New goals, new titles, same great taste

OKAY, GOT THAT TAKEN CARE OF.

Now, I guess I probably have a little bit of explaining to do on all of this. At least an update of some kind.

So, what's different?

Technically, nothing. Everything that was there is still there -- the CYOA, short stories, and discounts, are all exactly where they were.

Okay smart ass, what's new?

There's a lot of new stuff. Everyone gets spiffy titles now, for one. That's exciting. But more importantly, I added some loftier goals for the future, many of which are based on the individual pledge. These include different tiers of access to different new things, but two major developments stand out -- erotica editorials, and Master's Journeys.

Erotica reviews?

Yup. Iron Phoenix Immaculates (and, of course, true masters) can now make monthly requests for me to read a piece of erotica and critique it. These will undoubtedly be funny (because I mean, how can they not be) and may also actually be very informative if you're interested in trying your hand at erotica yourself. Not convinced at my ability to write a good review? Just check this out , and then tell me what you think.

Note that these story requests can be for other people's stories (maybe your favorites, maybe things you found inexplicably flawed), or they can be YOUR OWN stories, coaxing me to give you feedback on your work (not to mention getting me to actually read it). While I can't guarantee how many people will be interested in this, the offer's there.

Master's Journeys?

These are new, and reserved for the tippy-top pledges. Updated twice per month, these are more personal stories that strongly resemble a Choose Your Own Adventure -- with some differences. No votes, no multiple choice. You decide what happens 100%. If you decide to jump into a vat of acid, then you go ahead and do that. This more closely resembles, for those of you who play tabletop RPG's, the dynamic between a Games Master and a player-character, and as such differs from a group-vote-based CYOA or a straight-up story. This is the most personalized and interactive experience I am able to give.

What if more than one person pledges $50+?

Each Master must walk their own path.

(In other words, you get your own story with your own options, you're good to go.)

So, tell me what you think about the changes, you guys! Are you excited for them? Are any of you changing your pledges for the new content? Feel free to share your feelings below if you think I made a misstep or you think this is a good direction for the site.