Ranking HP Characters I’ve Fucked

Sirius Black- 10/10

• Would give him a 1000000000+ out of 10 tbh
• Knows exactly what he’s doing
• Down for anything
• Makes sure I feel good
• A freak in bed
• Literally the love of my life

Xenophilius Lovegood- 10/10

• He’s packing!
• I’m always the main focus
• Never runs out of energy
• Won’t shy away from anything
• Very flexible

Narcissa Malfoy- 10/10

• All I have to say is BDSM queen!!
• She’s in charge
• Can be both rough and gentle
• Mommy fr <3
• Love her with all my heart

Bill Weasley- 10/10

• Will do absolutely anything I ask of him
• Extremely passionate
• Likes glasses ;)
• Experimental
• Will fuck pretty much anywhere (especially on the beach)

Remus Lupin- 10/10

• Mans loves his food play
• Likes to take things painfully slow on purpose
• Teases and edges
• Loves tits
• Always makes sure I’m feeling good

George Weasley- 10/10

• Such a tease
• Checks in often
• Will do almost anything I request
• There’s a reason he buys me skirts and it’s not just because I look good in them ;)
• Uses his ties to bind my wrists

Severus Snape- 10/10

• Rough
• His clothes stay on most of the time
• Has a soft side
• Depending on his mood he may only focus on getting himself off
• When I’m the focus though…. Oh lord 🥵

Nymphadora Tonks- 8.5/10

• An absolute angel
• Kinda too vanilla for me
• She made me the main focus
• Can morph her own penis
• Praises a lot
• More on the gentle side
• Confessed her love for me

Fred Weasley- 9/10

• Lil intimidating
• Exhibitionist - not afraid to get caught at all
• Rough
• Gets carried away
• Will crack jokes during
• Lots of dirty talk
• Pushes my head down during bjs

Bellatrix Lestrange- 2/10

• Bad hygiene
• A sadist
• Loves knife play
• Extremely rude and self centered
• Cares more about her satisfaction

Lucius Malfoy- 3/10

• Rough and degrading
• Giving him points for being good at sex
• Called me “mommy”
• Very dominant but BAHA a submissive side that rarely ever shows
• Stopped seeing him for sex after the “mommy” thing and he got kinda clingy for a bit

Tom Riddle- 0/10

• Abusive
• Sadist

Harry Potter- 7/10

• A very generous lover
• Little too vanilla

• Very sweet and always makes sure I’m doing good
• Has a cum kink
• Good with his fingers

Ginny Weasley- 8/10

• very passionate
• Gentle lover
• Loves to kiss
• Has a kinda freaky side