Mirror Kisses

O Your Highness, I do believe your man-cake is on its way, but in the meantime, would you accept a man with a cake as an appetizer? <img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/munoz2105/sexy-birthday-pic.jpg"> (Many apologies for the specist use of the word "birth" in the caption. I assure you, the creators have been soundly dealt with. It involved some liquid nitrogen and photoresist. And an electron beam.)

Guten Tag, Frau Claudia and the rest of you gorgeous ghouls! Happy Halloween and Happy Hatchday to our beloved Lizard Queen! 🙌<br><br>I suppose I'm doing reasonably well, my good Frau. I found out earlier this evening at the gym that I'm still terrible at doing barbell bench presses. But at least it wasn't as bad as the time I had to do the half-limbo, half-shimmy of shame out from underneath the bar. That disaster happened was when I was using my brother's power rack and stupidly forgot to set the safety pins at an appropriate height (bad, <i>bad</i> Doctimus!) When my arms buckled under the weight, the safety pins stopped the bar from crushing me in the chest, but not by much 😵🤦🏻‍♀️<br><br>I see we are in need of some <i>Fragen!</i> Let me see what I can find in the trunk of the <i>Fragen Wagen</i>...<br><br><b>This or That?</b><br>- CDs or cassette tapes?<br>- Surfing or snorkelling?<br>- Go braless or go pantyless?<br>- Apple or PC?<br>- Get free groceries for life or get free gasoline for life?<br>- Spend the night in a haunted house alone or spend the night in a jail cell with hardened criminals?

Greetingss, tassty humans. Sso as you know today is my gloriousss hatchday. Aren´t you delighted? (You better are!) I´m ready to receive your flattery and offeringsss... You may bow deeply and lay down the gifts right here on my new rare, curly cave bear ssskin rug. And then you may admire my gorgeousss, queenly tail for a while... I´d put some extra sssparkly jewelss on it. If your offerings pleassse me, I may or may not eat you...dependsss. And I may even releassse one of my captive lost audiosss, if I´m in a generousss mood. Of courssse you are welcome to ssstay in my caves and look around, juicy femaless... but beware of His Highnesss and the Grasssshopper Count and my other illustrious guessts... and the trap doorss and the poisonousss giant, cranky spiderss and the horny royal guardss... and the dick shaped worms... and the really dangerouss tunnel into the errrmmm... ja, and ssso on and sso forth... And anyway where iss my tassty cake guy? Hm?...

Guten Morgen Gaelandian Mädls. A wonderful Dienstag to everyone! And happy Halloween to those of you who celebrate it. Hope you are all well and fit? No Fragen tonight... I´m taking the night off. :) `cause I´m really busy pleasing/hiding from Queenie and her numerous hungry guests... hahaha... Maybe one of you Fraugen wanna ask some daily Fragen? (Though the last ones were not answered satisfyingly anyway. *sniff* JK :)) Will see you later my dear Schätzchen, don´t get eaten! &lt;3

Hey there, Frau Claudia and the rest of you sassy Fraugen! Happy almost-Monday to everyone! So, my fall break is over and I go back to school tomorrow – blah… On the plus side, we have quite a few days off in November, Halloween is on Tuesday and my birthday is right around the corner. Have to look on the positive side, right? And speaking of birthdays, I do believe our lovely Queen has one coming up. I hope she is looking forward to the celebrations! Meanwhile some answers to your daily assorted Fragen: Foot falling asleep: I hate when my foot, or any part of my body, falls asleep! It’s really painful for me and takes forever to wake up. Long argument: Yes, it was when I was dating my hubby. We got into an argument outside of a restaurant that lasted for about an hour. I can’t remember what we were fighting about, but I know we broke up a few days later for a little while. Living preference: I think I would prefer to live in a treehouse. I love being on a boat, but I am not sure I would want to live in one for any amount of time. Pillow preference: I prefer a soft, squishy pillow that I can curl up with. Hard pillows give me a headache. Library visit: I go to the one at school pretty frequently for my students, so I won’t count that. For me personally, I went a few weeks ago. I miss taking grad classes because I don’t get to hang out in the library anymore.

Guten Morgen Gaelandian girls. A good Montag to everyone. Wish you all a nice week too! This Zeitumstellung - returning to standart time is nice, but a little confusing. :) I think I will go for a short stroll into the windy night. But first some daily assorted Fragen for the sweet Fraugen... Do you like the feeling of your foot falling asleep? Have you ever had an Streit - argument with someone for so long you forgot what you where arguing about? Would you rather live in a treehouse or a boathouse? Do you prefer a hard or soft Kissen - pillow? When was the last time you went to a Bücherei - library? Danke for your Antworten Schätzchen... bis später XD And danke Frl.Rachel for the really good Nachttischchen! :)

Ich liebe Blaubeerkuchen😋hope you're enjoying your day liebe Claudia.

Why so quiet Gaelandia? Hm? Come on... where are you sexy Sirens? It´s soo stormy here in Bavaria today. I just made a Blaubeerkuchen - blueberry cake. I put it outside to let the wind cool it down... haha... I hope the kittens won´t steal it! XD

Good day all my pretty ladies (repeats quietly) *all my pretty ladies* So the King is roaming the hills looking for their next victim..I..I..mean guest? *Whispers* is he as touchy as the Queen? I know her hatch day is quickly approaching...has everyone picked a gift for her highness? I'm still looking...yeah I know..but it's hard finding something that doesn't get me "slapped unconscious" with her incredibly strong ass tail...she scares me sometimes... Onto the Fragen Nightstand? Alarm clock, lamp, candles, chapstick, remote, pen, sticky notes, cup, phone (when I got to bed) most importantly ear buds. Book? I want it to end realistically happy. I want my daughter to feel her life is too good to be true, but really is. I want to be able to love and trust at some point in my life. Be able to be vulnerable and accept someone's love. Light/heavy? It depends. Stressed out, sad, frustrated, excited, nervous, worried...light sleeper Happy, mentally/emotionally exhausted- heavy Anger/Love? Love. Coming from a, sometimes, cynical person. Even though I would get incredibly angry with ex, (for example) I still loved him. I still wanted him to be happy. I still wanted him to feel wanted, and needed, and deeply appreciated. I was angry that he could and would do and say all the stuff he did. I (stupidly) loved him enough not to reciprocate it so he didn't feel the pain I felt. I was angry at my self for putting up with his shit for so long. Towards the end I felt nothing. I didn't let his scathing remarks hurt me. I didn't feel the fear he constantly tried to throw my way. It all dissipated and the anger I had toward my self began morphing into a feeling that was more deserving. I deserve someone who loves me..I deserve to love myself (still working on it) So, while I'm still not happy with my past, I'm loving that I'm not still stuck in that situation anymore. Tutti Fruitty? I Would be a pomegranate. You'd have to work at getting through my tougher outer skin, however once you break through you'll find sweet little nuggets...just spit out the seeds. XD

Guten Morgen Mädls. Hope everyone has a nice Sonntag!? It´s a cool, windy night here... the Fensterläden - window shutters are flapping and I just heard an Käuzchen - owl... spooky. I like it! Maybe I´m lucky and the Lizard King is roaming the mountains... looking for juicy humans to ssseduce.XD Oh and tonight we are returning to standart time, yay! Here are the daily random Fragen... What is on your Nachttischchen - bedside table? (Would you please read Nachttischchen aloud for me? Haha) If your life was a book, how would you want it to end? Are you a heavy or light Schläfer - sleeper? Which is a stronger emotion: anger or love? If you were a Frucht - fruit, what would you be? Danke for your answers my dears.. bis dann. XD Thanks Frl. Dr. Doktimus for yesterday´s Fragen :)

Hallo, Frau Claudia and the rest of you Kit Kats and Coffee Crisps! (Damn it, I want <i>all</i> of the Halloween candy, but I have enough foresight to know that I would have no restraint whatsoever if I bought a box of it 😞)<br><br>Klein Seanie has something stuck in his hole, you say? The last time I heard someone say that, they ended up in the operating room with a most...unusual predicament 😵 The murder kittens acquiring some rope sounds like bad news, though. I wonder if their intelligence has evolved to the point that they can construct traps without the use of opposable thumbs 😱<br><br>No <i>Fragen</i> yet, I see? Perhaps I can pose a few?<br><br>- If your spouse/significant other (SO) turned into a vampire, would you let him/her turn you into one?<br>- What's the naughtiest thing someone has ever said to you? The most romantic thing?<br>- Have you ever turned down a sexual fantasy that your spouse/SO asked you to indulge in?<br>- Are there any scary stories or superstitions passed down on your family?<br>- If you could pick a Halloween costume for Gael to wear, what would it be? 👻

Guten Morgen Schätzchen. Hope everyone has a pleasant Samstag!? I don´t have time for the Fragen tonight... Lil`Seanie is giving me trouble again. Something is stuck in his Guckloch - peephole... Aarghhh... Oh... and the kittens are up to something. I saw them earlier dragging a piece of rope around. o.0 So one of you sexy Fraugen has to ask some daily Fragen bitte? And remember it´s all for Sirenity Science :) Danke my dears for Fragen and Antworten... bis später XD

Oh... and I hope you all already got nice, thoughtful giftsss for my hatchday!? Elssse I will turn really nassty...

Greetingsss tassty human femaless. I jussst ate a deliciouss lost hiker.... what are you up to? Hm?...

*converts F to C*....What the hell?? Jeez, that's cold!

So yesterday it was a bright, beautiful 84°F, 😎🌞 (we actually broke the record! 😱) Today......⛄☃ ❄❄❄ brisk 32° and snowing!! Ahhhh Colorado, How we love thee!!!

My brain does that with bedsheet/mattress sounds, too. That was a full rip-the-headphones-off experience the first time because I thought that, against all the odds, someone had broken into my apartment and was crawling on my bed. I never thought I was an audio-tactile synesthete until I started listening to those audios.

Good evening, Frau Claudia and the rest of the wonderful Fraugen! Happy almost-Freitag to everyone. No exciting weekend plans. We will be heading to the haunted farm on Friday night, maybe raking some leaves on Saturday. I love having lots of trees in my backyard, but then we get tons of leaves in the fall. We did have some very good news today – after 2 ½ years of intensive doctors’ treatment, my daughter has finally been released from care by her last doctor. She is officially in recovery of her eating disorder. Have to say that we are celebrating a bit this evening! So, some daily Fragen: Rule breaker: Can’t say that I actively break any rules other than speeding, and I am not proud of that. Impressed by: I am totally impressed by people who have a strong talent in the arts, particularly musicians. Having played instruments myself, I know how difficult it is to become a master of them (which I absolutely am not). People who play well always earn my respect and impress me. Obsessive-compulsive: I am a stair counter. Everywhere I go, I count the stairs I am walking on. I am not so bad that I have to start over if I lose count, but I am always counting in my head. Age lies: I’ve never lied about my age, even when I was a kid. As an adult, I love the age I am. My 40s have been great, but I enjoyed my 30s and 20s, too, for different reasons. Age is nothing but a number, anyway, so I don’t worry about it. Karma: I absolutely do. I don’t wish ill will on anyone, but I do believe that you get back what you put into the world. If you put positivity out into the world, it will come to you in some form. The same for negativity. There you go, lovely ladies! Oh, and a plug for Stephanie’s post on the Community page. She is encouraging each of us to go out and do something/buy something that makes us feel sexy. Since we all do for others, isn’t it nice to treat ourselves once in a while? This came out of a discussion on Twitter, and you can do what you want: buy lingerie (which is what was originally part of the conversation), have a beauty treatment, get dressed up, whatever! I encourage everyone who wants to to participate, tell about your experience, maybe post a picture. Don’t we all deserve to feel sexy for ourselves?

Guten Morgen Gaelandia. A happy Freitag to everyone! Adventurous weekend plans? Here the weather shall be bad, I think I will stay at home and cuddle up. :) I have to check on my kiln now... I`m making a little experiment with some metall salts and it smells awful... The täglichen - daily Fragen... Which is one Regel - rule you are stolz - proud of breaking? What can totally impress you? What are you excessively obsessive-compulsive about? Have you ever wanted to lie about your Alter - age? Do you believe in Karma as "what goes around comes around"? Danke for your answers my dear Fraugen... bis dann XD Oh and should the greedy Patreonator eat your answers... just tell me and I will re-post them.

See Doc pimp. Pimp, Doc. Pimp. :)

If any of you ladies and gents are as <del>stingy</del> fiscally responsible as I am and in need of a good shirt, Redbubble is offering 25% off certain types of tees today! And for the newer Lovelies and ManLovelies here (with over 1100 Patrons now, surely we must have a couple of fellas, right?), Gael does have a merch store on Redbubble:<br><br><a href="https://www.redbubble.com/people/gaelforceaudios?ref=artist_title_name" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.redbubble.com/people/gaelforceaudios?ref=artist_title_name</a><br><br>If you're looking for a last-minute Halloween costume, consider being Pure Enerdree! 😎👍 I can almost guarantee that you'll be the only person who shows up at the Halloween party dressed as Pure Motherf***ing Enerdree, and should therefore win the prize for Best Metaphysical Costume! <br><br><img height="190" src="https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.429905691.5214/rco,womens_premium_t_shirt,womens,x2400,101010:01c5ca27c6,front-c,530,410,750,1000-bg,f8f8f8.lite-3u2.jpg">

RIP, Ovaries 😵. Have you listened to the NSFW one yet?

Lord have mercy on my ovaries, dude. 😳 Why did I listen to this at work?? Those kisses💕...I can't 🔥😵

Laura

No, don't read too much into it. You're not alone--Patreon hates me, too. 😕

Laura

Oh, Patreon, Patreon, you're so zen. I finally answered Fragen again, and YOU ATE MY ANTWORTEN!! Is this supposed to make me think deep thoughts about my ego and/or the universe?

This is the 'safe version ??? I listened to it four times in a row.

For me, the insane thing about ASMR audios so close to to the mic is that my mind creates a sort of phantom heat wherever in my earbuds the voice is supposedly speaking into. So not only do the Skullcandy headphones I have provide that superb bass-ish feeling of breath on your neck but my brain is actually creating the notion of heat on my skin until I can ~physically~feel~it~ and it's fricken terrifying and half the time it snaps me out of the audio because, against all the logic my surroundings are telling me, I Can Feel Real Heat On My Neck. No Really Though Who Is Behind Me. Having said that, it's the best thing ever and I'm addicted to it. I could be persuaded to believe in invisible men now. Bless you and your HECKIN' good quality equipment. You can take that as a euphemism if you like.

I know I'm not the only one "patiently waiting" for another erotic Halloween audio *crosses fingers and hopes my wish comes true*

Monique (Mimzz)

SWOONNNNN! with a cheesy, blushing grin, a sigh and a head tilt!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

I would hate it if a guy made me stand in the mirror and look at myself. I couldn’t even try to take it seriously. He’s like “you see how sexy you are” and I literally laughed out loud. Lol. Obviously I have no self confidence at all but yeah. This ones a no go for me. It was honestly just be torture for me to be forced to look at myself.

I posted a respone to this about 13 hrs ago but I guess Patron was ready for breakfast!! You greedy, so and so!!

This was just as powerful as the other version; just in a rated PG way! I loved this very much! Good Grief, man! Those whispers get me every. Single. Time. Why was I ready for bed this morning when I listened to this?...Oh yeah...because you whispered the sexiest 'pleases' I've ever heard in my entire life! Boy, boy, boy! Mm, mm, mm...The things you do to me, I just cannot explain!

You’re killing me with the whispers. Instant butterflies

You tell that boy! Trying to get people fired and all that. This was absolutely sinfully delicious. G couldn’t be safe for work if his life depended on it. He is sex, it’s in his very soul💦💦😏😏

Would tattoo on hip/butt (but I hate needles so it probably won't happen) Don't look like anyone famous. I've been laughing more in the past month than I have in the last year before it. I'd eliminate cleaning (yuck). I'm not organized and it frustrates me. Nope. Go by my name. In grade school we added last initials. 1 year there were 3 Stephanies. We went by Stephanie B, Stephanie Sp &amp; Stephanie St. silly I know. I did go by 'Red' for a bit because of strawberry blonde hair.

Your best YouTube audio so far. Loved it👏👏👏

I don't get how the shivers work. Your voice is crazy hypnotic. I'm glad you use it for good.

Guten Morgen Sirens. Hope everyone has a good Donnerstag - Thursday!? It´s a quiet, cold night here. The kilns are behaving and the kittens just brought me a Amsel - blackbird. :) Have nothing to chatter about, so right to some daily Fragen for the daily Fraugen... Which Körperteil - body part would you choose to get a tattoo done? Have you been told you look like someone famous? Do you lachen - laugh a lot? If you could eliminate one thing from your daily schedule, what would it be and why? When you meet someone with your name, do you go by something else? Danke for your answers my dears... bis später XD

I'd be happy to recommend one that I enjoy. 👍🏼 🤣😂☺️

The opening was so hot! You could sell water in a rainstorm. I'd be 1st in line.

Gael, darling, you need to understand that with that voice and your... talents... there is no such thing as YouTube safe. I really enjoyed this one Gael, sometimes we don't need hard core work to get a good workout! LOL

KrystaLynne

I'm sure you listened to this old one as well <a href="https://youtu.be/Cji7qOCFKME" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/Cji7qOCFKME</a> ... all these audios are in three different versions but they convey only one important and encouraging message to us ladies...that we are confident, sexy and beautiful❤

I loved the NSFW version, and I love this one, too! In fact, to me, it's so different to the previous In The Mirror audio that this feels like the ending to an entirely different evening out. What is still present is the confidence boost that comes from the lovely things that you are saying from behind, and the delicious shivers.😙 Happy Humpday to you as well ❤! Xoxo

You’re sweet 💕💕

“My lovelies” 😍😍😍 Hi Gael! Happy Hump day! This audio was next level amazing, it’s sexy and so beautiful. I adored it. ❤️❤️❤️ Have a wonderful day ladies!

diff. homeworks waiting for ya Laura😉😉

You guys...I still haven't listened to the NSFW one! 👀🙈 I think I'm going to try this one first. Happy Wednesday! 😁

Laura

Aww, I'm sorry you're sick, but I love your new pic! 😍That rhymed...I'm a poet. 😂

Laura

LOL -- there it is. &lt;3

Love this version just as much as the NSFW one! How you go from sweet to sensual to Alpha in the span of just a few moments is truly wonderful to witness. And, as I said on Twitter, loved the intro to the audio -- the cassette deck took me on a walk down memory lane. LOL I'm enjoying watching the little nuances you are adding to your work!

Meh.

I agree!! That is hot! And I don't usually listen to YT audios on loop! First time for everything!! 🤣

Adding to my Twitter comments, the auditory sensory in this audio...omg! The sound of untucking and removing the shirt was just.... Whew! Bravo 👏 Awesome version for future Patreon Lovelies!!

That feeling when you are wrapped up in your fluffy gown, having laid in bed for two days with a cold, and you are basically like sick-Monica in 'Friends'... the one where she's trying to seduce Chandler: 'Are you saying you don't want a piece of this?'   *cough*  😷

I Loved loved loved loved loved this version too! Ty x

I'm sorry to say that G. but even your "YTS" version was NSFW/NSFU(U=Uni)🔥🔥🔥🔥💕

"Hump day" would be better if I had a vibrator 😜 Lmao. Ignore me. I'm just a little bit sexually frustrated 😂 Happy hump day, like 😈

I've waited exactly 12 hours to listen to this. Worth it. 👍

Love my taco flavored kisses from my Gael 💗💗💗

Kathy M

Oh I like it 😉

Trina

Yay something to look forward to tonight 😁😁😁😁