I Missed You

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Lovely...

This one is so sweet and loving. Just my cup of tea. <3

Chelie

Wish I saw this earlier but loved it!!! And realized it was posted on my birthday!!!

Jzerv94

Good evening fair Claudia and beautiful maidens of the shire! I hope Thursday was good to you! Wintery plans will hopefully include some baking of Christmas cookies....but sadly mine will likely not have a good excuse to be burned this weekend. 😉 Well....unless I go listen to an audio...hehe.... I have sort of done ice swimming....we were in a hot tub in Lake Tahoe in the snow and dunked ourselves in the frigid pool to cool off! Otherwise, its not my thing. I want my nipples to stay attached! On to the fresh baked Fragen.... When I get home , first thing I'm barefoot! Then on to swooping my hair in a messy bun and then to put the kettle on for tea....or on occasion I might mix a drink. 15 to 20 mins of getting off my feet and then on to dinner prep! If I had to be a professional criminal, I think it may have been mentioned, but I'd be Robin Hood! I have laughed a good amount today! Did you see the article where the Irish Gran put purple undies on her tree? Well....in the comments they were mentioning other crazy things Grans have done! Like giving their grandson cherry lube thinking it was chapstick! 🤤🤤🤤🤣🤣🤣 Also, my 8 y.o. asked me for a PBR for lunch. (That stands for Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer here in the states) What she wanted was a peanut butter and raspberry jam sandwich! Hehe... I've never tried repopping an unpopped kernel and I've never been on a cruise. I'd like to though....someday thinking of soing the inside passage in Alaska. Now if I can only get Titanic out of my head... "Jack! Jack! Don't go Jack!" That may keep my freshly slippered feet on dry ground! (Bought new slippers 2 weeks ago) I'm not usually so chatty online or otherwise, but I guess enjoying ol Rambles have rubbed off on me! I don't know what Mr. G's usual thing is for posting, being new n all, but I saw his twitter is closed. I hope he is ok! Be well and stay warm! ~Deb

The tenderness. Kinda bittersweet #rightinthefeels

There are several songs that I listen to very differently since I started listening to Gael's audios. This is one of them. 😉

Oh lover, don’t you dare slow down Go longer, you can last more rounds Push harder, you're almost there now So go lover, make momma proud And when were done, I don’t wanna feel my legs And when were done, I just wanna feel your hands all over me baby But you can’t stop there, music still playin' in the background And you’re almost there You can do it, I believe in you baby So close from here Baby I’ma be your motivation

Hallo to Claudia and the Fraugen! No weekend plans as of yet, but I'll be seeing the new Star Wars movie tomorrow night—and don't worry, I won't be posting any spoilers of any kind! Maybe I'll finish decorating my Christmas tree. I finally got it out of the box and fluffed up tonight. And now, this: <b>Welcome home, Rey-Rey</b> — When I get home from work, I take off my shoes, coat(s), hat(s), watch, and jewelry (if any) and sit right back down on the couch with my laptop. I'm exciting. <b>"At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime."</b> — If I were a professional criminal, I think I would be in the business of making criminal mischief. You know, like glitterbombing that annoying coworker of yours. Or putting elk urine on your jerk boss's chair. <b>Laughter</b> — I honestly don't know. I feel like maybe I laughed a few times in therapy, but they were more like ironic chuckles. Less than ten, for sure. <b>Put the bag back in</b> — The only times I've tried to repop unpopped popcorn kernels were when I put the bag in for far too little time and popped few to none at all. Otherwise, I'll content myself with a &gt;75% pop rate. <b>Cruise liners?</b> — Nope, never been on a cruise. My mother gets deathly seasick, plus we couldn't really take vacations growing up because we had no one to take care of the horses, and after I left my parents' home, I had no money or time for such diversions.

Guten Morgen Schätzchen. Hope everyone has a happy Freitag!? Any wintery weekend plans? Some people here enjoy Eisschwimmen - ice swimming... maybe I´ ll be brave and give it a try... maybe... haha. I have some fresh daily Fragen for you... What do you do when you get home from Arbeit - work? If you had to be professional criminal, what kind of criminal would you want to be? How many times have you gelacht - laughed today? Have you ever tried to repop unpopped popcorn Körner - kernels? Have you ever been on a cruise? And the 14th challenge... Treat your tootsies to fuzzy new slippers (or socks) Danke my dears, enjoy the challenge... bis später. XD

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Now....if you were the mayor, I might like that! 🤣 (forgive my naughty mind)

Hsssss.... jokessss... you dare telling me jokess! I will eat you all at my solssstice dinner!!!...

Good day to you, fair Lizard Queen! You may enjoy a past recording in the absence of the Mayor. I recently found for the first time... "Getting My Rocks Off" Wow....that was...so.....hot! Perhaps a joke or two? How do you know Santa is in the room? You can sense his presents! Why was Santa upset that he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner! 🎅~Deb

Greetingssss your Slitheryness *bows* I have just finished my second-last day at work for the year and it was a doozy! Let's just say I am VERY willing to point you in my boss's direction if you are hungry..... but he will probably make you feel ill 🤢 &amp; I like you too much for that! How's Lenny, the sexy guard? How's the King? Entertaining stories? 🤔 My parents have just informed me they had to "get rid of" a scorpion in the house today. I replied that I am now seriously reconsidering going home for Christmas! They responded that I should be more worried about the cheetah that is wandering the hills near our house 😮 FFS

Greetingsss, tassty females... I don´ t wanna go outssside into the ssnow (my fabulouss tail isss much too sensitive) and I´ m bored with my captivess, the King isss absent... Ssso... tell me ssomething entertaining! Hm?...

Hello Claudia &amp; the marvelous mermaids! Happy Wednesday evening! Today's been full of ups n downs....thankfully the ups won. Nothing that curling up with a cuppa tea, lighting a candle, and picking a ramble to listen to couldn't cure! ...onward to the Fragen.... I don't usually read those kind of novels, I'm more of the murder mystery type. Tug of war? Yep! It's been a while and it was great fun! Almost got dunked in the mud bog, but we overcame them! I don't tend to be scared of the dark, but I've never been a fan of open stairs! I always feel like some boogieman is going to grab my ankles! 🤤 Lingerie....hmmm....well, things specifically for the put it on n tear it off kind....I'd say 15? Not including bra sets and a few corsets that can be more comfortably worn out. Regular bras n undies not included... I probably have 7 bras n 2 weeks worth of undies on rotation and buy new as needed. (Kinda looking forward to hearing about other people's habits are in this dept!) Rumors? Oh....that was sadly about my naughty daughter and not me....and it was true. *gulp* Ah well....I shall look to buy that treat for someone soon! Thank you for the evening diversion! ~Deb

Gushing, absolutely gushing 😍😭

Charisma

Don't forget "You're my favourite" 😍😍😍 *melts*

Thank you Gael!

Gael, I feel pretty confident in saying that that was lovely, very loverly. 😌

Oh my gosh Luna, I was literally typing, “ That was lovely,” when I saw your post.

That was lovely 😊

Hi, Claudia and the rest of you beautiful all-stars! :D :D Other than my foot hurting and my Achilles tendon feeling sore from standing so long, I'm alright :) Hottest novel I've ever read? I actually haven't read many novels (especially <i>those</i> kind 😳), so I can't answer this one. Tug of war? Yeah, a bunch. I only remember winning like two of them. I was not that strong as a kid. Am I scared of the dark? No, not really. But walking upstairs by myself when it's completely dark downstairs does make me hurry up the steps. And seeing pictures online of a pair of creepy eyes at the foot of the stairs doesn't help 😣 How many pieces of lingerie do I own? If you mean the fancy-looking or sexy kind...not even one. Underwear in general, then...at least fifty. Not counting camis and panties that are still in packages. Outstanding rumors about myself? Good rumors...no. The only rumor I remember catching about myself was a pretty stupid one; the outstanding part about it was that people were gullible enough to believe it. As for the challenge...funny you should say 'least favorite person from work', because a coworker of mine just received that title from me today; he made me late for work AND simultaneously ruined my chance to get a holiday bonus. On purpose. And he knows that I was one of the few people there who never messed with him. ...I'll think of something nice to get him.

Guten Morgen Sirens of Gaelandia. A pleasant Donnerstag to everyone! Hope you are all well? Yesterday I was at the lake, Eisstockschießen - hm... a kind of traditional Bavarian curling. Sadly I didn´ t win... but it´s mainly about drinking hot Schnaps anyway. Hahaha... So here are some assorted daily Fragen for the Fraugen... What’s the hottest novel you’ ve ever read? Have you ever been in a tug of war? Are you scared of the Dunkelheit - dark? How many pieces of lingerie do you own? Have you ever heard any outstanding Gerüchte - rumours about yourself? The 13th challenge... Buy your least favorite person at work a treat Danke for your answers, as always... bis dann. XD

just what I needed to hear after a long day of finals and driving home!! those words of...not possession but- “my girl,” “sweetheart,” &amp; (my fave) “honey” are always what I need to hear 💕💕💕💕😍😍😍😍😍

This 😭 is 😭 magnificent! 😭

Doctimus! 🤣🤣🤣

(Don’t worry, I’ve already given myself a slap on the wrist for going off topic here 😝)<br><br>When I forget to take my earbuds to the gym, I’ll sometimes keep my mind occupied by rewriting the lyrics to different songs. In keeping with the spirit of the holiday season, I decided to rework the lyrics of a popular Christmas carol to address a recent controversy in Gaelandia - Seanie’s insistence that he’s no one’s baby daddy I’ve unimaginatively dubbed this one <i>Whose Child is This? (He’s Not Mine, Beour)</i>: Whose child is this? He’s not mine, beour Don’t ye be naggin’ at me For child support Or with a court Order for alimony No, no! This can’t be right! Though I flahed ya every night This is One of Gael’s pranks ‘Coz my mickey just shoots blanks I can’t be your Baby daddy Jaysus, luv, his nappy smells Why can’t ya see He’s not like me Reminds me of someone else Yes, beour! He must be Gael’s He calls himself the Alpha male Oh, I Can’t wait to see That langer all in bits, la I can’t stay and Help out me twin I gots to get to L.A. To drop sick beats On all the streets And chill with Snoop Dogg and Dre Hey, Gael! Put down that mic Come here and meet your child, like Sound out, Luv, I must go Smoke weed with the hyena

*SUUHHH-WOON* 😍❤😍 !!!

Rey-Rey, your last two paragraphs are so powerful! 💕 (I mean, the rest is good too but those last two are...whew!)

Okay, can you be any more cute here? Like a little puppy you are with your attention and sweet kisses and nose rubs. But to turn the tables and take care of her when she gets home? That was just too much! This was just adorable and much needed on a very cold and very busy Wednesday. Thank you for this, and remember to take care of you!

Just three easy payments of $1,000,000,000. Simply buy Ireland and then you can have any Gael you want. Lol 😜

I think I got a cavity! This was too sweet!😊 Smooches, sugar!😉

I just love this!!! Ok Ali, I’m ready for my Gael in the Mail now! How do I get one? 😘😍

Love you Cat. It's okay.

Aw this was super sweet. I've loved all these romantic audios this holiday season. I really needed them. Thanks sweetie 😙 Keep up the fantastic job and stay well.

Kristine

I couldn’t wait to listen...but I will for sure when I come home again today!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Oh you tender and loving, Gael. Exactly what I needed after a looong day at work. Who knew that little Eskimo kisses, snuggles and sweet smooches will soothe my tiredness away? It's good to be home and melt in your big arms, baby 💕

Stella Rose

Ohh man I hate that I have to wait till the end of the day to listen to it. But it’s gonna be worth I’m sure ❤️❤️😍😍

Nicoleta

Cookies and milk😋

Same here😳

Awwwww😍😍😍😍😍

This is awesome and very cute thanks gael best thing to wake up to sending hugs and hope your ok and well ❤️❤️😊

That moment at 3am when you realize you'll never get a real life snuffle because no one in your real life knows what that even is 😭😭😭.

Catherine

❤️ Always so lovely.

This was so lovely and sweet. Welcome home cookie, enjoy your day 🍪🥛

Cute and sweet, as always 😊 Thanks!

Update: Now that I had my delicious bread with fig jam and listened to this heartwarming audio again, I have to say that I feel much better already. It's strange how much you can feel personally addressed. Mmh, really weird🤔😉

This was full of sweetness ❤️ A perfect way to go to sleep too by your kisses &amp; cuddles 😘❤️

How appropriate, I just got home! And I was just thinking how lovely it would be to hear one of your audios. &lt;3

Prue

<i>We usually get home within minutes of each other—you by train, I by bus. It is known that you have the easier commute as a result; sure, you have more walking to do from the train station, but I have to be crammed into a much smaller tin can with people who just snuffed out their cigarettes and vape pens on the sidewalk in front of the bus. You also handle motion sickness much better than I do. Stop and go...stop and go...ugh, I'm queasy just thinking about it again, and I'm walking up the steps to the apartment now. I will say, though, it's nice to have someone to turn on the heat for me before I walk in. One day, we'll live in a place with one of those programmable thermostats.</i> "Ah, dia duit, mo stor—tá mo mháliá." <i>You called me that for a good two weeks when we first met before I—still too shy to ask outright what it meant and not sure I would've believed what you said, anyway—spent half a night with Google Translate and a terribly-written Irish pronunciation guide to figure it out. That was the night that I learned why linguistics is a major in college. The phonetic alphabet really should be a standard.</i> "Tá mo mháliá, mo mhuirnín..." <i>You smell so much better than the guy who sat next to me on the bus tonight, who reeked of vape pen and dimestore cologne. This is the air of a warm summer's day, with the heaviness of fresh-cut grass from the oils of your skin and the whisper of spruce from your deodorant. But I can tell from the taste of your soft, appreciative kisses that you've been into the chocolate stash. Langer.</i> "I missed you so much..." <i>You did?</i> "Uh-huh." <i>I would love to think that's due to some prodigious skill on my part, or some je-ne-sais-quoi that arises from natural charm and grace and talent. But I didn't do anything particularly unforgettable this morning, and I think we both know that the only je-ne-sais-quoi I have is "I don't know what to wear to this stupid meeting." So what's wrong?</i> "Oh, no, no, no—there's nothing wrong." <i>Are you sure? Because the last time you acted this affectionate, our car was spread across two parking spaces by some drunk idjit who broke the front axle clean in half. Why d'you think we're both taking public transit now?</i> "No, there's nothing wrong. I just missed you, is all." <i>But...I've been gone all of ten hours. Same as every day. Except Fridays. That's my late day. At least it gives me good reason not to sit and smile and make awkward small talk with your friends at the pub. You know I'm shite in social situations, especially when a full week of equipment failures and bad tests runs me down. I much prefer to come home to this. Because this...this feels all right. I don't like kissing, but I like your lips on mine. I don't like hugging, but I like your arms around me. I'm sure if your friends knew much about who I am at home, they'd say I'm wrong for you—that you need someone more physical, more tactile, more "enthusiastic" than I am. Sometimes, in the darkest nights, I think that's true. And then there are moments like this. But no, seriously, you've been into the chocolate. What's going on?</i> "I was thinking about coming home to you, wrapping my arms around you..." <i>Oh? Is that all?</i> "And...laying kisses on your lips...your forehead...your nose..." <i>I giggle with you. Your lips do like to wander. But usually, they wander in search of something, and now I'm concerned again. I could probably try to get excited tonight, but it would be so difficult, and I'm still a little off after that bus ride. Even getting me drunk would just make me sleepy. Either that or you're buttering me up because you've got another work-thing to drag me to, and babe, I adore you and everything, but I want to make small talk with your boss's wife even less than I want to get back on that bus right now. She's nice enough, but she doesn't get it.</i> "Hmm?" <i>You heard me. What is it you want?</i> "No, no, no—I don't want anything." <i>But your laugh says you know why I'd think you do.</i> "I'm just happy to see you—<i>very</i> happy." <i>But why? I'm standing here in dirty jeans covered in isopropyl alcohol and God-only-knows what sorts of dusts, no makeup, and I just realized there's a hole in the bottom of my T-shirt. Joy.</i> "Well, because you're my favorite." <i>Oh, so you have more than one, do you? Tease.</i> "The most beautiful girl in the world, and the best thing in the world." <i>The best thing, am I? I'm back to thinking you're trying to butter me up. I know what you think the "best thing in the world is," and if that's what's on your mind, you're going to have to content yourself with hands, instead. Unless you want to spend all night trying to get my engine started.</i> "I mean, like, 'lovely thing.'" <i>That makes more sense. Like warm taffy, I meld back into your arms, where everything is safety and quiet and gentleness. It feels good here. It's always felt good here. Even when you kiss my neck—so many bad memories for me around something so simple, but each one from you erases those just a little bit more. Maybe someday, I'll be able to reclaim part of who I could have been before it happened. Maybe that would make me "worthy" of a relationship with a partner whose needs outpace my own on a regular basis.</i> "You know, I love kissing you." <i>Or maybe it would make me understand that it's not about "worth" at all. It's about acceptance and trust and respect—all the things you've shown from the beginning. All the things that maybe, someday, I'll be able to show in return.</i> <b>(A thousand apologies for any misspellings/mistranslations here. The part about Google Translate and lousy phonetics wasn't fiction.)</b>

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Totally aawwww! 😍 To be missed and then treated to Gaelic, sweet kisses, and snuggles makes for a very nice welcome home. Thanks a bunch for the early morning treat 😚

Oh boy. That’s what I really needed. My day started so bad. For 7:08 minutes it felt like nothing has changed, and I wouldn't have been left behind. Thanks a lot🙏🏼😙 PS: Before anyone asks, I'm fine. It was about time. Have a nice day or night everyone😘😘😘

Aww, thank you! I missed you, too!! Snuggling on the couch with Eskimo kisses sound perfect and so it is then, to the couch I go as it's that time! Gotta warn ya though~my noise is freezing, haha!!!

Nothing like sweet comfort...with the slightest growl in there makes my tummy flip! Pretty wild to think if how much positive energy you have coming your way from all the girls. But when I listen to the audios it's nice to think for a moment it is only for me....*sighs*.....a girl can dream, right? I hope you are well and loved....for here you truely are well loved! ~Deb~(perhaps foolishly) Swoonie in Oregon

Today was one of those days, so this was much needed. It's like I keep saying, you always know. xo

Awww! Happy little dose of sweetness 😊 hope you're well

Trina

Ahhh I need more of this😍😍makw a sequel pleeeeeease.

Jasmine sanfi

Gahhhhhhhh...that made my blood sugar go up!!!!😍❤️

Wonderful sweet and beautiful... It is impossible Not to melt, in those arms, like a lump of butter on a frying pan... Have a wonderful day.. Good ass Prana 😘❤❤

I listened with a smile on my face the entire time. :) I actually made a delighted 'aw' purry noise at the mention of your world famous Eskimo kisses. So sweet, G.😙 I love it!❤

Just got done relistening to one of your other audios just to find this new one 😊 I am one happy camper.... I will use this one to head to sleep thanks papi 😉 night and a good night to all you sexy lovelies

Nose kisses, Eskimo kisses, forehead kisses = very cute 😍 Thanks for the upload, G ☺️ Big hugs 😚

“Do you like my soft kisses everywhere....and when I wrap my big arms around you?” Is that a trick question??? ❤️❤️ PS you’re killing me softly with those nose and forehead kisses Gael!!

thank you😢 having a bad day and its just 2pm and i just got up.. having negative motivation and energy.. being absolutely empty and dead and grey. cook even tho i dun wanna eat.. long story short i went to the bathroom to find out my period starts that'll explain everything 😅 i might actually cry to this audio. ty..

Thanks G! Hugs 💜

It's a sweet audio. Very nice, slow and relaxing. The background noises match beautifully- and the little bit of feedback issues you've had in the last couple of audios are non-existent. Thank you for the upload, G.

Laura first! 😉Fast fingers again!😂😂

Shush, Iris! 🙊😂

Laura

Thanks😊 Happy Wednesday!

Boy, your ears must have been BURNING. We ladies were JUST chatting about you.

Insomnia+notification #silverlinings

Yay!!! Now I’ll sleep like a baby 😍😍

Yay! Thanks, G. 😘

Laura