Vampire In Your Bedroom 2

I had to stop the audio because I laughed so much at the joke that I can't listen anymore. Thank you so much for this lovely peace of sexy comedy <3

XD hehe vampire stand up comic! Can’t say I’ve seen many of those. What a super fun character : ).

Omg! Mr. Mayor, you bad! I thought my headphones were not working or broken in the beginning so I turned it up. I was drinking water and was so startled with the "Boo! " I inhaled it. Ahahahaha! 😂😂😂

A Comedy vampire... Hahah that could only be you! 🤣🤣🤣

The "Boo" made me jump lol specially after watching another horror movie as my heart beat went fast but then after the vampire kisses, jokes and lady voice, I felt totally fine.. I have a feeling that you prank call people with that lady voice lol..

Drinking would definitely be in order at this show 😂🤣 These jokes are feekin' hilariously corny!! 🧛‍♂️🤣😭😂 💜💜💜 And that girlfriend voice!! 🤣☠️

🤣😂🤣 AAAAAWESOME!

So I just listened to this during breakfast and I choked on my coffee a few times laughing🤭🤭 Wonderfully corny jokes there😆

OohShiny

I need another character with that female voice. Just saying. 😂😂😂 Sorry for being demanding.

Gaelpire is a delight, thank you!! The role play audios are just wonderful for distraction during a nausea or panic episode

Lauren Goodnight

Moi, the Scorpion Queen, scared of you? How dare you, sir? You know it's the other way around. 😅😜

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Yay! 😊😊 He’s becoming my favourite character!! He’s soo sweet!! Will you continue with the series?? Please please pleeeeease!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 😁😁😁 Have a lovely week everyone!! ❤️

"You guys are a great audience for sitting through my gig! For someone who’s already dead, I’m sure doing a lot of dying up here, aren’t I?"<br><br><i>The room is silent, save for the occasional cough and exasperated sigh.</i><br><br>"But do you know what’s one of the benefits of being a vampire comedian? It’s harder to heckle us. I mean, it already goes without saying that I suck, right?"<br><br><i>"Yeah, but you still really, really suck!" yells someone in the audience.</i><br><br>"Hahaha, thank you for your feedback! I’ll be sure to kill you last!...Oh yes, I’m actually being quite serious. Remember how I checked everyone’s IDs at the door? I memorized all of your home addresses and now <i>I know where each and every one of you lives.</i> So unless you want to die of something other than second-hand embarrassment tonight, I better start hearing some fucking laughter!"<br><br><i>Several audience members gasp in fear. The room fills with an almost palpable tension as nervous laughter starts to break out.</i><br><br>"You can do better than that! Laugh as if your life depends on it!"<br><br><i>Loud roars of laughter begin to thunder across the room. Audience members jump to their feet in a standing ovation.</i><br><br>"Now <i>that’s</i> what I’m talking about! If you promise to leave 5-star reviews for me on Google, there’s a good chance all of you will survive the next 24 hours!...Okay, where was I? Ah yes...so a vampire, a mummy, and a witch walk into a bar..."<br><br>—————<br><br>And BOOM! that’s how Gaelpire can rise to fame and fortune using <del>some not-so-subtle threats</del> a little friendly cajoling! 🤓👌

Yes indeed :O

xD hahahaha

The “boo” at the beginning made me jump 🤣🤣

<img src="http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3c/13/5f/3c135f031b0d2d67af0871dbd3a3e12a--prince-costume-purple-rain-prince-purple-rain.jpg"> Well, even if I’m wrong, have some Purple Rain anyway 😎

Gaelpire, you're adorable. 🎃💋 I would be happy to offer a "donation". And I agree with Monique...a NSFW vamp this October would be KILLER! My neck is ready for ye. 😘

Angela R.

Am I going crazy or does that kinda look like a picture of Prince? 🤔

🍀🧛🏻‍♂️That was brilliant and sooo bloody funny😂😂 😟Am I allowed to say that?🤭 But really, this was ‘in stitches’ kinda fun!! Thank you, G!!

Gri (Sassy_One)

Oh, dear god... this character... I'm oh so positive I've never heard anything along this same vein... most vampire storylines nowadays just suck the life out of me... they either make the vampires stiff and stodgy or outlandishly romanticized... with the exception of the horribly punny jokes, which are part of the character (and charm), of course, this is refreshingly modern, witty and sharp... yep - I'd stake my life on it... Gaelpire is the best vampire character to emerge since Willem Defoe's take on the making of Bella Legosi's Dracula 🧛‍♀️💜

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

I laughed too much listening to this. ❤️

Kat

Yay! Just in time for my bday!!

I seriously didn't think you could top the first vampire audio, but i tell you in alot of ways, this one was even more entertaining. The jokes were corny of course, but very very cute.

I thought all the jokes would be terrible, but some of em were funny for serious! So cute, sweet and funny :D

You’re on a roll with all these treats for us Gael. You spoil us... but we love it!

and My hope too 😏🔥

Will we get a nsfw version of this type off vampire Gael later in October? *Hopefully* 🙄🤗

Monique (Mimzz)

Gotta say, Gael, you’ve usually got me groaning for different reasons... 😏 This was super-adorbs. The falsetto completely fucking slayed me!

Yay! Can't wait!!

Trina

The yum yum was cute!

Meghan McDonald

This gig was everything I was hoping it would be!😂😍 Vampire mouth sounds ASMR, huh? Sounds like Gaelpire might have a secondary career in audio planned.😉 This vampire has real ambition!😄 This was super cute, G.😍😙❤

Do I say this doesn’t suck? Is that vampire-appropriate? No? 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️

Loving all of these audios, Gael!

BramShelley

Vampire comedian? Yes please! Dark humor is right up my alley.

Oh yes Gael! Some of those jokes were...killer! 😁

Missy Brie

Hell yeah! Can't wait to listen to this one!!!

Love corny 🤣🤣🤣

I shall brave these punny puns, I shall!

Izzy♡

Hah I have been listening to an audiobook about vampires called dark secret 😂 the timing is great 😍😂

Yay! More Gaelpire!💕

MonaLisa

I wish I could listen to this now 😭

Damn! This time you did startle me 😅🤣 I was distracted and then "Boo!" That stand-up was killer all right... *groan*

Hallo halloooo Its time to see and hear super sexy FANGS!! 👀🔥🧛‍♂️😖 so............ Am I going to be a vampire this time??? 😏

Ah, Gaelpire 😍

Cherry Riley

Well hello dere!

So excited

Hi babe!

Sexy🧛‍♀️❤️❤️