Mad Libs Community Script!

Exciiiiting! ♥

Hi, Doc! Hi, everyone! The funniest joke I've ever heard? Well, this isn't the funniest one, but it makes me laugh just about every time... Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day he goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis. "Incredible!," says his friend. "Medical science is amazing." Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working when the same guy gets too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off. Again his buddy takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day, he goes down to see his chum and finds him outside playing football. "Incredible!," says his friend. "Medical science is amazing!" Well another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting wood when suddenly the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head. Well his friend takes the head, puts it in a plastic bag, and heads to the hospital to get it re-attached. The next day he goes to see his friend but can't find him. He sees the doctor walking down the hall and says, "Doc, where is my friend? I brought him in yesterday." The doctor thinks for a minute and says, "Oh yeah, some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated." The kindest thing I've done for a stranger? Way back when I was selling plates of homemade food to try and start a catering business, I was making a delivery one Saturday to customers who ordered earlier that week and had extra plates. On the way home, we drove through a part of town where we saw people who were homeless on the street that day, so we gave them the extra plates for free. The kindest thing a stranger has ever done for me? Last month, I was on my lunch break at work and went to the nearby dollar store to pick up something to eat. At the register, my card didn't work. I found out why and fixed it, but the cashier (very loudly) told me that my transaction was cancelled, I couldn't use the card again, and had to use another method. I was drained and tired from work, so I told him not to worry about it and left. I walked to the nearby ATM to get some cash, and one of the ladies who was in my line pulled up next to me and asked how much money I needed. I was little scared but I told her, and she gave me the cash I needed. I thanked her and walked back to the dollar store, but before I got to the door, <i>another</i> lady walked out and with a big smile, handed me a bag with the food I was going to purchase, saying "It's taken care of."; she had bought my stuff for me. That moment still touches me to this day. The last time I was pleasantly surprised? It was actually last weekend. I was attending a funeral for a cousin that had passed, and I ended up meeting several more cousins and family members that I haven't seen since I was little. Ironically, there was a family reunion we couldn't make that same weekend. Something I'm grateful for? My life. It's tough, crazy, and can leave me wondering 'what and how the freak?', but I have my family, my home, and an encyclopedia of good times. My dildo/vibrator design? Ahhhyyyyou're asking the wrong gal! I don't know jack squat about sex toys! 😆 Though, I think I'd design a vibrator that gives the same sensation as oral sex, if not close. I don't know how it would work...maybe there would be a motion mechanic where it mimics the tongue 🤔 I'm not sure... Sorry your mom said those things to you, Doc. That's messed up.

Have fun, everyone!

ha i can't wait to see what people come up with &lt;3

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Hallo, boys and girls of Gaelandia! No <i>Fragen</i> yet? Oh dear 😯 Has Li’l Seanie been misbehaving again, my good Frau? At any rate, allow me to ask some cheerful <i>Fragen!</i> 🤓👍 - What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?<br> - What’s the kindest thing you’ve ever done for a stranger?<br> - What’s the kindest thing a stranger has ever done for you?<br> - When was the last time you were pleasantly surprised?<br> - What’s something that you’re grateful for?<br> - If you had to design a vibrator/dildo, what would you call it and why? (I know this is a bit of an oddball question, but we’re a creative bunch and I want to see what you come up with! 😜) <i>Danke</i> for your <i>Antworten!</i><br><br><del>I reckon reading your answers will help turn my frown upside down after my mother ripped my self-esteem a new one today! Apparently I’m never going to find a job because I have a silly haircut and too many piercings. Oh, and I’ll "screw up again" and get fat if I so much as look at a cookie the wrong way. I swear, there’s just no pleasing this woman. First she says I’m too fat. I go off and lose 80 lbs. Then she says I’m too skinny. I go off and put on a bit of muscle mass. Then she says I’m making a mistake and that I’ll end up looking like a dude. And now we’ve come full circle to me supposedly jumping back on the weight gain wagon, despite there being no real evidence for this 🤷🏻‍♀️ Thanks, Mom.</del>

"Queef Lastiffah &amp; the doppelgangbang"

I've never had a chance to play Mad Libs so sounds like fun 😊 Depending on Patreon co-operating and how fast and clever so many lovelies are I'll give it a shot!

Awww man I’m in PST zone but hopefully I’ll get to play for a bit this game sounds fun! I love games 😁👋🏻

Ahhh too mad I’ll be at work all day tomorrow. But I can’t wait to read everyone’s comment and hear the final outcome !

I feel about twelve because of a prolonged giggly climax and I want an excuse to say I didn't get admitted to Unilateral Farts, then blame sodo-core-rekt. And anyway, according to my whore-o-scope, I shan't mate it on stime, on a cunt of technology being slow around jizz patrin. I'm also cumpelled to dicklare, since ill-eagle for me naugh ty, that I whoreship satin and put the "rape" in "therapeutic". So that's saddled, den.

I agree. When I get a notification &amp; click on it as soon as it appears, it already has a lot of replies to it and says it was posted minutes/hours ago. Oh well, I can't wait to hear the final audio.

I knew my English degree would come in handy one day 💪🏻 #liberalartsFTW

Ms. Donovan

Brigid - have I told you yet today how much I love ya?! 🤣

Ms. Donovan

I just thought of somethin.... does "CST" mean something different to G than it does to me?... to me, CST = Central Standard Time USA, which is only two hours ahead of me (12am CST Sunday = 10pm Saturday my time)... I want to be sure I'm properly peepared...

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

: ) that’s exciting. I hope to catch of the times you post.

Sounds fun, but I fear the time zone gods are against me as that's 2am my time, so I doubt I'll be participating. Nevertheless I'm interested to see how it turns out.

Chelie

"clipped" maybe?

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

I’m so excited. Plus it’s after I finish work so I can actually participate! 😂

Kaitlyn

No Chance with Patreon App and Browser is way to slow ... But im curious to see what our beauties come up with and above all, what will cum out under your hands and care 😋😎

(And to answer your rhetorical question: you know we're going to make it hard. We always make it hard for you... ... ... ... to keep a straight face!) 😂🤣🙃😎😋

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Now if I were mean, I'd start prepping a list of sounds-ALMOST-alike uncanny valley words: brazier, pantries, dock... can anyone think of one for "clit", given that "slit" would lack the "wait, what?!" twist? Lucky for you I'm so sweet, huh? 😉🤣 Now where did I put that O.E.D. ... ? 😈

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

This is gonna be amazing!! 😊😊😊 I do know myself well enough though, there’s no way I can make it in the first 10!! 🤣🤣🤣 I’m such a busy bee in this period, as our mayor likes to say! 🐝😄 I’ll try anyway!! As fast as I can!! 💪🏻💪🏻 I can’t wait!! 😊😊

Sounds like fun! Hope I can join in, or at least enjoy the outcome!

Ooooh fun

10 points to Megan!

Ooh, Mad Libs! ...Oh, you realize what you're getting yourself into, right, bud? 😁 It's gonna be nuts!

Good luck for the others. ㅠ__ㅠ I don’t know English well. Im sure that I will fail. :(( Good luck beauties! 👍🏻

Ah, bummer. I'll be working the midnight shift tonight. No time for playing anything.

Please let Seanie have a go 🤣 I can’t wait to see the finished project! ❤️

Oh I live for these... And don't have to keep it pg!

ten blanks that need to be filled with verbs, nouns, pronouns, adverbs, adjectives. That sounds like a grammar exam 😱 😵 I'll make you sound illiterate like

Ok Laura ...get yer thumbs ready!! I expect you to have a good showing!! 🤣

This is great. You'll perhaps get the best ideas G. Have fun and all the best ❤❤

Nope, not even gonna try. 😂 I'm fast enough, but that requires supersonic speed the likes of which even I don't have.

Sounds like some great fun!! 😆

Don't fret lovelies! The FIRST post is at 12am CST. But there will be more. Times will be announced with new posts. I'll spread them over the day so everyone can play!

So fun! Doubt I’ll get any posts in time but I’ll still play along, I can’t wait to hear what everyone comes up with!

Allison Rae

I wish you best of luck. Be ready Letty. Make me proud and win🤓❤

This is going to be intense! Frickin' Brilliant!😊

First 10 people on a post.. I'm always one of the last ones like now I'm number 29 or 30 lol

Let Seanie participate in this. He will win and you both do a collab. End of the story!😂

*SQUEEEEEEE*!!! OHMYGODILOVETHIS!!! 🤣... bring it on, baby - I mean, Mr. G!!... my fingers and vocab are at the ready! 🤗

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

Given that this is the 24th comment, does bode well for my chances, as far as speed 😅. Laura, will probably kill it though 🤣😂. Great idea G! Good luck Lovelies.

I'm more of a watcher than a doer, but I'm sure I'll enjoy what the lovelies have in mind. These wild bunch. 😂

Thats like 8 in the morning for me.. way too early on a sunday! Have fun though

You’re brilliant. And surprisingly trusting given your audience. 😈 Seriously love this G!

Ms. Donovan

Incoming compliment:: YOU are fun! 😉

UNDERWEAR! MOIST! EXCITEDLY!

💖 Love this idea!

Hope I don’t miss it really love this idea!! The notifications here on Patreon suck 😂😂😉

Wooow. Such an amazing idea Gael.

Legginor

Can't wait!!! Hope I can be fast enough 😅

1am 😉

HOLY SHIT IM WAYYYY TO EXCITED. GET READY FOR ME TO THESAURUS IT UP!

Just when I was leaving, a bomb drops. 😄

Ahahahahah no way this is so much fun!! You are so creative Gael, loved this 💜

Jasmine sanfi

Can't wait!!!

JulesMc

Awesome !!! 😆😆💙

This will be interesting 😏 bahaha!

Looking forward to it 😁

Ooh, this sounds fun!!😄💕

This is going to be hilarious!

What is this time if I live in NC? I madlibs ♥️♥️♥️

THIS. 🤣

This is a brilliant idea G. You might regret this though! 😂😂😂

What an awesome idea! 😄

Oh this is going to be fun G. ❤️❤️❤️

Prepare to be trolled HARD G! 😂😂😂

This will be so fun! Looking forward to it 😁

This is amazing 😍😍😍😍😍