My Roommate Cooks Dinner
Added 2018-12-19 21:15:59 +0000 UTC
Seanie alone in the house with knives and a hot oven... What could go wrong?

ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ It's a smoke alarm, right? It tells you when the food is ready π€£π€£π€£π€£ Seanie don't kill me LOL
Nicole
2019-01-28 13:38:04 +0000 UTC
ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ oh to have been a fly on the wall of that kitchen! π€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£
KimS
2019-01-05 13:42:18 +0000 UTC
Ah yes let the fuckery commence!
CrimsonKisses
2018-12-31 14:26:44 +0000 UTC
He's so cute when he cries!
2018-12-27 19:25:53 +0000 UTC
Pooor Seanie! π’You were doing so well! If it weren't for the peeing and the humping your meal would have been momentous! Your cries, baby! Your cries! It hurt my heart, boi. You had me worried.. Who am I kidding I was worried from jump, BUT. I'm glad you're okay. I'm glad you're friends are OK. As well as the house. You, on the other hand, know damn well Gael won't be OK if he finds out you're trying to grow your own garden on his land...you know.. Spreading your seed, like?..*sighs because of blank stare* Cumming in Gael's bed Seanie! Cumming in his b..nevermind..sheesh..π
2018-12-25 23:30:22 +0000 UTC
I really wanna give seanie a hug and tell him itβs all gonna be okay lol
Ellie
2018-12-25 23:18:47 +0000 UTC
Ah Seanie.. Your goofiness always brings happiness to me heart lol..
2018-12-20 20:31:18 +0000 UTC
Aaaaaaw, Seanie! Don't cry... You did your best. ππ Love this one so much!!! I was laughing so hard by myself while listening to this. π
Mr. Mayor, you are so amazing, sir! That was so well done! π π
Words fail me to decribe how talented you are, Magic Maker!
2018-12-20 15:29:35 +0000 UTC
"I'm having a moment here with an onion" π’ Seanie needs a big hug π
Monique (Mimzz)
2018-12-20 13:10:41 +0000 UTC
Aww Seanie, bless your socks!
2018-12-20 12:59:32 +0000 UTC
Poor poor Seanie. He tried so hard Gael, he would have made you so proud.
Personally I blame you π. Yes you told him about the smoke alarm, but you didn't tell him about turning the pan off, if he had to leave it for a moment. π€¦ββοΈ
I think he should get another try. Maybe just beans on toast next time! ππππ
2018-12-20 08:10:47 +0000 UTC
I todo have moments with my onions. This was brilliant. And so cute. It worths my monthly payment π Love Seanie. Gael tries to be kinda macho but Seanie is all feelings π
And Gael is so patient with him like... He is the son he still doesn't have π
Gaerwen3620
2018-12-20 07:50:59 +0000 UTC
1st of all:
Standing Ovation for you Gael. You're genius and that mind blowing mind you have....
In other words You Are A Masterpiece ππ
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I can very well imagine how much effort you put in this comedy piece. This was creme del a creme my handsome friend. I'm in love. I'm madly in love π
...srsly now:
My whole face is in pain from too much laugh ππ and I'm having since 30min my cup of tea in my hand and try to drink it but it's fucking impossible..
You see I had my moments with Sean while he had his moments in the kitchen and in the attic, especially under his bed or on his bed or whatever. There's my fave place ππ¦
His laugh was all what I loved all these years but him being terrified and crying, it was something special and not to forget all those silly jokes ππππ *onion tears*
P.s from now on I'm gonna quote him like never before.. Thx for pre Christmas gift to your #Lovelies !!!
2018-12-20 07:41:18 +0000 UTC
Oh, dear Seanie...never change. β€οΈ
Ariel Diamond
2018-12-20 06:03:09 +0000 UTC
I have literally fallen in love with Seanie's laugh lol <3
2018-12-20 05:57:25 +0000 UTC
*whimpers* Slim Shizzle!!! ππ between the onions and hiding in Gael's room I just wanna hug you so bad you pathetic little creature ππ
AND THANK YOU FOR SINGING YOU SWEET SIREN OF SZECHUAN!!!! At least *one* of the Force brothers knows what the beours want ...
2018-12-20 04:17:14 +0000 UTC
I can't with Seanie's laugh... dear god... this one is totally on G... he absolutely should have known better!... but the interaction between the two was great... like the one where G tucked Seanie in for the night... that was precious π
Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)
2018-12-20 04:14:36 +0000 UTC
Iβm only 2mins in and Iβm so concerned Lol
MonaLisa
2018-12-20 03:47:38 +0000 UTC
I like that when Seanie feels his eyes watering from cutting onions he assumes he must be upset and starts quietly sobbing.
But hey I wouldnβt call that experience a loss! Insisting on supervision probably would help, instead of the bird method of kicking the young out of the nest to learn to fly or fall to their hyena urine and dust bunny covered doom?
Little less soy and yer laughin m8!
What Iβm trying to say is Iβm weirdly invested in these dynamics and I love these audios π
2018-12-20 03:11:40 +0000 UTC
Backup singers DebS
He's just a boi, and he's on fireΒ
Hotter than a fantasy, longer like a highwayΒ
He's living in a world, and it's on fireΒ
Feeling the catastrophe,
but he knows he can fire awayΒ
Oooooooh, he got both feet on the groundΒ
Ready to burn it down
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Oooooooh he got his head in the pan
And he's not backing down
...
This Seanie's on FiiiiiireeeeΒ ππΌββοΈππΎββοΈππ»ββοΈππ½ββοΈπββοΈπΆπΆ
This Seanie's on fiiiiireeeeeππΎββοΈππΌββοΈππ»ββοΈπββοΈππΏββοΈπΆπΆ
Hiz cookin on fiiireeeeπββοΈππ»ββοΈππΎββοΈππ»ββοΈπββοΈππΎββοΈ
2018-12-20 02:42:23 +0000 UTC
Omg Seanie you precious creature! That laugh!
2018-12-20 02:26:43 +0000 UTC
Awwwwwwwwww Seanie bless you, love! β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
But someone tell me why "Coulda been a stir fry, like," was so fucking cute πππ
Katira Moon
2018-12-20 02:11:36 +0000 UTC
This was so precious! At least he tried. Itβs the thought that counts, yeah? I was like, βnooooooβ when he left the kitchen π tip for the onions, peel it and pop it in the fridge for a bit before you use βem. Doesnβt make you cry at all!
2018-12-20 02:11:16 +0000 UTC
Awww seanie it's ok it's your first try it will be better next time. Loved this one G laughed my ass offπ
2018-12-20 02:06:38 +0000 UTC
I love this so much. My weird brain is fixated on just after the 3 minute mark where he says, "They cuts em very gently..." I find that so hilarious ππ
2018-12-20 01:48:12 +0000 UTC
I thought I was the only one who low-key high-key wanted this. Part of me cringes, but another part yearns...
Katira Moon
2018-12-20 01:47:33 +0000 UTC
Meh. π
2018-12-20 01:33:36 +0000 UTC
I love seanie!ππππ
2018-12-20 01:23:26 +0000 UTC
You sound delicious.
2018-12-20 00:52:17 +0000 UTC
Aww, Seanie! Sweetie! You tried ^_^ You get full points for the effort π
The beours like a man that can cook, so you'll get there one day. ...Maybe... Possibly...
After the draining day I just had at work, this laugh was really needed π
2018-12-20 00:45:50 +0000 UTC
Them: Tell me a little bit about yourself
Me: Welllllll, I can be a bit a dramatic onion at times, but I balance that out by being a soft bell pepper.
2018-12-20 00:40:05 +0000 UTC
Anyone else want to give seanie a big hug when he was scared under the bed? Just tell him itβs okay? πβ₯οΈπ
Ellie
2018-12-19 23:55:53 +0000 UTC
Thereβs a lucky charm joke here. Let me think on it... lol
2018-12-19 23:44:17 +0000 UTC
He was so close, but it was actually admirable the way he failed since he was trying to make sure the hoe-ish hyena and the e-l-e-f-a-n-t-e were behaving properly.ππ
2018-12-19 23:38:04 +0000 UTC
That hyena sounds like a total bitch and I love her.
2018-12-19 23:35:31 +0000 UTC
Amelia I recommend you to do that. I did listen to Seanie's audios before my final exams. It doesn't mean you'll pass bc of him or suchπ but you'll get the best positive vibe ever. I truely mean itπ good luckβ
2018-12-19 23:32:21 +0000 UTC
My Microbiology final is tomorrow and Iβm pretty worried about it. You posted this just in time because I could use a laugh. β€οΈ
2018-12-19 23:25:37 +0000 UTC
I have a few take-a-ways from this audio:
-Women are like bell peppers and men are like onions
-Tofu is "Like the pig of the meat world"
-Seanie cannot be left alone in G's bedroom
-Clearly the hyena is a hoe and will hump and ride any species
Thanks G, this was hilarious!!!! ππ€£π
2018-12-19 23:16:34 +0000 UTC
πππ
2018-12-19 23:14:22 +0000 UTC
You were Christmas shopping?! What'd you get me?
Catherine
2018-12-19 22:53:16 +0000 UTC
Girls, he needs some back up singers! πΆThis Seanie's on fire!! πΆThis Seanie's on fire!! πΆ
2018-12-19 22:45:28 +0000 UTC
Iβm dying! ππππ
Kat
2018-12-19 22:16:35 +0000 UTC
I lost it when he tried to ring the bell pepper!! π π You'll get there Seanie next stop: Masterchef! π π
Violet Grey
2018-12-19 22:13:35 +0000 UTC
Right Nikkiki ππ He was worried about my new food routine. Poor boi he put himself literally on fire π
2018-12-19 22:09:32 +0000 UTC
I loved the way the whole thing just went haywire after a bit of peace. And the sound effects! I imagine house elves coming out that night and saying "Why tf did he let Seanie cook? We're getting extra for this."
Amy
2018-12-19 21:58:15 +0000 UTC
if u want I can help Seanie ππ
β₯οΈπ
2018-12-19 21:57:24 +0000 UTC
Oh poor Seanie ... lol ... thank you for at least letting him try. He started out good but then it just went to hell in a hand basket πππ I couldn't stop laughing. That was fantasticπ
SapphireAngel
2018-12-19 21:55:16 +0000 UTC
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2018-12-19 21:55:05 +0000 UTC
Damn LAD!!ππππ He is a professional in creating chaos on his ownπ Seanie crying the best thing I've heard in a while ! stinking cuteππ
2018-12-19 21:54:38 +0000 UTC
What in the vegan stir-fry is going on here??!!! VALLY GET YOUR BOI!!! ππππππ±π±
Nikki-Nik
2018-12-19 21:53:02 +0000 UTC
Oh my God, when I get home with a rested mind, I can't wait to listen to it!!! πππ
2018-12-19 21:49:46 +0000 UTC
'it has elephant written on it! ! E-L-E-F-A-N-T-E! Jesus Christ he's illiterate!' ππππ Gael for real side note. How do you not crack up when doing this? This is gold β₯οΈβ₯οΈ
2018-12-19 21:49:15 +0000 UTC
Omgπ I have an idea for audio. Another double team with Gael, but on one side Gael and the other side, Seanie. Of course, hilarity will ensue, but it'll be sexy... funny. π
V
2018-12-19 21:47:56 +0000 UTC
Aww yas! You're the best, Gael! Thanks for letting Seanie cook.. π This is so hilarious and adorable at the same time. π But no dancing while in a sexy red boxers, I presume? π Glad your house is safe. π
2018-12-19 21:42:28 +0000 UTC
Oh no. I can't listen yet but just...oh no.
2018-12-19 21:37:40 +0000 UTC
God bless him..
2018-12-19 21:34:49 +0000 UTC
So youβre saying thereβs fire involved...π³π
2018-12-19 21:34:12 +0000 UTC
Absolutely hilarious πππ
2018-12-19 21:31:48 +0000 UTC
This was hilarious!ππ I think Ben Affleck is the one who really needs the smoke alarm though, after that BURN!!π₯π₯π₯Hahaha!ππ€£ I loved the interaction between you two. I couldn't wipe the smile from my face.πππ
2018-12-19 21:31:44 +0000 UTC
Think she is still listening and crying for her love... But I'm sure he also brought a few laughs with this gem to her ππβ€οΈ
2018-12-19 21:27:48 +0000 UTC
Omg yes!!!
Desi Rosethorn
2018-12-19 21:25:46 +0000 UTC
HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON VALLY???? π³ This much Seanie at one time may. have. killed. her. Vally- you there?!?!?!???? π
2018-12-19 21:24:24 +0000 UTC
The best song EVER...."This Seanie's on Fire"!π
2018-12-19 21:21:42 +0000 UTC
HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
2018-12-19 21:21:12 +0000 UTC
I absolutely LOST it when Seanie started crying and the gulls started laughing!! π I hope Blindboy enjoyed his Lucky Charms! Goodness knows he earned them. Thanks so much for the laugh, Gael! Love you! MWAH!! ππ
Grace
2018-12-19 21:20:26 +0000 UTC
This was really hilarious... With all the distractions and even the seagulls...
Poor Seanie πππππ
2018-12-19 21:20:04 +0000 UTC
Lmao!!! Hilarious!
2018-12-19 21:20:03 +0000 UTC
ππππ MY TUMMY HURTS FROM LAUGHING ALREADY
2018-12-19 21:19:11 +0000 UTC
Roommateπππ
Alright, let's hear the disaster ..
2018-12-19 21:18:57 +0000 UTC
Be honest Gael, how many fire extinguishers did you have on standby?
Round about the 17 minute mark, I just wanted to wrap my arms around Seanie to comfort him ππ
At least he tried, right?
2018-12-19 21:18:29 +0000 UTC
I am crying! ππ This is killing me. Gael sweep under your bed FFS. π
Catherine
2018-12-19 21:17:54 +0000 UTC
Iβm so proud
2018-12-19 21:17:50 +0000 UTC
This is going to be amazing!!!
2018-12-19 21:17:31 +0000 UTC
Yasssssss
Edit: I really just think Seanie needs better instruction. He had the basics!! And he didnβt bleed out. So heβs got that going for him, G...
2018-12-19 21:17:19 +0000 UTC
HA! Slideeeee into 1st!
My heart broke for the langer, lord knows he tried!ππ₯β€οΈ
2018-12-19 21:16:59 +0000 UTC