⛥May Q&A⛥

Where in the US are you moving?

Missouri. We like trees.

How's life?

An exhausting, moody mess. Thank the coffee farmers for keeping me alive lately.

What are your hopes and dreams?

Ok, this is going to be very, very basic. I feel like everytime you hear people talk about hopes and dreams it's something along the lines of "world peace" or "end animal suffering" or "a huge project that will totally change the world". My hopes rest on just basic and comfortable things. Finding a nice house, making enough money to live a comfortable life and retire comfortably, being able to afford the things I need and want, which are by no means ridiculous requests. I'm not asking for gold pleated, bejeweled purses or some shit. Just things like clothes that fit, quality utensils, good organic food, top notch equipment to create beautiful videos, stuff like that. Can you tell I grew up first world poor? Lol. I am also hoping to find some nice places to hang out with Jack when we don't feel like staying home. And I hope we can have a bunch of kitties over the course of our lifetime. If we are talking big, huge, enormous dreams, however, I'd like to be just stupid rich. I would love to have so much money that I can direct where it goes and impact the world in a way that I don't think I can right now. My goal is not to hoard a pile of money, for what? I don't want children, no one to take care of but Jack and myself and a bunch of kitties, so I'd put a majority of it into causes that make our world a nicer place to live. Like what? I don't know, I'll think about it when I come into huge sums of money lol. Seems very materialistic, but I already have love, so what more is there to desire?

What are some shows/fandoms you love and get super nerdy over?

I don't really get nerdy over anything I don't think (except The Sims)... and I'm not into fandoms but I'm a huge fan of Orphan Black and Supernatural (even though it's progressively gone to shit after S4)

How are the others? 

Good I guess cause they don't have to be front to do the stupid medical stuff

Are there any sweets or something like that that you will miss after moving to the US?

Not exactly sweets but this (link opens a picture) and this and of course my favorite - my goodness all that stuff is crack

What's your birthday, Where are you from? 

April 19, I'm from Germany

What's your natural hair color?

Ash brown

How long have you and Jack been together - how did you meet?

We met on YouTube almost two years ago

Favorite food?

Wow, easy there with the difficult questions... I like most meats, deep fried foods and deli salads if I had to choose. If you don't have an idea what deli salads are, it's any salad that's creamy and the opposite of healthy. Potato salad, egg salad, pasta salad, sausage salad - I don't discriminate. Just get that sauerkraut out of my face. 

Anywhere you dream of going (for a vacation)?

Japan, this magical cat tree house in Taiwan (link opens a cool video), anywhere (I like road trips)

What's your favorite cake?

Baumkuchen

Favorite movie?

Since literally not a single one of you wanted to hear about my favorite movies in a video, here they are: The Divergent series, Elysium, Don't Breathe, Now You See Me, Wyrmwood

Favorite band?

Type O Negative

Favorite song?

Pretty Little Psycho, Be My Druidess, How Soon Is Now (SRC cover)

Favorite place?

A magical utopian place with nature, cuddly cats and no smokers. Alt.: Jack's arms, ren fair

What message would you leave to your old yourself if you could?

My old self? Ok, I'll try. "Hi, this is you. I was told I could leave you a message but you're probably remembering writing this as you are reading and are probably a lot smarter than I am so, you do you."
(We've watched a lot of time travel paradox movies lately)

What do you think of the recreative use of cannabis in particular to enhance ASMR experiences? Have you tried it? Would you produce more psychodelia-oriented content?

 ⛥ Unpopular opinion: I personally do not support the recreative use of cannabis.
⛥ Kind of. Turns out it does bad, bad shit to people with dissociative disorders.
⛥ Maybe, but I wouldn't know how since I cannot and will not get high. Obviously that's required for effective research.

How do I convince a girl to like me? 

You cannot convince a girl to like you. After millennia of basically being enslaved and traded off like livestock, we are very adamant about doing what we want and getting what we want. 

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There you go, I hope you enjoyed reading this post as much as I enjoyed writing it. I secretly like being asked questions about myself because no one ever did when I was a child, so I'm looking forward to next month's questions. Cheers

//Ally