Bedtime Stories #1 - Morning of the Cats!

lol I love this YouTube video 😊❤️

Fair - Yes have won a few toys !. Glass - always half full. Lollipops - Suck. Yog lids - Lick the lids. Roll r's - Yes I can !!!

Swiss army knife - No never had one .

G. Cards - Only really ever made them when I was small. But have made valentine cards for previous b/f's which has been fun.

Hello Claudia, 1st time answering so here goes: -

I can do better than give you a badge, my good Frau!<br><br><img height="210" src="http://www.diploma-degree.com/Degree/700-135614-Certificate-of-Achievement-for-the-Advancement-of-Science.jpg">

Hmm... I just saw I´ve hit 3500 comments... do I get a badge or something? Ja?... Hahaha...

Howdy, Frau Claudia and the rest of you sexy – and sated? – Fraugen! A lovely almost-Friday to you. I am hoping for a pleasant day tomorrow. The weather is supposed to be very cool, so I am hoping to get outside and do some yard work. Another couple of weekends and I can go off camping again. Yay fall! Claudia, your evening sounds very pleasant and very relaxing! Hope you have that for the rest of your weekend. Now for some silly Fragen! Greeting cards: A few years ago, I got really interested in crafting cards. I joined an online group where we exchanged cards and mail, and it was a lot of fun until it became too expensive. Now I don’t have the time to make them anymore. Swiss army knife: Surprisingly, no, I don’t! I got my daughter one a few years ago when she used to camp with me, and the hubby has one, but I never bought one for myself. Fair winning: I have won things at the fair, but never a large cuddly toy, sadly. Glass: I am a glass half full kind of person. I try to keep a positive outlook when I can, even though I can be a bit of a worrier. Lollipop: I don’t usually like lollipops, but I guess I am a biter. Lick the lid: Nope, but I do scrape the lid with my spoon. R rolling: Not in the least! I have tried and tried, but I just can't get it right! There you go, ladies! Happy Saturday to you!

Guten Morgen Mädls. Hope everyone has a pleasant Samstag!? Ja,I´m a little early tonight. I guess you are still busy with the new audios? I just had a fantastic hot loooong bath... And a matching cock..tail! Hahaha. Hmmm... perfection... :) So here are some silly, random Fragen... if you like? Do you ever make your own Grußkarten - greetings cards? Do you have a swiss army knife? Have you ever won a giant sized Kuscheltier - cuddly toy from a fair? Is the glass half full or half empty? Do you suck or bite Lutscher - lollipops? Do you lick the yoghurt or desert lid? Can you roll your R's? Danke for your answers... I´m off to bed. Bis später my dears XD And danke Frl. Doktimus for yesterday´s Fragen!

Happy Freaky <i>Freitag</i> to you, Frau Claudia, and to the rest of you sexy sunshines and lollipops!<br><br>Man, I can't believe that the murder kittens were able to catch the bat. It had the distinct advantage of being able to fly, for goodness sake! Unless they somehow fashioned a kitten-sized crossbow and shot the poor thing down in mid air - at this point, I think those little furminators are capable of anything. No <i>Fragen</i> yet? Well, I suppose I should strike while the iron is still hot... - What accomplishment are you most proud of? - What's one thing you've done that you thought you would never do? - Imagine that you have to sum up your life in 6 words. What would you say? - What's your favourite food on a stick to eat? (e.g., corn dogs, candy apples, etc.) - Do you have any family heirlooms? If not, is there anything you would want to start using as an heirloom? - Bonus sexy question: If you could magically control your partner's body for one day, how would you get them to please you sexually?

Guten Morgen lovely Gaelandian girls. A happy Freitag - Friday to everyone. Will your weekend be cosy and lazy or adventurous or maybe stressful? My little niece will stay with us for the weekend... so I think it will be a mixture of all of the above for me. :) The kittens slaughtered the bat last night, thank god they had their Tollwutimpfung - anti-rabies inoculation! Don´t have time for Fragen tonight, I have to stoke up my middle kiln. I´m testing a new firing-curve. Maybe one of you sexy Fraugen is in the mood to ask some? For good old Wissenschaft - science of course! :) Danke my dears for your Fragen and Antworten... bis später XD

I think it was the "My Brush With Death" audio, right? Almost hanged himself just to impress a woman 😧<br><br>Although in all fairness, I think doing things that are hazardous to your health is a rite of passage in childhood. My list of Dumb Stuff Doctimus Did As A Child includes gems like walking into a lamppost, shoving a candy wrapper up my nose, and putting a plastic bag over my head (holy shit, that last one is scary because the plastic clings to your mouth and nostrils like it's vacuum sealed 😵).<br><br>But I still turned out okay, right? Right. 🤓👍

I am LIVING for these snuggle kissy bedtime audios 😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Happy to snuggle with you any time, dude.😘All the snuggles! 😁❤️ Seriously, you are too adorable. Hope you're having a great week!

Laura

There is another one that is funny as hell. You were at one of your friend's house and you were playing on something got all tangled up in it. You were getting choked and your friend stood there and you told him "Get your fucking dad!" The way way you said it had me rolling on the floor!! Then his dad came out in his underwear? OMG! I LMAO!! I can't remember which one it was though.

Unwind, de-stress, and grinning like a Cheshire cat! ❤️ Much needed after what seemed like the longest Wednesday ever!! 😘

Awesome, something nice to end my day. 😊

Hi, Claudia and all you awesome ladies! :D It's still warm over here; I'm semi-patiently waiting for the crisp fall air. You have bats in your attic, too? My favorite... Kind of book? Comic/graphic novel. I'm such a nerd X3 Magazine? Cooking or travel. My sister is subscribed to one called 'Conte Nast Traveler'; my bucket list of places to visit has increased dramatically because of that magazine :) Alphabet letter? I always liked 'Q' a lot. Time of day? Dusk. The different colors in the sky is mesmerizing. Plus, I love watching sunsets, especially when you can look directly at the sun (when it's a red circle; that's just...ah, it's so beautiful). Composer? Oooh, tough one. I have several; Nobou Uematsu (Final Fantasy video games), Yuki Kajiura (several Japanese animation), Two Steps From Hell (trailer music)... Actress? Uhh, not sure. I don't follow celebrities much...Halle Berry and Glenn Close are pretty cool. Charlize Theron is okay, too. Salad dressing? Besides Ranch, there's this sweet, red wine vinaigrette dressing with pecans I make that the family has dubbed 'House dressing'. Household chore? None of them! XP But...I guess I pick laundry, since you basically let the machine do most of the hard work for you. Number? 9. I don't know why, I just like the number 9.

I didn't see it until just now, but those damn cats flawlessly executed the classic war strategem 'Pull Down the Ladder After the Ascent'. Clever, clever beasts. G is lucky to have emerged with no worse than a blush.

Guten Morgen Schätzchen. A wonderful Donnerstag to everyone. Hope you are well? It´s a cool night here, the half moon looks really schön - beautiful. And the kittens are raising hell, hunting a bat in the Dachboden - attic. :) Here are some quick Fragen, if you are in the mood? What´s your favourite... Kind of book? Magazine? Letter of the Alphabet? Time of day? Composer? Actress? Salad dressing? Household chore? Number? Danke my dear Sirens... bis dann XD And there´s still an untold story in yesterday´s Fragen... just saying, you lazy bunch. Nah...JK. :))

Of course I don't mind 😉 I could listen to your funny stories all day without getting tired of them 😁😂😂

OMG!! The Morning of the Cats! I go back and listen to this quite often whenever I need a laugh! A naked Gael trapped on stairs calling for his moooooom! I died, Gael! I thought my aunts were the only ones afraid of cats! A big strapping lad sooch as yerself....I LMAO every time!!!

... suggests he really wasn't terribly concerned about being seen...

This was a pleasure to hear and very hilarious lol. But sir, where is Seanie?? I miss him 😢

Monique (Mimzz)

Of all the stories you've told so far, G, the 'Morning of the Cats' is one of my top favorites; it's hilarious, but I felt so bad for laughing XD XD

Psst, Madeline, you missed some. Alpha Gael, pleading Gael, rambling Gael, Pop Rocks Gael...

I adore loopy Gael. My other favourites are sexy lullaby/afterglow Gael and ah-ah-aaahhh?-I'm coming-Gael. Plus some others, like husky Gael and trolling Gael.

Up next... When Good Pussies Go Bad! Film at Eleven!

Kathy M

Stories about attacking pussies? 😳👍

When this audio was originally posted in the Playroom, someone (I can't remember who - was it Sweetz?) raised the very interesting question of why didn't Gael use his bedsheets (or any other linens he was sleeping on) to cover up when trying to get to the dryer? Did we ever find out an answer to that, or was it attributed to him presumably being loopy at the time?<br><br>In fact, I'm looking around my room right now to see what common bedroom objects a person could use to cover their junk if they had to lurk about in their birthday suit. A lampshade could have worked (well, at least in terms of eliminating full-frontal nudity). A window curtain would've been a bit cumbersome, but still a possibility. Or perhaps cutting holes into the bottom of a large plastic bag to use as makeshift underwear, if one had a plastic bag on hand 🤔

Happy Anniversary!!! ♥

ps. Of course we don't mind snuggling up the second time - bring on the third and forth time too! There is only a small lil problem... your bed might be too small for all of us... XP

Beware, my Queen - he will sweet talk that pussy and snuggle up with it between soft purrs and meows.

Awww...ssomehow I like it when you sssound all soft and vulnerable... like eassy prey. (Note to mysself... send the kitten asssssasssinsss to Ireland.)

This was so funny! You know, I realized today that I have been a member of your Patreon for one year! I have enjoyed every minute of my time here. I have met so many funny,kind,intelligent,caring , the list could go on,people!! And you Gael ,you are an amazing person. You have been a calming,peaceful influence for me on the days when I don't feel well or cant sleep and you and the others always make me laugh! Thank you!!😊💟

Your bedtime stories are my favourites 😂😂 And that sleepy voice is so adorable 😉

So, is it safe to say Gael isn't a cat person? Muuuuuum!!! 🤣

The sexy sound of your tired sleepy voice❤

I love when you tell us stories. These are the perfect little snapshots into a relationship.

Gael, I just love Bedtime Stories from you so much! They make me feel warm and adored, and put me out like a light. I always go to sleep with a smile on my face after listening to them. So, do I mind snuggling up a second time? Never, my ❤! Ha, try and stop me!😉🤣😙❤

Thank you for posting this today. 😊Stressing at work and really needed a good laugh, and I do love your cat story! Plus, listening to sleepy loopy G is always fun. Have a good rest of your day, G, and the rest of you sexy lovelies! 💕

Okay so I'm not alone. Is this a remake? Love it regardless 😘

I love the story with the cats.Its so hilarious.Actually Ive heard this story again.Maybe it was in one of your rambles?

Greek Goddess

Heya Miss Lady! Nice to see you're here early too. 👋

Love the bedtime stories!! As usual, you are amazing G!! Have a great night, sweet dreams!!😙

Ooh! I saw this was uploaded yesterday as a private video. I was hoping we'd get to listen today. 🤗

I'd never attack you sweet cheeks. I mean, I might. You'd like it. 😻😘

Catherine

One of my favourite series! ♥

Laura

Love the bedtime stories! ❤️