KEEP IT DOWN! Dirty Feckers!!

Hmm 🤔 Maybe the bull was jealous, and just trying to show the cow that he is more endowed than G? 😏 haha

Yeah, seriously, this is now one of my favorites lol, made me laugh so hard 😂

Who isn’t inspired by his audios? Hehe 😏

Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂 that was the best thing ever! Haha 😂

The way you wheezed and snorted took me OUT😂😂😂😂😂

We used to have this old song at summer camp: Don’t gimme no pop, no pop! Don’t gimme no tea, no tea! Just gimme dat milk! Moo moo moo moo! Just gimme dat milk! Moo moo moo moo!

Ashlee Kranz

Time to show them what cow tipping is!😆🐄

Ashlee Kranz

😂

I thought it was a metaphor so I was waiting for human sounds 🤣🤣🤣

Key

Still laughing 😂❤️🦋x

CaperBelle Audios 💘

Your giggle snort did me in 😆

Angela R.

Seems as though the animals were turned on by hearing you tryin' to produce your erotica! 🐂 🦬 Now ya can't blame da beast for doin' what comes natural! 👅

Sweet Phantasy

Hi, lovely. I wanna reply to your cp post you made. Can you change the privacy to patreon only? It’s set to “everyone”. If not, here’s a big giant comforting hug from me. You’re not alone. And remember, in situations like this, positive thoughts go a very long way. 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

G, that is fookin hilarious. Did it give you any Ideas for a new audio??? Lolol. Love you. Xoxo mikki

Hahahah leave them cows be, they're having a nice time like :)

Ohhhhmygod haven't had a hearty belly laugh in a while 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Co-incidentally I was just looking up at the gorgeous full moo(ooo)n tonight and you betcha after this I ain't looking at one the same anymore 😜😜 Thanks for the laughs Mr. Mayor! 🌹💖

omgggg this is tooooo funnny! 😂😂😂

gael ! from the long wheeze to the snort that honestly made my night 😂glad to share a laugh with you ! i hope you were able to get some work done after haha

They were just trying to share their script ideas with you. Hahaha!! That was too funny! Thanks for the hearty chuckle, G!

Alice

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Queenblue

Sounds like they were trying to give you inspiration 😂

Dawn

Wank palace 🤣🤣 🤣

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I know this was a pain for you G but this whole audio is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol G you are so funny!

Angela Call

Got such a Laugh, I really needed that, Thanks G!

I think they were inspired from your audios 😂😉

Bwaaahahahahahaaaa XD Poor man,the struggle is real! XD Oh that sweet, infectious laugh...<3 X

Oh man, that laugh 👏😂🤣🤣

<i>The scene opens with a shot of the quiet Irish countryside during the evening. <b>Angus</b> and <b>Bessie</b>, two members of Farmer O’Malley’s bovine herd, stand alone in a grassy field, eyeing a nearby house. <b>Bessie</b> snorts in disgust, her right rear hoof stomping angrily on the ground.</i> <b>Bessie:</b> "Do ye see that house o'er there, Angus? That’s where the dirty fecker lives, I’m sure of it!" <b>Angus:</b> "Come on now, Bessie! I thought we agreed that we would leave well enough alone!" <b>Bessie:</b> "I may've said that before, Angus, but I won’t be toleratin' that langer’s bollocks any further! He be moanin' and cryin' out all hours of the night while recordin' that...what did ye call it again? 'Erotica?' Well, whate'er it’s called, 'tisn't appropriate for our wee calves to have to listen to while tryin' to sleep in the barn!" <b>Angus:</b> "I just don’t think we should get so worked up over a little noise pollution-" <b>Bessie:</b> "And the other langer that lives with 'im, the dopey one in the attic? I swear on me mam’s teat that he’s just as bad an influence! Why, just the other day our little Gertie was askin' me 'bout chocolate milk! <i>Chocolate milk</i>, Angus! I know she didn’t hear about that subject from either one of us!" <b>Angus:</b> "I suppose you’re right..." <b>Bessie:</b> "So 'ere’s what I suggest - we're gonna give that eejit a taste of his own pervy medicine! You and I are gonna walk right up to his house and start bellowin' and moanin' like it’s our first mating season all o'er again!" <b>Angus:</b> "Wait, <i>what?</i> Have you lost your mind?!" <b>Bessie:</b> "No, I’m just losin' my patience with this filthy fecker!" <b>Angus:</b> "What if he calls the Garda to file a noise complaint?" <b>Bessie:</b> "Are ye serious? Can you imagine this langer callin' up the police and sayin', <i>'Officer, a most heinous crime is being committed - the cattle outside of my house are fucking too loudly!'</i> They’ll think he’s either hammered or just plain mad!" <b>Angus:</b> "Jaysus, I can’t believe you actually want to do this." <b>Bessie:</b> "Just quit stallin' and get a move on, or else I’ll drag ye to his wank palace by the clackers." ——— And that’s why Gael actually has a clip of cattle humping ASMR 🤔

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A ringtone of animals fucking?? 😂

I should bring in some popcorn to read all these comments! Love the puns here

They're probably thinking who is this voyeuristic fecker intruding with his camera. 😆 After all, they're nothin' but mammals, just doing like they do on the Discovery Channel. Or on G's channel. 🤣

Well, you know what they say! 🎶 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza-pie, that’s Amooooooore’!!! 🎶 🐄 ❤️ 🐮 (I’ll see myself out 😉)

LynnieBee

Lol that is still my life here in the Island de puerto rico. I grew up in my grandfathers farm not far from here en gurabo barrio celada. Lol still hear the noises sometimes and i work with horses too so yeah im used to all those noises here in the country lol and the nights i truly love when the coqui starts singing lol. Theres not alot of peace in quiet here in the night but i enjoy the singing of tree frogs lol

Doña Yayi

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From one dirty fecker to the other...just sayin'😏

Betsy ♍

I guess they didn't want to be left out of the party! 😂😂🐄

ROFLMAO!

Ahhh they are enjoying the last of autumn days with ya, some percussion to get those creative juices errrr yep no idea where to go from here.

Artysmarty_mum

So this is how ur erotica was made &amp; inspired 🤭 U are living ur life. Ur wheezing snort laugh are the proof. Funny &amp; weird things always follows ye everywhere 😂 WE NEED MORE OF UR WHEEZING SNORTY LAUGH! it made our day! 😂😂😂 i will make this as my fave audios, might be my ringtone. Yeapp! 😆

They must have been listening to your latest under the moon and stars audios G…I adore this ..it’s natural and your laugh &amp;snort has cheered me up so much today lol thank you …🐄🐄❤️🌕

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These comments are udderly ridiculous 😂😂

😳🤣 Let‘s make love under the moooonlight! These calves will be gorgeous! 😂

Dominique

I was just researching "bull porn" the other day...hmmm...I wonder...*goesaway*

Jai

I'm thinking about the cows serenading Gael the Voyeur with You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate 🤣 Where did you come from, baby How did you know, we needed you How did you know we needed you so badly How did you know we'd give our hearts gladly Yesterday we were one of the loneliest hurds Now you're lying close to us, making love to us We believe in miracles Where're you from, you sexy thing, sexy thing you We believe in miracles Since you came along, you sexy thing

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🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Your snort laugh. 😂😜💗 well, they’re outside the right cabin that’s for certain. Surely, they’re trying to give you some inspiration…or maybe it’s the other way around. 🤔 “hey mates, the lad who records himself wanking his Willy is over here tonight. Let’s party! Now I’m thinking of the cows dancing and singing to “I’m too sexy” by Right said Fred. … 🎶”I’m moo sexy for this bull, moo sexy for this bull moo sexy yeahhhh cud….!” 🎶 ….I’ll see myself out…. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Yiiiiiha - this IS life!

*random cow popping up near the window* Okay, mooooooove along, nothing to see here! Stick to writing yer smut, ya perv 😂

Ariel Diamond

😂😂

🐂💕🐄..........😂

LOL

Lillia Deer

I swear this stuff only happens to you 😂 Will we hear a moo or two in the background of the next audio?😅Also those types of laughs are the best lol

*uncontrollable giggles*

Sounds like they definitely listened to a double Gael audio, tag teaming for that special one. 😏🐄

Sounds like they’re practicing some weird „Cowmasutra“ positions😂

New version is overdue anyway 😂 I'm still not done laughing at his incredulous wheeze snort laugh 🤣🤣🤣

Omg! The puns here…🤣

Herd 😂👏

"moos of a recording artist" 🤣

LilacW

I wanna hear you shout "CIÚNAS!!!" at them 🤣🤣🤣

Delphine (half French half mad)

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thats definitely more than one cow/bull, a regular Bovine orgy going on, as Chellz mentioned, sounds like a new version of Gael interrupted. sorry, but this is so fitting and your snort laugh is epic

All of us will be straining our ears and trying to hear the cows now 😂

Lmaoo 😄

Hahaha!! 🤣🤣🤣 “woes of a recording artist” I love it!

Sounds like a cow gangbang to me 😂 you've got to love nature 😆

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Tell them to subscribe to your YouTube channel and Patreon if they’re 18+ 🤣 But now I’m curious about the erotica you’re writing 😏 and I’ll definitely remember the mooooooohs while listening to the recorded audio 😆

I'm in tears, I can't🤣 They're having such a romantic time under the moon, I see😂

Yees! 🤣👏

Can't fight the mooooooonlight🐄🐮🎶🎵🤣🤣🤣 I don't know how to go back to sleep, I'm laughing far too much 😅 🤣 🤣 🤣

I can not! 🤣🤣🤣 We have deer mating in the back yard almost all day during deer season. It's like a episode of Crocodile Hunter.

😂😂😂😂😂

your laugh is so cute 😭🥺

kira

"Listen to the sweet seranade of the Dirty Feckers, a rare breed of Gaelandian bovine. Their optimal mating time is at night under a full moonlight. "Interrupting an Irishman trying to write literotica is the perfect condition for cow-pulation." 🤣 Please tell me you read this in Sir Attenborough's voice. Lololol.

LilacW

Cow Chica Bow Wow! 😂

This made my day. 🤣🤣

Dirty feckers....says the voyeur in the bushes with the camera 🤣😘 That was hilarious! 😂

🤣 So you are out in a field... By mooooon light... Thems animals be gettin turned on....

Omg the more I hear it the more I laugh! This is hella hilarious! 🤣🤣👏👏

Mexican descent here ✋grandpa used to have a farm jajaja grew up with mostly horses tho LMAO

Bow Chica bow wow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 xx

Emma Ranson

Call the popo on them cows 😂 arrest them!

This is the best thing I've heard....hmm, herd?....all day 😂😂😂😂

I loved your laugh 😂 so cute

LucyM.

👏👏👏 Yes! Love it!

Gael Interrupted 2.0 😂 🤣 😂

Your laugh!😂🤣🥰❤ That moon is so pretty though. Thanks for the preview of tonight's beauty.😍😚❤

Btw, your snort laugh is contagious, needed afternoon pick-me-up that’s better than caffeine. Thanks!

Lmfaoo that was great 😂😂

They're just in the moooood

They’re just picking up on that erotic enerdree of yours. Stop riling up the bovines with that powerful stuff!

LMAO wait so the noises i heard from my window the other day were actually from-

ana

Oh my god🤣🤣 funny how you call them dirty yet you are writing erotica!!

This made me crack up! Although I'm sure it was very frustrating my goodness!

God your laugh is just amazing.

Hahahahahaha the description gave me a flashback of my hometown in the Mountain. (Country if you'll like to call it xD)

lmaoooo i'm in tears

Listen, they’re just trying to give you some inspiration 😂