Ramble In The Cabin

I love the rambles. It's nice to hear YOU for a change, instead of a character (don't get me wrong, I love the characters). Feel free to upload your rambles any time😊

need to hear an audio from seanie 😊

Hallo to Claudia and the Fraugen! No New Year's plans as of yet, save to do some laundry and house-cleaning—I always say this, but it never happens. :V I certainly want to bake some more bread, though; I got a baking stone for Christmas, and with payday on Friday, I can afford to get some parchment paper to complete the list of things that will make my bread-baking endeavors easier. And now, this: <b>The best banana</b> — I like my bananas with just a touch of green at the stem, ideally before they start to brown, if I'm eating out of hand. I made a peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich exactly once, and discovered that overripe bananas are much better for that. I wonder how a honey-almond-butter-and-banana sandwich would turn out? 🤔 <b>"I've got to go..."</b> — I don't think I've ever lied to end a phone conversation, although I have been in some long ones. Perhaps people have lied to get me off the phone, instead. 😅 <b>Moving earth</b> — I'm told that I have, in fact, been present during very small earthquakes (set off by hydraulic fracturing of shale to extract petroleum), but I never noticed them. <b>Parental likeness</b> — I am a distressingly equal admixture of the two. I would much rather be like neither of them, as my parents are not really the best people, and certainly not to each other. Maybe if I live away from them long enough, that'll be true.

Guten Morgen Gaelandian girls. Hope everyone has a wonderful Freitag!? Any exciting Silvester - New Year´ s Eve plans already? Well, I think I may play barkeeper, helping my man ...or maybe I´ ll stay at home, light a big bonfire and smash this year´ s unschöne - ungainly pots at Mitternacht - midnight. :) Some assorted daily Fragen, if you like? Ja? When are bananas the best? Have you ever been in a phone conversation so long, you lied to get off? Have you ever experienced an Erdbeben - earthquake? Are you more like your dad or your mom? Danke, Schätzchen... bis dann. XD

Hi Dear Frau Claudia 😄 I'd love to try your apple strudel! Has that peacock settled down? I'd love to see what my cat would make of that kind of bird 😄

Kathy M

So quiet today, Gaelandia? What are you doing? I think this time after Christmas is always a little hm... strange. Well I sweetened my day by baking an Apfelstrudel. I don´ t really like to eat it, but I love making the dough. :)

You're absolutely right! Just finished listening to a bunch of his past audios 😍

Stella Rose

ITS 1:00AM DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE?.................. yup the're up listen to Gael.. Duh😂

I'm glad it wasn't something that was trying to get you!! A Peackcock? Wow! I'm sure that's something you don't see everyday. The kitties are pobably itching to take down bigger prey! I finally figured out how to change out the bulb in my daughter's room. I've come to realize that whom ever renovated this condo had the forsight to pick the craziest and most expensive light fixtures to mount. Not only that they picked different types of bulbs for each room. The bulbs for my daughter's rrom is $20 for a set of 2 AND you shouldn't touch it with your bare skin!!! What on earth? Crazy ass people! Fragen time. Book? If e-books count it's been about 6 months. Shrunk? I'd have to go to my daughter so she can call my nearest relative so they can take me to the hospital. 300? I have to ask this question almost every day @ work. I'll take 20's. Even though I'd be reluctant to spend 100's. Merchants hate 100's because they're likely to be counterfeit. Hotel? About 14 yrs ago I spent Valentine's Day in a hotel. Turned out to be a disaster. The shower/tub was clogged, college students were freaking loud all night and our meal at the restaurant sucked! That's it ladies have a wonderful day/night!!!

Guten Morgen Schätzchen. A nice Donnerstag to everyone. Are you all well? Last night I was hoping for an interesting encounter... well, I got one. I was woken up by a strange, wailing sound. So I went outside... there was a peacock sitting on my rooftop screaming like a banshee. Apparently someone in the village got the peacock for Christmas and it was on a little exploring tour. The kittens were so excited, they´ ve never seen one before... I fear for the poor Pfau - peacock. Hahaha. The daily Fragen... Wie lang - how long has it been since you last finished a book? If you were suddenly shrunk to only 6 inches tall who' d be the first person you' d go to? Would you prefer 300 dollars in 20s or 100s? Have you ever spent a Feiertag - holiday in a hotel? Danke my dear Fraugen, as always... bis später. XD

God bless your big heart Gael. First the escalator rescue and now the canoe rescue. I hope you get that helping hand someday when you need it 💗 Also I need to hear you say cuddly on a loop. Too cute! Your rambles are always a treat. If you ever move on from creating audios I hope you'll always continue with these 💗💗💗

Kathy M

Always loooovvvvvee your rambles😁👍

Yetis and otters and impalas, oh my! Thank you so much for this ramble, G -- you promised you would be sure to have something to comfort those who needed it on Christmas, and as always Banter Force (I like that, by the way!!) delivered. I do hope that you enjoyed your snowy holiday and that you have thawed out enough to function. If not, no worries -- Sweetz is a penguin after all and we have photo evidence that she may or may not know Santa, so we can send her to the rescue! (JK Sweetz LOL)

Otters! Had a friend at work for a bit who was obsessed with otters. Pictures of otters all over the place. She was the press liaison too for the Erie Otters, a hockey team near here. If you're interested in intelligent animals investigate crows. In particular, the New Caledonian crow will solve multi-step problems to acquire food that's out of reach. They'll make tools in order to do it as well. They're fascinating. There was a documentary here in the US called "The Secret Life of Crows" that came out in 2014. I feel like it may have been PBS but maybe Discovery too. I can't recall.

okay. Hi Gael! I'm not sure how to actually contact you... but..... I'm 5'0" and I was wondering if you'd do some type of sweet-comedic but also sexy audio of you making fun of said sort person? It really would be great to hear. and I hope you had a fantastic Christmas and have a fantabulous new year! Love you!

Hello there, Frau Claudia and the sexy, sultry Fraugen! Happy almost-Mittwoch to everyone! Misty nights with strange creatures sounds rather exciting and intriguing, Claudia. Please let us know if you are visited by anything interesting! The night here is rather cold and we are in for a cold snap over the next week or so. Alas, there is no snow in our forecast, but then there rarely is in late December, early January. A girl can always hope, though. On to the random Fragen: Kiss tilt: I had to think about that for a moment. I tilt my head to the right always – I tried kissing the hubby tilted to the left and we bumped noses. Guess we’ve figured out what works for us. Wisdom teeth: I had all four wisdom teeth out in January of my freshman year in college. It was not a fun experience – all four were impacted and the oral surgeon couldn’t get to them easily. Suffice it to say, I lived on pasta and popsicles for a week or so afterwards. Last dance: Fast dancing happens almost daily while I am cleaning or doing something in my house. Slow dance, though, would have been “Smoke Gets in Your Eyes” quite a while ago with the hubby. Really need to take him slow dancing more often. Yo-Yo: Yes, several, and I could never, ever get it to work. Even today, I can’t do it. Just can’t get my wrist to flick that way. There you go, Claudia! Always a good day when I can answer some fragen!

Guten Morgen Mädls. A pleasant Mittwoch to everyone. It´ s such a beautiful night here... cold and misty. The 12 nights after Christmas are known to be especially mystic. It is said that strange creatures are roaming the mountains... looking for humans to punish, reward or just play with. :) Wish me luck, maybe something interesting will knock on my door. Haha... But first I have some random daily Fragen... Which way do you turn your head when you go for a Kuß - kiss? Have you taken out your Weisheitszähne - wisdom teeth? What was the last Lied - song you danced to? Have you ever owned a yo-yo? That shall be enough for tonight, danke my dears... bis dann. XD

Oh. Er. Will that Grasshopper Count dude be there, your Majesty? Much as I'd love to see sexy Lenny - I mean you and the King, I have a previous engagement. Maybe I can swing by a little after midnight. What's for dessert? *Bows covering tits and ass*

So when you talk about “grooming,” are we talking head to toe here? Like, do you shave your chest and arms? I’m asking for, like, science reasons. 😂

Ssso... finally this pessky Christmass time isss over. And, guesss what... I didn´ t get MY COCK KEY!!! Ach ja, anyway... I ssstill need some tassty humans for my "End of Year" celebration. Who wanna join usss in the big love cave? Hm?...

That yeti scene is still too funny! Tranquilizer darts to the butt! 🤣 Seanie's Not-To-Do list is priceless! 😆 Doing the otter nasty, let's get it on! I ♥️ Rambles!

OR we could use our Panty Launcher to send supplies and toiletries 🤔

Thank you for this, Gael! Live the rambles. They make me smile and laugh. Such fun. Hope you have a Happy New Year!

I just love the rambles, it's always so nice to get a glimpse of the man behind the artist! Thank you for sharing, and for making if fun and cheerful ❤️️😊

This was so fun - thank you! ❤

Ahaha, awww. I did a little facepalm when he got stumped on the word tamales. Tis ok, my sweet irish one, for your smol mexican bean will help you. Tamales (tah-mah-lehs or tah-mah-l) are basically mexican hot pockets. The "bread" part is made out of masa, it's a corn dough basically. Then the masa is pasted onto corn husk or banana leaves. Add the filling on top of the masa and you're ready to wrap dat chit up and cook em. The filling varies from person to region - this year my family made spicy pork, spicy chicken and cheese, and bean and cheese with jalapeño! I now realize all this could have been solved with a simple googs search. Hm. OH WELL! ☆ﾟ°˖* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I swear I can't get enough of your audios! I haven't been a Patron for very long -- maybe a month or so -- but this is my most welcome change of 2017. I'm glad I found you on YouTube, G. Keep it up! ♡

Izzy♡

Love your rambles, Gael, so much! Any chance this can be available for download? 😍

Great to see you back with some funny rambles! You have the cutest laugh, I swear. Love you, Gael 💕

Stella Rose

Hello Frau Claudia and Merry Christmas to ya.. Haven't answered the Fragen in awhile so here it goes. 1. I take the daily shower to get the "hot spots"..😜😜..and once a week I take myself a nice hot bath..complete with bubbles and wine..after all a girl must treat herself!!! 2. I guess what I would bring to the picnic would be for after..a good book!! 3. My favorite children's book would be the mother of all children's book's..Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes... 4. The most interesting thing out my window now is the cat next door sitting on the trash can curled up!!.. 😀😀..Thank you for making us think!! ✌✌💗💗

Nikki-Nik

Always love listening to your rambles. Merry Christmas Gael! &lt;3 Thanks for an awesome year!

Prue

Hey guys Hope everyone enjoyed themselves. It's still freaking cold and snowy here so we're staying warm and cozy. Fragen time. Bath? I haven't taken a bath in years. I waste too much water because I take a shower first then I take a bath with oils/salts/bubbles. Picnic? Sandwiches, salad, fruit, wine, cookies, olives, (black and green) Story? The Hungry Caterpillar. I also loved this poem that my brother taught me that I memorized (The Gruesome Ghoul) Window? My daughter left her soccer ball outside. It snowed about 4 in and the ball looks like a some one with an afro from the back. That's all for tonight.

Guten Morgen Sirens of Gaelandia. Hope everyone has a good Dienstag!? Could you enjoy Christmas? Got some interesting gifts? I´ m finally rid of my relatives and now I can truly enjoy some quiet, peaceful days and nights all alone. (Well if that get´ s too boring I will get my man and maybe the King for some company.XP) And for a satisfying night I also need to ask some Fragen... How often do you take a Bad - bath? What would you bring along to an idyllic Picknick - picnic? What´ s your favourite childrens story? Whats the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest Fenster - window? Danke my dearest Fraugen... bis dann. XD

We can send a chopper for you... promise..no ejector seats😆😆😆😆

I can't get enough of that accent 😍💖

So now we are saving little girls??!! Why am I not surprised..not only are you the sweetest thing..you're a hero too!! 😘😘💗💗

Nikki-Nik

Oh, hey! I just remembered I have a joke for you, G. 😂 Why is Santa so jolly? ...Because he knows where all the naughty girls are. 😏😂 I heard this joke last night on the radio and it made me think of you 🤣🤣🤣

Merry Christmas Gael! 🎄🎁 Thanks for making everyone’s Christmas a little less lonely 💚 Hope you’re also having a warm Christmas day!

Yay now I have something to listen to whilst I work my Christmas meal off 😂😂

Always_Wondering

Christmas is now officially over for me, but thank you love for making mine a little bit warmer and brighter. What you said about depression really hit home with me. I love that you get me to think if things in ways I never have before. 💕 Thank you for always going out of your way to make others feel happy. I truly appreciated the company during what is normally such a dreary holiday for me. 🖤💋😘

Your rambles are my favourites 😋 The story of you turning into a yeti cracked me up. I pictured you covered in hair, running around in circles, screaming “Audio! Audio!” and growling 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for making Christmas better with your rambly self 😋

Thank you so much Gael!!

Merry Christmas!!!

This is one awesome Christmas ramble I love it I hope your all having a awesome Christmas and thank you Gael for everything you do for us 😊❤️❤️⛄️🎄🎄🎄❄️

That was a welcome distraction from all the Christmas madness around me👍🏼😊 Thank you for sharing your precious time with us🙏🏼😘 I really appreciate it. Thank you G.😘♥️ PS: I can say that you have by far the best laugh I've ever heard. So cute and above all so contagious☺️😆☺️😆☺️😆

Thankyou this ramble was very much appreciated.. Living in a shared house with excentric parents, and their twelve rescued cats.. Spending Christmas, trying to Keep most of the cats away from the tree.. Have a continued Wonderful evening 🐈 Good ass Prana 😃 😘❤🎄

You are the best, G! Your warmth, kindness, and care for others is so admirable, and you're very sweet to give of yourself in this way to make others happy on Christmas. Your positivity is contagious, and just think how many people's holidays you made brighter just by being your sweet self.❤❤ I appreciated my shoutout when you were reading the comments. Butterflies stirred up all over again.😉😍😍😍 Thank you, and Merry Christmas, you sweetheart!💋 Keep toasty in that blizzard! Warm snuggly hugs and kisses to you.😙❤🍀

Yay! I love a good ramble 😙😁🎄

❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love your rambles 😍😍

Hopefully you'll thaw out by Spring! 😉 It's always a joy to hear YOU. Enjoy your vacation!

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