. Like 'RELAAAAAAXXXX ...NOW'!

They have a father! Oh mein Gott! I didn´t know that!...

Maybe the new YT audio is a prelude to a fatherly talk on parenthood, courtesy of Finbar? 👨‍👦

Welcome to the community, Unknownwowan! (Or was there a typo and you meant "Unknownwoman"?) Either way, it's a very catchy name that exudes an air of mystery 🕵🏻‍♀️👍 Were you the 700th Patron? 😀

Hello, your Majesty! Still Thursday over here, but today was good (aside from all the chores I had to get done. Yuck!) The folks and I just came home from a baseball game; our team won! Here's some Fragen for you... If someone paid you $1,000,000 in real, cold hard cash to face your biggest fear, would you do it? What was the last dessert you ate? What language would you like to learn (besides Gaelic)? What's the farthest you've ever traveled? That's all I have for now.

You're not the only hungry beast around here Queenie.

Hi everyone pretty new here lol🤗 glad to join Gael here😊😙

Good morning lusssty females of Gaelandia. How´ s your Friday? I sseriously hope you put your sservants to good usse today! Frau Claudia said she iss busy tonight... I hope she´ sss not after the King again!? Nah... she´ s probably cavorting with her own tasssty mate. Ssso she bessseeched me to ask you ssome Fragen... But I am the Queen and I refusse to do her dirty work... ssso I delegate this task to you juicy, human girlsss. May ssomeone come up with ssssome entertaining Fragen. I will sslither by later to check if you were good, zealous femalesss! Have a nice day in the meantime... HRH Queeny Of The Split Tongue.

Unbelievable!! Patreon isss eating MY possstsss...

Here... let me improvisse something... "Waellll done, yae hllaenger!" Ja, looksss good enough... hahahassss

Check it out, ladies and gents! This is a thing that happened today!<br><br><img height="190" src="http://i.imgur.com/qK3FOCm.jpg"><br><br>[Insert Gaelic phrase for congratulations**], Gael! Nicely done 👍<br><br><i>(**Help a lady out on this one, Brigid? 🤔)</i>

I knew that I will found comfort in Gaelandia! I think, for me, his is too soon. I can sensed him wanting to kiss him, (various time during the date) , the most obvious one is when he send me home . He didnt let me out , and he asked me if I am okay now . I said yeah okay . He put his hand on my lap , but I was completely ignoring it , oh god . Its been a long time since I went out with someone, for like months I only went out alone , even eating out alone . It was kinda like , he likes me , he real sure of it , but i am not sure of it yet , because we still just met right . During the date , he will sneakily put his hand on my waist , oh god , i felt like I got an electric charge everytime he does that . I think , its just because im not used of people especially a stranger touching me. The anxiety attack tho, it was probably because I knew that everything is about to go down and I dont want it yet (u know what I mean) , and I dont know how to say NO politely because I dont have the right words to say without offending him or making him feel like the date is bad , i dont know how to say that i am not ready for it , and plus , i have anxiety when it comes to darkness , for no reason tho , I never slept with lights off , I dont know why , I dont like darkness , it makes me paranoid , i hated it. Oh gosh, I still remember how shaky I was holding the water, when he brought me outside . I felt so relieved like so much when I stepped outside of his house. Thankkk you so much for opinion. I know I will always feel safe in here. I love u ! TnT

Oh don't be sorry! Perfectly sound question. *Hug*

I'd say taking someone home on a first date is very soon, but it's different for everyone. It's always a good idea to have first dates somewhere with other people around. Also let a friend know where you are and what you're doing. (The good old fake phone call where you can react with 'No, really! Oh no! I'll be there straight away!' IS a good safety measure in case of creeps!) Are anxiety attacks a regular thing for you? My advice would be to be honest with this guy. It sounds like you're not sure YOU like him even though he was nice. (Different things!) If you like him, just call him, or mail him, and tell him like it is. Unless your 2nd thoughts say there's something wrong with him, in which case I say ctrl+alt+del. Unless you have a Mac, in which case that command doesn't do anything. Does that help? Anyway, did you want to kiss him? If not, or if you're in doubt, don't let anyone kiss you. It should be a great experience and not something you feel you have to do to make someone like you.

Guys, i am so sorry. Can you help me? Like I went for my first date ever. The guy was nice. I had anxiety attack in the middle of the date. Because he showed me his house and the house was pretty dark (it was a nice big house anyway) , i am not used to go out with a guy before this and I was like, I fucking had anxiety attack. That he took me outside of the house and gave me a water because he knew that I was having anxiety attack. Maybe the dark triggered my anxiety. Shit. I think, he wanted to kiss me. But I am not ready, so I just ignore all the signs he did to me. Oh my god, I am still shaking after the date. What do you think, honestly the anxiety is like, I think I want to vomit in the house, maybe cry because I want to go home so bad rather than being there. He was such a good guy, but isnt he too fast? Help me. What type of creature I am dealing with right now? TnT

May I assume you are over your feline phobia, Gael? (Based on that pic) Or are you just playing to the cat lady crowd for a moment? &gt;^-^

The word is out on our Gael! Spread the love!

Also, everyone start getting ready for the upcoming standing ovation 👏🏆🎉:<br><br><img height="190" src="http://i.imgur.com/Rd9P14T.jpg">

Hallo, Frau Claudia and the rest of you cool cats! I've had my fill of paperwork for the night, so I will partake in <i>Fragen</i> time, then walk back home to my apartment on this dark and stormy night. With the raging case of indigestion that I currently have (for which I wish Subway a merry trip to Hell 🤢)<br><br><b>Sexytimes with a non-person?</b> I'm afraid I don't quite understand the question - do you mean inanimate objects like sex toys? Or actual living things that aren't human? Because I've used sex toys before, but I've never done anything even remotely sexual with animals or plants.<br><br><b>Shown the goods to get advice:</b> Well, I'm all about preventative health so I've seen my family doctor for routine pelvic exams and such. And I've shown the good ol' tits and ladybits to two piercers. But I'd say that's about it, at least for the purposes of getting advice.<br><br>(For naughty body parts, that is. For general, garden-variety body parts, then yeah, I've seen my doctor for standard aches and pains before, gotten pre-weight loss measurements done at the gym, etc.)<br><br><b>Spices and junk:</b> I consider cooking with spices to be some high level shit, so I've never really dabbled in it at all. 🤔 I've heard of things like saffron, paprika, and fenugreek before, but I wouldn't be able to tell you what they taste like. The only 2 spices that I know I enjoy are cinnamon and vanilla, so I'd choose to be vanilla. Because I'm pure and sweet and probably not all that kinky 😝<br><br><b>Taken off clothes for money:</b> Yeah, right. As if anyone would actually pay to see me naked 😆<br><br>(But no, I've never done anything like that before.)<br><br><b>If my sex life could be described in eggs...</b> Hmm...Fabergé eggs, perhaps? Grand and beautiful, but ridiculously rare and hard to seek out? 😝 <i>(Feel free to prove me wrong on this one day, one of you Eligible Bachelors of the World! 😜)</i>

Guten Morgen Gaelandia´ s lovelies. Hope everyone has a great Donnerstag - Thursday!? Everything is all right and peaceful tonight. Even the Wetter - weather is cooling down. And of course I have some Fragen for you... Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn' t a person? Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? If you could be a Gewürz - spice what would it be? Have you ever taken your clothes off for Geld - money? If your sex life could be described in eggs, what kind of eggs would it be? Danke for your answers... bis dann XD

Hello, Claudia! Sorry about your power blackout... hopefully it doesn't play too much havoc. Where I live, a few years ago we literally ran out of electricity as a country. So for several months they had scheduled power-cuts, where whole areas would be turned off for several hours at a time, during the week. Fun times! I felt like I was on bloody 'Masterchef' some nights, trying to get dinner done before my cut-off time! I have a suggestion, perhaps some lovelies would like to share 5 random facts about themselves? And since you are always the quiz-mistress, perhaps you can play along this time? And I extend an invitation to Queenie to join! ...I'll kick it off: 1) I have lived in 3 countries in my life: I currently live in #3, but go back to #2 often, #1 is currently run by a dictator, so... (2) I cracked a rib on a rollercoaster once as a teenager - it also snapped the underwire of my bra, which pissed me off - it was a pretty bra. (3) My 'first kiss' story is awful, so I fib and tell my second kiss story instead. (4) I like living alone (random dance parties for one, yay!) even though it means I can't watch scary movies at night. (I still do). (5) I saw Colin-foocking-Farrell once at a quiet beach bar, but didn't recognise him out of context and NEARLY said: "Hey, did we go to school together?". That would have been awkward!

I've consolidated the "coined" Fapper of the Opera" and posted it on the community page. I tweaked the beginning of the story so it makes more sense. Hopefully you like it.

Guten Morgen Sirens. A nice Mittwoch - Wednesday to everyone. I don´ t have much time today... we had a Stromausfall - power blackout and it messed with my kiln programme... ahhh... I had to fix it... so no Fagen today :) Maybe you wanna leave some Fragen for the next days here? And share was euch durch den Kopf geht - what´ s crossing your mind at the moment...? Will see you later... bis dann my dears XD

So just listened to Seanie's reaction to "Against The Wall" at work..... I busted out laughing and got some wierd looks haha. I don't know why I waited but it was worth the wait. Ya know what I mean love. :)

Hmm... I never had a lion... I guesss the mane would sstuck between my teeth... Though I imagine it could be really musssky and tassty. I will try and lure one into my cavess...

Merely an amuse, your majesty. Wouldn't a lion be a much better meal?

Maybe you want a kitten rap? XD

Ahemm... Herr Gael! Could you pleassse post a ssexy, kinda "grrrhmmm hissss" pic in your next post? Shy heroess, penguins, bedtime ssstories, lullabies, kittensss... That´ ss much too sweet and mushy for my royal, reptilian tassste. At leasst the kittens look deliciousss...

💖 I slept very well, thank you...purring like a kitten! 😼 Treat time for Elaine! Congratulations!

Good morning to you, Frau Claudia! It's very hot here, too, but I'll let my sweaty, snoring man stay in bed. 😋 I was the chair of a big conference involving colleges and universities from neighboring towns for 3 years. Every year I earned several new wrinkles and grey hairs fretting over everything--the food, the breakout sessions, the raffle prizes, etc. But every year the conference turned out just fine. Still, I was glad to hand over the reigns after the third year! No peeping tom stuff for me! 😳 I'm tired of hearing about all the reality shows I don't watch. Unusual but fun experience--my dad is really good with animals, and where we live, there is a small zoo that was founded when by dad was young by a mentor of his. So my dad would go out and collect animals for him, mostly snakes, and the man would pay my dad per animal collected. My dad's love of snakes has lasted to this day, and he's a bit of a snake charmer. While I was growing up, he would take me and my sisters out for drives in rural areas on warm summer nights to go "snake hunting." We'd drive slowly along and keep our eyes peeled for any snakes crossing the road, and if we saw one he'd stop and get it and bring it in the car for us to play with--non poisonous only--before turning them loose again. He would take the poisonous ones and move them off the road so they wouldn't get run over. We'd see lots of other wildlife, too: jackrabbits, kit foxes, raccoons, possums, owls, mice, toads, etc. We go snake hunting with my dad nearly every summer, still--I took my daughter with us last summer. I know it sounds really wired and probably creepy, but we've always done it, and it was bonding time for us. We would sing with the radio or talk about our lives as we drove along, and my dad would take the opportunity of a captive audience to pass along tidbits of wisdom to us. We always enjoyed it. Honestly, not to get political, but the entirety of the last American Presidential election felt like a joke. A really bad joke. Still kind of does. 😔 Happy Tuesday to you ladies!! 💕

Laura

LMAO!!! Thank you Doc! I'm still debating on what I want. But the Fapper is in the running. Did you read installment 3 yet? I posted under "Mountain Rescue"

Oh yes I slept amazing thanks to you Mr. Gael 😍🖤🖤🖤

Congrats, Elaine! If you choose a PA along the lines of "The Fapper of the Opera", you will honest-to-God make my day. And my week. And potentially my entire month. Just knowing that that story made the quantum leap from written to audio erotica would get my <i>Aww yeah!</i> seal of approval 😆 Regardless, I'm sure whatever you end up choosing will be aces 😎👍

Guten Morgen Schätzchen - dears. Hope everyone has a lovely Dienstag - Tuesday!? Hm, have nothing mundane to tell you tonight... my kitten and his Spezl - mate brought me a Spitzmaus - shrew mouse. My kilns do what they should... it´ s hot and my bed seems all too small for a sweaty, snoring man and me. I have to kick him out. XD Here are some fresh, random Fragen... What’ s something you were really stressed about, it turned out to be no big deal? Have you ever watched a couple having sex? What are you tired of hearing about? What’ s the most unusual but fun experience you’ ve had? When was the last time you remember someone doing or saying something so stupid that you were sure it was a joke? That´ s enough for today. Enjoy your day... bis dann XD

Congrats, Elaine! Have fun :D

Congratulations Elaine! Have a good week everyone!!

Yay, congrats Elaine!!! Happy Monday to everyone 😘😘😘

Congrats Elaine, enjoy your PA! Happy Monday to all. Slept very well Gael, thanks to your lullaby😚

And yes Gael oui oui oui j'ai dormi profondément... I slept and I dreamt...

Félicitations Elaine, congratulations, wish you all you want !

Thank you Frau Claudia! Love all of the Fragen!!! Would that be The Kitten-ator!?!!

Thank you Phyllis!! Like wise my dear!

Thank you!! With Gael at the Helm I have no doubts about it!!

Thank you Miss Amy!!

Wahoo indeed!!!!

Thank you my dear!!! Happy Monday to you in Cali!!!

Thank you! I'm sure I am!!!!!

Oh my goodness.Slow and steady pussy pleasure made me sleep better than I have in months.

Meghan McDonald

Oh my goodness! Thank you everybody! Thank you Gael!! I love the kitties!! Too adorable!! Gael I feel bad having you do this now! You are being pulled in so many directions. If you need to put this off I will totally understand!!! You do sooo much as it is!

Hey, G. Happy Monday. Oh, I slept well, alright, you tease. 😉 Congrats to the winner! 🤗

Congratulations Elaine :)

Glückwunsch Elaine! Awww... the lower kitten looks like mine. :)

Note to you, from me &amp; experience: do not put audio on phone on pause and remove headphones while accidentally pressing 'play', or you'll wake the whole house (parents!!!) with Gael saying 'Fuck me, please'.

Congrats, Elaine!! Have fun :)

WooHoo!!! Congratulations Elaine!!! Yes Gael, I slept well for the 2 hours I slept. Note to self: DO NOT fall asleep with head phones on and Gael playing in my ears. lol

Congrats Elaine!! Enjoy it! 🤗 Gonna catch up with the new audios tonight!

Congratulations, Elaine! Enjoy! And I slept very well, Gael, thank you! LOL

Congratulations Elaine! Gael, love the kitten pic!

KrystaLynne

Congrats Elaine!!!😊

Congratulations! Happy Monday! And yes, surprisingly, I slept quite well, thank you! 😉😊😎

Congratulations, Elaine! And as for you, a Ghael, a chara: I slept much better than usual once I finally fell asleep. That bf-Gael character of yours is deliciously, wickedly good at lullabies! 😉

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Congrats! 😁 And, Gael, you are a cheeky little monkey aren't you? 😉

Congrats Elaine! Enjoy!

Good morning, Gael! I slept very well, thank you 😉 how did you sleep?

Trina

Congrats Elaine!!! Having just won a PA for the first time, I KNOW you're in for a treat lol.

Congrats ❤

Congrats!

Misa Amane

I think you know exactly how well we slept. 😘 Congratulations, Elaine!! Happy Monday to you! 😁

Laura

Yes because I didn't listen to your audios last night...😛🤣

Dohhhh kitties!!! 😻 Congrats Elaine!

Kathy M

Wahoo! Congrats Elaine!

Congratulations!

Congrats!


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