Pandoran Diaries, Part 1: Iliac Handshake
Added 2023-08-27 15:26:58 +0000 UTC"It's been a while since the war. Everyone has settled down after everything that happened... gosh, it still feels surreal to me, but it definitely stayed. I could still feel that cold steel against my throat, and Neteyam...
...I'm saying it's beginning to get to me, which is why I booked myself a vacation. Nope, I didn't tell Dad -- he DEFINITELY will not agree to this. So I took off with my ikran before dawn and head home - the jungle! (Don't worry, I left a memo.)
But silly me only realized midway through the trip that going home would be awkward if anyone were to find me, so I veered away from our old tribe area to... well, some of the old RDA bases. I know, it's reckless and it REALLY could've gotten me killed or worse. But you know who else was reckless?
This. Thing. An unarmed human this deep in the jungle. Apparently he was assigned alone to revitalize this one research base here, alone. Even Dad was like this. Is this just how humans do it?
Anyway, this human is very suspicious, but since he don't have any of those big guns humans usually have when they bring trouble, I permitted myself to be invited into his shack. Cozy little place, but a bit cramped (duh). Said he was studying Pandoran species' reproductivity...
...And that is when I noticed the bulge in his pants. He was very flustered when I pointed it out, but agreed to show it to me. It's really tiny! Even smaller than the Penis Face.
So that means... it should be fine if I do it like Mom and Dad, right? It shouldn't hurt or anything. It feels kinda good, even. Even this guy seem to enjoy it, chanting something like 'death by snoo-snoo' repeatedly. Maybe it's some kind of ritual?"
-Kiri's diary on "Sex With Humans," Entry No. 1
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It's a bit dry now, isn't it? Don't worry, it'll be wet soon enough...
