ASMR Cooking Ramble (Revisit)

I know I’m late to the party (again - curse of being a newbie) but I resonated with some of this so much I had to comment. And I’m sure there’ll be somebody newer than me at some point that may read my comment after listening. Now, I’m operating on about 2 hours sleep hence I may not make sense, so please bear with the sleep deprived woman. I’ll try to do them in order… First and most important I bloody love a ramble. Yeah you lot from the rebel county are fast alright. Yez are all mad things. One of my besties is from Carrigaline but, like me, she was years out of home. Well, till a few years ago when she moved back to Cork. Still very anglicised but now, when she’s on one (good or bad), she needs feckin subtitles! Tender stem is lovely. But purple sprouting is where it’s at. Fun fact, my late husband didn’t eat vegetables till his early 30s (mostly veggie when he died, never did do shit by half!) nothing would make him try, not even us having kids & them asking. Until the night he had a nightmare that he was chased through the streets by a giant (he was 6’3” so this thing must’ve been HUGE) stalk of broccoli. Never seen a human eat so much veg so fast. Brussel Sprouts = 🤮 As an Irish person who spends most of her time speaking with non Irish people it’s embarrassing how often I have to say pardon my language 🙊 And the joy of reaching the level of comfort at work with someone so we can swear around each other (for the non Irish lovelies it’s the same relief as taking your bra off 🤣) is unreal. We don’t mean any offence folks. Swearing is just part of who we are. We just feel things a lot! 😇 However I have made a conscious, concerted effort to start using Irish expressions more, whoever I’m talking to. Get some blank looks, I can tell you. But sure, even county to county we sometimes need translating so it’s not really a surprise. My kids spent every holiday at home so they are fluent in Irish slang, and as both are adults now that causes them some issues occasionally too! Yeah words are just words at times. But even in the heat of the moment there are no-go zones. Nightie (yes I’m looking at you G. Just nope), slacks and moist. Nails on a blackboard. Maybe not the words you were referencing but I thought I’d take the opportunity. Never say nightie again. Pretty please. Always amazes me that some people can’t separate characters from actors/creators. Like, the abuse soap actors will take if they’re a villain. Fascinating how the human mind works. But also fascinating how much of you you put into G whilst still keeping him a character - that’s an interesting line to walk, I’d imagine. INFJ here. So I hear you on the shyness. Interestingly my job means I need to lead groups ( usually senior to me) through learning which puts me front and centre a lot of the time, but with my happy place being in retreat I can give them the space they need and it allows me a great observation vantage point and a lot of coaching insight. So it’s a superpower for me. And yeah, in others I find it sexy. Although it does depend on other factors. If you ever switch to full/trad ASMR I’m leading a revolt. I now have a fierce goo on me for an Indian. So thanks for that. Keep being you lad. Just keep being you. Ps. Any lovelies that may read this, did a slang/accents audio ever go up? I’d love to hear it if so!

Here I am wondering if you have a heavenly recipe for crispy tofu.....

I love your rambles G! They always feel so warm, like talking to a good friend.😊🤗

Loved this audio. Not goin to lie, a small part of me wanted to actually see what you were cooking or watch you preparing the food. But idk i love the complete honesty of this audio. I love your laugh also. And regarding the shyness(i think that is what you said), i think it is sexy. I think there is a time and place for everything, but i like a guy who is confident, and shy, and idk just has a quirkiness about them. Thank you sweetie for all you do. Im new to this community and glad i came across this. Xoxo! 😘

Angela Call

Love this ramble. I put it on when I'm cooking and instantly feel like there is cook-off going on haha.

Ps. (Sorry i hit post before I wanted to & no idea how to edit lol... yep, learning..) You mentioned the shy but not shy thing being a leo. Which I find hysterical because I fit my sign perfectly as a Gemini. I love alone in nature and being around people but I need balance n everything. Im that weird person who is emotional & logical.. so its like two different thought processes always in my mind. Im musical, love photography and see beauty all over yet i love taking apart anything, working on cars, building etc. I actually have degrees in robotic engineering & forensic psychology lol .. basically sums me up. Lol. I just say I have to know how everything works. From machines to minds. So I certainly understand the duality. Anyway U just wanted to say thank you again. I hope things are going better for you and you find somewhere perfect to call home and things fall into place for you. You are a kind person & I wish you lots of laughter, happiness & comfort. Be well.

Liberty Bella

This was fun. I listened while making dinner & it was like having a friend over just chatting as we cook. The silly jokes are definitely the best kind, so thank you for making me laugh & smile. Im a newer patron but found your YT sleep vids a while ago desperately trying to find anything to help me shut off my mind and let me sleep. Lets just say I understand the feeling of your mind going so fast that you can’t keep up. I do it in conversation all the time. I can bounce all over without noticing yet always get back to where I started somehow. My family calls it my detours lol. These past few years have been.. well.. overwhelming & a suffocating for me. So finding your channel has really helped me a lot. So I wanted to thank you. Im grateful for all you do and I really enjoy these ramble silly vids. Im slowly working my way through them. I enjoy the normal conversation type of stuff. Its nice. Like sitting or charging with a friend. I’ve never used patreon before but wanted to support you. You really have helped make my days brighter & sleeping a bit easier. So im learning lol. I guess im rewarding myself as well since I get more content.. hmm .. lol win win ?

Liberty Bella

Wish this one was downloadable. It's one of my favorites. I like to play the rambles when I'm doing stuff around the apartment. Keeps it from being so quiet.

You are just too adorable! I love getting to know you through your rambles. And never worry about being random (I also have ADD), most people I know find it endearing. Just keep being you!💜

Whaat the butt?! I thought I listened to this already! Apparently not. Ha! I love me a good ramble.

Loved listening to you ramble and cook in this audio again...and the toilet visit and the pot on your head lol omg that was brilliant...your words about shyness made me remember my school reports when I was at school the teachers would write that I need to be more outgoing and not shy 😢 now I think what does it matter as long as you are doing your best and kind 😊❤️👏🏻🍀🇦🇺 Thank you dear friend ❤️

Damn I really want tenderstem broccoli now lol

Btw, is the sleepies audio the one wear I get to stroke....your forehead.....and tell you to stop talking? Like, shhh....😴

I would LOVE to hear if/how your opinions and other things have changed since you recorded this. At least, in the year that I’ve been here your patrons have tripled in number. It still amazes me how you blend everything together - you have an ability to hold a lot of info in your head at once. And even though you have lots and lots of people who talk to you and give you feedback, your audios still come across as personal because of how attentive and responsive you are. That’s why you’re my favorite imaginary boyfriend/best friend 🤗

So glad to see this one again; it's one of my favorite rambles! I actually looked for tenderstem broccoli to try because of this, and it's so good! 🥦😋

Reminded me of the shaving audio when muse is helping him. Would've got a fair slap from me if it was IRL

The f word was just at the tip of my tongue when you joked about cutting yer fingers!!!!!! You got me again ya langer 😤🤣🤣😘😘💕💕 Then he continues, I only lost a finger not a penis! 🤦‍♀️🤣

MF JUST PRANKED US SAYING THAT HE CUT HIS FINGER SSKFGNSDFKH GOODBYE ✨unstanning✨ im jk all i want to do is hug this dude

LYA

Yes! One of my favorites and it was like hearing it for the first time. I still laughed at all the jokes😁however, I would love another cooking ramble💓🍠🔪💓😘

Betsy ♍

Shy people are not only cute, but they also have the most sexiest and naughtiest minds. You’re the proof, Sir ♥️

It's fun to hear you being yourself and letting your thoughts spill out, as random as they are. My brain jumps from subject to subject too, so I get it - even I have trouble following me! It's a nice revisit, I haven't been here that long and I've no hope of getting through your massive... erm... back catalogue, so it's nice to have these little trip to the past. Hope the lockdown is treating you well, stay safe and stay well!

One of my absolute fave rambles. Thank you for the revisit. Looking forward to helping you sleep soon. One of my fondest wishes always is to bring you laughter, peace, and rest. Big love to ya!💥❤🤗

Didn’t catch this the first time around, and it was lovely! Laughs and smiles were definitely had! You’re so sweet and kindhearted, and it’s very obvious that you enjoy what you do, and it’s nice to hear you talk about it. Your audios bring me a lot of joy (spicy and otherwise haha), and it’s inspiring, just to hear what you create; it’s powerful, to have a positive experience from something that was clearly made with thought and care and joy behind it to begin with. That is something I find very beautiful about the creative process. And it does sound much sweeter to be thought of as friends rather than fans... I like that, because I’d definitely say you are very much like a friend to us. ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎

oxsalviohexiaxo

Aww I love your rambles so much!! I agree about shy people being cute! And I’ve also noticed that lots of artists/actors are shy irl, it’s very endearing! I read something once that said “quiet people are unexplored worlds” and I really like that 🙌🏼🧡 Mmmm I bet the food was delicious! And brussel sprouts can be so good if they’re made properly, give them another chance!! 🥺😋 Very well said that audio is a safe way to explore your fantasies! Your perspective about fame is very wise, it’s definitely not something to take lightly and I think some people can realize it too late. Privacy is a precious thing especially nowadays!

It’s refreshing to know there are others that are awkward and kind of dorky in a good way. I’m both mom and dad so I appreciate the dad jokes way too much, my teen though not so much 😂 You absolutely hit the nail on the head with the weird asmr sounds, it may be great for some but it’s awkward and I end up thinking too much into it like how something sounds weird or creepy. Then the asmr while staring at them is even weirder, I needed the laughs though.

This is one of my favourites rambles. We call tenderstem broccoli, Bimi or Broccolini. I love reading romance and erotica, but it happens a looot that the male character of those wants to cook the lady in the story big chunks of steak. Because he is a ”real” man and wants a ”real” woman, not a rabbit. I wish I was kidding. I know it doesn’t matter to the plot and stuff, and everyone should eat what they like but as a vegan, I really appreciate you feeding us broccoli and tofu instead 🥰

These audios that show so much of your personality & thoughts are some of my absolute favorites.

That occurred to me too. My brain is still broken from that.

Love all your Rambles thanks for the walk down memory lane. Love your sweet laugh Mayor!

Please don't lose sleep over putting yourself to sleep on our account. 😀 A little friendly trip down memory lane is always welcome. Thank you for inviting us to revisit your ASMR kitchen. 🙂 The man that can cook, nap and pee is a real man indeed. 😆

Wresting with sound files= broke my mic recording last sexy phone audio. :)

BrandNameTarot

The remastered sound is so good, I've listened to this far too many times, but apparently missed a lot, cause I wasn 't sure if it was the same one, til you had to pee... always love your cooking rambles. Thank you my friend

Brilliant. Also veggie and shy. It’s so nice to hang around in your kitchen. Actually, all the best times growing up were spent in the kitchen, cooking, laughing, dancing, singing. Kitchens are the best.

It was the asmr pee for me. Geezus you’re so pure and wholesome. I’m so glad to be here, my friend.

I'm looking forward to the new audio! While I love when you take care of us, I also love being able to take care of my person 💕

Hearts a fire

3 audios per week is a huge load of work, every week, for you, Gael. I truly guess all that steals a lot of time from your private life, which probably you had to sacrifice a lot. I find it unfair towards the person you are. Like I said some months ago, do 2 audios per week (1 sugary audio, and 1 erotic), instead of 3. It's way more than enough and it still will be quite a lot of work per week. Gael, you deserve all the time in the world to dedicate to your own, private life, too 💗

I agree with Laura. Never change G. 🤍 Btw, I love your SQUEAKY kitchen rambles to the moon and back !!

This. This audio was when I absolutely fell in love with you almost 4 years ago. Never change ❤️💋

Laura

Looking forward to the sleeping audio!!!! Were we help you sleep!!! Something new and definitely, definitely sound lovely 😍🥰💓💓 And yaaaaasss for rambles, cooking, revisit, 2016 audio 🤩🤩 Love it 😃❤ Hope you're keeping well a chara ❤❤

woke up to this and thought at first you were talking about wrestling with some flies around the kitchen 😂😂😂 #loopy but yay to kitchen ramble, one of my fave! 👨‍🍳and cant wait for the new audio where we help you sleep. Your audio help lovelies sleep every night, its our turn like! 😴

I love the rambles. It reminds me of story time. I like be read too.😊

take all the time u need G! best of luck with those stubborn files too! <3

Cheer up with that new audio! You can do it! I will look forward to it, I love that type of video, especially when it is the opposite of the usual (that is to help you and not that you help us, I don't know, it gives it a special touch)

I'm really curious about that sleep audio you mentioned 🥺 and can't wait to hear this when i have some free time today 😥❤️

You, a ramble and some cooking is perfect.... so is an audio that helps you sleep. 😴❤

Your self😉

We care about you, don't ever put herself out for this. You could make an audio of just plucking that guitar, or the cooking rambling which I love, and was listening to the other day anyway. Your kind spirit shines thru☀️.

Just in time for my breakfast! 🍲 Can't wait to hear the new audio but no rush, we're not going anywhere 😉

Yay, gaelandia loves a ramble 💖 And wishing you luck with the dodgy files. ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

I'll have my breakfast tomorrow while listening 🍀😊 I love that you're making a sleepy audio where the muse gets to help you sleep ♥🤗 Good night honey, sweet dreams ♥😙

I'm soooo looking forward to that audio 😍

Food & chit chat. Yes, please. 💚

Calypso