Make More Trees!

G - will you let us know how much the final amount you are able to raise comes to? I hope we are able to make a difference!! 🙌🙌💖🌲💖

Epic Doc!! Just epic!!!🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆

Kathy Mc

Just speaking from a witchy perspective, I absolutely adore this design. Depicting a tree, ie nature, as female makes my little moon child heart so happy. You are doing Mother Goddess proud, my love. 💚🌲💚

I’d love Seanie to do a Gancanagh parody audio with the title: Weedganagh 🌿🧟‍♂️ #TeamWeeds 😂😂 Ignore my fun Doc, I’m just here to say that I love your magnificent brain. It’s extremely unique and adventurous. Like I’d love to live there for awhile 👏👏👏😂😍

So I found out today that when I’m bored out of my skull at the laundromat, I apparently like coming up with wacky theories about how this T-shirt campaign idea came about 🤔 <b>Make More Trees: A Prologue</b><br><br>'Tis a bright, calm Irish morn, with daylight slowly breaking through the clouds overhead. Yet there is a place where the warmth of the sun’s rays does not penetrate the shadowy chill, and where the sweet melodies of songbirds are never heard. A place where there is a perpetual air of doom inexplicably mixed with a trace of seduction. A place the locals call the <i>Cursed Irish Fuck Forest</i>... At the edge of the forest, Gancanagh shifts impatiently on his feet. He sighs in exasperation, then glances down at the (recycled) newspaper in his hands, re-reading the ad he placed in the classifieds earlier that week. <i>Are you passionate about combating deforestation and climate change? Are you a demon in the sack?* Combine your love for the environment with your love for carnal relations in an exciting new career opportunity! Gancanagh Inc. is seeking hard working and dedicated individuals to join our team and help with local reforestation efforts through innovative, exciting means! Ideal candidates will be skilled in both the arts of seduction and silviculture. Experience is an asset. *Both literal and metaphorical demons in the sack are encouraged to apply. **Health and dental benefits are available.</i><br><br>Gancanagh suddenly looks up from his newspaper as he hears the sound of approaching footsteps crashing through the grass. <i>"It’s about damned time!"</i> he thinks, furrowing his brows in irritation. <i>"This candidate’s job interview was supposed to start 20 minutes ago!"</i><br><br>Bursting into the clearing is a man clad in an oversized hoody, baggy jeans, and worn sneakers. His pants are sagging so low beneath his waistline that the upper half of his Taylor Swift-themed boxers are visible. Hanging from his neck are large and obviously fake gold chains, completing his whole <i>wannabe-rapper-who-is-trying-entirely-too-hard</i> look. "You’ve got to be fucking kidding me," Gancanagh mutters under his breath. "What’s the fuckin’ story? The name’s Seanie! Sorry I’m late, bai - my brother from another mother won’t let me use his car, so I had to come here on me elephant, like! And let me tell ye, the feen is a right eejit when it comes to directions! See, when I tells him to turn right, he turns left and-" "Hang on there a minute," Gancanagh says, holding up his hand to interrupt the fake and potentially inebriated rapper. "Did you just say you came here on an <i>elephant?!</i>" Seanie points proudly to an elephant in the distance, the behemoth drinking lazily out of a puddle. "He’s over there, bai! Don’t ye worry, he won’t go around wrecking your forest or anyting! He and I both love nature to bits!" "Well, I suppose being good with animals would come in handy for this job." Gancanagh murmurs, eyeing Seanie warily. "So tell me, Seanie - why do you think you would be a good fit to join Gancanagh, Inc.? Have you much experience in cultivating trees?" "HahaHAH! Oh, ye have no idea how much I love trees, bai! I smoke ‘em everyday, and I’m tryin’ ta convince me brother to let me start growin’ ‘em in his attic- I mean, me crib! Which reminds me - do I need to pass one of dem drug tests to get this job?" Gancanagh stares at Seanie in disbelief for a moment before sighing heavily and pinching the bridge of his nose. "First of all, Seanie, this is not a grow op. My goal is see beautiful trees flourish across the land, not get into the cannabis market. And second of all, why would you openly talk about your drug use during a job interview?! Of all the things you could say- ugh, you know what? Let’s just move on with the interview. Perhaps you can redeem your blatant lack of knowledge about forestry if your sexual prowess is beyond compare." "I’m pure daycent when it comes to seducin’ the beours, bai! Me brother Gael used to have this online followin’ of ‘em, and I stole each and every last wan! They all want a ride on me huge mickey, which drives Gaelie mad! He spends all his time wankin’ into a microphone, ye see-" "I really don’t need to know the details of...well, whatever that unorthodox backstory is, Seanie. Being a skilled, enthusiastic lover is critical to this job. How many women have you bedded?" Seanie clears his throat nervously. "Do ye mean for realsies, or does having dem sexy dreams count, feen?" "I mean in reality." "And do ye mean real women, or do blow-up dolls and Fleshlights count?" "Oh, for the love of God!" Gancanagh throws his hands up in the air in frustration. "Seanie, have you ever had sexual relations with a real person before? And before you ask, no, your hand does not count!" Seanie crosses his arms defiantly. "I have beours linin’ the streets waitin’ for a piece of the Seanster! I just haven’t found me the right wan yet! An’ why are sexy times so important for dis job, anyway? You said you just wanted to grow trees, and not even the fun kind!" "I have powers beyond the understanding of most mortals," Gancanagh proclaims, triumphantly casting off the hood of his cloak. "These magnificent trees come into being as a result of my carnal skills." "You’re a <i>treefooker?!</i> Fuckin’ hell, bai! I’ve heard of dem treehuggers before, but I didn’t know anyone would actually put their willy in-" "I don’t fuck the trees, you fool!" Gancanagh snapped. "I lure women into my forest with promises of sensuality and pure pleasure! Then after they have succumbed to temptation, I use my ancient magic to transform their mortal bodies into glorious trees that act as testaments of my otherworldly power!" An awkward silence fills the air. Seanie raises his hand to cover his mouth, the gesture doing little to mask the snickered <i>"Heh heh heh, he’s a treefooker!" </i>that bursts from his lips. Gancanagh’s shoulder slump with resignation. "Look, I don’t think you’re a good fit for this job, Seanie. It’s just a shame that I cannot find anyone to assist me in my journey to restore the beauty of nature. Whether they come into being through magical or conventional means, the world would benefit from more trees. If I only I could spread that message far and wide..." "Well, why didn’t ye day so in the first place, bai? Gaelie- I mean <i>I</i> have loads of fans who’d love to help with dat, but maybe without all the treefookin’, like! Just leave it to yer man Seanie and I’ll sort it out proper for ye!" ———— And after Seanie had a long, confusing talk with Gael about the <i>"magical treefooker who runs a grow op in the forest, like!", </i>the idea of doing a T-shirt campaign to support TeamTrees was born 🤓🙌

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Catherine

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Just ordered mine today! There can never be enough trees. 💚💚💚

Great cause Gael!!!!!! 🌲🌲🌲 Will definitely be ordering mine!!!!!!! Thank you for all you do!!!!!💋💋💋

Had to wait a bit until I had my coffee and was awake a bit more to place my order 😂 It's so cool you're doing this, and it's such a pretty design, too!

Oooh love this idea G. So much! *checks bank balance to see how many different colours I can buy it in*

Carolina Blue Hoodie on the way. Love the project and the design! Kudos to you and Sweetz 💛

the design is beautiful and the cause is fantabulous!

Done and done! Such a fabulous cause. Thank you for your big,loving Irish heart, from this loving Canadian ❤. You are the best. Truly! 😊❤🍁🍀

😍😍😍😊😊🍀🍀🍀 The design is sooo beautiful! ❤❤

"The Cursed Irish Fuck Forest"...That made me laugh so hard and brought my heart so much joy. Bless your weird little heart! xD

Mina Ramey (Ebony Sorceress of the North)

Order is confirmed!! A couple of us got a custom suggestion from Teespring after our confirmation. Mine was for my "Daddy". 😏😂😂 What are the odds after tonight's audio?? I replied to your Twitter message with a pic of the sweatshirt they suggested. Irony at it's best!! Love that you are doing this Gael!!! Prince among men!!! 😘😘💖💖

Did the locals wise up to exactly how Gancanagh was increasing the tree population and started avoiding the Cursed Irish Fuck Forest? I suppose doing things the ol’ fashioned way <i>is</i> more environmentally friendly, even if it means that Gancanagh gets an unfortunate case of blue balls (green balls? 🤔)

I love teespring because of that. I want everyone who wants something to have them. I added some extra kinda of shirts and am watching to see what people like best. I will keep every one of ye in mind always!

So glad! No our penguin made this one!

G, did you design this yourself? I seriously love it 💕

Ooh, the hoodie comes in extra fluffy sizes!

I love this idea 😍 and I love that you're concerned about the environment 💚 Do you even have any defects? Me encantas 💖

Love the design!!!

Totally getting these! Yay for trees!!!

I hope ye are as excited as me! I am flyin like

What a cool idea. Glad to help 💚❤🌳🌲😘

Such a good boy, as always. Luv ya.

This is truly wonderful, what you're doing, Gancanagh.😉🤗🍀🌲😙❤❤

Such a good cause!! 🌲🌳🌲🌳

Rachael

This is fantastic G!!