This idiot right here.
To be more specific, I contributed to a book, providing one of seven stories that it contains. The story is called "A Stutter In The Infinite" and it's about a clever (if severely psychologically damaged) young woman named Lindsay who finds herself in the middle of a locked-room mystery -- a mystery that drags her into a spiral of darkness and madness that far transcends mere crime.
Yeah, it's not erotic, but I did write it nonetheless, and hell, I'm sharing this thing on every possible platform, no matter what. This is my first ever actual published paperback and I'ma scream that shit from every rooftop.