Bit O Moanin' For Ye!
Added 2017-11-28 18:37:55 +0000 UTC
Still on the mend like but I had recorded this before the great throat attack of 2017.
I'm awash in Barry's tea and getting rest. Thank you to all my nurses for their advices!
where do i find that... O.O;
2019-06-24 02:28:47 +0000 UTC
I'm so sad this was deleted off youtube! π’ I loved it because it triggered my ASMR so well. Maybe it will pop up someday on Patreon (*hint hint*) so I can download it.
Kristie
2017-12-26 06:39:55 +0000 UTC
Thanks! Howβs life?
2017-12-03 18:15:41 +0000 UTC
Hi, Ali! Welcome back! ππ
2017-12-03 16:38:29 +0000 UTC
I just really missed you all so Iβm saying hi on the last few threads. I love you all, old and new! Youβre kinda cool too Garl.
2017-12-02 04:57:30 +0000 UTC
Turns out I've become a victim of this tragedy, I lost my own voice tonight π« can you believe it?! Because I really can't lol! I am a casualty πThese are dark days indeed.
2017-11-29 12:35:25 +0000 UTC
Happy Wednesday Frau Claudia! Bit kind of loopy this morning. Everybody @ work was sick and I think I csught the cooties. So I will make answer these brieflyπ
<b>Can you say the alphabet backwards?</b> Yes.
<b>Have you ever fallen while taking your pants off?</b> Yes. That's why I sit down first then take them offππ
<b>When your alarm clock goes off what do you do?</b> It depends. If I went to bed early, I turn it off and get up. If I was lazy and wanted to get a few more minutes of sleep, definitely hit the snooze buttonπ
<b>Which finger do you use to tap on a touch screen?</b> My pointing finger.
Wishing everyone a Wonderful Winning Wednesday!π
2017-11-29 12:11:57 +0000 UTC
I'm glad to hear your on the mend g please get better soon and thanks for calling us your nurses that's so sweet I would go with the honey and lemon drink but I would add some ginger to it or some kind of spice to help your poor throats get better this audio is amazing as always I love you g β€οΈβ€οΈπ
2017-11-29 10:51:46 +0000 UTC
Oh! Oh..the things my dirty, little mind conjure up listening to this. What could, possibly, elicit such salacious sounds?
Slowly sliding my tongue from your adams apple to behind your ear lobe.
Gently raking my nails over the hard muscles of your back and chest.
Nibbling on your earlobes while running my fingers through your hair.
Straddling those sexy ass thighs, sinking my teeth, repeatedly, into your neck and shoulders while flicking your nipples with the tips of my thumbs.
Giving you an "ear job"
Sooo many things...and that's just chest...up.
Very sexy baby, and sooo worth the wait.
2017-11-29 06:17:17 +0000 UTC
Glad you're on the mend, Gael! Espero que te alivies muy pronto ππ
2017-11-29 05:46:34 +0000 UTC
Yes...sadly...the sexual residuals have over saturated all receptors. I'm afraid I'll only be able to listen to this particular audio in the confines of my domicile....Darn!
2017-11-29 05:39:08 +0000 UTC
*ding-dong-ditches Doc's door with fuzzy socks and meal of her choice because these things never hurt*
Alliteration was accidental.
...Both times. >_>
2017-11-29 05:34:28 +0000 UTC
Glad to hear that youβre feeling better! ππ
Iβll just point out (for any malpractice lawyers or medical licensing authorities in the audience) that my offering medical advice was not an attempt to act as your nurse or other health care provider in any formal capacity. Had that been my actual intention, we would both be expected to uphold standards of professional behaviour that would include, but not be limited to π§:
- Me refraining from listening to your audios
- Avoiding the use of sexually suggestive or otherwise inappropriate language when engaging in aural, verbal, or written communication
- Limiting any exchanges of wit (informally known as βbanterβ) to topics deemed to be in good taste as per the standards of a reasonable person
Or in laymanβs terms:
- I want to keep listening to your audios and crack the occasional penis joke here and there. So anytime I <del>unnecessarily shove my nose into your business</del> offer medical advice, Iβm really just making friendly suggestionsβοΈπ€
(...Gosh, I am so ready for a day off work π«)
2017-11-29 05:31:35 +0000 UTC
Epic Booskie!π€£π€£
2017-11-29 05:24:44 +0000 UTC
It's official. Gael has gotten too sexy for Elaine's phone.
2017-11-29 05:17:35 +0000 UTC
AND the audio is 'gender-neutral..?'..... 'UniSex..?'..........(for the lads of Gaelandia, too!) ππΌ
2017-11-29 04:45:26 +0000 UTC
*stares pensively into the distance*
2017-11-29 04:26:37 +0000 UTC
Good to hear your getting better tea, lemon and honey is good for what ails you hope you feel right as rain soon enough βΊπ
2017-11-29 04:14:13 +0000 UTC
I couldn't listen to this while I was at lunch.ππ Youtube gave me an error message saying that my phone wasn't configured to play the audio. π¬π€. So, I'm going to wait until bedtime. I don't want any interruptions. I'm sure it'll be worth the wait!π
2017-11-29 04:01:22 +0000 UTC
Hello all my beauties! I hope every one had a lovely day! I'm just relaxing unwinding after a wierd day. Mageny work email has been inaccessable since yesterday so I know that's going to be a doozy when I'm finally able to. (IT is unable to tell me when, either)
Fragen
Abc's? I can honestly say, no. Luckily I've never had to practice, if you catch my drift.
Fallen? Not all the way to the floor. On the bed, into the dresser, against the wall. Can't even say I was drunk, either.
Alarm? I I hit the snooze, baby...hard!
Finger? My nails are long, so I use which ever finger has the shortest nail.
That's it ladies
2017-11-29 03:50:44 +0000 UTC
I mean, there are some previews on there that are preeeeeeetty obviously clips of harder-core audios, but still.
2017-11-29 02:47:03 +0000 UTC
How did I miss that ad? Loved it! And I wonder, without Literotica, how many YouTubers realize what they are in for here if they haven't visited the website or the Playroom?
2017-11-29 02:33:56 +0000 UTC
Hello, Frau Claudia and the rest of you beautiful and sexy mother hens! Happy almost Wednesday to everyone! The week has been rather slow, as it always is during the countdown to Christmas break. Why is it that the vacation will fly by, but getting to that vacation is like trudging through quicksand? At least my students arenβt too rambunctious this week! Like you, Claudia, I am tired, too β maybe itβs the weather, or the fact that Iβve been running since 5 this morning, and itβs now 9 pm. Need to get to bed in a few, but first some Fragen:
Backwards alphabet: I just tried it, and I could with a bit of struggling. I found if I chunked the letter groups, I could do it. Had to try to picture the letters in my head, too.
Fallen with pants: All of the time, courtesy of my lovely lack of balance due to MS. I am dangerous when I put them on or take them off, so I have to sit down to do it. Never hurt myself, luckily!
Alarm clock: My alarm is set for 5 am. I hit snooze 3 times for the next 27 minutes, which drives the husband crazy! I have to have that half hour to fully wake up so that I can get ready. Iβm doing mental math all the while to see how much longer I can sleep.
Touch screen: Always my right index finger, so much so that Iβve lost a bit of the feeling in the finger tip. I really need to invest in stylus instead!
I will gladly provide some more challenges on Thursday if we donβt have enough by then. Have a great day, everyone!
2017-11-29 02:17:57 +0000 UTC
Hallo to Claudia and the Fraugen! There are only two days left now in NaNoWriMo, and I'm on the downhill run to the end of my book. I don't think I'll actually get it finished before month's end, but I think I will have it finished in time to print it into a Christmas present. Though formatting and cover design always take longer than I think. Eek!
And now, this:
<b>Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T...</b> β I struggle to say the alphabet backwards, but I can do it if I work in small bursts. I get from Z to T with alacrity, and them S-Q, then P-L, then K-H, then G-A. I do have to pause between each section to figure out what comes next, though.
<b>Tipped over by trousers?</b> β I don't think I've fallen all the way to the floor while taking off my pants, but I've come close. The danger is much greater in an enclosed space and/or with a lot of obstructions about, and even more greatly enhanced by super-skinny jeans. Yikes.
<b>Wakey-wakey</b> β Lately, I've been bad and hit the snooze. When I'm behaving myself, I shut off my heated mattress pad (at this time of year) and then scurry out to the bathroom. My bedroom gets frigid, so I don't like to linger in there if I'm not under the covers.
<b>Tapping on a touchscreen</b> β Primarily, I use my middle finger, and supplement with my index finger when two are needed.
There is no way that won't sound dirty. Hehehe.
2017-11-29 01:10:35 +0000 UTC
ππYESSSSS Maya!π
2017-11-29 00:52:48 +0000 UTC
ππ Thank you love! You're a sweetheart. I'm sure my English instructors would be thrilled to know I'm using my writing skills for sexual inuendo, euphemisms, and puns. π€£β€π
2017-11-29 00:48:19 +0000 UTC
Not gonna lieβI giggled at the little ad that popped up at the end. Such understatement. π
Though I assure you that little pre-Patreon me would have been like, "there's <i>MOAR?</i>" (I mean, yes, I knew, because Literotica, but still, lol.)
2017-11-29 00:43:57 +0000 UTC
Aww Phoenix, that's so sweet! I'm so happy my sass serves an actual purpose that's, shockingly, positive. It usually just gets me into trouble. XD Thank you for making me smile lady. ππ
2017-11-29 00:42:00 +0000 UTC
Guten Morgen MΓ€dls.
A pleasant Mittwoch - Wednesday to everyone.
Hmm... have nothing to chatter about tonight... and IΒ΄m tired. *yaaawns*
Ohh, I found a very old fox fur hat and a matching stole in my attic yesterday. I laughed my ass off... but sadly there were no mittens. ;)
So here are some quick daily Fragen...
Can you say the alphabet rΓΌckwΓ€rts - backwards?
Have you ever fallen while taking your Hosen - pants off?
When your Wecker - alarm clock goes off what do you do?
Which finger do you use to tap on a touch screen?
Danke my dears for your Antworten, as always... bis dann. XD
And we still could need some Advent Calendar challenges. :)
2017-11-29 00:37:58 +0000 UTC
Oh, me too, Amy. I've certainly clucked on occasion (by which I mean 'often')! Not because it's needed, just because there's nothing practical I can see to do, but I'm trained by culture & upbringing to express care by trying to be helpful. Same song for many, I expect. Cluck. Cluck. ππ
Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)
2017-11-29 00:36:28 +0000 UTC
*doffs hat*
*places over heart*
2017-11-29 00:33:53 +0000 UTC
π€π
2017-11-29 00:33:41 +0000 UTC
Lmfao. I love your dirty puns, T π
π€
2017-11-29 00:31:22 +0000 UTC
πππ cluck-cluck...ππ
2017-11-28 23:37:45 +0000 UTC
ππ
2017-11-28 23:14:46 +0000 UTC
Mmmm, Gael cooties...ππ
Laura
2017-11-28 22:45:53 +0000 UTC
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Betty G.
2017-11-28 22:28:25 +0000 UTC
Mmm, yummy ππ Have a good day G! Happy Tuesday beautiful ladies!
2017-11-28 20:59:14 +0000 UTC
Aww, you're an absolute duck to take all our clucking in such good humour! (We do know you're a grown & independent man. Thank you for being patient with our need to feel helpful & our cultural norms of how to express caring toward a sick person. 1200+ mother hens -- I can hardly imagine!)
The Great Throat Attack of 2017... that says bites & hickeys to me, haha! We'll all be wearing scarves in short order! (Though Her Majesty's interpretation is intriguing...)
Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)
2017-11-28 20:25:29 +0000 UTC
The Great Throat Attack of 2017, not to be confused with the Great Manflu Epidemic of 2017 and 2016...ππ Glad to hear you are on the mend, although I think we all enjoy motherhenning you just a bit. ππ
2017-11-28 20:02:05 +0000 UTC
I thought the same thing when I first read it π
2017-11-28 19:36:31 +0000 UTC
"The Great Throat Attack"... soundsss like a cheap porn title to me.
Hmm... issnΒ΄ t that the one with the tail deep throating?? Iss that why your throat isss so ssore? Hm?...
2017-11-28 19:31:45 +0000 UTC
π It's done out of love!!π€£
2017-11-28 19:28:25 +0000 UTC
Trouble- Have I told you recently how much you make me giggle like a little schoolgirl by just being you? Because, I do. And it is amazing. Laughter all around!! And to Gael- as fun as your sexy/husky voice is: you need to take care of you! I'm gonna stress that like a harpy, just sayin!
2017-11-28 19:12:41 +0000 UTC
I wish you a fast recovery.. Tea, rest and happy thoughts..Take care..Good ass Prana
2017-11-28 19:10:21 +0000 UTC
Hi G ,tea is always good :) tc Hugsss
2017-11-28 19:10:16 +0000 UTC
*somber music plays*
*documentary begins*
I'll never forget where I was, the day of The Great Throat Attack of 2017...
2017-11-28 19:07:01 +0000 UTC
Moan away. Love itπ
2017-11-28 19:01:36 +0000 UTC
As much as I love your sexy, soothing voice honey, technically it isn't entirely necessary you know. You have other weapons in your acting arsenal that could probably use some action too. XP XDD (I'm kidding) ππ
2017-11-28 18:59:24 +0000 UTC
Best. Hashtag. Ever. π€£π€£π€£
2017-11-28 18:59:13 +0000 UTC
Aw, I'm so glad to hear that you're on the mend.π This audio was hot! I was hoping that all that sexiness didn't hurt your throat. ;) Sending healing love, kisses, and hugs! Xoxo πππβ€
2017-11-28 18:52:29 +0000 UTC
Be back with lots of Enerdree!
2017-11-28 18:48:34 +0000 UTC
love your sensual 3d asmr uβre doing lately! got tingles everytimeβ€οΈ
2017-11-28 18:47:51 +0000 UTC
Top O' the Moanin' to ya'! XP XDDD Loooved this one! Hope your recovery is as fast as possible, ya' leprechaun. ππ
2017-11-28 18:46:47 +0000 UTC
Not complaining at all! π Excited you're feeling better. Keep on mending! π #Gaelhasthecooties π
2017-11-28 18:46:01 +0000 UTC
I'll be back in action very soon hehehe
2017-11-28 18:46:00 +0000 UTC
Hello G! Nice to hear that you are feeling a little better! Iβm at work now so I canβt quite listen... yet. But I canβt wait! Sending you more get well hugs and kisses πππ
2017-11-28 18:44:53 +0000 UTC
Seriously though, rest up and get well G.
2017-11-28 18:44:19 +0000 UTC
I'm not a nurse, I'm an EMT, training paramedic. But thanks for letting me think I'm a little more important than I am, haha.
2017-11-28 18:43:49 +0000 UTC
Moan awayπ Get some rest and drink plenty of fluidsππ
2017-11-28 18:43:17 +0000 UTC
I can see why you have a sore throat. All those deep, throaty, gravelly-ish mmmmmmmmm sounds ππ
Hope you and that sexy voice of yours gets well soon π
2017-11-28 18:42:51 +0000 UTC
Well with these kind of passionate moans no wonder you have a sore throat likeπ
2017-11-28 18:40:51 +0000 UTC
Haha genuine little gasp of excitement when this popped up like! π
Keep up with the Barry's (and don't let seanie try and fob you off with Lyons)
Get well soon lovely xx
2017-11-28 18:40:50 +0000 UTC
Bless you bean! I was just on the verge of making a stupid decision and needed distracting and lo and behold, here you are!
Hope you're having a good evening everyone! ^^
2017-11-28 18:39:40 +0000 UTC
Glad to hear you're on the mend. Thanks for making our Tuesday a little brighter. π
Laura
2017-11-28 18:39:35 +0000 UTC
2017-11-28 18:39:26 +0000 UTC
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Catherine
2017-11-28 18:39:09 +0000 UTC