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I just love the stories you tell

I just love how fast you talk like XD I happened by this today while paging through trying to find a calming soothing voice to listen to.. a longer one to help me chill out. I clicked on this again for a minute and before I could get into really listening, I tried tuning out the words and just listen to the cadence and human voice without try to find actual words which was really quite easy. XD. It’s just so hilarious the way you talk with such speed but still make sense and not even just that, but tell a story which is actually difficult. Every time I happen by this I think there must be a fast forward effect going on. Lol. Then I just smile. I smile in a way where my cheeks squeeze the tears out of my eyes. The ones I had behind them. The ones I needed help processing. Thank you G. Really. I mean that. -`ღ´-🦄

Gael: “I’m not going to just do dominatrix audios or daddy audios” me: one could dream 😅

P.S. Glad to hear you are moving to a quieter, more peaceful home in the country, even though the process of moving SUCKS monkey balls in my opinion. I live in the country here and LOVE it. I've lived in the city and loved it as well, but there is just something about the country that cannot be beaten. Especially the luxury of being able to walk outside at night and clearly see all the stars and the moon and hear nature minus street lights, traffic and the like. I'm hoping all goes as you plan. Much love, G!

Forgive if this has been asked and answered already, but WTFkinH?? I'm curoius, just how much detail have you gone into with the parents about your audio/narration work??? If you've revealed to them all that you do, and even about your erotic audios, then your parents are waaay cooler than mine ever would have been, God rest their souls!!!

Hi, Claudia! Hi, girls! :) My day's going OK. I'm just glad to be away from the kitchen; this was one of the very rare times where cooking dinner was actually stressful. Without going into too much detail, I didn't have as much 'freedom' to cook as I typically do. Salad or squash? I like both, but I prefer salad. And we just had squash for dinner :D Crocheting or knitting? I've never tried crocheting, so knitting. Rugs or hardwood floors? Both. Pilot or ship captain? Pilot. I like to sail, but I'm partial to flying. Eggs or oatmeal? I like both. A lot of restaurants around me serve their oatmeal runny and mushy, or way overcooked, so I'll usually eat my own. Paint ball or arcade? I love arcades, but they're hard to find nowadays :/ I've always wanted to play paint ball. Spiral or straight stairs? Spiral stairs look cooler to me. Pacman or Tetris? Both! I admit, I don't get too far in Pacman, as fun as it is (doggone Ghosts). But I'll be on Tetris for hours. Museums or observatory? Observatory. I love anything to do with space :) I think I know why Her Majesty's upset >.>, so I'm staying away...

Guten Morgen Gaelandia. Hope everyone has a really good Montag - Monday!? Don´t have much time tonight, so let´s get straight to some Fragen... if you like? This or that? Salad or squash? Crocheting or Stricken - knitting? Rugs or hardwood floors? Pilot or ship Kapitän - captain? Eggs or oatmeal? Paint ball or arcade? Spiral or straight Treppen - stairs? Pacman or Tetris? Museums or observatory? Danke for your Antworten Schätzchen... bis dann XD PS: I don´t know what you did to Her Highness... but she´s in a foul mood. o.0 Better beware or apologize. XP

Don't ever stop being so Irish. That would be a tragedy. It's what makes you beautiful like! 💚

Cailín Meiriceánach

Umm...I just woke up 😴 <i>Late to bed and early to rise, "I'll get up in 5 minutes!" is one of my lies</i> 🤷🏻‍♀️

*slithers agitated through her caves, her scales changing into a gorgeous, bright red, her beautiful tail swishing back and forth* WHERE ARE THE BLOODY TASSSSTY HUMANSSS??? Firsst they BEG me to eat them, BEG ME!...and then, they disssssappear!? Aaarghhhhhssssss.... damn, juicy mortalssss... Where are my spy lizardsss and the Asssssasssin Kittenss....

Good heavens! Usually I am one of the last to play the Fragen game - where'd everybody else go? (I know Amy and Rey-Rey followed Foxie to the dungeons... I'm hoping they'll all be back soon, and intact! 🤞🏼). I am a little blue about going back to work tomorrow after 2 weeks - it's like the 'Sunday Blues' on steroids! Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop? Nah.... but I probably could have, as a kid. Do you often read your horoscope? Not tooo often. I'm a Taurus (I.e full of bull 😉). I'll read it if I come across it (and keep it in mind) but I won't seek it out every day. Have you ever owned a goldfish? Not me personally, but when I was very little I remember we had a pond with big goldfish in it. What was the last DVD you purchased? It was for my parents - a Downton Abbey series they couldn't get back home. Do you need to write down things to remember them? Yes! I'm very organised, and my to-do list gets more detailed if I'm feeling stressed or overwhelmed. How long did you last phone call last? Less than five minutes - my mom called but I was in the middle of cooking dinner so we'll chat properly today.

Guten Morgen Schätzchen. A nice Sonntag to everyone! It´s a cold night here, the kittens brought me some assorted animal parts. I guess it´s a mixture of mouse and Kröte - toad... :) Lil´ Seanie got some new wires and it seems he´s very happy with them. So, here are the random daily Fragen for the sultry Fraugen... Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop? Do you often read your horoscope? Have you ever owned a goldfish? What was the last DVD you purchased? Do you need to write down things to remember them? How long did you last phone call last? Danke for your Antworten my dears... bis dann XD

I've worked 12 hours, my Queen, please eat me. Thank you.

I love listening to his explanations of how he sees the world. It's extremely inspiring.

Hm... it´ssss eerily quiet here today... Where are you tasssty human femalesss? Come on... entertain me...

Would really love to hear more of these audios. You are just so friendly, positive, and personable - it feels like having a phone chat with an old friend. :-)

Congratulations, darling! Never mind I just joined here, but you've grown on me SO fast. The first audio I listened to scared the living shit out of me, then I was all hot and bothered, then I intrigued. And then I found out who was behind all of that. What kind of man you are. You are such a kind, gentle and beautiful soul. And pretty sophisticated too (those first 30 seconds though 🤣). But seriously, listening to you ramble feels like listening to a friend telling me about his life. Thank you so much for sharing these pieces of yourself with us. Never mind that we can't see your face: we get to see something way better! Good luck with the final steps towards the big move. You are going to do great things, love ❤️ Ps. Could you please ask Crow to adopt me? I need that man in my life! The finger, omg! 😂

Also, did I hear you paraphrase a Bowie quote? "I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring." Well played, ya langer. Well played. &lt;3

Rated and reviewed your Audiobooks⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Thank you so much G. for everything you've done. Tbh I was a bit scared with this ramble and thought you want to shut your Patreon down😳Glad you had good news for us...Kisses sweet cookie💋💋

That's what I was thinking too. I would mortified if I had to explain this to my parents. I'm turning 30 in 3 months and as far as my dad knows, I'm a virgin who hasn't had her first period yet! 😂 Needless to say, my family doesn't discuss anything related to genitals whatsoever. Which is funny, because we're pretty close otherwise 😅

Just listened. Why are you so cute? 💕😍 First of all, don't hate on One Direction--you know I love boy bands! 😉😂 When you talk about Patreon being an experiment for you I always feel a little pang, because I'm not one of the old timers (ha ha) and would have missed out on all this completely if you had shut it down. I'm so glad you didn't. I'm thankful for you everyday; you have been such a blessing in my life. 💕And I am so proud of you and will continue to support you in any capacity I can. Love you! 💋

Laura

Do you have any idea of how inspiring you are? When you talked about how you viewed failure, it gave me a new perspective on the word. We've heard 'if you fall 9 times, get up 10 times' and stuff, but as silly as it may sound, hearing the almost same thing but put in different words... "If you try something 20 times and it doesn't work, you're not a failure. You just tried something and found out it doesn't work that way." That right there was very motivating to me. And the fact that you live by that shows you're gonna go far. G, I am proud of you. I'm very happy and excited for you, I'm glad I was able to help you in some way or form, congrats on 1000+ Patreons, and best wishes on your move to Kerry! And in the words of the late Monty Oum (R.I.P.), "Keep moving forward."

Never too Irish, never too much rambling, never too much you! Excited for you and your new journey! You deserve success beyond the moon! 😙 Thanks for taking us along for the ride. 💛

Hello, dear Claudia and fellow beautiful Sirens! Still Friday on my end, but it was a good day :) Just came home from a day of shopping (and making my mother extremely happy by buying stuff). My feet are killing me, though :/ But anyway...! X's or O'x? Now that I think about it, I usually pick the O's, but I'm indifferent between the two. Blue or black pens? I prefer black ink pens. Mainly because a lot of the important stuff I have to do, like taxes *blech*, requires black ink. The last person to knock or ring at my door? The UPS guy. Can I play chess? I don't even know how to make the first move DX! Part of me wants to learn, but jeez, it looks complicated. If I could steal one thing without getting into ANY trouble? &gt;_&gt;...I'd feel really guilty if I stole something, so probably nothing. Plus, I deal with a bunch of thieves where I work, and they tick. Me. OFF!! Curl my tongue? Yes, I can.

Loved this piece. The spontaneity and humour is unbeatable.

Don't shut up dearie! Ramble, banter, huff and puff all you want is fine by me😉😁💋 They all make me smile😄😍

Guten Morgen numerous Gaelandian girls. Hope everyone has a nice Samstag - Saturday!? Hm... have nothing to chatter tonight, so right to some good old simple Fragen... Danke Frl.Doktimus for yesterday´s Fragen! :) In O's and X's which do you normally pick? Do you prefer blue or black inked pens? Who was the last person to knock/ring at your Tür - door? Can you play Schach - chess? If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be? Can you curl your Zunge - tounge? That should be enough. Danke my dears... bis dann XD

Enjoyed listening to this so much! I'm excited to hear about what's to come. Thank you for sharing xx

Could not have said that any better, Nikki.😻 I agree to all of that and throw in some extra glittery confetti. Congratulations Gael - we are all very, very proud of you!😙💕

Laura

Congrats on your new adventure, G! I can’t wait for the next chapter! I wonder how many plane tickets will be booked for County Kerry around Christmas? 🤔🙊

Trish

Ah Gael, how I love your rambles. They are the perfect way to unwind, and always make me smile. :)💕 Congratulations on the move (though it sounds like it may be a bit bittersweet) and congratulations on the dream being within touching distance. I hope that quieter surroundings will greatly reduce any stress that comes along with trying to record in the presence of city noises. Love, when you're happy, I'm happy. Also, my compliments on reaching 1K patrons, I feel lucky to be counted among them, and to have found you and this lovely community. You are doing so much good in the world for people, and getting to play a part in your mission warms my heart. Have a fabulous weekend ❤! Kisses and hugs to you as well. Xoxo😚😚😚❤

Right!? Killed me! I was like, what the eff is this? 🤦🏻‍♀️Nooooo, I want chipper, happy go lucky G back! 🙊

Trish

Omg! I almost had to turn it off! 😲🙊Good ting I heard that little giggle! I love your rambles, Gael! I think a couple others like ya too. Holy cow! 1000 Patreons! So freaking excited for you!

Trish

I’m loving the rambles!! Especially first thing in the morning from Australia 😁 Congratulations on hitting 1000+!! 😁😁😁😁😁

I love the rambles, they always brighten my day. :) Congrats on a thousand Patreons, G! Your lovelies are with you through the thick and thin of it. I’m kinda new, but I’m really happy to have joined this community. I hope everyone has a great start to their weekend!

So your folks know you do audio work but do they know it's in the erotic audio field? Have they heard any of your recordings? Obviously the meditations, boyfriend role plays, and rambles are fairly tame and shareable but what about the audio books and stuff on here? I probably sound like a prude but we don't talk about any kind of sex stuff with my parents. It's not as though we were sheltered either. Mom is a lesbian and Dad is a pedophile. Such is life but I can't imagine discussing with either of them what you do. Lol

Always luv that 'bye-bye"..

Nikki-Nik

Herr Gael, I`m wondering... When you move will you take your really fug... errrmmm wonderful! I meant über wonderful! glass table with you?... Please take special care of this frail piece of...... glassy art, okay? XPPPP

Don't stop, get it, get it! 🎶🎵 (You lost me a bit with the 'very strategic, make-or-break question' part, but that's ok, it clearly worked out well😊). Congrats on reaching 1K Lovelies! Congrats on the safe-zone being in sight! Congrats on the move! 🍷🍷🍷 and a 🎂. 'You are only as strong as the tribe around you'. You have an incredible tribe, that's for sure! You deserve every single blessing in this life, G. I cannot begin to imagine he ripple-effect of all this positivity you are putting out into the world....Its big, though, if my own life is anything to go by! Sending you biiiiiiiig hugs ❤

"I'll tell you what I saw" we all leaned in closer and then he said "Fuck off!" LMFAO I love that part

Monique (Mimzz)

Haven't listened to the ramble yet but, congratulations on your 1000+ Patrons ❤️ 🌟

Brilliant comment, Megan! Exactly right! 👌

I would love to just spend 10mins in your mind Gael... just hide in a tiny corner and watch the magic come alive... ⚡⚡⚡⭐⭐

Nikki-Nik

Fuck. That artwork, though. Rawr! XD I can promise you that you ever shutting up is not a good thing for any of us. Lmao. Seriously though, just hearing your voice and that intoxicatingly beautiful laughter makes me feel happy in a way that I have never experienced before up until now. You are truly lovely. 💕 It's like I always say, evolve or dissolve. As cliche as it sounds, variety really is the spice of life. I've only been around for maybe a couple of months now, and I will be the first one to admit that it was initially the erotic audios that drew me in, because let's face it, I am who I am. Lol. But people do run the risk of becoming stagnant and boring if they just keep churning out the same shit over and over. So, I thoroughly enjoy the diversity and the interweaving of the different styles, because, at the end of the day, it's the mixture of all of these different styles that keeps me interested. Not only are these audios changing the way women are viewed, but from my own personal perspective, they are helping to reshape the way women view themselves, and that is a truly beautiful thing. Especially this woman. I have always connected more to my masculine energy, but through these audios, specifically the more tender vanilla audios, I am able to connect to my femininity so much more. So, thank you for that, sweetness. I love that you paint the sexual experience in a positive light. Too often I see it portrayed as something that is shameful, when in reality, it's the basic life force of all that is. It's the reason we're all here. Suppressing my sexual urges would be me denying my own humanity. When it comes right down to it, the reason I am here is because you make me feel happy. I hope you never underestimate the power of the kindness that is in that beautiful heart of yours. The execution and the pure intent behind your words is such a gift to the ears. This is what I feel like sets you apart from other audio authors who dabble in the erotic arts. There is love and respect behind your words and it is done in such a way that it is never demeaning or vulgar. That is something I have the utmost respect for. I hope you have a great weekend, love and I can't wait to see what's in store for the future. You have my love, respect, gratitude and a little piece of this Scorpion's heart now and always. Go deo. 💚💋

So I was finally able to listen to the whole ramble. I'm so excited for you! All these exciting things coming your way! 😍 I hope pursuing this audio career full time is everything you imagined it would be, and I hope it works out for you. And to be honest, I don't see why it wouldn't work out! You make people feel cared for and appreciated, you literally heal people's pain just from audio. For example, this was when I first started taking medication for low iron. I was having bad side effects. Headaches, nausea, stomach pain. So I listened to your "scalp massage for migraine headaches" audio, and my headache was completely gone by the end of the audio. You have the magic touch, literally. ❤️ Anyway, you're also a positive person, and you just bring happiness and positivity in this community, and the world needs more of that. So, congratulations again on 1000+ listeners. That is quite the milestone! ❤️ You deserve everything good that's coming to you, and more. 😁 Anyway, I'm about to head into "sappy lane" if I haven't already, lol. 😂 Happy Friday, everyone, and Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who's celebrating. ❤️😚

I love your rambles 😍😍 Always be yourself baby, it's so refreshing.

Happy Christmas Gael! 😂😂😝

Greek Goddess

Aw Gael!!! You're so sweet, and your story is so entertaining that I can listen to you all day. Hehehe But congratulations that you're reaching your goals. I'm proud of you!!! Much love 😘 Happy Friday to you too.

Amazing news G.! I'm happy you're getting closer and closer to your goal, you really deserve it! Talent and creativity will always find their ways to success if there's hard work and passion. I really appreciated the words you say about women and sex aknowledgment. The other day I told my girlfriend about you and this beautiful place and not for a second I felt uncomfortable about it (I made her listen to one of the playroom audios and her reaction was HILARIOUS, she kept saying "is he really...?? is he doing the stuff while filming? is this legal, too hot!?")

So many plans and exciting things happening for you! No one deserves his success more than you, especially with all of the time and effort you've put forth. It's so much fun to listen to you ramble about all the great things coming your way and to see you so excited. And of course we'll rate and review your work -- you needn't ask as it's a given! Have a great Friday and remember to celebrate a little! Hugs!

Shucks how could we forget to rate and review your Albums on Amazon and Audible😳 you say we can write anything....what's the fookin story would be enough as a comment right?jk😘❤

What an energy-filled ramble! I let out a loud HAHA at the intro. 😆 It's always funny when you get sidetracked a little and make a joke/sing a song/say something 'punny'. 😆 I'm glad your patreon didn't end after 6mos. It's such a treasure. 💓 Goodluck with your move, Gael! YOU CAN DO THIS!!! Please bring Bobby to Kerry. 🐶🐶🐶

Skerry Christmas?

Catherine

HOLD UP.....YOU'RE PUSHING BACK THE SCARY/HALLOWEEN STUFF???????? DAMMIT G!!!!!!!

I ain't wearing no full length muslin dresses with braids in my hair! Plus I call dibs on First Wife! 🥇

Kathy M

Have a great weekend Gael.. Thank you for everything you do. Thank you for being you. I love you ❤❤😘

What are you going to do with all these women love? Ever heard of the reality show "Sister Wives"? Yeah, you're living in the sexy version. 😂😂😂 I'm so happy for you I can't stand myself ye langer. 😋❤💋❤💋

Kathy, asking the most important questions since day 1! 👍 Be like Kathy!

Thank you for the update and good luck with your move! Looks like you'll be closer to your beloved Wesht 😄 Congratulations on 1000+ here on Patreon 👍 Did Crow manage get his finger reattached properly?

Kathy M

Happy Friday to all you lovelies and Gael! This ramble was great! Thanks for the update, you Langer! XD You are just a wonderful piece of work! Smooches!

G this is great, such exciting things ahead!!!! And once again, your timing is impeccable. I 'm dealing with some things a work and you just completely turned my positive switch back "ON" Thank-You! 😘❤️☀️

Have a good weekend Gael!

Misa Amane

by the way ... why you're so sweet adorable?

We appreciate you more than you know! Sex-positive, respectful, sweet, and naughty. We love all of it! Thank you for the little sunshine on a beautiful Friday!

Those tags, though 😂😂😂 What if we don't want you to shut up? 😙 Some of us enjoy listening to you ramble on and on! And I'm one of those people! 😝😂

dominant video forever or *extra force into the next word* DAD-DY audios forever lmao. awwww i loove love love how u spent some friday time to hang out and chat! ur laughs 💚 i was so so tired and drained today and suddenly i saw this notification. awww u feel like a great friend to me. so much happy enerdree

I celebrate for you dear man, with two balancing thoughts:. Freedom lies in being bold - Robert Frost A goal without a plan is just a wish. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery ❤️❤️❤️

I feel so lucky being part of this journey and community. Once again you achieved what you deserved and may you achieve much more than this. Best of luck sweet cookie. Be good to me Sean and don't forget us. ❤you

omg lmao no shit! i just put on earbuds and that pretentious voice at the beginning is so #no STAHP! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 if u do this thru out the audio imma stop my patreon

Welcome to the community, Stephanea! 👋🙂

I wish you all the best G in your journey.

No don't stop with the irishness! I love it ;)

Deidra Goodman

He's so cute Sweetz. You know i like when he's excited. But then again when is he not excited? He's like a squirrel on speed. 😂 He told 3 stories in one, all in a 5 min span.

Catherine

I stopped at the intro 'cause I'm ironing and I risk burning myself with all that cockiness! XD #needabiggerhouseforallhiscraziness

Hope your new place hasss a decent Irisssh dungeon...

I really loooove this ramble, G. It's very inspiring. I'm so proud of u &amp; thank u for allowing us to be part of this journey w u. 😘😘😘

Dude if you were any cuter you'd be twins. That Crow guy sounds like he needs a movie about his life - all 12 of them!

Sweetz (GFPR)

#1 i love you❤ #2 is there an attic in your new place or will Seanie get an actual bedroom with insulation and maybe a mattress?

Catherine

These rambles are better pick-me-ups than coffee. And that is a big word, my friend! 😘 You know how much I love coffee XD

Happy Friday! 😆😆😆 That intro though!

Yay! Lunch with G today -- what better way to end a very hectic and crazy homecoming week. And why would we ever tell you to shut up already? Sheesh! LOL

Best regards from Therese G. ❤🍀❤

I'm new to your YouTube and Patreon channels and.........i have become obssessed. I love your voice and your videos are beyond amazing. I listen to these at work and am often squirming in my seat. I have nothing else to say, but wow.

and the hmmmm 😂

Ramble!!!!!!🤗🤗🤗

*insert inhaling Spongebob meme here* Boi, you DO speak fast.

That intro is everything. XD I love your rambles, they always make me smile.

Prue

Yay! Love rambles and I actually have time to listen before going to work!

Agree, never shut up! 💕😁

Laura

Omg, yesss! Unfortunately I'm in class right now, so I'm going to have to pray for the professor to finish quickly. That's just how much I love your rambles 😍😍😍

OMG the beginning XD

But, but ,but I'm at work. 😟 I'll have to catch up later. 😋 (As far as the tags, Please NEVER shut up!😉)

We don't want you to shut up so shut up about shuttin' up.

Kathy M

Hellooooo

Yay!!! A Friday ramble? How spoiled we are. Thank you! Can't wait to listen. 💕

Laura

Goodmorning from Chicago, G! Excited to hear your lovely voice this chilly gray morning 😊

Yay for rambles!!