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Love Lessons with Seanie (Seanie Teaches Erotica)

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Love Lessons with Seanie (Seanie Teaches Erotica)

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Oh Seanie lad, you made me laugh so much! Your erotica vocabulary is on point! Lustrous moans, primal sheets, your story had it all!! Sneak back soon!

I’m freaking dying right now! Damn it Seanie, it’s been too long! 😁

Ariel Diamond

I knew the song but I NEVER expected it to come out of Seanie's mouth πŸ˜‚

So I hadn't heard the Kanye West song he was talking about. However, I heard it this morning and started cracking up laughing - I was like where's the Irish accent, d'ya know what I mean? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Seanie is Gael's brother from another mother aka sister from another mister. He lives in the attic at the top of Gael's house. His mind is mind blowing. He likes to rap, nap and fap. He can hear colours and taste words. In other words he's the King of ARSMR, M&Ms and Erotica.....you got me beour? πŸ˜‚ Jokes. Seanie is Gael. He just created that comedy character for us #Lovelies and for having some fun. Enjoy the rideπŸ€—

Morning all! Doc these are really difficult, not sure if I can answer them properly before my first coffee πŸ˜‚. Here goes though. 1. Struggling already, because when I have an interest, if it's not that mainstream, I will find an online community. So I don't feel like I am alone in my interest. Alternatively I need to list something statistical from my job, but let's not go there. 2. Erm, dunno. 3. That thin is beautiful and fat is ugly. 4. Bulletproof Baby by The Struts 5. Pallas' Cat 6. Underwear as Outerwear. Hear me out ok. This makes me cringe for being so impractical for the curvier girl. These little bits of lace may be ideal for slender ladies, but a girl like me needs serious scaffolding to keep my nips away from my hips. Have a great day!

I'm a little bit confused who's Seanie?

Full_Metal_Angel

Happy Montag/Dienstag to all of you sexy, sexy beasts! <i>Danke</i> for your answers to yesterday’s <i>Fragen!</i> It was fun to see both newcomers and seasoned vets participating πŸ˜ƒ I have another set of <i>Fragen</i> for today! Would one of you fine ladies or gents like to post some questions tomorrow? Let me know in your answers below πŸ‘‡πŸ€“ - What are you interested in that most people aren’t? - What’s the funniest actual name you’ve heard of someone having? - What social stigma does society need to get over? - What was the last song you sung along to? - What did you Google last? - What fashion trend makes you cringe or laugh every time you see it? Enjoy!

Welcome to the community, Delphine! Thanks for your answers! πŸ˜ƒ

Ohhh yes my first Fragen (since I'm a total newbie here) :) *waves* 1/Movie characters switch : I'd say a movie horror villain or monster like Hellraiser's Pinhead or the Alien with a romcom or comedy character. It could be fun :) 2/ Annoying inanimate object : a toothbrush! What a mess it would make lol 3/ Delicious food that is a pain to eat : definitely artichokes! 4/ I'm comfortable speaking in front of large group of people (thanks to theatre and workers union leadership) 5/ Most recent lie : to my ex husband so he would leave me alone.

Delphine (half French half mad)

- If you could switch two movie charactor what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies? I'm not sure how inappropriate it would be, but I would switch an action hero into a musical part and a musical character into an action hero part. Most definatley not inappropriate but could be funny!! - What inanimate object would be the most annoying if playing loud upbeat music while being used? I would say a knife and fork. It would make eating an experience!! - What food is delicious but a pain to eat? Wrapps, tacos, nachos andcorn on the cob. - How comfortable are you speaking in front of large groups of people?? Awful!! I stugle to talk to one person never mind a large group!! - What was your most recent lie? That I liked something I didn't.

Rachael

Fragen! Skipping #1 because it requires more braining than I can handle at the mo. #2, The oven. Especially if you have no control over the music selection ::shudders:: #3. BBQ ribs. Mangoes are annoying sometimes. #4 how large is large? I do ok for an introvert, as long as I'm prepared. #5 all honesty, all the time here. Friend texted me this morning to chat. I told him I was out for brunch when I was really listening to the G-man

GinaG

Happy <i>Sonntag/Montag</i> (depending on your time zone), ladies and gents of Gaelandia! After a chat with our dear Frau Claudia and some of the other Fraugen, we’re looking to restart one of Gaelandia’s most beloved traditions - the daily <i>Fragen!</i> πŸ˜ƒπŸ™Œ For those of you who are new here and have no clue what I’m talking about, the <i>Fragen</i> are a series of fun questions that Frau Claudia (and occasionally others) post for the rest of us to read and answer. She originally started posting <i>Fragen</i> as a means to generate conversation amongst Patrons in the early, early days of Gael’s Patreon page. As you can now see, there is no shortage of conversation both on the main page and on the Community page, but the <i>Fragen</i> have nevertheless been an enjoyable feature on the main page. Participation in the <i>Fragen</i> is completely voluntary, and you can answer as many or as few of the questions as you want! The questions are routinely posted on whatever happens to be Gael’s latest $1 tier post so that all Patrons can join in πŸ€— We’re also thinking of including some special edition <i>Fragen</i> exclusive to Scaleforce (<a href="https://www.patreon.com/Scaleforce/overview">https://www.patreon.com/Scaleforce/overview</a>), where you just might find answers from characters like our glorious Lizard Queen and our okay-ish Lizard King! 😯🦎 (<b>Note:</b> Gael usually does read our answers to the <i>Fragen</i>, which is handy to know beforehand lest you post something a bit TMI-ish [e.g., like the fact that you have your junk pierced or something] that you never, ever thought anyone beyond the lovely Lovelies of this community would read 🀭) Anywho, since I’m as inpatient as a kid on Christmas morning, here’s a set of <i>Fragen</i> to get us started! If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies? What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud upbeat music while being used? What food is delicious but a pain to eat? How comfortable are you speaking in front of large groups of people? What was your most recent lie?

Wow.. umm . What a masterclass, igloos and stuff and babies (no thank you very much) . That erotika was the very peak of ecstasy or something. .. hahaha πŸ’‹

Chloe Lawrence

Stop it with the igloo clip art. I’m in love. β˜ƒοΈ

"Cold, wet bucket of vomit" ...Seanie, I'm SO h-o-r-n-i-e for you. I'll never look at an igloo the same way again. πŸ’‹

Angela R.

🀣🀣 Seanie, we love you!!! King of Erotica ❀️

πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ½ YESSSS....all of this!

Seanie did not choose the erotica as a career - the erotica chose Seanie as it's prophet. πŸ˜‚β€

Oh my god. This was amazing. I couldn't help but smile listening to this. πŸ˜‚ You go Seanie!

I wasnt ready for thr kisses but god did I miss seanie *slow clap* beautiful

Oh how my hearts been stolen Seanie!! I could not stop the blush spreading from my cheeks to the tips of my ears! I could not even fight the laughter you gave me. stole the air right from my lungs! Hahaha (ΰΉ‘&gt;β—‘

MatchaTeaCup

The greatest thing I have ever heard

Soraya The Admiral

Ahh I love it!!

Nature's decided... we're having a baby... LOLOLOL

I'm so happy to hear this :') you &amp; Gael always make me laugh so hard

Desi Rosethorn

....i..just cried from laughing so hard.. that was great!

Love you Seanie, buns cookin' πŸ”πŸ’•

Gillian Cann

Omg!!! I was listening to this in public and I was literally Lmao. People probably thaught I was crazy. I really enjoyed you Seanie love. πŸ’‹ πŸ’‹ πŸ’‹

I'm reading your comment and giving *Gyan Rosling laugh* Feckin autocorrect I meant Ryan Gosling πŸ˜‚ Noe you're right .... G. should get concerned, especially when that sister from another mister get's H.O.R.N......I.......E πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Damnit Sean the laughs you're giving me πŸ˜‚ This is the first time I visualized myself being a baby mama ,having babies with youπŸ˜‚ I know more about your turn ons nowπŸ”₯I'll know what to whisper so you can fire dem babies more often and tolk reeel durrty because that was priceless πŸ‘ŒπŸ½πŸ˜‚ And I felt it all : ASRM (Automatic System Required Management) then ARSM (Alpha Rock Sex Machine ) ARSMR ( Ass Real Secret Mission Review ) ARMSR ( Auditive Radiation Monitoring Secretion Results ) AMSR ( Arms Musical Sensual Relaxation ) AMRS (Ankle Mix Roughness Sensations ) That's to much for one body boiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (I need more lessons πŸ‘¨β€πŸ«) G you should get concerned, your sister from another Mister is taking the lead right thereπŸ˜‚

Perfect!!

Izzyβ™‘

First time experiencing Seanie, was not disappointed. May have choked on my coffee at one point through this (lesson for me in the future), can’t even mind it though cause it happened from me laughing so much πŸ˜‚. I mean the epitome of it was WTF EVEN WAS THIS BUT IN A REALLY GOOD WAY LIKE I CANNOT STOP SMILING 😁. May just have to go back and dig up the rest of these tbh. I think I have a better understanding of why Gael hates him so much, he’s competition!!! I do love a guy who can make me laugh 🀣❀️ NOT TO MENTION HE MOST DEFINITELY JUST SOLVED GLOBAL WARMING πŸ˜† WHAT A FEKKIN LEGEND

Cas

I never knew how much I needed someone to decompress my actuators... 🀣... ohmygod... I think I'm becoming a Seannie convert 😢

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

"You're such a f*ckin whore! I love it!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Monique (Mimzz)

Seanie!!!! 😍😍😍 The way he spelled "Gaile" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Monique (Mimzz)

I should not have been drinking a coffee while listening because it shot straight out my nose and onto my keyboard. Bloody hysterical LOL.

Kry

Omg. I can see it. Like A Christmas Story when that boy gets his tongue stuck to the flag pole πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I 😦 very confused, ashamed πŸ”₯

Betsy ♍

LMAO🀣

A bucket of vomit, a reference to pizza Hut and Kanye West, and talks of buns in the oven, I can't with Seanie, I just cant't.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what a way to start the weekend Thanks for uploading this particular audio today I Definitely needed the laugh.β˜ΊπŸ’šπŸ’š

This audio wasn't a dream. It was for real and I needed to check again to get sure. My tummy still hurts from Seanie's erotica lessonπŸ˜‚ Luv, you're Vally's Nr. 1 πŸ₯‡ @Gael, now please get jealous and just dare to murder our Seanie. Alot of things can happen like I could unfollow you, so if you want to keep me you need to do something😁

Your two fingers decompress my what? πŸ€”πŸ˜…

H..O.R.N....I...E. 🀣🀣🀣

And when he says ARSMR πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

"It's a backing. Hot. Sweltering night.. in Antarctica" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ God. You have no idea how much I missed you Seanie!! 😁❀❀

NOW that's what you call pillow talk after the NASTY....Pizza Hut, mumble rap and cooked Buns....in a re-frozen igloo! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€ Boi you've got me bursting with pride, you rule the roost when it comes to Erotica on ice! β„οΈβ„οΈπŸ˜‚ Just one caveat Seanie luv, be sure to keep your Willy/Mickey away from the wall. πŸ’š

I love this so much G! Seanie is my fave 😍😍😍😍 you’re so incredibly talented. Sending much love and hugs to Seanie.

Seanie is Hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ singing Kanye West that was funny..

Ok, in NYC we’d say Seanie is Gangsta!

KimS

I...I don't know what to say. I'm weak with desire.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Saya J

Aww Seanie boi your laugh is the cutest thing in the world!!πŸ˜‚

Gael, if you can’t even get him to spell your name correctly, then getting him to stop teaching your followers might be a bridge too far. πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ seanie is such a cutie!! That was so romantic 😍

Hahaha I love your Seanie character he's always hilarious! Thank you for a good laugh after a long week and long day.

Stephanie

That vrooming noise!!! VROOM VROOM!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ G please tell me you're taking notes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

Haha! Always a good laugh when you're around Seanie, just what I needed! For some reason that line, "Like a ghost be the rising sun," sounded hauntingly beautiful to me. It set my imagination goin.......even though that has nothing to do with your audio haha!! Thank you for the inspiration and laughs!! Have a good one, Darlin'.

So... I have watched a lot a lot a lot of comedy in my life but this... This just takes it all to a whole new level boiiiiii

You think people who live in igloos leave their perishables just laying around the house? πŸ€” πŸ˜‚

Catherine

Why is there a fridge in an igloo? So many plot holes

No!!! Don't do it!!! He's a fekken national treasure!!!!!!!

IM GONNA MURDER HIM!!!!!!!!!!

OMG GIRL YOU MUST GO BACK AND LISTEN TO THE OTHERS!!!!! ..... I'm sorry I ... I came on too strong .... but you *totally* have to hear his other stuff 🀣🀣🀣 This one is a personal favourite: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/seanie-take-over-9163306">https://www.patreon.com/posts/seanie-take-over-9163306</a>

So this is the first Seanie audio I’ve listened to; it feels kind of like a rite of passage. But... what the actual fuck? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Laughed my ass off the stationary bike, ya langer! But you can melt my igloo down anytime.

............. *difficulty breathing* ..... s ... sorry I-I need a second ... *continues to cry with laughter* ....... Ok .... ok .... *deep breath* ... I can't ... I don't even ... Seanie ... S-Dawg ... Slim Shizzle ... please.don't.*ever*.stop ... keep making your erotica! Keep rapping (omfg the rapping ... ) ... you're gonna fekken make it, Seanie, we believe in you!!!!!! ... dear god I needed this *SO* badly ... ❀❀❀❀❀🀣❀❀❀❀❀

OH MY GOD!!!! REALLY????? OH MY FUCK*** GOD!!!

Sexy beast πŸ’œ

Jasmine sanfi

I guess we aren’t going to be able to stick with our one kid plan after allπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Not a damn thing by comparison πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

Girl. Lol. I’m done.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

...Was this like an actual dream he turned into a skit? I mean..If G just came up with this I'm impressed πŸ˜‚

Ya boi solved global warming in less than 10 minutes. WHAT DID yOU DO TODAY, GLORG0???? LEAVE YER FRIDGES OPEN YA’LL!!! ❄️❄️❄️

Sister from another mister... 🀣🀣🀣 oh and just an FYI... a bucket of vomit will never have a place in erotica🀣🀣🀣 You’re a dear lad Seanie... so come on over to Canada and I’ll show you how really melt an igloo ... ya know what I mean eh!?! πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ€ͺ😜πŸ€ͺ

Feck Butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I'm listening to you Seanie ❀❀ Sry for too many comments ladies. I'm just overwhelmed and this guy makes me laugh and I get all in a good mood... Promise this was my last comment! Happy Friday 😘 Thank you G.☘

Uhh, don’t quit your day job, Sean. Wait, no, don’t drop out of school? You know what... just DON’T. πŸ™πŸΌ Please, do not proceed. πŸ™ˆ

OMG I was caught without my earbuds but couldn’t wait. Had to listen with my ear glued to my phone speaker walking down the street. Luckily I was able to stay upright despite Seanie’s shiver-inducing erotica. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Seanie Boi, just PRICELESS Dude!!

This was so great!

Consider me TAUGHT!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I tell ya G should look out dere now πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»β™₯️

Seanie.. What should we do without you πŸ‘πŸ™πŸ‘πŸ˜œAnd one day, send something like this to Stephen King, and he could make a world Bestseller book out of this πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰πŸ˜†πŸ˜œHugs, hugs and hugs πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘β€οΈπŸ‘

That Igloo image will never leave me. Hahaha! πŸ˜‚ You are right, Seanie! It's all about word choice! That was awesomesauce. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

This doesn't feel like a erotic, it feels like a fever dream mixed with a strangely sweet love story

Chelsea Shakespeare

I can't breathe...in other words I feel very pregnant πŸ°πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I just woke my whole family up due to me laughing so hard πŸ˜‚ they’re giving me evil looks but it’s so worth it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You can have him until the bun is cooked in the oven πŸ‘ΆπŸ°πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Well, I don't know about you, but my ARSMR is firing off to an astronomical level that I have never felt before! Hahahaha!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’• I'm laughing so hard right now!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ I luvs it, Seanie luv!πŸ˜™β€

I'm crying! πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Violet Grey

Sitting at my desk at work trying not to snort-laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ This is great, man!

I. Can’t. Even. πŸ˜‚ I’m so scared right now...I’m starting to get what Vally sees in Seanie...😳 I think...I think imma go listen to the Big Bad Wolf audio again...cause the world has gone mad...and also I can’t get the melting igloo image out of my head πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Vally! I’m so sorry...I promise- he’s all yours still πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Actually crying with laughter. What can I say, Seanie? Your words flow out like hot pockets from your bum.

πŸ˜‚ I've gone on to glory ⚰.

Catherine

I can't wait to be off the clock to enjoy this masterpiece fully! Only thing that would make more happier is Finbar's ~sexy sounds~ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ”₯

Oh my god. I missed you Seanie boi! 🀣

GinaG

This just made me spit coffee out my nose laughing so hard.

100/10. Would recommend! Best erotica I’ve ever heard. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Oh my god this is the best! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

*snort* I'm done with you! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Seanie!!! I can't even with you!!! To to funny!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Oh god... How much we missed our Boi ❀️ "Seanie our lucky charm"

😳😳😳

XD I’m frigging dying

This made my week all better!

Seanie I’m your #1 fan πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Oh yeah. I'mma listen now. While at work

GinaG

How long before Vally dies of joy do you reckon? XDDD

Seanie no!

Chelsea Shakespeare

SEANIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Legginor

Best. Friday. EVER.

Oh yeah!! ❀️❀️

Oh, Seanie...

Yessss first!! U got it πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰

Oh god πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Š

A dream cum true!😍😍

Catherine

Oh fuck I am not drunk enough to be listening to this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Go Seanie!

lol let's do this!!!

V

*clicking * !!!

Not prepared at all lol!

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