Mouth Massage: Bedtime Stories #6

I tooollllddddd youuuu! 😇

Gigi..... daarrrlliiing...

Rain Archer (Rhiannon)

who knew a bj could be sensual...love the contrast of hot hot sexiness, and a awesome story

😂😂😂😂😂 more stories and jokes please please please!

This was much needed. The last month has been steadily trying to kill me and I could feel the tension building. This was the perfect way to relieve all that stress and tension

SINGING! Gael can you please please sing us a lullaby some time?!!

This was purrrrrfect. I had such a shit week, so I climbed in my bathtub and smoked a bowl and listened to this. Feeling much better, thank you lol

Gael, this was beautiful. Usually lips and tongue don’t do much for me. I’m a giver, not a taker. ;) But this was so immersive and I was completely swept away. The intimacy and safety of your audios are unparalleled. I’ve got a lot of trauma and abuse related ptsd and finding your work has been so freeing. I can’t ever tell you how much you’ve helped me gain a bit of control over my sexuality for the first time in my life. And there are few things sexier than that Irish accent tearing into trash ass Trump.

Another thing to be aware of is the fact that a lot of recreational drugs these days are being inadvertently (or in other cases, deliberately) laced with fentanyl. Fentanyl has been one of the main causes in the rise of opioid-related deaths over the past few years, and it’s been found in meth, ecstasy, heroin, and cocaine. Even more scarily, there have been cases where tablets that were sold under the guise of being LSD were actually made of fentanyl or carfentanil. The latter is so potent that it’s normally used by vets to tranquilize elephants, so you can almost die from even <i>looking</i> at it the wrong way.<br><br>So if anyone is going to indulge in some of the other stuff out there, make sure you have people around and preferably access to naloxone (an antidote for opioid overdoses). I ultimately still believe in the good ol’ “Say No to Drugs” philosophy, but since there are always going to be people who use drugs for any number of reasons, taking as many precautions as possible is essential.

First, 25:07: well that is a twist I wasn't half expecting. Haha. Bad boy. Second, and more importantly: the horse I learned to ride on was a huge, beautiful buckskin American Quarter Horse gelding named...wait for it...Fluther. I have loved (a) buckskin-coated horses and (b) the name "Fluther" since the day I first rode a horse. I think I am the only person in my entire graduating class to have read The Plough and the Stars. Aw. Such good memories. Thank you! I completely forgot about Fluther. Finally, the third thing I need to say: "Donald Trump dies" may be the best declarative sentence in all of history.

This is the sexiest and sweetest ever 😍😍😍

When he says “oh shit” 💦💦💦💀💀

Just love it, perfect blend of sexy and sweet, plus singing 💖💖💖💖

Oh and the new sexy word..."LOVER"!!! ❤❤💋💋

Nikki-Nik

Ohthe shudders and chills&lt;3 mua

CrimsonKisses

Part of this audio reminded me of Take Me Part 2😳😍

LAWD. Thank you for the last story. Nora was phenominal singing and all, but the trump joke wins my cynical heart. 🌟✨😂 thank you for your bedtime stories~

Amano_seo

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I really hope these stories are true G!!! They are so funny!!!

Nikki-Nik

I love this one! Well, to be fair, I've enjoyed all of the Bedtime Stories series, but this one is among my very favorites (&amp; not just for the obvious reason, lol). You did make me giggle with that story, though -- all you lads gently trolling your teacher all term, culminating in that epic psilocybin serenade! 😂🤣 Thank you for sharing the tale with us. 😄 ... And the Trump joke: perfect!

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Yep

Catherine

When its 20secs in and you gotta start it over because its just...ughhh!!!❤❤❤

Nikki-Nik

Gael love, you have a good singing voice. Not the teacher voice but when you sing the little line. At least I liked it :p.

Maybe ending the night with that joke was his way of ensuring that the listener’s character wouldn’t wake him up in the middle of the night for sex in that scenario 🤔<br><br><i>“Baby...hey baby, wake up. I’m still feeling a bit frisky...do you want to do some Clinton/Trump roleplay like in that joke you told me?”</i><br><br>...Nah, I can’t see it happening. Unless someone had a fetish for a sexual union of sorts between the Democrats and the Republicans 😯 (Although Rule 34 - I’m sure someone’s made a porno about that already 🤭)

Nope... nope!... can't listen yet!... got a couple more things to do first... just needed a sneak peak... okay - push stop... push stop, damn you, Kerrie!!

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

Just what I needed. Sexy time with cute bedtime stories. Loved this &amp; probably my fav one of the bedtime stories 💋❤️ well done!

That trump joke.... I was DEAD. What a great combo of sexy and sleepy bedtime stories :) I particularly loved all the extra kisses there seemed to be- but maybe it’s just that I needed them more today! Great work G! Glad you’re feeling better 💜💜💜

That story about how you started that 🎵Nora🎵 thing was hilarious! My god... I was so hot and spent one moment and then next you had me giggling. What a complete package this is! Sex, laughs, nature sounds. I loved it. Now I'm feeling super relaxed. A little suggestion though, maybe add breathing sounds next time? When the rain sounds came on at the end, it was like you just left the bed because the rain was all I heard. Or maybe that was just an issue with my earphones? Idk... but yeah... the breathing would definitely add a little cozyness while listening to the rain right before sleep. Other than that, I really loved this audio. Probably my fave bedtime story now. 😙

Alright I fuqn loved the Nora story 😭❤️ so good!!! Perfect example of an ear worm that actually stays with you forever hahaha. And now you’ve shared this with people who’re listening from all over the globe it’s spread further! 😆 Like I’m feelin like the next Nora I meet, this will probably resurface in my brain I did a slightly similar thing each year in my teens at an annual music conference in Sydney, I’d walk past long lines of people humming a tune of a song they’d all know from the conference and as I’d walk back, everyone would be singing the same song. Hundreds of people 😄 Or growing up, there’d be a series of hand rhythms taught at the holiday camps I’d go on, and by the end of every camp everyone would know how to do them and they spread here like wildfire. To see if it would catch on, I made up the very last rhythm and we all added it to the collection until it was known in the camps from then on, and I found kids doing it on the other side of this continent one day! It blew my mind! Nothing unites us and catches on like rhythm or tunes 😛 Anyway I loved that story so very much haha! And the seksy times coming first and the rest coming second was a nyce change of pace too, I thought But oh my god then you end it with that joke?!? Yeah SURE THING! That’s totally the image I wanted as my last thought before going to sleep. Thanks So Much. 😳🤦🏼‍♀️

Shit ! I was tired and wasn't paying attention. I just saw bedtime stories and thought I'd go to sleep with your sweet voice in my ears. I went to bed, turned off the light and waited for the magic to happen. Wasn't the kind of magic I expected but boy am I relaxed now 😁

After contemplating this for much of the afternoon, I’ve finally come to a decision. I’m going to tell the Trump joke to my dad 😃 He’s a bit old-fashioned in a <i>born-before-WW2 </i>sort of way, so I’ll probably have to clean up the punchline a bit with a euphemism or two. But he hates Trump with a passion, and his periodic lack of awareness (or just plain disregard) for social norms make him prone to outbursts of almost borderline inappropriate humour 🤫 In other words, I think my dad will like the joke 🤓👍 If not, he’ll probably chastise me for it, but then repeat the joke to my mom later with the insistence that <i>he</i> came up with it 🙄 At any rate, thumbs up 👍👍 for the joke and the story! The only thing I’ll point out is that if anyone gets the urge to consume some shrooms at some point in time, they might not necessarily have the same sort of happy ending that this story had 😕 Although magic mushrooms aren’t considered addictive, nor are they easy to overdose on, there have been cases of people doing things that resulted in their deaths (<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/2798443/Teacher-stabbed-himself-to-death-while-high-on-magic-mushrooms.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">here</a> and <a href="https://www.google.ca/amp/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/bali-death-ong-chee-seng-balcony-fall-magic-mushrooms-a7726451.html%3famp" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">here</a>) while under the influence of psilocybin mushrooms. So if you do decide to take hallucinogenic drugs, please be careful and make sure that you’re aware of the potential risks and side effects ☝️😦

A truly multi purpose audio, cum, laugh out loud, sleep. What more is there? Tnx G ❤

Everything in this audio was music to my ears 😊 I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face 😉😘😴

Alex

Bedtime stories!My favourite!Can't wait for tonight 🙈

Oh Gael you’ve tricked us again 😝 I liked this “mouth massage”.Never heard of it 🤔😂 The sounds you do with your lips/tongue are so hot!The story with Nora hilarious!A perfect way to end this evening 💕

Greek Goddess

Spoiler: If you're here for Gael's classic bedtime story, fast forward to 22:10. ...But gurlll, you gonna missed the bedtime sex before the bedtime story 💦

Stella Rose

😭

...but so sweet when you called your lover a sexy pain killer....

Bedtime Stories!! I can't wait to listen tonight. I love this series &lt;3

Prue

I just love this bedtime audio! 💕 Nothing like a good head and a good story before sleeping, right? 😜 I listened to Gael Gives You His Long Tongue a lot during the last years, especially before sleeping because I love the intimacy in it, but I have to say, this new audio is perfect. ❤️ And I love this story! 🤗

That Donald Trump joke was NOT TERRIBLE...TOTALLY😁

I have to comment a second time 😊 The part about the Nora song got me curious so I looked up the full song and can I just say... Gael. Thank you for introducing me to that! I really really liked it!! ❤️ aaaaaacccckkk! I can just imagine you singing the entire thing 😂😘

Ever so happy to have stumbled upon you Gael. I must say the last week or so has been an awakening.

dang! i just got the notice; late for the comment. thanks, G diddy!! i hope you enjoy the rest of your weekend! * huggies* 🤗

V

I’ve apparently missed the notifications for the audios you uploaded yesterday and today, (patreon being moody again? 🙄🤣) so now I have two long audios to catch up on. Fun! 😉 Thanks, G 🤗

Bedtime stories have always been my favourite and the ones I keep coming back to ❤️ It’s 8AM where I’m from though so heyyy! A great way to start my morning ❤️

I gladly co-sign.

Awww, still no notification 😕... and it's a bedtime story - one of my favorite things 💜... too bad it's only noon here... and I have actual stuff to do 😒... oh, the wait will be unbearable!!... I can be strong, though... this will be my reward for being productive today 😁... I can be a good girl 😜... maybe... oh, Mr. Gael... you are too good to us, I'm sure 😙 *smoochies*

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

That was a Really good joke, I'm still laughing 😂And... A hypnotic hot voice belonging to a sore athletic body, moaning due to massage.. Oh dear oh dear 😆And then.. You were really working "hard" on this piece 😂 And from time to time, you have an impressive falset voice 😉 Beside that, a nice singing voice.. good story and The joke 🤣 Have a wonderful giddy evening.. without any magic mushrooms 😆 Goodass Prana 😂🤣😃😘❤️❤️😊😉😊

By the way, you've piqued my curiosity. What's your favy story ever that's on? Care to share?😊 If not, that's ok, it's enough for me to know that you're enjoying your evening. Have a beautiful rest of the day, luv. Kisses and a squeeze or ten from me.😉😙😙

Sweet talk---check, Happy endings---check, cuddles and kisses---double check, funny story---check (as an English teacher, I've had a few mischievous scamps like you), funny joke---check, relaxing sounds to nod off to---check. Yep I do believe you checked all the boxes on this one Gael. You keep getting better and better. Have a great rest of your weekend and take some time in the outdoors beyond the studio, you've earned it!

Chelie

Whew, these bedtime stories have me tingling and breathing all heavily. I love it.💋💋💋 It's nice to hear what it's like to massage your tired, sore, aching muscles, among other things. ;) Thank goodness the kettle bell didn't do any damage.😅 Your story was the cutest, and so funny! I could definitely see it in a movie or tv show. You're a natural leader, like. Or ringleader. Still not sure which, naughty boy. Lol! XD I was totally greedily waiting for my joke. ;) Also, that joke was not terrible, it was superb!😂 I laughed so heartily after just the first line!😂😂 Then to end the audio with the relaxing rain sounds, beautiful. Sexy, sleepy, relaxing, and just beautiful. Thank you.😙❤ Happy Sunday to you as well, sweetheart. I hope you're having a day as wonderful as you just made mine. I can't wait to listen to this again tonight. Xoxo❤

The Trump joke was hilarious👍🏼😂

I suddenly don't feel sick anymore. Must be the „miracle medicine“😜 But now I have another problem. 🎶 Since I first said I loved only you, Nora... I have a fucking Ohrwurm😁But I love your singing voice😍 Best bedtime story ever, for sure!!! Enjoy the rest of the day love♥️😘♥️ I‘m going to bed now☺️

Your best bedtime "mouth massage" "whatever" story ever G. My full lips on your neck💋Thank you baby!!!

I'll tell you one thing, G. You definitely give new meaning to the term lip service. 😅😜😈 Favorite of the Bedtime Stories by FAR! 💕

Pretty sure this is my favorite of the Bedtime Stories series. Its 12:30 in the afternoon and I can't move.

Catherine

It's a fap nap post, Ellen 😂😂😂😂😂 Xd

The best Bedtime Story ever! Ever! We are so spoiled! You da best! 💛💜

Napping soundly😏 smiling ear to ear

Dammit! Bad decision! Should've waited. I'm wrecked...☠️☠️✌️

Perfect treat for myself after staying up nearly all night writing a 5 page paper

Yesss!!!!! Exactly what I need. Gonna save it for tonight 😋😋😂

Another post?!?! ❤️❤️❤️

Ellen (Gaelandia's Chief Justice and Personal Trainer)

I'm excited to know who's giving that mouth massage....

Woohoo! Mouth Massage?? Fella! 😂 Have to listen!

What is a mouth massage? I'm skurred. I also want it whatever it is. 😂😂

Catherine

He didn’t say you had to go to sleep, though...😉😂

Laura

Ehhhh it's 6.45 pm here. You already want me to go to bed....okay😳😳😳

Are you making up for the times you weren't able to make new ones for us? 😶

Keeping this for later 😝 🙌 Bedtime stories are my fav ❤

You're spoiling us Gael. Thank you love! Now I have 2 things (plus a new album) to listen to if I ever get an hour to myself!

Can’t wait for bedtime today 😍😍😍

Just in time 😍 it's bedtime for me ❤

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Oh my!!! NSFW bedtime story, be still my heart! Have a good day G and lovelies! ❤️❤️❤️

Happy Sunday G! Thanks for the early bedtime stories😊👍

Oh damn. Is it bedtime yet???

Happy Sunday ladies and lads I hope you like it! My favy story EVER is on

Ps. Thanks - gonna save this for bedtime 😜❤

Sexy and sleepy? Can’t wait! Love your bedtime stories!! Happy Sunday, G 😘

Laura

First?